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addystuffs · 1 year ago

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ok ok ok i need to talk about smth i noticed watching the new helluva boss ep.. spoilers obvi.

so during 2 minute notice, when fizz finally calls out mammons name, sure, we see him get pretty pissed.

but he doesnt actually do anything until fizz says he quits.

he does not care if fizz lyrically roasts him. he only cares if he loses him. the face of his brand. because thats the most important thing to him. fizz raking in money. because like ozzie said, fizz is a way better performer than him.

he is so greedy, he is ready to let fizz yell "fuck you" over and over in a song, as long as he still works for him.

anyway just another reason mammon fucking sucks!!

#he can eat my ass!!#in a bad way!!#helluva boss #mammons magnificent musical mid-season special #bro even colonized the title of the episode #helluva fizzarolli #helluva mammon #addy speaks #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss mammon #helluva boss fizzarolli

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xxplastic-cubexx · 7 days ago

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How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.

i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here

#xmen #xmen comics #magneto #erik lehnsherr #snap sketches #CAUSE LIIIKEE i want to keep SOMEE elements of the headmaster look obviously #i like its design intent. or how i see its design anyway idfk .... idk what im sayin im sleepy #just gotta. throw a few more things on there .... maybe... again i dont know 😔#the bigass M just makes me think of megaman gigamix i cant even lie #having/wanting to keep this as a one piece/leotard with that big ass m is probablyl whats stumping me if im so tbh #for some reason the lack of 'underwear' and helmet really is doing a lot for it Not feeling like magneto #the helmet i get Thats His Symbol ATP but the underwear ..... girl idk Strong Man or something like that #its just awkward because headmaster magneto is Supposed to be more tame or . 'domesticated' i guess vjALKE #not less powerful but he shouldnt be as intimidating/outwardly powerful if. that makes sense???#the first thought seeing him shouldnt be 'hes going to stomp me to death' it should be. Not That LKVJAEKj #BUT AT LEAAASSST in the back of the mind being likek 'he could probably stomp me to death'#SOME power but not to a threatening degree idfk what im saying my TUMMY IS RUMBLIGN AGAIN #what did i eat todasy. i ate like five hot pockets today thats what i ate. and some grapes #idk im tired. maybe ill try this again down the line #anyway enjoy if you can. saturday is upon us which means i can DOODLE AGAIN

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bigcatbulges · 1 year ago

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Source - Zinthings

(Artist's Ko-fi Twitch Redbubble Gumroad and Discord)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry butt #gay furry bull #artists twitter above #i hope he doesn't mind that i eat his ass while he grills #cunnalingus be damned my bovine can work a grill

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dollypopup · 6 months ago

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"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

#polin #bridgerton #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #lord debling #good old alfie d giving us absolutely NOTHING #'it would be so great to have a husband who is never there so I can live my life in peace!!!!' like. . .are you sure. . .you like men?#as a queer woman i get it: he'd be great for a wlw because like byeeeeee who needs love from a man when i can be left alone w/ my hot besti #but like. . .penelope wants love. . .and she DESERVES love and she wants her husband to love her!!!!#the featherington husbands are obsessed with their wives and you want pen to be out here alone in a big house? for why?????#tell me you hate penelope featherington without telling me you hate penelope featherington #she deserves her hot ass husband who finds her in every room and event they're in and hypes her up and eats the same food she does #so he can taste what she tastes #and kiss all over her and take her on his travels and show her the world and inform her that she's fantastic and kiss her all the time #and show her how much he wants her no matter where they are #LIKE BE FORREAL #you really want penelope out here with an absent husband so she can keep writing a gossip column that makes her cry all the time?#byeeeeeeee

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xreanimatedcorpse · 1 month ago

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Someone fire this man he barely does anything 💔

Being serious I do love Volition a whole lot. Mine is just Extra Pathetic™️ and I have not passed a SINGLE active check first try with this dude (I’ve played this game what. 6 times now? 7 times?)

…yes I know it’s mostly my fault for giving Harry low Volition but. It’s funnier to imagine Volition is just terrible at his job

#and it kinda fits. Harry spent 4 ish months pre game fucking his life over of course he wont be on top of himself right out of the gate #The amount. of times. I died because I didn’t have enough magnesium. oh my god #harry is a magnesium eating machine #Also!!! I kinda imagine Volition as this thin long and frail creature...#or at least. the shell? exoskeleton? container??? is. Volition is the inky stuff that pilots the shell #You can remove him from the armour but be gentle with him :(#or don’t. actually it doesn’t matter #his ass does NOT do anything anyways!!!!!#disco elysium #disco elysium skills #de skills #de volition #disco elysium volition #skilltober #skilltober 2024 #arc doobles

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al-luviec · 1 month ago

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something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

#alek art #ninjago #zane julien #2024 #i am very unhappy with this and sooo in order to feel better i am going to talk about him #system zane is very real to me. i always give him six main alters (but i do believe there is more lol)#systems cannot just pick and choose who front depending on the day i am very aware (i am a system) its more on the nose symbolism #the fifth one crossed out is the ice emperor. in canon he exists in zane's mind as an “alter ego” of sorts which is crazy to me #character has canon dissociative episodes... amnesia... and several different “personalities” / identities? sounds familiar idk #i talked a lot about this hc on my long ass zane hc post thanks for the ask btw npderzane #its not an au its just how i see him so just imagine every zane i draw as system zane. ill only specify it in the tags if its system related #that one post thats like. 'being a did system sucks which one of us poured instant coffee in the bathtub!' thats the average zane experience #he wakes up and everyones like “mannn zane you were going crazyyy on prime empire yesterday” and hes like ??? i did not play any video games #and then he looks at the calender and 6 months have passed. semi true story that happened to me #also alters having incredibly different food preferences is funny. zane doesnt eat anything ever vs boone who eats raw meat sometimes #zane having really weird characterization? and its very inconsistent / bad writing uhhh alek explanation is hes a system and nobody can mask #man its 1 pm :|#i hate this drawing so much i dont even want to look at it but it took time so ill post it #i also have another zane drawing in my drafts i should post. from like 2 months ago???

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chryseiswriting-blog · 7 months ago

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Fuck all y’all. I’ve been pronouncing it Jean like blue jeans and I ain’t about to stop just cause some French man on YouTube told me how it’s actually pronounced 😤

Jan?!? JJJAN? Like JAUN!????

YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO TELL ME IT RHYMES WITH SEAN AND IS CLOSER TO SAN AND JAN THAN APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR?!?

No. Denied. Go home, you’re drunk.

#What the fuck French pronounciation #get outta here #tsc #all for the game #the sunshine court #nora sakavic #books #Jean Moreau has an Apple bottom and no one can tell me otherwise #he would wear boots with the fur #aftg fandom #aftg #tsc spoilers #French pronounciation can eat my ass #not really #but come on #Just let me be a stupid westerner

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fiendishartist2 · 1 year ago

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the archives is full of gay ppl; therefor halloween is celebrated

#i love to put characters in outfits and halloween is my number one excuse #shout out to one of the best holidays on earth!!! i love you halloween i cant wait to dress up and eat candy in a few weeks #i dont think sasha made it to halloween but a guy can dream.....#my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #timothy stoker #sasha james #im not tagging as ship bc i dont personally believe in it but you can if you'd like <3 #i like to imagine jon shows up to work in all black with a cat ear headband just like ''maybe this will keep tim off my back''#meanwhile the archives is exploding bc their boss with a permanent stick up his ass is wearing cat ears and not acknowledging it #tim goads jon into getting a better costume bc the cat ears are half assed and not in the spirit of halloween #and so for the institute's halloween office party jon shows up in complete medieval gothic clothing with plastic vampire fangs #and they have to take martin home on a stretcher bc he dies on sight. sad!

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howlsofbloodhounds · 3 months ago

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killer deliberately provoking people into attacking or hurting him—especially anyone who claims that they “don’t want to fight him” or “don’t want to hurt him”—sometimes for the purpose of satisfaction and validation in the belief that pain will always be a part of his existence and everyone feels the same urges to hurt or be hurt that he does and everyone would love the chance to hurt him if he just let them or gave them a valid excuse.

he really likes provoking the so called “pacifists” into doing horrid shit like snapping his bones or you know almost killing him cuz its just further proof that he’s right

#cw violence #cw self destruction #killer sans #utmv #sans au #sans aus #killer!sans #killertale #utmv headcanons #undertale aus #undertale something new #undertalesomethingnew #something new sans #something new au #killertale sans #wonder if he ever like provoked delta into a fight just to prove the point to color #my guys a victim of prolonged torture and conditioning his ass does not see the world way everyone else does #smash his head in the floor and kick his teeth in #hes gonna be smiling the entire time #smug bastard #dead dove do not eat #i think #shit can get dark with killer #i can hear his giggling as someone who once believed theyd never do something like this #or would be capable of doing something like this #stares in horror at their own hands #soaked in his blood #and he can tell they dont know whose hands they belong to anymore #cw abuse #cw trauma

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hecksupremechips · 9 months ago

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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

#persona #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #akishinji #i guess #im making it that way lol #see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz #i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them #i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL #the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much #but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason #i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise #theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict #so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit #they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks #i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol #maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls

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holmsister · 5 months ago

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Unpopular almost blasphemous labru opinion time: kabru would so be into getting flavour profiled actually hed be like. Oh citrus notes interesting. And then he'd have a small crisis about not being able to do the same for Laios BUT he can tell him how quickly he would die if he stabbed him in whatever part he's kissing and that's just as sexy

#labru #nsft text #so much fanfic in which laios is like 'oh you taste almost like..' and kabru is like NO and im sorry esteemed scholars i gotta disagree #its an interesting thing to know!#now if you dont want to go to the trouble of describing taste because its a pain in the ass i respect that #wow but ive been talking a lot about laios eating kabru out lately. it has been a very dry pride month over here what can i say #kabru *sucking a mark into laios' tigh* and you see youd think this is safe but actually an important artery passes here #*resting his ear on the spot* i can even hear your heartbeat!!! *big smile* you'd bleed out in ten minutes #laios *harder than hes ever been in his life* what if. what if you stabbed my dick #kabru *still smiling* not yet #laios: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEE

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crismakesstuff · 1 month ago

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I’m really sick and tired of seeing people reduce nolan down to:

1. He’s actually hitler, he’s a racist and sexist and hates every minority + viltrum is magakkk /srs

2. He’s an UwU wife guy babygirl guys!! He said he misses his wife so this clears him of all bad he’s done !!

All of you are wrong and I’m taking him away from everyone until y’all learn how to do media literacy correctly, you people treat nolan the way you should fucking treat homelander the actual canon racist and sexist pig! some of you r even deluded enough to think they would be homeboys ! NO