#wow but ive been talking a lot about laios eating kabru out lately. it has been a very dry pride month over here what can i say | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

holmsister · 6 months ago

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Unpopular almost blasphemous labru opinion time: kabru would so be into getting flavour profiled actually hed be like. Oh citrus notes interesting. And then he'd have a small crisis about not being able to do the same for Laios BUT he can tell him how quickly he would die if he stabbed him in whatever part he's kissing and that's just as sexy

#labru #nsft text #so much fanfic in which laios is like 'oh you taste almost like..' and kabru is like NO and im sorry esteemed scholars i gotta disagree #its an interesting thing to know!#now if you dont want to go to the trouble of describing taste because its a pain in the ass i respect that #wow but ive been talking a lot about laios eating kabru out lately. it has been a very dry pride month over here what can i say #kabru *sucking a mark into laios' tigh* and you see youd think this is safe but actually an important artery passes here #*resting his ear on the spot* i can even hear your heartbeat!!! *big smile* you'd bleed out in ten minutes #laios *harder than hes ever been in his life* what if. what if you stabbed my dick #kabru *still smiling* not yet #laios: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEE

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