#he BIG mad

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

JEAAAALOUSY TURNING SAINTS INTOOOO THE SEAAAA...

[sangrientamano]

[lovethathookhausen730]

Babes was literally yelling at the camera to get Joe's attention and now he's big mad

[rhapsodyandwoe]

@stargroved

"Listen here you petulant child, I will slice your throat, flay your skin, and eat your heart and liver as a treat."

[deviousdevilx]

the audacity of that former twink rejecting his apology! HE'S SO MAD

[phoenixpascal]

So when the constant reposting of y'all past outfits at events don't bring him back, and then non subtle shading of his new outfits at events with a new designer doesn't bring him back, Fabio chooses complete shade! Like dumbass you act like you don't still follow Pedro and he don't follow you back so he and a lot of fans not gonna see you purposely not tag him in that post that got his damn face in it.. like what is this his final act to bring Pedro back to him??? I mean he probably seen that he's not getting the same attention like he used to get when he used to post about Pedro, I saw the last four or five posts of his and they're not getting the numbers that he used to get and he knows that and he tight!!!

[fairymint]

🎤 - An audio transcript from a recording (🤔 maybe from Emmet or Felix Pardus? Up to you if you’re feeling someone else tho)

"Nuts to that, Ingo! It's improper and you know it!" It's a camera feed with crappy-quality footage- perhaps the lens or wire to it is comprimised, yet the audio comes through crystal-clear; enough to give context. A whap of the man tossing his hat forcefully onto the desk. "I've just about well had it with these god damn hooligans on my god damn train, you see!"

He's answered with a steady tone, simply uttering so matter of factly, "Police."

"And yes I will have god damned coppers over, but they better hope by the skin of their that that those coppers are quick! Why I aughta-!" Just absolutely fuming. Who knows how long this went on.

[n3rdb0x]

“That’s a lot of talk from a man who employs elves as basically slaves but okay big capitalist man. You know what? I might take more breaks, bathroom breaks even, maybe…. Smoke breaks too.”

[charliezeltzer]

[clutch-him-tightly]

IDW Sonic the Hedgehog, Issue 72 Page 5

Panel 3 of 4

[sillybilly4]

Foaming at the mouth it’s so good‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢💢💢💢‼️‼️‼️

My sketches turned out into a little plot :D

CW: BLOOD, CHAOS ↓

[the-lovexdemon]

Stares at everyone like this

[rhapsodyandwoe]

maybe you need some dong perfume to go with your wang perfume

"That is not... you are pronouncing it wrong. But I shouldn't expect anything less from a sniveling, disrespectful, uncultured little thief who doesn't know her place in front of an Exalted Vampire Lord."

"If you continue this insolence, girl, I will either make you my next meal or I will turn you into my newest pet, perhaps both."

[werexbear]

loud pissed of bear noises

[museicbox]

Open Starter for Blitz

"Well, fuck you too!" Blitz shouted, stamping his foot down with his hands held clenched and arms straight at his side. "You have no idea what it's fucking like to be me, okay? I am constantly giving pieces of myself to everybody else and nobody sees it because I am a selfish narcissistic prick and I know it, don't fucking think that I don't!" He was panting now, his blood boiling because oh, he was fucking pissed. He knew he was a dirtbag, he knew he didn't deserve anything good in his life, but that didn't mean he didn't want it.

"But at least I wear my defects out in the open like a decent piece of shit!" He straightened up, closing his eyes and tilting his head with every emphasis of his words, "I don't fucking hide it behind a mask of fancy clothes, or fake ass altruistic bullshit like some fucknozzles I know!"

[fanaticalthings]

Most children, once they've grown up and moved out, sometimes come back to visit their parents to use their house as a sort of personal grocery store

And with Bruce being a literal billionaire whose house is always stocked with food and supplies, the batkids (that aren't living in the manor) definitely visit just for the purpose of taking shit for themselves.

---

For Dick, it's just small things, food and maybe some utensils. Bruce is barely in the kitchen so he never notices dishes go missing, and there are like 10 other children in his house so literally any one of the younger kids could've stolen food in the middle of the night, so he doesn't bat an eye at all.

Babs probably steals Bruce's hardware or his tools from the batcave. Sometimes, if she's nice, she'll leave a note.

Steph probably takes shit that no one will notice at the time but will absolutely be annoyed about when they need said thing. Stapler, soap bars, the microwave plate, etc...(Taking after Jason, she steals the hub caps off the batmobile's tires)

However, for Jason, once his relationship with Bruce is somewhat decent, of course he's gonna be petty and start stealing the more expensive shit in the manor for his apartment. Jason's microwave is broken? The next day, the cave's self-made and enhanced microwave made by Bruce for convenience is just gone.

Jason's feeling a coffee maker for his place? The one in Bruce's study disappears, too.

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At first, Bruce thinks he's just sleep deprived, but then much bigger things start to go missing, like the whole TV and couch set in the living room. He assumes the younger kids are just playing pranks on him (sounds like something Stephanie would do) but then Bruce notices that the thief deliberately avoids stealing things from the kitchen, which is where Alfred is most of the time, and suddenly Bruce has an irritated clue on who the culprit is.

At first, he doesn't say anything, until one day he comes back, tired from a patrol, and is about to log in all the info on the computer only to realize his batchair is gone. That's when he texts Jason a blunt "If you really need things for your place, you can just ask me. I'll buy them for you." (As if Jason himself isn't loaded from his totally legal activities)

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So now Jason's pettiness levels increase tenfold, and oh, wouldn't you look at it, his bike needs some new tires, and he knows a great place to get some more.

One night, Bruce is just blearily getting up for a late night snack, only to see Damian scamper away with a...lamp? So Bruce immediately follows him into the foyer only to see ALL of his kids (sans the ones not living in the manor), trying to haul two arm chairs out the window, and they just stop dead silent to stare at him until someone whispers a nervous "Crap"

Bruce doesn't even have any energy to fight, he just pinches his nose and is all "What is the meaning of this" in his tired dad voice. And Duke meekly responds with "we wanted more chairs at Jason's place"

And suddenly it all makes sense. Not once did Bruce wonder how the HELL Jason managed to lug a whole 60in TV and a full couch set on his own in one night. Of course, he had accomplices. Bruce just turns right around and goes right the hell back to his room to sleep. He'll deal with this in the morning.