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the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together
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sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that
sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to
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“Don’t want to be a (half) american idiot!”
My fav team so far from past life :P (also ik it’s not straight im just lazy)
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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The Bells Toll, Joel
This one is from Grian’s Hermitcraft season 10, episode 26!
Transcript:
Three reaper bells toll as Scar, Grian, and Cub fly towards Joel’s base.
Joel: What’s going on?
Two more toll when they touch down, then there’s a moment of silence while they wait for a third.
Grian: Scar.
Joel: Uhh
Grian: Scar, you missed the third one!
Scar: No, I banged it! I hit it!
Grian: No, come on dude, we rehearsed this!
Scar, overlapping: I think we did it at the same time.
Cub: Come on, come on, one more time. Try it again.
Grian, overlapping: Ah dang, come on.
Scar: Okay, okay.
Joel: Sorry I’m. I’ll pretend I’m-
3 reaper bells toll
Grian: The bells toll, Joel.
Cub: It’s time.
Joel: Do you want my permits?
Grian: We want your permits.
Joel: Oh, please, god, take them.
Grian laughs
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Remember back in Double Life when Joel was complaining about some tierlist putting him as Lawful Good. He was all on about how he shouldve been Chaotic (and Evil). People would probably put him in the Chaos row these days - he's got crazy and bloodthirsty down at least.
But, like, he is the most lawful player. Death game law anyway.
He doesnt kill when he's not explicitly allowed to, even when its making him really antsy, or when his faction is losing badly. He won't do anything without undeniable permission. In Wild Life, he wouldnt leave a bolthole trap activated before he was red, so he couldnt even have used it in self defence like it was designed for.
At the same time, when the rules say kill, he sure does kill. No hesitation. He wants to be boogey, and doesnt see it as a burden or something working against him. He was THE red name of Last Life, longest red life kill streak etc. No hanging back on killing strategically to not make enemies (and he lost because of that in the end). The game says try and he tries.
Its very much about the spirit of the game not just the letter of the law. He never half-asses a task in Secret Life, even when it kills him. He never tries for loopholes in the rules. (He could have killed Impulse after he teleported Gem into Scott's 'team fight' kill. It would have been just as much of a team fight, and he specifically needed Impulse dead, but he didnt even consider it.) And he's not about sacrifices. Killing has to be done properly. He's accepted one sacrifice ever (Grian for time in Limited Life) but he didnt want it and refused to do it a second time, prefering to die trying to kill his enemies in combat.
He's very against doing anything cheap or cheat-y. He wants to earn everything right. But he's also never trying to be the good guy - the opposite usually. Its funny. Me when I want to kill and terrorize but my strong sense of justice keeps me on my own leash :(
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News about The Dragon King is it coming in octubre.😉

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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