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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?
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ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Evengelicals are the Craigslist of religions.
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Republican cheating is nothing new.
#VoterSuppression #Racism #JebBushWasGov
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JKR is once again attacking a woman of colour

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Being trans and working in an office is funny sometimes
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Can I just say, I don't use "she/they" in my bio because I'm "confused about my gender". I do it because I could give a shit less what pronouns you use for me, I just want others to feel comfortable using what pronouns they feel comfortable using. It's not "Woke". It's empathy.
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if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch
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Today I'm one year sober and all I got was a migraine
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