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ADVICE FOR IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOUR BODY MY CHOICE":
Air horns
Call attention and deafen them in one move
Completely the look with a sports jersey
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Wait until they find out their lift kits are gonna be tariffed
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Finally hit 100 subs over on YouTube
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ADVICE FOR IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOUR BODY MY CHOICE":
Air horns
Call attention and deafen them in one move
Completely the look with a sports jersey
#will the know#how will they know#sports#your body my choice#fafo#fuck around and find out#if its gonna be a circus we might as well dress like it#that sounds like a fallout boy title#fallout boy#fall out boy
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For all my canning ✨Girlies✨ just a quick reminder that if you don't can right you can cause botulism to happen, which could be very deadly. Historically a lot of husbands mysteriously died while entire families remained safe. Just a thought. Be careful how you can 😏🫡
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dear americans,
as a polish queer woman and human rights activist, i know exactly how you're feeling right now and what to expect from these elections. i lived through the 2015-2023 regime of pis, a right-wing populist party that divided families in the same way trump did. i’ve experienced the rise of fascism in poland, the influence of far-right parties like konfederacja, and their “santa’s little helpers”—ordo iuris, an ultra-conservative catholic organization (banned in many countries, mind you) that helped enforce a near-total abortion ban and runs anti-queer campaigns in public spaces. i supported the black protests in 2016 as a middle schooler when they first tried to ban abortion. as an adult, i actively participated in the 2020 women’s strike, running from police tear gas daily after they finally passed the ban. i supported friends who faced charges.
i’ve lived through intense homophobia in poland as a queer teen and adult. i survived the first pride march in my hometown, where far-right extremists threw stones and glass at us. i endured the anti-queer propaganda spread by the ruling party in state-owned media. i survived the “rainbow night,” poland’s own stonewall moment in summer 2020, when police arrested around 50 queer activists following the arrest of margo, a nonbinary activist. i survived the "lgbt-free zones," the targeted violence, the slurs from strangers on the street, and the protests i held against queerphobia. it was hard as fuck, but i survived.
but just because i survived, it doesn’t mean others did. many women died because of the abortion ban—marta, justyna, izabela, dorota, joanna, maria, and many others who didn’t survive pis’s draconian anti-abortion laws. milo, kacper, michał, zuzia (she was 12), wiktor, and other queer and trans kids and young adults took their own lives because of the relentless queerphobia.
despite all of this, our experience in poland can serve as a guide now. here are some tips for staying safe and how we, polish queers and women, organized under the regime:
safety first, always. if you know someone who’s had an abortion, no you don’t. if you know someone is trans, no you don’t. if you know people who help with safe abortions, no you don’t—at least not until you know it’s 100% safe to share. if you are queer or have had an abortion, only share this with people you trust fully. most importantly, not everyone has to be an activist just because they’re part of a minority. if it feels unsafe to share that you're queer, trans, etc., then don’t. it doesn’t make you any less queer.
use secure, encrypted messaging like signal for conversations on potentially risky topics, such as queerness, abortion, organizing counter-actions, protests—anything that might be used against you.
stay anonymous online. if you want to research or report something without surveillance, do not use regular internet. get a vpn (mullvad is affordable and reliable), download the tor browser (for both onion and standard links), and if you plan to whistleblow, consider using a riseup email account.
organize and build networks. community is everything now. support each other, foster independence, because your government won’t have your back. set up collectives, grassroots movements. create lists of trusted professionals—lawyers, doctors, etc.—who can offer support.
to lawyers and doctors: please consider pro-bono work. this is what got us through poland’s hardest times. your work will be needed now more than ever.
for protests or risky actions: always write a pro-bono lawyer’s number on your arm with a permanent marker.
get to know the anarchist black cross federation and other resources on safety culture: "Starting an anarchist black cross group: A guide"; Still We Rise - A resource pack for transgender and non-gender conforming people in prison; Safe OUTside the system by the Audre Lorde Project;
for safe abortion info or involvement: get familiar with womenhelpwomen.
stay radical, stay strong, stay informed: The Anarchist Library
if i forgot to (or didn't) include something, don't hesitate to reblog this post with other resources.
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Imane Khelif for Vogue Arabia, photographed by Tarek Mawad
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What does the body builder sing when they go to get their protein shake?
*move bitch, get out the whey*
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#us politics#jesus christ#jesus#jesus cares#tell me#what do you see#with your holy eyes#reproductive rights#reproductive health
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#the muppets#muppets#you have two wolves inside you#Twitter#its calles x because were all meaving it#puppets#meme#humor
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Me: Trump's going to do tariffs
Maga: he never said that. Do you believe everything you see on the news?
Me: didn't you think Obama was coming for our guns? How's that going?
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