#hcs .

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

do you think the boys (Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny Butters) can fight and if they do how would they fight and would they have any training?

If you could answer for the other boys too (Craig, Tweek, Tolkien, Clyde, Jimmy) and maybe the Girls?

Ohohohohohooooo fantastic question. Lemme jump in immediately >:)))

Stan

His ass cannot fight, at least not better than your average guy. In the episode "Bloody Mary" we see that he did take karate classes for some time, along with Kyle and Cartman, but some other instances in the show suggest that he isn't the biggest fighter. Idk much about whether he can't, but he definitely won't. In s7's "All About Mormons" the boys send Stan over to fight Gary, and he very unconvincingly says "I'm gonna... kick your ass. Bitch." and then immediately proceeds to be swept off his feet by Gary's overwhelmingly polite and understanding nature. At most he will get in a fist fight with Kyle, like in the season 19 finale when he believes Kyle is behind the ad conspiracy, but I think Stan & Kyle fights aren't serious in the way that they'd genuinely try to hurt each other. In s4's "Chef Goes Nanners" they could've shown us Stan beating Cartman for kissing Wendy or something, but Stan barely reacts apart from being shocked. And if we count the deleted scene from s18's "Gluten Free Ebola", Stan isn't the one starting the fist fight; it's Kyle. And Craig very easily gets the better of Stan in the ensuing battle. In conclusion; I'd diagnose Stan with pussy.

Kyle

Can fight, at least decently, and definitely will. He gets the better of Cartman in pretty much every one of their fights (apart from the "Cartoon Wars" one, where he does struggle), and is almost always the physical instigator in whichever fight he gets himself into. I believe that unlike Stan (and probably Cartman), he probably did take those karate classes seriously and remembers a good amount of what he learned. Plus, with all the fights he gets into over the course of the show, he'll at least also know some stuff from experience at this point. And again— if we count the deleted scene from "Gluten Free Ebola"— he fucking DECKS Clyde like crazy, and then proceeds to help Stan and throws Craig to the ground the moment he grabs him. Maybe Kyle is just good in comparison with some of his weaker peers, but that still means he's definitely ranking up there.

Kenny

Can fight. I don't think I need to elaborate much. Many of his attacks in TFBW are physical punches and kicks, he decked a taller upperclassman girl in "The Poor Kid" upon her bullying Karen, kicked Randy (an ADULT) so hard in the shin that it hurt him ("City Part of Town") and— if you wanna count that— wasn't really losing the fight in the sand pit with Gerald in "Major Boobage" either. Plus he won't worry about taking damage bc he can't die, so you can't even knock him down like you'd do a normal person. Do NOT mess with this guy, I think he's genuinely scary.

Cartman

Can't fight. Don't really need to elaborate much either. He's also a pussy but, unlike Stan, he tries really hard to act like he isn't. Doesn't usually initiate physical fights and it's likely that he'd lose if he did. Gave his all in the fight against Wendy in "Breast Cancer Show Ever" and didn't stand a chance. The only thing he'd have going for him is that he is crazy enough to not have any restraint, so I think that where normal people would be decent enough not to seriously hurt someone, he'd take any opening he can get and be absolutely ruthless and unfair.

Butters

In "Sarcastaball" Stan says that Butters "sucks at all sports", which would mean he's either clumsy or rather weak, or both. In "The C**n" it is revealed that Butters is very often phsyically overpowered by Cartman, whom we don't really usually see win fights against anyone else, so that's gonna say something. I do, however, believe that Butters' greatest weakness is his fear, because we've also seen in s16's "Butterballs" that once he's pushed far enough, he's able to deck a fucking adult twice his size (Dr. Oz). I think Butters definitely had the element of surprise on his side here, but similarly to Cartman, I think that once he is emotionally off the rails he'll definitely have zero restraint and that will become his biggest strength. However, in "World Wide Privacy Tour" he doesn't seem to stand a chance against his fight with Bebe, even though he doesn't seem to be acting particularly sane in that episode either. Similarly, in "The List", he shows up with a black eye (and I think with a broken arm??) after kicking Nelly "in the balls". So yeah, he isn't a fighter. At least not physically.

(CATG and some girls under the cut)

Craig

Season 3's "Tweek vs. Craig" reveals he doesn't really know how to fight, and I suppose that we gotta count that he learned sumo in that same episode as part of his skill set. In "Tweek x Craig" then they get into a genuine fight, and him and Tweek seem to at least be on a similar level in terms of skills/strength. (Again, if you count the aforementioned deleted scene;) he seems to be able to hold his own against Stan, but you might argue that he also had Jimmy's help in that fight and he's quickly overpowered by Kyle (he was taken by surprise, but still). I'd say he's pretty average, and not usually the guy to get into a fight out of his own volition. The two instances he fought Tweek were pretty specific and especially the second one might've been just because he was under a lot of emotional pressure. (again, if you count it;) I'd say he's quick to defend his friends though, given that he jumped to help Clyde in the deleted scene pretty quickly. And TFBW persona suggests that he'd rather fight with physical punches than put in the effort to come up with a genuine power. So I'd say; he's not much better or worse than Stan, but definitely less of a pussy.

Tweek

As previously elaborated, probably on a similar level to Craig, but much less prone to getting into a fight than him. He's more of a wallflower when it comes to friend groups, someone who doesn't like drama, much less getting involved with it. I do think he COULD quickly deck someone who came at him unrestrained, though. Similarly to how he magically procured acting skills when it came down to it in "Tweek x Craig". Idk i'd be scared of him

Tolkien

I think his parents probably put him in expensive martial arts classes based on the VERY skiled hooks and kicks he gives Cartman at the end of "Christian Rock Hard". Granted, it isn't hard to beat Cartman, but still those looked pretty intense and well-executed. Other than that, in South Park: Post Covid we see him excellently deck two guys from Shady Acres; idk what martial art it is in but he definitely knows his way around a fight professionally and tactically. Probably because he's a cop (boo) (it's never explicitly mentioned but I think I remember seeing a badge next to his "Vaccinated" ID). I think he won't fight unless absolutely necessary.

Clyde

... his ass can't fight. He got beaten the shit out of by Cartman in "C**n 2: Hindsight". He stood no chance against Kyle in the "Gluten Free Ebola" deleted scene. If anyone remembers other instances where he fought feel free to remind me, but up til now all I see is a weak wittle baby. Who cries a lot. kill him

Jimmy

I have little to no proof for this (considering we've only seen Jimmy deck his mom & girlfriend on steroids in "Up The Down Steroid", and saw him fight Timmy in "Cripple Fight"), but for some reason I think he'd be an excellent fighter. There's his disability which leaves him at a disadvantage, but other than that this guy is a special olympics participant and probably has insane arms from using his crutches all the time. I feel like if he wanted, he could absolutely fuck up a bitch, but he's mostly too nice and diplomatic (and non-impulse driven) to do so.

THE GIRLS

There isn't that much information on most girls, so these might get into level 2 or 3 headcanon territory without much elaboration.

Wendy

Can fight, considering how she fucked Cartman up, but I don't know how impressive that is given that Cartman is a little bitch. But I think that she's definitely physically strong as hell, since she IS captain of the girls' volleyball team AND the cheer squad (see episodes "Cock Magic" and "The Hobbit"). So whatever she might lack in experience or skill she might make up for in strength, and probably willpower as well.

Bebe

Well. We've seen her beat the shit out of Butters, which in itself isn't that impressive considering Butters isn't the biggest fighter, but something tells me Bebe is a ruthless ass-kicker. No restraint, probably has decked more boys before if they just looked at her wrong— I feel like where Wendy is more of a level-headed diplomat, Bebe is ready to fuck shit up. This is further supported by how in "Raisins" Wendy sent Bebe to break up with Stan for her, and Bebe immediately goes "Fuck you, fat ass, you guys are assholes" and "God, you're are so stupid" the second Cartman (& then Butters) opens his mouth, whereas it took Wendy much more to finally threaten to kick Cartman's ass in "Breast Cancer Ever". I feel like Bebe would take martial arts lessons as well, with the purpose of being able to punch a man and make it hurt.

Heidi

I feel like she's very much peace and love on planet earth✌️ to really be a big fighter, not counting her later dating-Cartman-era. With Heidi it's harder to really settle for something considering she really changed throughout her relationship with Cartman and we haven't seen her in the show since they broke up (a tragedy, honestly. i wanna see how she's doing), but if I look at her pre-Cartman personality I'd say she isn't a fighter. We've seen her fight Cartman, but I don't remember if she won and I don't think it matters much considering Cartman is a little bitch.

Henrietta

Can't fight. None of the goth kids can. They're all little pussies and I love them like that. (If you don't believe me, rewatch "Mysterion Rises" and "Goth Kids 3: Dawn Of The Posers") They can't, they won't (they can't be fucking bothered), and they'd all probably be prone to acting like stereotypical twinks if it came down to it. I do think, however, Henrietta knows her way around tricking and trapping someone, considering she and the other goths kidnapped Mike Makowski in "The Ungroundable". She probably knows her way around tools and substances to use if she needed to fight someone, and would use them to aid her.

Nichole

I think she isn't a fighter. At all. She seems too polite and peaceful to ever get into one, and I think she'd de-escalate whatever situation she might ever get into. She's too sweet of a girl, & I think it's fair if she wouldn't wanna get herself messed up after styling herself up cute with flowers and ribbons, as we often see in her design.

Red

We know next to nothing about this character but I just KNOW she can fuck a bitch up. She doesn't even need to do it physically, we've seen she has a way with words that can absolutely KILL, but I just know that she can also throw a perfect punch.

Nelly

Beat the shit out of Butters in "The List". Again, not the most impressive feat, but the fact that she did still means something.

THATS IT!!! Sorry, ended up being a very long post but I had a lot of fun with this question hehehehe tysm anon <3333 If anyone reads through the whole thing tell me what you think & what you would add to these, maybe I missed some stuff.

[loversrocktvgirl2]

my mini multiverse of madness…

Avengers Tower Headcannons (Bucky Edition)

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Avengers Tower Headcannons Masterlist

Bucky’s quiet. Reserved. New to this whole “being an Avenger” thing. And he really likes you.

At first, it started out as a casual fling, the two of you would secretly dart off, but there weren’t any intense feelings yet, and you both agreed not to tell anyone.

Then it starts getting more serious, and now the two of you have a full on secret relationship.

Bucky knows that Nick won’t like this, and he’s worried what everyone else will think, since many people are still warming up to him, while they already adore you. If you break up, will he be sent into isolation? Of course, Steve would still hang out with him. But he’s scared. And so you agree to keep it a secret.

But over time, it gets harder and harder to keep things under wraps until Nat finally finds you, and the two of you fess up to dating for months. 

Once everybody warms up to the idea, you and Bucky being together often isn’t unusual. 

Other than Bucky, you’re closest with Natasha or Bruce. But you get along pretty well with everybody. 

Your favorite and least favorite moments happen at the same time: a game of Monopoly. 

Bucky and Steve get overly competitive with each other while Tony tries to build mega empires, and then everyone turns against him. You and Sam make allies and then make Bruce go bankrupt before setting your eyes on Tony. Soon, you’ve both knocked out Bucky and Steve and it’s you and Sam, going head to head while the whole team chooses sides and places bets. 

Bucky is secretly a romantic at heart, and one of your favorite memories of him is slow dancing in the dark to Kacey Musgraves’s cover of Can’t Help Falling In Love.

Bucky can be a hard person to love—but it’s always so, so worth it. 

[boykingscourt]

do u have some sam & jack hcs

yeah I have a few!

sam never does tell jack his history with lucifer because, aside from it being nearly impossible to put into words, he doesn't want jack blaming himself for it. after s13 jack gets especially curious but he can tell sam doesn't want to talk about it. he eventually gets cas to tell him a bit

I made a half-joke post about this but there have definitely been times that jack has used his powers on dean when he sees him being mean to sam. like suddenly dean trips or smacks into a doorframe or hits his head on something, but it's always subtle enough that dean doesn't think it's anything but clumsiness, and sometimes jack isn't even aware he's doing it

sam and jack have definitely attended an extended lord of the rings marathon in theaters together

jack notices sam likes tea and watches him closely to figure out how sam likes it so he can surprise him with it. he still makes it a bit too sweet for sam's liking but sam never tells him that and always tries to finish it

sam cuts jack's hair and uses that little trimmer for the back of his neck. jack likes how meticulous he is

jack notices sam isn't a fan of loud noises and though he doesn't really know why he starts using his powers to make the heavier doors in the bunkers close gently behind him. sam doesn't realize because he's not hearing the doors and always laughs about jack "sneaking up on him"

god!jack told himself not to interfere but sometimes he can't help giving sam nice weather

[my-brain-is-stupid-sometimes]

I had a bad day so I’m projecting on to Tim drake cuz whos gonna stop me?

________

I hc that Tim has moments when he genuinely doesn’t understand why bernard or litreally anyone else likes him. Let alone love him.

He will have days or weeks where he just locks himself away and doesn’t let anyone get close because he knows.

He doesn’t know what he knows.

But he knows there’s something about him that needs to be hidden and hated.

______

Tim: *lying in bed staring at the cieling*

Bernard: *lying next to him*

Tim:

Bernard: *pokes cheek with a pencil* alive?

Tim:

Tim: hopefully not for long.

Bernard: >:/

Bernard: take ur meds babe

Tim: ew no

_______

[pjrblx]

007n7 HEADCANONS

(Obese) Squirrell (hc based off of when i asked my friend what animal he'd be and they said an Obese squirrell)

Heavy sleeper.

Despite loving burgers his favorite food is actually nuts actually

Has to wear glasses or he can't see

His little Noob thing blurts out his thoughts sometimes

Misses c00lkidd a lot, just refuses to admit it.

His c00lgui is alive and can actually become its own person (Its connected to the little noob and its name is c00l7n7.)

fatty

Cut some of his tail of after getting too stressed about c00lkidd

He knows Elliot HATES him with a burning passion so he avoids Elliot mostly.

Usually only talks to Guest 1337. They're good friends.

tends to make biscuits on his bedsheets.

Treats Bluudude as a son despite not being his father

When he first got c00lkidd, he was still hacking a bit before finally stopping to focus on c00lkidd

Noli is his ex.

His cheeks always look like they're puffed out

Hides his horns under his burger

let me know if i should make more hcs yayayayaya

[lunar-opal]

Imagining a truly uncanny, natural predator merman Rafayel, leaning into ALL the stereotypes

His lilting voice can lure in MC, even sometimes convince her to agree with him in arguments when he tries hard enough...

A supernatural kind of suggestive beauty - his charm making people overlook the more uncanny parts, like the way his eyes flicker, the way he can go eerily still, how his skin feels just a little too smooth, the points of his teeth which are ever so slightly too sharp...

His merman form - a very long, sinuous tail (with a caudal fin that ripples like a veil and yet is sharp enough to draw blood when he whips it), ear fins that protrude from his head, small barbels from the side of his jaw, his skin is all scales (although some remain the skin colour of his human form, while others are the shade of his tail), webbed fingers, full nictitating membranes to protect his eyes in the deep sea... ELDRITCH RAFAYEL

And of course, his instincts to have MC in his true form are so strong... And he kisses her before pulling her below the surface. His tail entwines with her legs, twisting between and around them... His body undulates and she clings to him as they sink down to the seabed together...

[dimmadomeglobal]

Dale drinks to cope with stress and help him sleep.

See that? Those are whiskey cups, and right next to his bed too. This makes me think he might use alcohol as a sleep aid.

Dale is mentally unwell, that's for certain. He struggles with money anxiety despite being a billionaire (just look at how he reacts to losing his profits in Stanky Danky and Founder's Day), and he has had an incredibly traumatic childhood. That, compounded with the stress from work, has a good chance of reducing his sleep quality.

I think he struggles with insomnia and has difficulty falling asleep, plus the fact that he wakes up super early for work and the nightmares he has of Vicky, leads to him rarely getting a good amount of sleep. Thus, he typically takes a shot or two to put himself to sleep, more if he's more stressed than usual.

I don't think he's the type to get drunk. In fact, I think he hates being drunk. Dale is incredibly emotionally repressed. He's constantly holding back his emotions, and it often comes out in outbursts and sudden shifts in mood. Alcohol lowers ones inhibitions, and it lessens his repression of his emotions, and they come out full force when he's drunk. He gets weepy and angry and becomes an emotional wreck, and he hates not being able to control himself.

The only times he's ever drunk is when he's desperately trying to get himself to sleep, taking shot after shot, trying to get himself to relax, just go to sleep dipshit, it's not so hard, just close your eyes and SLEEP DAMNIT- and then he forgets how many shots he took. Oh, there he is, sobbing into his pillow about losing 0.000001% of his profits because the new worker's rights law forced him to pay his employees a livable wage.

This is him by the way.

Anyways that's just a theory. A Dimmadome theory! Thanks for reading!

[goooofy-goooober1121]

TWST Boys as Roommates

Partially inspired by irl events :P

Ask Box is Open!!

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

The Controlling One

Makes a schedule for chores and a list of house rules, but in a "I need to micromanage you" way

You could be set to clean the bathroom at 3:30 and he'd pop into your room at 3:30:01 and go "HELLO???? CLEANING DUTIES!!!!"

VERY strict study schedule so don't make a single noise or else he'll get mad at you. Don't even breathe in his direction

Trey Clover

The Kitchen Fiend

Takes up the kitchen all the time because he's constantly making sweets/baked goods

You get free samples out of it but you also end up not having space to make your own meals because he's busy using the appliances :(

Cater Diamond

The Talker

Now there's nothing wrong with chatty people but when I say The Talker i mean THE TALKER.

Will try to hold a conversation with you as you're trying to fall asleep in the middle of the night

It's a perfect night. There's soft thunder outside and the rain patters against your window. Your sheets are fresh out the washing machine and you took a very relaxing, soothing shower. Your pillow is cool beneath your head, and you're excited to finally go to bed after a long day. You're snuggled up contentedly, on the verge of sleep. That's when you hear it. "Hey you know I never really liked strawberries because--" -Cater Diamond, walking into your room at 1 AM.

Deuce Spade

The Overzealous Studier

takes his books and like twelve notebooks to the living room to study

You come home and the space is covered entirely in loose paper, mechanical pencils long abandoned and strewn randomly across the room. In the center of it all is Deuce Spade. He's crying. He's in the middle of Calculus. How will he ever make his mom proud if he doesn't get a 105% on this next exam?

The living room is off limits for the next few hours. You are banished to the shadow realm (your room)

Ace Trappola

The Noisy One

Blasts his music at the most inappropriate times

Studying for the BAR? Reviewing for the MCAT? Trying to read or make sure you don't fail your next quiz? Ace's music bleeds through the walls relentlessly.

Sings LOUDLY in the shower

Talks super loud on the phone with his friends

Invest in noise-cancelling headphones

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

The Sloth

Will put off chores unless asked to do them

But he'll get them done in his own time if that makes sense

The type of guy to see you doing the dishes and wordlessly hand you his dirty plate instead of cleaning it himself

You could ask him to drive you to the ER and he would reply "erm just use Uber???" like its ur fault you're ill

more respectful if ur a girl tho (he got that Sunset Savanna Feminism)

Naps anywhere and everywhere

Ruggie Bucchi

The "Sharing is Caring" Believer

Will ask if you can share your snacks

If you say yes he will take like 75% of them

Promises to replace them tho (and does)

What's yours is his and in return what's his is yours

Keeps track of everything you take tho

Bro probably has a sign out sheet

Jack Howl

The Gym Bro

Your cabinets are 80% protein powder

So much meat in your fridge bro

Gets very passionate about televised sports... sometimes a lil too much

Will yell at the TV

Goes all out for local sports events, like if you're in uni he's wearing school colors and decorating the dorm/apartment on game days

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

The Businessman

Sees this as entirely transactional

Will hold things over your head. Don't you ever let him help you with chores because he will use those instances to guilt you into doing things for him

Definitely tries to start "Azul Bucks" for household tasks

Runs a black market of study materials and test answers out of your dorm/apartment

Jade Leech

The Plant Parent

Loves collecting any and all plants. Your dorm/apartment ends up looking like a plant nursery

But he definitely is more inclined towards non traditional plants

Has a venus flytrap named Audrey and cares for her as if he birthed her

Probably has movie nights with her (it's Little Shop of Horrors EVERY. TIME.)

Definitely has some mushroom terrariums

Fan of carnivorous plants... you have to beg him to not get any of the stinky ones

Floyd Leech

The Flip-Flopper

He does whatever he wants whenever he feels like it

He can be super sweet to you one day and grumpy the next

Sometimes he lays across the couch all happy (his long ass legs take up all the space)

Sometimes he doesn't come out of his room and you wonder if he's still alive

Prone to boredom so be prepared for him to hunt you down or come bother you even when it's inconvenient

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim

The Rich Boy

Invites friends over but forgets to ask if it's ok with you

Comes home late from parties sometimes

Also throws parties without thinking about what you may be okay with :(

Forgets that not everyone is rich?

When you break your phone he says "oh well you can just buy a new one" like you can walk into the lobby downstairs and get one for $3.99 at the vending machine

When you explain to him that you cant he looks at you with those big old eyes and earnestly offers to buy you one

Will get you one even if you say no

Almost burns down the building trying to make pasta (he burned the water)

Please teach him to cook

If you want a nice apartment, room with him you'll get a flatscreen TV 4K Ultra HD and surround sound

I love him can you tell

Jamil Viper

The Responsible One

Honestly one of the best roomies on this list

He's a pretty mature guy and used to cohabitation (grew up with a sister, had to look after Kalim as a kid)

But he doesn't talk much, kinda just does his part and goes

Good roommate but not if you're looking to be friends with your roommate if that makes sense

9/10 roommate material for sure

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit

The Beauty Queen

Remodels the decor entirely to his liking

12 step night routine

He's a good roomie because he keeps his things clean but will for sure get on you if you're a messy person

Face masks and manicures are a weekly occurrence between you both

Judgy tho. Don't let him come into the kitchen while you're cooking he'll be like "do you KNOW how many (calories/sugar/carbs/fat) is in that???" and start listing off better/more balanced ingredients

Just let me eat my ramen Vil

Hosts a photoshoot in the dorm/apartment at least once

Rook Hunt

The Cryptid

Sometimes you're not even sure he's there?

Like you interact with him but he can be so erratic/eccentric that you wonder if the building has black mold and is making you hallucinate his presence

Learns your schedule for sure

Expect to run into him outside the dorm/apartment at least twice a day

Might have watched you sleep to learn your sleep patterns? Lock your door

Stalker (affectionately)

Epel Felmier

The Manly One

Does home workouts with Jack

You have to force him to Febreeze the living room afterwards

Following in Jack's footsteps, slowly invading your cabinets with protein powder

Brings you apples and apple sweets/pastries whenever he comes home from visiting his family

Likes to have his own Wrestlemania marathons

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

The Gamer

Are we surprised?

Celebrates like he won the lottery when he pulls his next Genshin character

You can hear it through the walls

Messy room but he doesn't let it spread to shared spaces

You get a LOT of Doordash orders for him

Rarely leaves his room and when he does he's terrified of running into you

Get this guy some Lexapro

Ortho Shroud

The Kid

Like sorry not sorry but this is a whole child

Forces you to watch Bluey with him

It's like babysitting more than anything

Watches all three Sonic movies multiple times a month

Where are ur parents

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia

The Old Man

It's like living with a senile senior citizen

Does not know how to use the microwave, you have to teach him

Squints at the TV remote and pokes at the buttons with a single finger

If you show him something on your phone he does the Mom Look (Holds the phone away from his face, squints)

Speaking of phones

It's like the only keys on his keyboard are 👍, O, and K.

Signs his name on text messages.

"Hey Malleus can you do the dishes tonight?"

"👍 - M.D."

Lilia Vanrouge

The Nocturnal One

Super active at night so again, invest in noise cancelling headphones

Banned from the kitchen

Pokes into your room at 3 AM asking mundane questions

Likes to play pranks on you

Keep an eye on him

Sebek Zigvolt

The Dramatic One

Will fall to his knees and apologize as if he committed murder if he realizes that he forgot to do a chore

"I must protect the peace of our dormitory!!!" he says before storming out to yell at the loud neighbors (it's past quiet hours)

He's a good roommate

Just a little passionate

Silver Vanrouge

The Oversleeper

Has like 80 alarms set and somehow wakes up to 0 of them

Will burst out of his room and speedrun getting ready about ten minutes before class begins

Naps a LOT

You've had to check his pulse to make sure he is actually sleeping and not dead multiple times

But he's a chill guy overall

[zombiedeers]

One of my most random hcs for the Mayhem is probably that Muppets Mayhem isn't the first time any of them have done commercial jingles

I hc that in-universe the band did a rock version of the JG Wentworth commercial because they were strapped for cash and it was convenient and something they did in a short amount of time that they got payed pretty alright money for doing

I literally don't know how this hc came to be, it just DID one day and it's stuck around for a couple months in my brain

[creepz-art]

Uh, so... Here's some headcanons, I guess?

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Proxy/Slenderverse Interaction Headcanons:

1. Brian Gets Physically Sick Near The Operator/Slenderman – While the other Proxies might be fine if Slenderman sticks around Brian gets physically sick if Slender is too close for too long. His brain reacts physically alongside mentally.

2. Toby Can Tell the Difference – Ticci Toby is one of the few who can tell when Brian is fronting vs. Hoodie. He’s learned to approach Brian gently, like with a skittish animal, and gives Hoodie space unless it’s a mission.

3. Proxy Rivalries – Masky lowkey resents Hoodie. Not because of Hoodie himself, but because Brian is still “fragile” and Tim doesn’t think he should be involved. Hoodie and Masky have fought—like, actual knife-in-hand fights—at least twice.

4. The "Proxy Safehouse" is Divided – The Proxies share a safehouse if in missions with each other, but there’s a spot only Hoodie uses. No one else goes in there. Brian doesn’t remember setting it up, but there’s evidence he helped build it.

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Relationship-Based Headcanons (Romantic/Friendship)

5. Brian is Secretly Touch-Starved – He doesn’t seek it out, but when he trusts someone enough, he melts with physical comfort (hand-holding, gentle hair touch, etc.). Hoodie, meanwhile, tenses at any affectionate contact—he doesn’t know how to react.

6. Hoodie Watches from the Shadows – If Brian is starting to get close to someone romantically or even platonically, Hoodie tends to front more often, not out of jealousy but out of paranoia. He sees others as a threat to the system’s safety.

7. If Brian Has a Crush but Doesn’t Know It – He geeks out around a specific Proxy (or an OC, if you want to think oc x canon), lending them movies or rambling about his film theories. Hoodie knows and finds it painfully awkward.

8. Shared Dreamscape – When they sleep, Brian and Hoodie sometimes meet in a dream-like headspace. It’s unstable and weird (liminal spaces, warped time), but it’s the only place they can talk calmly. Hoodie is always wearing the mask even there.

9. Hoodie Gets Protective If Brian Dates – Not controlling, but he watches everything. If someone hurts Brian emotionally or triggers him, Hoodie will handle it—quietly and without mercy.

[sofsstucky]

She definitely didn't know what she was doing and wanted Vincent to stop her (or rather, she knew it was a bad idea and was asking to be stopped, have the circumstances changed, but alas Vincent was too much of a soft boy to force her/too obtuse to realise she was asking to be "forced" out of that situation). Unfortunately the story in DoC is quite rushed and we don't get to see their courtship at all, but I doubt Nojo...ahem... Hojo was ever not a huge red flag! I suppose she looked up to his scientific knowledge and thought they could have the kind of marriage that is based on common interests and some camaraderie and that's good enough, but it was always an unbalanced situation in which he led and she sort of followed. We never see an interaction between them in which he treats her as an equal. I really think she's quite socially submissive, in the sense of not good at fighting for herself (once again, the way she yells at Vincent is definitely a cry for help, to be told not to go through with it, but alone she won't do it).

Just my hc trying to make sense of the whole thing. And it ties in perfectly with her son's personality and how a superman allows himself to be used and abused by those who are far weaker than him. I do think he inherited (and Hojo most definitely exploited it as much as he could) a tendency to defer to others and not fight for himself.

I find it very interesting that Lucrecia always keeps her head down whenever Hojo is talking. People like to say that she was just as much in charge of the Jenova Project as Hojo, but her body language suggests that she was going along with it more than anything else. She is very submissive towards Hojo whenever he's onscreen. She only becomes vocal whenever she is INTENTIONALLY trying to drive Vincent away.

Furthermore, LOOK at how Hojo talks to her.

He's patronizing her while she stands there frozen and depressed. This is his wife and the mother of his child. He's not even asking her what she's doing with Vincent's body, he's just standing around mocking her, holding "experiment" over her head as a trigger word over what happened with Grimoire.

He also just stands there laughing at her distress at finding Vincent dying on the floor.

And don't even get me started on Sephiroth.

Does he so much as ACKNOWLEDGE that he took her son from her?

Fucking no. He just does THIS shit again

Using that trigger word again, something he knows will set her off.

You cannot look me in the eye and say that Lucrecia and Hojo were ever equals in this relationship. He used her and dumped her. And then he took pleasure in making her suffer. I think Dirge makes it pretty obvious that he was the one pulling the strings all along.

[loversrocktvgirl2]

my mini multiverse of madness…

Avengers Tower Headcannons (Peter Edition)

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Avengers Tower Headcannons Masterlist

You and Peter are the “young ones” at the Avengers Tower. 

You’re both full of pop culture references and incredibly cheerful and funny.

You also both share an affinity for prancing Tony. Over time, you’ve developed more and more elaborate pranks to play on the poor man, including using Peter’s web shooters to lower yourself into his workshop through the vents to give him a jump scare.

One time, you accidentally jumped in when he was with Pepper. You were so shocked you let out a little yelp, and Peter covered your mouth with his hand and lifted you up, closing the vent before Tony and Pepper could see you.

Except they did see you.

You and Peter agreed to let Tony bribe you with candy to keep quiet about it.

You both love what you call “vintage movies”, which are really just 90s and 00s films. You calling it this drives everyone from that generation crazy, which only spurs you on to do it more often. 

Regardless, movie nights with Peter are extraordinarily entertaining.

You build pillow forts and hide all of the snacks with you to watch Empire Strikes Back

You two also love bothering Thor and requesting stories from him. The way he talks and the stories he’s got of Loki entertain you both, and you constantly ask for them.

From Thor’s perspective, it’s nice to be wanted.

You and Peter are definitely known as the troublemakers of the group. Fury hates working with the two of you, but you’re also impossible to hate—you’re so excited to be included with everything that it’s hard to get mad at you, even when you screw up. 

Peter is your friend for a long time before he becomes your boyfriend. 

Your relationship doesn’t change much once he does; there’s just a little more cuddling and affection than previously. 

You’ve gone on a few official dates out to places, but you’re together so much that it almost feels like you’re on dates constantly. 

You don’t have an official couple song yet—but you definitely love listening to music together and singing off pitch loudly at everybody.

Natasha’s like your aunt now, always defending you to other Avengers and also trying to keep you both out of too much trouble.

Everybody knows you’ll find it and get into it anyway. 

[arminsumi]

Bff!Satoru, who immediately tells every guy that asks about you "Nah, she's out of your league... but not mine."

Bff!Satoru, who denies having hidden feelings for you, ignoring the panging in his chest, "I was just joking."

Bff!Satoru, who claims to be joking around but also hotly presses his lips against your face and finds his way to your lips when he's high on the night air... but then promptly plays it off the next day.

Bff!Satoru who is the first to comment on your posts, especially on photos of you and him — and he stares smittenly into the pixels. Maybe sometimes kisses his screen, right over your lips.

Bff!Satoru who stands tall, 6'3, at your side, so close that people just assume he's your boyfriend.

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

Lotr headcanon, having lots of patches on your clothes is fashionable in the Shire. The more patches, the cooler you are. Especially if it's a lot of different fabrics. It's common to trade patches with friends and family, and it's usually treated with high sentimental value. It's like carrying a piece of someone with you.

While the hobbits are on the quest, their clothes get holes and such. This leads Sam and Frodo to nab small things from the other members of the fellowship, like handkerchiefs or anything too worn for use, to use as patches. Merry and Pippin aren't so courteous, and cut pieces from the fellowship's clothes while they sleep.

Of course, the hobbits exchange patches amongst themselves while traveling, and they never go anywhere without a needle and some thread. Sam is the best at sewing. Pippin is not allowed around needles.

Boromir notices this, thinks it's adorable, and leaves things out purposely for the hobbits to use. Eventually, he asks about it, and they convince him to do the patches, too.

Aragorn also notices and thinks it's adorable, but doesn't bring it up to them. He's secretly flattered to find pieces of his rag on Frodo's pants. He asks Boromir about it instead.

Legolas doesn't notice. His clothes are elven-made, and the scissors refuse to cut it.

Gimli notices the random holes in his clothes, and the things going missing, but doesn't realize it's the hobbits. He brings it up to Legolas, who immediately convinces Gimli that he's crazy and it's all in his head.

Gandalf notices, obviously, and he doesn't mind until Pippin tries to cut his cloak while hes asleep. He proceeds to wake up and yell at him until dawn.

After Boromir dies, Aragorn takes his cloak, and sews pieces onto his clothes. These are the only patches he has.

Bilbo has a set of clothes with patches from the dwarves, from his own adventure. He told them about the tradition, and they all gave him pieces of fabric to use. He can still recount which patch belonged to who.

[fablehaven-rulez]

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Hi!! Do you have any headcanons for Katniss having autism? And how peeta would deal with it? And the people around her? ☺️

oh nonnie you are going to regret ever asking me about this... i've got so many thoughts on autistic!katniss!!! like. so many. my headcanons are under the cut!!

★ katniss wasn't diagnosed until after the war for a multitude of reasons; there was a major lack of healthcare in the districts, as we see so often in the books/movies. even after she wins the hunger games, haymitch has his suspicions, but he doesn't want to bring it up to the capitol doctors because there's still such a stigma around it.

★ has the worst sensory issues known to man. she hates socks and shoes; she would much rather walk around barefoot, even if the people around her think it's unhygienic. as a child, she used to sob if her food was touching and she despises the heat and the way it makes her hair stick to the back of her neck.

★ tends to have frequent shutdowns cause she will push herself until she physically can't keep going anymore. peeta is the best with these. he doesn't push her to talk-- he knows she struggles with words when she's feeling overwhelmed. he is more than happy to just sit with her and let her decompress.

★ hyperfixates on things she likes and can infodump about them for hours. thats why she gets along with finnick so well; they will just trade facts about their interest back and forth until one of them get bored.

★ believe it or not, haymitch is the best with her meltdowns. he's good at distracting her or simply watching over her in a safe place until she has regulated herself again.

★ struggles with naming her emotions and has to use different colors to explain how she's feeling (red is anger, blue is sad, etc...)

★ peeta is constantly researching into the asd spectrum. he's always asking katniss what he can do to make life easier for her because he gets that not everybody who's autistic experiences the same difficulties.

★ katniss is a big fan of her weighted blanket. will constantly have it wrapped around her if they're at home.

★ effie doesn't understand it to begin with, but she loves katniss, and even though at times she can come off as ignorant, she does try her best to listen and learn.

★ is so blunt, sometimes to a fault, but she's working on it! haymitch teaches her all about bubble thoughts-- if you don't know what a bubble thought is, think of a comic book character with a speech bubble over their head. thoughts that you think but do not say aloud!