#argylle spoilers

[henrycavilledits]

Okay. Next question.

ARGYLLE (2024) dir. Matthew Vaughan

[scaryrabbit]

Argylle (2024) | Dir: Matthew Vaughn

[the-woman-upstairs]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

[cogentranting]

Argylle is absurd and a lot of fun but most of all it has my heart because it's a female-led action movie that let its main character have a love interest and didn't punish her by killing him or having him turn out to be evil so that they could have her "grow" and do it on her own. They just let them be partners and in love.

[sparrowsabre7]

I find it so funny that literally everyone's first thought coming out of "Argylle" is "Matthew Vaughn is a coward for not having Cavill kiss John Cena" and they are all 100% correct.

[littlefreya]

That mullet will haunt me in my dreams

[hypahfixations]

therapist: mullet Henry Cavill isn't real, he can't hurt you

the ending of the film Argylle:

[aidelly]

The whole story in twenty moments. Elly Conway Rachel Kylle and her journey back to herself and back to Aidan.

[killerqueeenbee]

Argylle without context

[queer-benoit-blanc]

Argylle 2024 vs the (presumably) unintentional trans implications

[ayo-edebiri]

I’m still mad John cena and Henry Cavill didn’t kiss in Argylle (2024). The movie would still be terrible but it would have been at least fun

[henrycavilledits]

HENRY CAVILL as Agent Argylle ARGYLLE (2023) dir. Matthew Vaughan

[winterfieldfrontiers]

Why every male in Kingmans universe is Gay

I'm not complaining

Five star movie, Matthew Vaughn need to make gay mainstream films, cause he's always Feeds Shipper since Kingsman.

[the-woman-upstairs]

In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.

[soinspiredbyyou]

[sparrowsabre7]

I just want to talk about the big spectacle fight scene before the finale in "Argylle"

MAJOR SPOILERS

I really love that in Rachael Kylle we have a female lead action hero who gets to be feminine, not a tomboy, is not a stereotypically skinny build, but still gets to perform a beautifully choreographed skating routine whilst killing a whole mess of people and is repeatedly talked up as the best of the best and it's the male lead that is hopelessly more in love with her.

Just 🤌. And yes, Sam Rockwell and Bryce Dallas Howard are not unattractive but by Hollywood standards they are not "sexiest of the year" material like Cavill and Dua Lipa, and they are 55 and 42 respectively headlining an action film that doesn't lean into them as older or aging like say "Taken", the later "Die Hards" or the other recent "Old Dude Action Films" there's been a spate of lately. And it's never presented as funny that they can do these things.