#hermitcraft season 8 spoiler

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Impulse: WHAT THE-

Scar: cool.

Mumbo: *Somehow asleep through this*

The boatem gang after a few hours

Impulse: so Um, what are we gonna do now

Grian and pearl vibing: don’t worry we got this * turns into their watcher forms and summons their mom*

Watcher mom: WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME MORTAL- oh hey kids what are you doing in this neck of the woods?

Grian: moon big and destroyed the server, can we stay with you for a bit?

[ghosted-jazz]

A supermoon occurs when the full moon coincides with the moon's closest approach to Earth in its orbit. Supermoons make the moon appear a little brighter and bigger than normal

[jerichomadden1]

Day 25 of Hermitober: cold

I feel like I did a similar one last year…

[thedemonastrophel]

UAH OKAY UHM MINOR WILDLIFE SPOILERS-- ALSO A CLIP FROM HERMITCRAFT SEASON 8

OKAY SO I WAS WATCHING GRIANS WILDLIFE AND SAW THAT CLIP

"I can show you the world scar"

...and it reminded me of something

I don't know if i'm just insane but UAHG If i'm not already this is going to make me be insane

[hn-undercover-9503]

I'm still so hung up about the lore of p!Scar killing boatem Scar for his hat because, like, are we ignoring that season 8 canonically just... didn't really exist? Like it was all a digital simulation! And even if you ignore that part, when would they have come across each other? Pre-moon big? But then how would Boatem have escaped? (If I remember correctly, wasn't Scar the one who built the ship they escaped on?) Or was it post-moon big? Does that mean they found another place to live after escaping the season 8 island? So then what happened to the rest of boatem crew?

I'm so normal about this, guys, I swear (is visibly shaking)

[horse-head-farms]

hermitcraft season 8 spoilers

[cattimeswithjellie]

There seems to be a pervasive opinion that Scar is winning the MCYT Tumblr Sexyman contest due to a misunderstanding of what Tumblr Sexymen are, and that in fact Scar's fans believe he's just a regular sexyman. This is in fact not true at all. Scar's pathetic squishy wet-cat-standing-in-a-puddle-even-though-the-door-is-open credentials have long since been established in the fandom. (This contains spoilers for most things Scar has been in lately.)

In Hermitcraft Season 9, Scar won Statistics Roulette last week on "number of deaths" despite the fact that his statistics were reset only three or four months ago. Pathetic squish of a big-hatted man died more times in four months than Impulse or Grian did in ten. And because of the reset, it doesn't even count the twenty or so times Grian and Mumbo murdered him for fun on the very first day of the server!

In Double Life, Grian literally snagged him with a fishing pole and dragged him home with him in an ultimately futile effort to keep him from dying. Scar learned that Grian was cheating on him and passive-aggressively snarked about it to other people for two episodes, then baked cookies for Grian's secret soulmate.

In 100 Hours Hardcore, Grian and Joel basically formed a protection squad to keep Scar alive, to the point of coating the land under his base with beds to fall on and raiding a mansion for totems of undying. They still failed because Scar put apples in his off-hand instead of a totem and didn't notice his elytra was ready to break.

In Season 8, Scar was killed when a llama spat on him. His hat was unimaginably tiny, so tiny that he was forced to commission a huge model hat to wear on top of the tiny hat.

In Last Life, Scar got scammed out of one life, blackmailed out of two more lives, then lost another one by falling into a trap he'd been warned of two minutes earlier, even while people were yelling at him not to fall in the trap. He had no diamond armor so he wore a diamond-colored skin but painted abs on it as well so he would look more buff.

In Third Life, Scar attempted to get a monopoly on dark oak without checking to make sure there wasn't an entire dark oak forest on the other side of the server. He tried to get a monopoly on sand by putting his home in the middle of a large desert and yelling at people who came to get sand. He was the first player to die, blown up in a prank gone wrong.

In Season 7, Scar wouldn't even shave or put on pants until he wanted to be elected mayor. It may actually have been a fake beard. He had to terraform the entire shopping district twice when he lost the Turf War because the other side didn't actually like mycelium, they just liked causing problems for Scar.

In conclusion, yes Scar runs around without a shirt and has abs so ferocious that they show through his "diamond" armor, but he is not a Sexy Man. He is a sexyman, a real Onceler through and through, and he deserves his sweep. Vote Scar!

[hermitrivia]

Hermit Trivia Question #5

Please read the voting rules before participating:

No cheating! Don't look up your answers before voting. (I have no practical way of stopping you from doing this, so I'm going to have to trust you not to ruin the fun.)

No spoilers! Don't say, imply, or hint your answer in the comments or tags before the poll is finished.  This ruins the game for everyone else, so you WILL be blocked if you do this.

Share the fun! Reblog the poll if you play.  The more people play, the more fun everyone has.

[xoxo-ren-xoxo]

What the Hell is Comms AU?!

Well first of all, Comms AU is a Hermitcraft fic I am writing. If you want to go into it blind, then the link is here!

[also, hey, if you like it, perhaps consider reblogging this post ;) ]

But if you'd like to know a little more before diving into it, I've decided to compile a fun little resource introducing the fic, its format, some of the most basic pieces of lore (so very mild spoilers, but it is stuff you would pick up on by chapter 3 or 4, honestly!) and a few tidbits about the characters. BELOW!

What the hell is Comms AU (For real this time)

I started Comms AU (full name INCOMING MESSAGE - COMM RECORDS) back in the middle of 2023, after reading some really great fics like the From The Archives series. It is a multiverse drama first and foremost, with elements of horror, betrayal, personal agency, and some religious themes [though the latter is mostly aesthetic]. There are also some comedic moments, and some sad moments. There's a lot of moments.

Comms AU follows five versions (universes) of Hermitcraft as they are all just kind of subjected to The Horrors. It is formatted as a series of transcripts recorded from different characters' communicator devices (or comms) which I imagine as sort of like sci-fi wrist watches with touchscreens and buttons. Though each universe could have slightly different models!

Formatting

As I mentioned, the fic is set out like a series of audio transcripts (though I kind of bend the rules to be honest, it can be read as if it is being played back as a recording), so the writing style is more like a script or screenplay than a standard prose piece. Your average chapter may look like this:

GRIAN: I'm saying a line now. SCAR: I'm also saying a line. [square brackets and italics to indicate a non-dialogue sound] GRIAN: Dang what was that?!

I also play around with writing out the communicator's 'screen' prompts such as its logging out message, 'call incoming' functions, etc. These I try to keep consistent between chapters, but I'm pretty sure I lost that consistency in a couple of places. Oops.

You may be wondering how you know which universe a certain scene is taking place in. It's quite simple, really! Each scene starts with a line of text like this:

[COMM RECORD: P#003]

The letter indicates the character whose comm we are listening/reading through (i.e., the perspective) while the number indicates what universe we are in [or what universe that character comes from, anyway...]. So the above example would be Pearl from universe three!

Lore?!

Okay this isn't really 'lore' as that would be total spoilers, but I want to talk about what kind of themes and things come up a lot in the fic - especially in terms of who is 'what'. For example, I've written Xisuma as a voidwalker, a type of end-hybrid which breathes better in thinner oxygen environments.

Scar and Cub are generally vexes, though there are differences between universes that become important later. Grian (at least, the times we see him) is a Watcher, and EvoSMP is canon [to some universes] but I try to explain everything within the fic itself so there shouldn't be too much confusion if you don't know much about all that.

Themes-wise, the fic revolves a lot around conversations and relationships between the characters, obviously. Words are very important, while actions must be left mostly implied through the audio medium. Characters aren't always reliable, and neither is sound. The fic takes a bit of digging and theorising to truly enjoy, but I am slowly revealing more and more as I write, so things will mostly get cleared up!

Also this fic mostly takes place in season 9, and there are references to season 9. There's some reference to season 8 too!

Characters

This is the important bit! I can't write all the hermits, obviously, as that would be too much to manage, so instead lets focus on the names that come up the most often:

Grian, Scar, Cub, Pearl, Xisuma, and Mumbo are probably the most 'recurring' characters, though Etho, Bdubs, and Cleo show up quite a bit especially towards the start.

[I am a Grian girlie and this is obvious from... everything about this fic, but I wouldn't say it is entirely about him! He does show up in most chapters though haha]

Relationships get a little complicated, due to the multiverse stuff, but I will say that there is mumscarian endgame because I love them. The actual 'romantic' side of things aren't that important, though, and most of the other relationships can be read kind of ambiguously. Just check the tags for more info!

It's still gay as hell but the multiverse horrors are more important, to be honest.

Or are they... ?!

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO READ TO FIND OUT!

[psst, I also did some art, you can find it in my #comms au tag on my blog]

[psst psst, if you ever wanna message me, send an ask, or even make art (!!!!!!) to support this fic PLEASE feel free to do so. I love every comment, every ask, and all the bits of creative work people have made. REBLOG, COMMENT, GO CRAZY, ILY!!!!!]

[sagegreenfrogs]

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-> current fandoms: the dragon prince, voltron : legendary defender, avatar : the last airbender, jujutsu kaisen, genshin impact, hermitcraft/mcyt, the disastrous life of saiki k, scott pilgrim, evangelion, dead end : paranormal park, kipo and the age of wonderbeasts, nimona, the owl house, amphibia, gravity falls, she-ra and the princesses of power, parkour civilization, over the garden wall, whitepine, haikyuu! (anime only), arcane

-> things i'm currently getting into/future fandoms (no spoilers please!) : bungo stray dogs, hilda, centaurworld, castlevania, spider-man, cowboy bebop, delicious in dungeon/dungeon meshi, freiren : beyond journey's end, over the garden wall, grishaverse, nana

-> non-fandom interests: theology, history, music, martial arts, psychology, politics

-> fanfic reader & author. my ao3

works:

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all's well that ends well to end up with you. sorvus fluff (sorta fanon s6?) complete! cowritten with @a-very-sparkly-nerd

i shine only with the light you gave me . apollo & hyacinthus au sorvus fic. a passion project of mine <3. complete! (major character death)

oh, cupid walks right through. sorvus oneshot, inspired by the famous s6 hug screencap. complete!

and i don't even like you that much... wait, i do (fuck) sorvus oneshot also cowritten with @a-very-sparkly-nerd, complete! (sorta fanon s7)

i was scared of pretty boys and starting conversations sorvus camp + modern au, with @a-very-sparkly-nerd. ongoing. for @sorvus-week-2024 day 1 : camp

within the halls of power lies a nervous heart sorvus oneshot- crownguard knighting ceremony. for @sorvus-week-2024 day 2: crownguard. complete!

(more fandoms to come... i have many ideas teeheehee)

personal tags:

#sage yaps or #sage yapping: just me spouting fandom or other-stuff garbage :3

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★ my inbox is open if u ever have a question or just need to talk! ★

[katkat030]

YOU HAVE A FANFIC????

GIMME GIMME GIMME

(a man after midnight--)

You are in for the ramble of all rambles >:D

Okay I am smiling from ear to ear right now prepare for me to talk (type?) your ears off

it’s. yeah it's Ethubs. (ding ding! you got it *finger guns*)

I'm writing a fic based on the DBHC au (Detroit Become Hermitcraft au) story/comics by Shepscapades here on Tumblr! If you're not familiar with it, I highly recommend you check it out! I have SUCH brainrot and the storyline and art are so compelling.

Here's the masterpost if you wanna check it out once I'm done rambling!

I also want to stress this isn't my au - only the explanation and snippets of my little story is my own work. :) All credit goes to Shepscapades for all that and the brainrot

- DBHC spans Hermitcraft (seasons 8 and onwards) and the Life Series (note that all androids were absent from Third Life due to not being created yet)

- It makes use of the android mechanics from the video game Detroit Become Human <- don't worry about that part just yet though :)

- Most major post-Season 7 events seem to still be canon here, and there's a lot of other things going on in each of the androids' - and hermits' - lives (and trauma. </3. yeah. Etho and so many others are Going Through It), often as a consequence of those events.

Anyone new to the au should probably have a look at this illustrated guide post You don't have to read all of it, but I strongly suggest at least checking out the "Guide to Androids", "Deviancy" and even the "Interfacing" sections for proper context!

rambles under the cut >:) I promise I'm keeping it to a minimum. and then some snippets!!

(edit: the cut isn’t cutting, I think)

BASICALLY At some point around Season 8, Xisuma designs androids (like Mumbo, Etho, Impulse and Doc) to assign to some of the hermits (Grian, Bdubs, Pearl and Ren to name a few) for help with everything from building to terraforming. Everything goes relatively smoothly, up until... the androids begin to deviate. <- hence why I linked this post earlier!

This isn't entirely necessary for anything other than understanding the characters and the overarching narrative a bit more, but if you do want further context + cool art + a small break from my rambles, here (1), here (2) and here (3) are really good comics that sorta explain how DBHC Ethubs' relationship starts, and here (4) is the first part of Etho's first deviancy! uh. So like things happened here. Don’t worry about that being labelled first. Or it not being at all normal for an android to deviate twice. Or what situation caused it. Uh. Yeah. :’)

Otherwise you're welcome to just read on!

I'm writing an incredibly fluffy (and there's angst now too hehe) oneshot on the two of them.

They've been planting saplings for Bdubs’ Season 10 forest (Etho was originally designed to help with terraforming and that, after all) and it's late afternoon, so, Bdubs being Bdubs, he's tired.

And tired people are clingy, they let their guard down a bit, they start giving in slightly to things they don't have enough energy to fight.

Like the urge to reach out and go hey, come back, I actually want you to play with my hair, I want you to lie with me in the sunshine, I want to listen to the sound of your android heart (thirium pump) because it's a reassurance that even though my eyes are closed you're still nearby, I want you here, and I'm going to hang on to you because I don't ever want you to leave again.

I half-wrote that little summary of my fic a little while back as a proof of concept but. Yeah.

This is Bdubs talking, if it isn’t clear:

>:) Not sure if you're familiar with how Bdubs' Last Life ended, and how it could have been avoided. Or how much I'm allowed to say on what happened afterwards until we cross over into spoilers territory. But uh. Yeah. Normal and fine and not at all insane over this. <- that's a blatant lie

Don't worry though!! I said fluff for a reason; I don't think this quite crosses over into "crack treated seriously" territory (only saying that because I'm sorta working on something Ethubs-related that 100% DOES hehe) but the second half is panning out to be incredibly silly. I just think they deserve it after everything they've been through (this post makes me all levels of insane.)

Aaaaaanyway, snippets :D

Something I want to add: he isn’t entirely human. Like as much as he acts and feels and functions like one… yeah.

Tired 👏people👏give👏into👏things👏they👏don’t👏have👏the👏energy👏to👏fight

Bonus: a friend tried grabbing my phone from my hand while typing a little while ago and… this happened

OH I nearly forgot! It has a title :)

“home, home again (i like to be here when i can)”

song lyrics from Time by Pink Floyd (beware loud bells until about 40 seconds in)

I’ll publish it on ao3 under katkit03 when it’s done! May cross post it to tumblr for convenience :)

please lmk what you think, this is my first time writing a fanfic!!!

[ramghosterr]

I don't know what ur latest post means BUT pretty words (please explain more)

HI OKAY SO!!!!

You've might have heard of Grian, a Minecraft YouTuber famous for his incredible building skills and being on multiple SMPs over the years like Evolution SMP and Hermitcraft. What you probably don't know is that Grian runs a series every couple of months where people have a limited number of lives. People who are not in imminent danger of being eliminated are green and yellow lives. People who are close to being out are red lives, and they are the only ones who can attack anyone in the server. With a limited amount of lives and space, it becomes super interesting. There are multiple names for this series, mainly the Traffic Series (because of the colors that are like a traffic light) and the Life Series (because of these series' individual names). So far, there has been Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, and Limited Life, with a fifth series on the way in the future. No spoilers ahead, here's an explanation of these.

Third Life is the first of the Traffic Series. Here, each of the 14 participants have three lives- green, yellow, and red. Reminder that only red lives are able to kill. In Third Life, Grian is teamed with GoodTimesWithScar (or just Scar). Their main enemy is the Red Army, which you may also see referred to as Dogwarts or Renchanting. I won't spoil anything, but there's a huge amount of angst potential between Grian and Scar. The fandom as a whole, loving angst, has made this their main Grian duo. Obviously, some people don't care as much about these two (commonly called Desertduo), but a lot of people do.

In Last Life, 17 members spawned in with between two and six lives. Six to four lives is dark green, three lives is light green, two lives is yellow, and one life is red. Same rules about red lives as Third Life. This time, (usually once) every session the Boogeyman curse is placed secretly on one person. The Boogeyman's job is to kill someone who has more than two lives. If they don't complete this by the end of the session, they automatically become a red life. It's a really interesting mechanic. This time, Grian is teamed with MumboJumbo (Mumbo), SolidarityGaming (Jimmy), ImpulseSV (Impulse), and InTheLittleWood (Martyn). This group is called the Southlanders / Southlands. Grian and Mumbo, or Waffleduo, are the other big Grian duo because they've been friends for years and have loads of interactions outside of Last Life. There's also some ahangst (watch it and you'll understand) between Grian and Mumbo, as well as Grian and Scar, which people loved.

Then there's Double Life. In Double Life, there were only three lives and there was no Boogeyman. But the 14 participants were each assigned a soulmate that shared their lives, health, and healing. This meant there weren't a lot of alliances outside of soulmate bonds. Grian was randomly assigned Scar as a soulmate. However, he wasn't happy with this and instead decided to become secret soulmates with Ren's soulmate Bigbst4tz (Big B). The Desertduo angst in this season was very intense from the fandom.

Then there's Limited Life, which I actually haven't seen yet (I know, I know). Here, the 15 participants had a timer set with 24 hours to live. If you're over 16 hours, you're a green life. Between 8 and 16 hours, you're a yellow life. Under 8 hours, you're a red life. Each time you die, you lose one hour, and if someone kills you, they gain 30 minutes. Red lives can kill yellow and green lives, and yellow lives can kill green lives. Green lives are still passive. The Boogeyman mechanic was also added back, but they only lose one color if they fail (so a green life would become a yellow life, a yellow life would become a red life, and a red life would be eliminated). Boogeyman kills take 2 hours from the person killed and give 1 hour to the Boogeyman. Grian was allied with Jimmy and SmallishBeans (Joel) as part of the Bad Boys, but had to change alliances to PearlescentMoon (Pearl) and Big B because of an unfortunate series of events.

Martyn InTheLittleWood, a former member of Grian's Evolution SMP, has connected Evo lore to the Traffic Series lore by introducing the Watchers and Listeners, two groups of gods who hate each other and love messing with players. The Watchers trap the players in the Traffic Series, and the Listeners are trying to free the players. However, this lore is only really worked on by Martyn so you have to watch his POV for it. One thing you should know is that towards the end of Evo SMP, Grian was taken and made a Watcher, so... yeah. Lots of angst there.

Using Evo lore, past series and alliances, and a bit of cc!Grian's personality, the fandom tends to have a take on traffic!Grian that leans a little more into the 'fandomified traumatized main character who is Cursed' rather than looking at the Traffic Series by itself and judging Traffic!Grian from that alone. I do this too, because it's our fun fanon little guy and I love him. But in reality he's one of many POVs that just wants to keep things fresh and interesting for the fans.

[holsten-from-hasa]

Takes Two To Tango

A fic for the @mcytblraufest event!

Beta: @firep0wder

Artist: @cuippedtea See the art here! [Spoilers for Chapter 9]

Hermitcraft - Teen & Up Major Character Death TangoTek & BdoubleO100 & Keralis Body Horror, Grief/Mourning, Miscommunication, Non-Consensual Body Modification, POV Second Person, POV Multiple, Temporary Character Death

At the end of Season 8, Tango failed to stop the moon from crashing into the world below, failing to save all his friends as he planned. He even failed to save himself. Through luck and coincidence, he manages to survive what he really shouldn't have, though it's not as clean as anyone would like, let alone himself.

[hermitcrossovers]

Been listening and thinking too much about the Magnus Archives lately so uhhhh here’s thoughts of crossover with that (ofc, spoilers up to season 4 of tma)

- Xisuma is the Archivist but actually knows what he’s doing

- Every hermit has made a statement each

- Additionally: Every hermit is an avatar of one of the entities. Usually their statement is made before becoming (might go more into that later)

- EX is 100% sure that he knows how to succeed in a ritual. He knows that he can use Xisuma any time to go through with it because of the Hermits

- EX tried once to do the ritual (before Hermitcraft) but failed. Xisuma is now extra careful around him

There is a...a theory you could call it, that those Avatars of the Fears are attracted to each other, and to certain areas where their power is strongest. The space known as Hermitcraft happens to be one of those areas. At least the area is large enough that when the various Avatars eventually release their powers, inevitably changing the landscape around them, there is enough space to avoid any potential conflicts. Xisuma had known all the Avatars in a way before they became such beings, and so he invited them to the area on a few conditions: as little feeding on the others as possible (just enough to keep them alive), and no basing next to someone of the contrasting domain (no more blow-ups than necessary). Season 8 was a necessary evil: two new Avatars that didn't know the rules as well, everyone living so much closer together. A Ritual was bound to be attempted; it just happened to be one for the Vast (it only succeeded for a few)

Xisuma and EX are constantly against each other. Xisuma knows what EX is planning, EX knows that Xisuma knows, and so they circle, neither wanting the other to succeed. Season 8 was dangerously close to completion for EX, but it was found out in time. EX is gone now though. Nothing to worry about.

(right?)

-Mod Eagle

[lifeisstarcraft]

bio post / tags directory

english: he/they, deutsch: er/ihm, français: il/lui

main: @vodkahorse

tags:

i usually tag hermits by username, except i use #rendog, #keralis, #ethoslab (as opposed to #etho), and #joe hills

#hermitclip - clip or video

#hermitchat - screenshots of in-game chat

#hermitscellanea - random hermitcraft stuff (often strangely niche)

#hermitpressions - hermits doing impressions of each other

#iskall yells about stuff - what it says on the tin. iskall ranting and yelling

#cross interest posting - posts that feature both hermitcraft and another of my interests.

#doodleralis - keralis doodles :-)

#LIS doth speaketh - sometimes i do just want to yap. this is the tag for that

hermits

i don't watch grian, mumbo, skizz, and joel videos as much as i do the rest.

i can never catch a stream, but i watch vods from nearly everyone who streams. if the thing i want to share from a stream contains spoilers, i'll probably post it after the episode comes out.

i will always drop everything for a new keralis video :)

the part about LIS

here's why this blog is called lifeisstarcraft:

i think life is more like EVE online anyways...

i doodle and maybe occasionally try to make better arts (i don't think it is my prowess, though, lol)

i have watched seasons 2, 6, 7, 8, 9, and currently am watching 10. i used to watch almost entirely from keralis's perspective... so i did miss quite a bit of 6. i might not get all the references. sorry!

i do my best to keep this blog safe for everyone, but there may be a scattered swear. especially if i am rewatching older seasons!

i don't know anything about any other mcyt, so i might make a fool of myself sometimes. the only other minecraft i watch is gneiss name :-)

one time i got reblogged by haiku bot and i'm still happy about it

haunted by hippies, capitalism, and gambling. it's just the way of the server!

love and diamonds! <3 keep on trianglin'!

[rottingskunk]

Secret life predictions: (who will win?)

THIS IS UNFORMATTED AS HELL AND QUIET FRANKLY AMESS BUT IDC!! ALSO SUPER SUBJECTIVE I WANT MY BLORBOS TO WIN:3

Spoilers ahead (up until session 8)

Geminitay: She plays this game as if she has played it for five seasons also HER HEARTS R STACKED!! She knows how to command an army and send them out to fight in her steed. Also has a good amount of trap making supplies in her name and other resources too. She has slain her allies in order for them to not be killed by others proving her undying loyalty to them

Scar: I WANT SCAR TO WIN‼️‼️‼️🤞🤞🤞im so feral for this man i want to binge on all of his povs. Ok ok but imagine the server villain ends up winning the fight after all, bloody , bruised and a blunt sword on his hand. Have you seen how he could take down gem during session 7?? Gem wiped out etho 20+ times in hermitcraft. He’s undermined and seen as easy if you are a newcomer but watch out he can fight to his death.

Joel: Poetic justice for avenging lizzie😭‼️‼️ i think he deserves a win man was struggling in the sifferent life series i would be happy if he won:’))

Lightning round bc im so HSHDSJSJ: roomies: etho or cleo, heart foundation: maybe BigB pls win💅‼️