#hc s8 spoilers

[cable-salamdr]

Somehow my mind has just accepted the idea that in terms of healing Lloyd’s body is incredibly similar to Steven Universe’s, where he heals any scraps, wounds, or even broken bones, incredibly fast. Like, a rather large wound can be scabbed over overnight. A broken bone doesn’t take multiple months, but more like few days, maybe a week at most.

[radishearts]

Obsessed with the new implications for the ‘after’ life of the life series jimmy dropped.

- All dead contestants are just spectating from above all the chaos that happens or (…. Perhaps even WATCHING, one could say)

- dead contestants (or at least Jimmy) can’t enter the nether (hell/j) and can only exist in the overworld.

this might just have to do with the dimension you died in. Can u imagine the angst of Lizzie being trapped to spectate in the endless void forever (though technically when she died she respawned at her base).

did the destruction of Lizzie’s base and subsequent ransacking of mumbos (as well as scars unintentional griefing when he shot his tnt cannon). Prevent them from interacting with other players? Like they can’t return to look after people

OR an alternative is that Jimmy did not break his canary curse and instead was an omen for the next episode LMAOO (the big finale probably)

- Guardian angels don’t get to choose their wards, the secret keeper does.

- guardian angels have similarity to the dr Who weeping angels

- Also I’m sure everyone’s in agreeance that jimmys wings are canary ones.

[hn-undercover-9503]

I'm still so hung up about the lore of p!Scar killing boatem Scar for his hat because, like, are we ignoring that season 8 canonically just... didn't really exist? Like it was all a digital simulation! And even if you ignore that part, when would they have come across each other? Pre-moon big? But then how would Boatem have escaped? (If I remember correctly, wasn't Scar the one who built the ship they escaped on?) Or was it post-moon big? Does that mean they found another place to live after escaping the season 8 island? So then what happened to the rest of boatem crew?

I'm so normal about this, guys, I swear (is visibly shaking)

[breathe-2am]

Hes equally smitten and will flirt at the drop of a (party) hat. Only wearing henleys is going strong.

On our screens or just in our hearts?

[riagraie]

EOTE HEIGHT HEAD CANNONS FOR THE NINJA!!!!

Ok so a while ago I was doing my best to design Hanna and I eventually got sidetracked and made a whole ass height chart for the ninja. Note: the silhouettes I used for everyone except Hanna are traces and solid color fill ins of someone else's art. I forget who made it, but the only one that is mine is Hanna's.

To break it down:

Nya is Five feet Five inches, or 165.1 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I didn't think Nya was super duper short but I didn't think she was super tall either so I made her just a bit above the average.

Jay is Five feet Eight inches, or 172.72 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I made him shorter than the others bc I firmly believe he just is shorter. And yeah ik that 5'8" isn't short but more like the avg but I say he's short bc he's standing next to the others who are literal giants.

Hanna is Five feet Ten inches, or 177.8 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. She is a tall girl because of her Harmonizer (not human) genetics, plus her dad is also freakishly tall so girlie got the tall genes.

Kai is Five feet Eleven inches, or 180.34 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I also feel like Kai is the type to say he's 6ft tall even if he's an inch shorter just because he wants to.

Lloyd is Six feet One inch, or 185.42 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. Yes ik the fandom says Lloyd is short bc of the tomorrows tea thing in Childs Play s2, but tbh, bro is literally part Oni and Dragon. Those sons of bitches are hella tall. So respectfully, fuck anyone who hates me for making him tall.

Zane is Six feet Two inches, or 187.96 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. He's a nindroid. That's all I have to say.

Cole is Six feet Four inches, or 193.04 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I am with the fandoms head cannon of Cole being a big guy, it's clear from the show he's the oldest (technically) and that he has natural super strength. Plus in s8 when we see how Wu found Cole prior to the Pilot Episodes bro already had a six pack WITHOUT training. And then the beach type episode in s2 bro had an 8 pack and continued to have one through the entire show basically. So, my Cole is a buff as fuck giant of a dude who looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll.

Oh, and there's some extras for the side characters below. Slight spoiler warning.

I'll probably do a part two of the Height Head Cannons which includes the characters from Dragons Rising. Send me asks or comment/repost this to ask me to give my HC for any characters I missed :D

PIXAL is Five feet Nine inches, or 175.26 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I just feel like Borg made her tall but not too tall.

Wu is Six feet on the dot as an old man, or 182.88 centimeters. But in his prime, like the adult Wu we saw in s9 (Hunted) was Six feet Three inches, or 190.5 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. Idk why I chose this specifically, I just did.

Misako is Five feet Five inches, or 165.1 centimeters like Nya. I just like this head cannon. Idk why.

Garmadon is tricky:

Sensei Garmadon(Old Garm from s3 &s4 plus a little bit from s5) was Six feet Two inches or 187.96 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. He doesn't hunch as much as Wu does in my mind, so he's Zane's height.

Lord Garmadon from the Pilot Episodes was Six feet Four inches, or 193.04 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. He grew some in his transformation from human to partial Oni but not much.

Lord Garmadon from s1 and s2 was Six feet Seven inches, or 198.12 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. He grows so much because he gained two arms and shifted into mostly Oni. I say mostly Oni because it's my HC that Garm didn't have only the Oni genes being expressed until Harumi resurrected only that side of him.

Emperor Garmadon from s8 and afterwards was Seven feet Five inches, or 226.06 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. This is his Oni expression height, but not the height of his Oni form.

Oni Form Garmadon from both S10 and s16 is Nine feet Four inches, or 284.48 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. Ik Oni height, according to Mythology can range from 8 to 14 feet (243.84cm to 426.72cm) and I would've made Garm taller but you also have to remember his Oni genes are mixed with Dragon and Human. Oni Garm's horns are eight inches tall, making him Ten feet on the dot or 304.8 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

Oh and, Adult Human Garmadon was Six feet Five inches, or 195.58 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

That's all for Garmadon lmao.

I'm saying Harumi was Five feet Seven inches, or 170.18 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I'm saying this is her height in s8, s9, and s16 bc she and Hanna get into a fight where Hanna quote, "Towered over the ex-girlfriend causing her to feel chills of intimidation crawl down her spine." Lol. Hanna's scary.

Lloyd's Oni Form is Nine feet Two inches, or 279.4 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. Again, would've made him taller but the show so obviously has it to where Lloyds otherworldly genes mostly expressed are his Dragon heritage, not his Oni side bc he stuffs it down. This height is only to his head, his horns add another foot making him Ten feet Two inches, or 309.88 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

Hanna's Harmonizer form is Seven feet Six inches, or 228.6 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units. I'll drop Harmonizer lore at some point that helps explain this. Her antlers/horns give her another five inches making her Seven feet Eleven inches, or 241.3 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

ANNNDDDF FOR THE EXTRA SIDE CHARACTERS:

Vinny from NGTV news is Five feet Ten Inches, or 177.8 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

Gayle from NGTV news is Five feet Four inches, or 162.56 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

Dareth is Five feet Ten inches, or 177.8 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

Ronin is Six feet Two inches, or 187.96 centimeters for those who don't use freedom units.

[alexlesuagz]

Criminal Case fanfic ideas (because IDK, I’m bored)

[Possible spoilers for all 8 seasons]

{S5} Prequelfic where Amir realizes he’s gay and confides in Rupert about it.

{S5} Rupert having an ace awakening (because yes, I headcanon him as ace) and being extremely confused about his feelings, so he confides in Amir about it. (No seggs, only tea, amirite)

{S3} [TW: SA] Jack finally gaining the courage to tell Lars about Lavinia DeBrils SA’ing him.

{S1} How Chad Whickman and Rose Cassidy first met (because goddamnit, they deserved better).

{S1} AU where Chad managed to calm Joe Stern down, not die, and get the job.

{S2} [TW: Abuse] A day in the life of Duncan Young, living with his mother and sister and having to deal with her emotional abuse.

{S1} Adam Bentley talking with his foster brother at his grave.

{S1} The aftermath of Julian Ramis’s arrest from the perspective of Julian’s parents.

{S2} [TW: Homophobia] The end of Zack and Becky’s friendship.

{S5} James Savage first meets Carter Hayes.

{S4} How Timmy and Bridget Baker first became friends.

{S5} [TW: Implied Sewerslide] Rene Narcisse’s words almost push Julian over the edge until the player and Gabriel show up.

{S2} [TW: Murder] A young Yann Toussaint has an argument with his parents and storms off. That would end up being the biggest mistake of his life.

{S5} Jones accidentally stumbles upon Zoe suddenly using telekinesis.

{S2} [TW: Cults, PTSD, and Implied Abuse] Not even Russell is safe from flashbacks, and surprisingly, the one who helps him out of a PTSD-induced panic attack is Frank.

{S4} The events of Vittorio Cappechi’s murder from Seamus’s point of view.

{S6} One of Amy’s therapy sessions with Marina following Nebet’s betrayal.

{S6} Sirius wonders why Orlando constantly ignores him, so he decides to ask. It doesn’t really go well.

{S6} Sequelfic(?) where Tony meets the player during S1 and tries to recall why they seem so familiar.

{S3} Baxter Fraser goes to therapy.

{S3} AU where Obaasan (IDK how to spell it, sorry) is found dead and Tsukada Hiroshi is alive because he killed her.

{S7} An apology note Dolores wrote to Gwen before her demise.

{S7} Inspired by @katrinahood , a crackshipfic between James Savage and Sam Ellis.

{S5} Crackshipfic between brunette bastard Louis Leroux and Joe Warren.

{S8} Jones and the player bond and catch up after 3 years.

{S8} Hugo Mercier giving love advice to Carrie.

{S5} Jones copes with Tony Marconi’s death.

{S8} Hugo and Jones bond over similar experiences.

{S5} [TW: Sewerslide] Gabriel and Jones talk after Jones’s attempt.

{S2} One of Jupiter’s letters to Russell, apologizing for being a shit dad.

{S5} Jones, Zoe, Alex and Cathy have a double date.

{S7} Larry Zarus goes on a car ride with his friend and business partner, Bernie. Next thing he knows, he’s waking up in a coffin. His own coffin.

{S4} Charlie reveals that he can’t slow dance for the life of him. Maddie decides to teach him.

{S2} [TW: Abuse] Frank confronts Miriam Young about her shit parenting.

{S2} [TW: Abuse] Duncan confronts his mother about her shit parenting. It goes as well as you’d expect.

{S2} [TW: Abuse and Death] The day the Young siblings’ father died was a hellish day indeed.

{S5} [TW: Underage Drug Use] Julian and Vicki smoke weed together and have a chat about life.

{S7} Dolores tries to figure out a way to apologize to Gwen.

{S7} Arthur Darkwood never really enjoyed the small things in life, and he never noticed until he spent time with the Supernatural Hunters.

{S5} Jones is lowkey kinda lonely, so Ramirez decides to set him up on a blind date to cheer him up. Unbeknownst to Ramirez, Jones’ blind date was one of his old college acquaintances — Zoe Kusama.

{S6} The “Altered Present” Arc, but Lars is in it for some reason.

{S7} Zander Stark and Danny Kwame were queerplatonic bros, change my mind— (I hc Zander as bisexual and Danny as omniromantic asexual)

{S8} Cody reminisces on his failed relationship with Eleanora.

{S8} Prequelfic where Jean-Phillipe slow dances with Marguerite.

{S5} After skipping the trial of Rosamund Wilcox, Julian runs into Chelsea Bloom and they have a chat.

{S7} Human AU where Arthur and Reggie decide to have some “brother bonding time”, so they go to a local art museum. Things don’t go well.

{S4} Seamus makes eye contact with Giulietta at Mr. Alastor’s party.

{S2} A series of noteworthy recorded conversations between Bobby Prince and his therapist over the span of a year.

{S3} 5 times Jonah tries to smile and the first time Marina makes him smile.

{S3} [TW: Kidnapping, Torture, and PTSD] Elliot claims that he’s moved on past the whole “Anbu Devanesan” thing. He has not.

{S6} Serap and Roxelana’s love story, starting from their first meet.

{S6} Noah Lowe gets some advice from Ian Devine about love and life and shit (also, Noah lives in this fanfic concept, because bro deserves better).

{S7} AU where Rathimael lives, Arthur lives, and they live a peaceful life together in a small lakeside cottage on the outskirts of Michigan.

{S2} “What happened to the Francis I loved and cared about deeply?!” “He’s dead, and I killed him a long time ago.”

{S2} Bobby Prince’s last thoughts were about the idyllic life he would live with Amy via the virtual reality. (This was inspired by Bojack Horseman btw) (No I do not like Bobby Prince)

{S5} [TW: Attempted Murder] AU where Zoe survives Louis’s attempt on her life.

{S3} [TW: Implied Abuse] Michelle Zuria’s traumatic childhood at the hands of her nanny.

{S5} [TW: Sewerslide] AU where Jones decides to go home after Leroux is arrested, and the player decides to accompany him. Possible alternate endings available.

{S7} Fabien de la Mort chills out and asks Gwen for advice on how to properly swoon a certain someone (*cough*, Luke Fernandez, *cough cough*)

{S7} [TW: Murder] Ruth Wu’s final moments were in utter agony. (Deserved tbh)

{S4} [TW: Murder] Elias Willingham pays local pimp Kristopher Bauer for information about his missing daughter. Like many moments in the Criminal Case universe, things do not end well.

{S7} AU where Arthur Darkwood survives the events of S7 and decides to join the Supernatural Hunters.

{S2} Anjulie Cruz breaks up with Bobby and remembers all the red flags he showed while they were dating.

{S1} AU for “The Rorscach Reaper” where Ramirez arrives just in time to arrest Tess — but too late to save the player.

{S5} Canon divergence after Zoe’s arrest when Jones confronts Marconi and breaks down. Marconi talks him out of doing anything foolish and the two of them just talk while lying down on the grass.

{S7} Arthur never really had a family (besides Reggie, but we don’t talk about Reggie) due to being a demon. One of the Supernatural Hunters (probably Hope Newman) makes an offhand comment about how he’s family to them. (Bro deserved better imo)

{S5} [TW: Attempted Murder] AU where Nathan manages to regain consciousness just before Kit pulls out the snake.

{S6} Series of transcripts from Marina’s therapy sessions with different Criminal Case characters, including Jack, Amy, Jones, Chief Arrow, and Arthur Darkwood.

{S5} Prequelfic where Joe Warren meets his new college roommate, Louis Leroux.

{S2} After the events of “Once Upon a Crime”, Frank decides to call his daughter to tell her what happened.

{S5} [TW: Sewerslide] Either Alex, Grace, or Ramirez get the call about Jones’ attempt on his own life.

(I’m perfectly fine with y’all using these, just please ask first and credit me!)

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Impulse: WHAT THE-

Scar: cool.

Mumbo: *Somehow asleep through this*

The boatem gang after a few hours

Impulse: so Um, what are we gonna do now

Grian and pearl vibing: don’t worry we got this * turns into their watcher forms and summons their mom*

Watcher mom: WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME MORTAL- oh hey kids what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

Grian: moon big and destroyed the server, can we stay with you for a bit?

[mobbykitty]

House spoilers, s7 and s8

Whatever you say will never make me believe House is not queer.

Picking motorcycles? One is too straight.

Trying to break up a marriage of another guy who married a hooker and reasoning that, "A person who marries a hooker hires hookers, and someone who does that isn't the monogamous type" HOUSE. YOU ARE MARRIED TO A HOOKER. ?? House is either pansexual and poly or bisexual and poly (P.P/B.P which i hc he makes fun of himself for that acronym).

[saltlickmp3]

also with scully saying to her mum how she only realised ho wmuch she wanted to have a baby when she knew that she couldnt (ofc im pretty sure she & mulder do have a kid at the end of s8 but she doesnt know that) - at first that didnt sit right with me but then i realised my own opinions are showing lmao so.

i think, & related to my last post, scully desperately wants to have a normal family life at somepoint but the way she is living now with all the x files stuff obviously doenst allow for that - but at the same time she cant see herself giving up the x files except under extreme circumstances (even when she's dying & after people around her die she wants to work). she just thinks that that Normal Family will happen to her at some point just like it happens to everyone else she just doenst want it to happen riiight now cos she has work to do. but she doesnt want it. in my hc she has some comphet going on & this lines up with this quite well - she thinks she Should be able to date some guy & get married & have three kids etc etc but in a sort of vauge sense. like when faced with her actual date in s1 she's visibly awkward the whole time. she seems to only go out with that guy from the never again episode bc she's never done something like that before & then. well. never again.

i think for scully the line between 'i want this' and 'im supposed to want this' is quite blurry in a lot of cases esp with Conventional Womanhood vs the x files work thats she's obsessed with - christmas carol shows this really really well because she's at her brothers house with her mum at christmastime and she cant stop! working !! the adoption lady points out to her that she's not exactly suited to be a single parent to a high needs child with her current work & you know that she isnt. she already neglects taking care of herself to work & while i dont nessecarily think she'd be a Bad mother she just wouldnt be able to step away from the work enough to really really take care of emily. (i also have a suspiscion that emily is going to die in the episode so we'll see).

especially when she thinks emily might be melissa's daughter you can practically see her forming some perfect family life in her head but also she holds so much guilt over melissas death theres no way she would be able to fully fully open up to emily as she got older. imo. teenage emily & long term single mother scully would have a lot of tension. and then when [under cut for major spoilers i think]

its revealed that emily is apparently Her daughter like . the layers in that. when mulder finds that room with all the pregnant abducted women (NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN !! MULDER YOU MIGHT WANNA LOOK INTO THAT !!) & the clones syaing teh abductees are their mothers as well as the flashes of scully being pregnant which i had been willing to overlook up to this point bc of my own preferences lol you sort of go oh shit. well theyre probably are some people out there who are technically scully's biological kids or at least. idk constructed with her dna. how one of those kids ended up in the general adoption system im sure will be explained later BUT the point is that. if she were to adopt emily & raise her the amount of emotional baggage behind that (we are both dying because of what they did to me, your mother, youre my daughter i didnt know i had given birth to) would have the wildest guilt complex about it. like theres no way scully would deal with that well with her existing emotional repression

[shepscapades]

“We are going to die.

Bye, Mumbo.”

“It’s been fun.”

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

TRIAD OF TIRED

[thunderbottle]

painted this in a blind panic after watching grian's hermitcraft video hey guys why the fuck is the moon bigger

(reblog pls&thx!!!)

[czarojay]

Stress and Iskall coming back to Hermitcraft from vault hunters:

Inspired by this tumblr post

Reblogs appreciated and a bonus below :]

They did get the right address.

[in-study-hell]

Goodbye, Boatem :')

[sherlockggrian]

I love Vacation Dad Mumbo as much as the next guy, but then I had a better idea.

[chrisrin]

Tango's Hermitcraft Season 8 finale death and his final Last Life death were eerily similar, weren't they?

Both of them were apart of a plan, one that Tango feigned confidence with.

Both of them were miscalculations, something that easily could've been avoided.

Both of them were explosions, an ending that felt premature and adrupt.

I wonder if in those final moments as he drifted in the blackness of space, it felt familiar.

I wonder if his last thoughts were once again of shame and the disappointment that he failed once more.