#he can kiss my ass
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Bro
Was watching YouTube as normal
And it starts playing a song (I was not anywhere close to watching music videos or anything) but I'm like "hey! I like this song so who cares" and I turn it up
My brother walks in and says "I'm still trying to sleep" okay?? Idc?? It wasn't even that loud PLUS HE GETS TO BE LOUD WHEN IM STILL TRYING TO SLEEP
#no bc also#i was awake later than him#and woke up before him#i got less sleep than him#he can kiss my ass
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i fucking hate my stupid fucking dad. Hes literally the biggest piece of shit out there. He treats me and my family like we're his fucking slaves, and when we dont do what he says he acts like a fucking psycho. I cant stand his fucking ass.
Like he literally just hit my brother for no fucking reason and started cussing me out when i defended him. Like kys bitch whats wrong with you???
I hate him i hope i never have to see him. He can die alone for all i care bc as soon as he becomes old im putting his dumbass in a retirement home bc fuck him. Idgaf if my culture or religion say other wise. Fuck him
I HATE HIM SO MUCH OMGGGGG
#i hate my dad#he can kiss my ass#i cant stand him#hes the reason i hate men#hes a fucking psycho#my mom needs to divorce his ass before i kms or run away bc i cant take this shit
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bro my bike broke and now I can't get to work bc the bus doesn't run today😭😭
#my dad wants me to get a new one#he can kiss my ass#im not buying a whole new bike#too much sentimental value man#need to take it to a shop :/#my poor baby
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if someone creates music/art its automatically under copyright so it is his, registration is optional.
according to copyright.gov, “copyright exists automatically in an original work of authorship once it is fixed...” and “your work is under copyright protection the moment it is created and fixed in a tangible form that is perceptible form either directly or with the aid of a machine or device”
If I'm not mistaken, if somebody makes art/music, and wants to have actual copyright for it, they have to get that confirmed by an actual legal entity. So just slapping a nice big ©️ on it doesn't actually make it officially copyrighted. With that being said, any copyright of Arbox (or any of RB's other mods for that matter) either simply doesn't exist, because I doubt he actually tried to get any for it, or entirely links back to So Far So Good. Which means we're pretty much free to do whatever the hell we want with it or the characters. So, I say if you wanna take the characters, feel free! Arbox (probably) isn't legally protected and most likely never will be.
Please correct me if I'm wrong /gen
#hes in japan tho so it may be different#rb-series#arbox#granted he doesnt have a tumblr so who gives a fuck?#he can kiss my ass#though he may not enjoy it cause im not a minor#spark speaks
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"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"
My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???
Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor
His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?
Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?
Be so serious right now
#polin#bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#lord debling#good old alfie d giving us absolutely NOTHING#'it would be so great to have a husband who is never there so I can live my life in peace!!!!' like. . .are you sure. . .you like men?#as a queer woman i get it: he'd be great for a wlw because like byeeeeee who needs love from a man when i can be left alone w/ my hot besti#but like. . .penelope wants love. . .and she DESERVES love and she wants her husband to love her!!!!#the featherington husbands are obsessed with their wives and you want pen to be out here alone in a big house? for why?????#tell me you hate penelope featherington without telling me you hate penelope featherington#she deserves her hot ass husband who finds her in every room and event they're in and hypes her up and eats the same food she does#so he can taste what she tastes#and kiss all over her and take her on his travels and show her the world and inform her that she's fantastic and kiss her all the time#and show her how much he wants her no matter where they are#LIKE BE FORREAL#you really want penelope out here with an absent husband so she can keep writing a gossip column that makes her cry all the time?#byeeeeeeee
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In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.
#argylle#argylle spoilers#my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss#there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom#i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media#the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it’s OVER for her in fandom lol#i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch#but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself#while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her#this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with#don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude#like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol
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Tommy Bowe Roast in the Smosh the Sitcom Live - After-Show
"I'm Tommy Bowe and the one time I smoked weed I kissed one of my fellow cast members at a party. Now that we had a Smosh marriage, there's room for new speculation and ships. Please include me!"
#tommy bowe#my shipper ass can't stop thinking about this#spommy#a gal can dream#and speculate respectfully#but like for real who do you guys think it is?#he did say “cast member” not crew#so that narrows it down#realistically i wouldn't think it was spencer#but after that other kiss who knows#smosh#smoshblr
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Did someone notice in the new Somerton's video that he didn't adress any of the misogyny or transphobia accusations? Like, yeah, he said "people say I hate women but that's not true" and only that. And he also addressed the misinformation, in which we can include the misgendering, but he still didn'h fully talk about this even when those accusations were, along with plagiarism, the most talked about on the internet.
This dude didn't give any reason for why "he doesn't hate" women or trans people, it truly was a "source: dude trust me" and Somerton expects us to believe him, when no, he threw shit on women in every chance he got, he showed transphobia in many times for no fucking reason other than he's got something against women and trans people.
And he also didn't address any of the racism people has pointed out since a long time, but more specially since HBomberguy and Todd's video. This dude only focused on plagiarism, and even that he sucked at since he implied it was an accident. How can you plagiarize on accident?, you have to write, to read, to check what you're doing, he read and Nick's scripts, he must have noticed the copying and still left it with no citation. He said he loves investigating and reading, then he must notice the copying, yet he also said he "didn't notice", like this dude can't recognize he did this on purpose, it was all "an accident".
Also, he just tried shifting the blame, placing it on Nick or, again, like it was an accident and he didn't mean to it. Somerton knew what he was doing, all of us are taught at school, specially college, that plagiarism not only is bad, it it diminishes the quality and credibility of the person that stole those words, it can get you expelled or fired, and let's not forget the people you're hurting by stealing from them, and this case the people whose experiences and words were stolen. Somerton is in a more privileged position than many people in the LGBTQ+ community since he's a cis white man, and yet he decided to attack this way many POC and trans people, not only he stole their words, but he also used racist and transphobic rhetoric, he misgendered, he erased sexualities and put all of us on the same box of "cis straight white women".
"I wanted to make my channel a safe space", yeah, sure man, like saying all the negative things of an MLM media is straight cis women's fault, or misgendering, erasing the bisexuality of a woman or changing "trans" for "queer" is going to make to make your channel a safe for queer women and trans people.
I just deep down know he won't change at all, maybe except for the citations, but we must expect he'll continue being a misogynist racist transphobe dumbass that will keep ignoring this accusations and using the homophobia card.
I really feel sorry if he truly felt so bad he harmed himself and ended up on an hospital, if that's real I hope he gets better and never gets to that point again. Maybe I'm naive, but I want to believe this is not a tactic to manipulate us to forgive him, but... idk, I just expect anything from this man that has used the homophobia card to protect his ass from any criticism.
But talking by myself, as a genderfluid AFAB person who consumes and creates queer content and felt so insulted by his racism, his misogyny and transphobia, and noticing how he avoided the topic, I don't accept his apology and hope he disappears from the internet before he can do any more damage.
#james somerton#james somerton can kiss my enby ass#james somerton can kiss my afab ass#I'm really hating this man for what he did#and what he avoids mentioning
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oh, how i LOVE that tim decided to include tommy in the last two episodes, even though they are not really buck-focused. if this doesn't prove to you how serious he actually is about tommy being a long-term LI for buck, i don't know what will.
#plot device my ass#this is NOT what you do with a character you want to soon get rid of#like we could definitely do without tommy in these episodes narrative-wise#especially if tim didn't consider buck's LI to be this important#but he DOES#so he's giving us as many crumbs as he can without betraying the story#even if it's just one scene per episode#because it could have easily been zero#oh tim minear i wish i could kiss you right now#tim minear#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#evan buckley#tommy kinard#daffy quacks
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#I swear they need to bring back media literacy classes#they choreographed the hand-off of the broach so obviously#so that galadriel could use it to escape#OMMMGGG IT'S SO AWKWARD WHAT IF CELEBRIAN FINDS OUT#bitch if my husband kissed my mother thousands of years ago so that my mother could escape captivity do you actually think I'd care#poor robert acted his ass off in this episode#and all anyone is talking about is THE KISS#they literally hold your hand through the scene#letting you see him take off the broach and hide it in his hand and then panning out so you can see the orcs look away when he kisses her#and then him passing her the broach and her escaping and adar seeing and picking up the broach on the ground#rings of power#rop season 2#rop season 2 spoilers#lotr#rop spoilers
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Lestat: I still can't believe Louis and Armand were married. You know, they did it just to spite me.
Daniel: Then why are you throwing Armand a party?
Lestat: Just to spite him.
Daniel: You guys have such a healthy thing going.
#interview with the vampire#incorrect quotes#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#source: arrested development#also because i can do many things out of spite for RJ because he can kiss my ass that Armand turned Daniel oUT oF sPItE
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tiny barns...
#I have a bigger barney piece that I'm workin on and like one million little barney doodles but like#Idk I get scared of posting my cruddy half-assed doodles they're mostly for me and to figure how I draw him#BUT you can have these cos I think he's cute. From a comic I was doin for fun & I was bored#I also won't post it cos it's just for meeeeeeee. Smiles.#Anywayyyy. Behold the Barney . Kissing him#half life#barney calhoun#Doodles#My art#id in alt text
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TAKIISHI CHIKA IN CHAPTER 153
#✧* ꜝ takiishi chika#𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓴𝓲𝓴𝓲#TAKIISHI CHIKA I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU#I WANT TO BITE YOU / EAT YOU / KISS YOU / CONSUME YOU / DEVOUR YOU / CLAIM YOU / DO EVERYTHING TO YOU#SWEETHEART LOVE DARLING HONEY ANGEL SWEETIE BOO DEAREST SUNSHINE CUPCAKE GEM PRECIOUS GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL BELOVED CHARMING MY EVERYTHING ADO#SOULMATE TREASURE MY LOVE ENCHANTING LOVELY HEARTBEAT ANGEL FACE CUDDLE BUG SWEET PEA SPARK BUTTERCUP FIREFLY DREAMBOAT BUTTERFLY STARSHINE#SWEETS POOKIE SNUGGLE MUFFIN DARLINGHEART STARLIGHT MOONBEAM CUPID SWEETY PIE FLOWER DAZZLE BELOVED ANGEL POOH BEAR SUNKISS HARMONY SWEET C#TAKIISHI CHIKA DON'T MAKE ME GO EVEN MORE INSANE / BOY YOU DRIVE ME TO THE EDGE AND I WILL DIVE IN FULLY LET ME DROWN#I HATE YOU CHIKA I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME OBSESSED WITH YOU I WILL NEVER GET A REAL BF LIKE THAT#PLEASE BE REAL AND LET ME LOVE YOU AND BE YOUR COOL GF I CAN KICK ASS TOO IM SO GOOD AT FIGHTING#I CAN TWIST HANDS I CAN KICK HIGH WE WILL BE SO HOT TOGETHER#i mean we are alr together in my silly little brain#GUYS PLEASE IM NOT WEIRD IF I CANT HAVE A REAL BOY TO OBSESS AND LOVE / I HAVE TO COPE SMH PLEASUE UNDERSTAND THIS#I MEAN MY MAN IS THE BEST ISN'T HE HMM#kichi / takikishi forever#F O R E V E R#MONSTER MY BABY IS A MONSTER#IM IN LOVE WITH A MONSTER#EXPECT SO MANY CHIKA CONTENT AS USUAL#YOUR CHEEKS I WILL EAT THEM AND KISS THEM AND BITE THEM#takiishi#takiishi x reader#takiishi chika
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ooh hb noritoshi in a grimreaper's outfit ? 🎃
WE'RE SO BACK W THE COSTUMES I HAVENT FORGOTTEN. these are taking a lot longer than anticipated, partly bc I want to draw Noritoshi in these costumes for a bit.. but im still going strong
I love grim reapers!!! I completely forgot abt their existence until you requested this! I felt like it was too plain with just a robe, so I modified the outfit a bit. and yes, that's body paint. and yes, that's supposed to be a harness. that scythe is probably fake...... it just looks real...... probably plastic....... i doubt ppl would feel safe if Noritoshi was seen w a huge sharp weapon considering he looks like he has his eyes closed 24/7
[Doodles under the cut!]
shout out to Miwa and Todo, my other two favorites from Kyoto! I like them all!
bro tbh, if noritoshi were a grim reaper, there'd be so many lost souls out there. me included. YOUR ASS SEES THIS DUDE WHEN YOU DIE, ITS LIKE WAKING UP TO AN ANGEL TF.. guiding you to the afterlife, my ass. why would you wanna leave this fine as hell man?
OH, THE OTHER KYOTO KIDS ARE TEASIN HIM (except miwa) WHEN HE FLOUNDERS AROUND TO GET IN CHARACTER IT'S SO CUTE. F UCK
DOES THE LAST ONE COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE???? DONT LOOK AT IT TOO LONG. YOU JUST SMOOCHED HIM THATS ALL.
heh. Noritoshi's hands aren't as smudged as his face bc he didn't want to ruin the bodypaint himself, but you really think he's strong enough to decline a kissy??? fucking wrong. his ass probably thinks his face is only slightly smudged up.
👏 congrats
#noritoshi#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#oh and the kiss marks are visible bc its from noritoshi's makeup. so if you think youre slick and got through without getting noticed#your ass is walking around w lips stained the same color as Noritoshi's makeup#gottem#you can decide if you look as disheveled as him or not or more.#AND IN MY DEFENSE ABT THE FACT THAT HES PRACTICALLY LITERALLY SHIRTLESS.#I WAS ADVISED BY MY SECOND IN COMMAND THAT HE SHOULD HAVE HIS MAKEUP SMUDGED TO SHOW ITS MAKEUP#I TOOK LIBERTIES W THAT BUT YK. YOUR WELCOME#the harness and everything else was all my doing 😔🙇♂️🤟🙏🫴💀👏🤙👍#devoti#merry october#null rot
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This goes both ways tbh.
#I CANT STOP DRAWING I HAVE LIME 50 OTHER MENES#BUT i wanna know#WHY does a murderer need so many accessories#LITERALLY i know stain takes at LEAST two hours to get ready#the fuck ass coat which i hate#his stupid hair and mask#TBE GLOVES AND THE BANDAGES UNDER THE GLOVES#TBE BELT#im not even talking abt below the waist here#yes they all makes sense and are necessary BUT still#i feel like the reactions could be interchangable to#can def see it#toshi existed bc he kissed his hero and stain just#jumping out of his skin bc HE KISSED ALL MIGHT#HIS ALL MIGHT#WIAH#cuties i need more fanfics#silly ones#my hero acedamia#boku no hero academia#toshinori yagi#akaguro chizome#all might#stain mha#stainmight
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saw your tags on the romance poll dudes edition, im curious how the iron bull romance in your brain differs from the in game one if you wouldnt mind sharing!
hey, thank you so much for the ask!! i'm happy to talk about it, though im not sure i'm going to be the best in wording it, lol
my biggest gripe with the iron bull romance that we have in canon is that i just think its... not pulled off very well. it feels clunky, and a fair bit of the dialogue is more cringe-worthy or red-flagy than it is romantic or hot. i just don't think there were enough moments where the inquisitor and bull sit down and talk about their dynamic for it to be a healthy one to me. they kind of just jump into it with a few vague warnings from bull and then another conversation after they hook-up for the first time. the inquisitor is also locked in as being submissive to bull– he canonically won't switch with the inquisitor and let them take charge because, "it's not what they need.". it feels... idk, icky? for that choice to be made for the inquisitor.
and then, of course, there is the oversexualization/fetishization of the qunari and the racial stereotypes we see attached to them throughout the series. i think making iron bull, the first romancable qunari in the series, have such a sex-focused romance was a mistake. just as i think having taash's romance in datv be the "spicest" is a mistake. no matter how it is written, i think was a mistake. just because iron bull is aware of the stereotypes doesn't mean the fact that he plays into them is written well, i guess is what i'm trying to say. we see this even when dorian and bull get together and their banter surrounding their relationship.
that all being said! the romance In My Brain has more time dedicated to setting up the terms of their dynamic and does not lock the inquisitor in as being submissive. i think there should be some sort of choice between it being strictly sex between bull and the inquisitor, or if it eventually shifts into something else. or even if they start off hooking up and it shifts to not having sex at all but still being in some form of relationship. i know the game is limited for what it can do for various reasons, but i'd like for there to be more choices! and more soft moments. bull actually has a lot of them, but i would like More. i would also like for there to be a proper conversation between the inquisitor and bull about why, exactly, he feels the need to consistently play up the overly sexual/aggressive/clueless persona he presents. or some sort of option to return the care he gives the inquisitor beyond just giving him the dragon necklace. idk! im yapping and im not sure how well im explaining it lol, i'm a better writer than i am an explainer. i just wish it was different
#ask#symphorine#i misread your user as sympherobrine at first.. herobrine in my inbox#dai#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#the iron bull#iron bull#iron bull-critical#the iron bull-critical#i guess?? idk#i want to kiss bull so bad but his romance icks me a lot#i hate how the qunari are written#“here is an entire group of people who are stereotyped to he brutish and violent and guess what. they dont love romantically but the fuck#and they fuck a lot and HARD.“ is. well. it sure is. ugh.#i love bull. but bioware sucks ass#bioware-critical#unfortunately due to how the game is i just find a lot of the romances to be kind of.. shallow? or lacking in some way? which is fine#i can just fill stuff in#but it feels especially ehhh with bull
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