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i'm mentally unwell
Crazy motherfucker
#he's fucking crazy#but also equally hot#so it evens out#jjk#toji fushiguro#have you seen those muscles#bro built like a fuckin dorito chip with that shoulder/hip ratio#slutty ass mf#jujutsu kaisen
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birthday boy 🎂
#river dipping#theodore doe#matthias evanoff#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 edit#simblr#ts4 screenshots#theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3#sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3#...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak#actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look#on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd#and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out#expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw 😭 i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too#oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for#the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect#i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing#like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it#ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon#realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW 🫵‼
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#dragon ball piccolo#piccolo dragon ball z#piccolo dbz#piccolo#piccolo x reader#piccolo dbz x reader#piccolo dragon ball x reader#Well I thought it was funny#not me willingly losing my ability to walk#for a chance at those hands#holy fuck I mean he's huge#you guys have seen him right#he's big all over you guys#big muscles big hands big feelings#husband 😭
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The Almighty Sheriff!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy~
#respecfully sir: AWOOGA arf arf bark AWOOGA#If this gets 30 notes I'll take his shirt off for yall lol#with his top surgery scars Of course#Ive seen that's a super popular HC for him and I think thats great! Good for him!#Farm boi#no fr working in a farm makes you develop muscles that you didnt even know you had#having flashbacks from highschool when they made us work in the garden for two hours under the scorching afternoon sun#I went to a highschool that was all Ooo we are green thumbs and we shall teach the young ones how to plant and harvest their own food#and my god that shit was so physically demanding mate#i didnt had my diagnosis on how horribly mangled my body was So I had to work in the farm thing like all the others and try not to pass out#even the jocks that were fit and always running and playing football during all the recesses were dead quiet after working outside#and all that those classes did for me was to create a hatred for working in any type of gardening activity so they failed spectaculary lol#SO ANYWAYS my point is Starlo can defo deadlift bags of 70kg\150lbs with one arm without breaking a sweat#undertale yellow#uty#Starlo#Starlo uty#north star uty#myart
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That's me
#listen spain is my second country atp#have you seen any Spanish athletes#blood ain't thicker than those muscles#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#rafael nadal#rafa nadal#fernando alonso#carlos alcaraz#marc marquez
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gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au
#kaishin#i can already hear my brain going BUT SOCCER PLAYER SHINICHI RAAAAAAHHHHH#but shapshooter shinichi tho cmoooon CMOOONN#yall have seen the olympic athletes yall have seen the flavor#i saw yeji and yusuf and im like OKAY SHINICHI SHARPSHOOTER#also gymnast kaito this is canon in my brain idc#i would love to see kaito's floor routine like pleaaaaaseeee#also that one epke zonderland london 2012 high bar routine but make it kuroba fucking kaito RAAAAHHH#also also in my mind shinichi would only wear glasses and he'd affectionately call it 'conan'#idk a whole lot about the olympics and either sports so im not confident enough to make hcs#thats why im just yapping here LOL#might binge watch some olympics related videos and articles later idk#yell some hcs for this au at me I'd love to know!!!!!!#dc prattles#ALSO FUN IF KAITO GREW UP IN PARIS AND HE'S REPRESENTING FRANCE WHEWWWW#but it's also fun if kaishin are both team jp and theyret meeting for the first time yippeeee#akai would be shinichi's coach maybe 🤔#also i looked it ip and apparently karate was removed from the official olympic games FUCK but WE DONT CARE BECAUSE#OLYMPIC ATHLETE BESTIES SONOSHINRAN MY BELOVED I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU#anyway sonoko in gymnastics ran in karate and sharpshooter shinichi WOW WOW WAIT MY BRAIN HAVING A MASSIVE ROT RIGHT NOW#oh you just know sonoko does all those tiktoks with a shy but excited ran and completely forced to participate shinichi LMAO#kaishin meet through sonoko ofc 👀👀👀#sonoko and kaito are besties too and are familiar with each other for both being in the gymnastics scene#anyway kaito and shinichi meet and kiss and fall in love#ALSO SHINICHI THIRSTING OVER KAITO'S MUSCLES LMAOOOO#AND KAITO THIRSTING OVER A FULLY CLOTHED SHINICHI POISED FOR A SHOT LIKEEEE#oh they wanna makeout real bad i fear#ALSO KAITO IS THAT ONE ATHLETE WHO KEEPS STEALING THE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE LMFAOOOO#the tiktoks of that guy was so funny lol i just know kaito would do the same#you know what maybe I should've just typed this on the post and not on the tags but it's too late now LMAO i want more of them tho omg 😳
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if 9&10 were "dont wander off", and 11&12 were "the doctor lies", 13s rule #1 is "dont question me"
"have we not had a good time together" shes pointing yaz to the rule that yaz very well knows is there: we can travel if you dont ask me any difficult questions. yaz knows this is the rule - "because you ask too many questions", "this team structure isnt flat" - but she also was the one to invite the doctor into her home so im pretty sure she also knows shes not gonna kicked out that easily. she has some leeway. which she has been using between revolution and flux, which is why the doctor reminds her of the rules
i dont think she'd kick her out though. she wouldnt. i think it's just that the more you break the rule, the more unpleasant she becomes to be around, and eventually youre gonna walk out on your own. she doesnt want you to, she'd rather you stay and dont ask questions. but if youre gonna try to ask questions anyway, i think thats whats gonna happen
and yaz must think so too. because she does back off. because she doesnt want that to happen either. and it does anyway
#dont question me/dont challenge me. questions are the sore spot but the challenge is one she says explicitly once#because you see this in how she is with other people too. dont try her patience. dont act like shes smaller. dont challenge her or Die#based on the giggle - 'i thought i was clever' 'what do i say?! because im always sooo certain' - i dont think 14 is like this#also based on the expressions of affection#hes not that......reactive. to this. specific thing#so i wonder if it runs over to 15#he seems chill. i think? he seems fairly chill. but also i think we've so far only seen him mostly in control of things#faced with the maestro temporarily not entirely in control hes Notably Less Chill#but still bigger picture. hes mostly in control of things right now i think#or uhhhh based on how eager he seems to get out of the role of doctor#hmmmmm#13 didnt want it but like. was stuck with it i think#didnt want it but nobody else was gonna do it. thats why 12 regenerated#15 comes out 14 Literally Quitting#he doesnt want it and hes decided hes not stuck with it. maybe#none of this is true btw im just saying words recreationally#like those 13 moments are super cherrypicked and i havent rewatched in forever so#dont believe me gfkjghgjh#this is based more on how i write them than what ive seen basically#anyway in terms of 14/yaz i think it takes yaz a while to figure out how to deal with 14 Not being like this#bc she got soooo practiced at handling 13. most of which was abt like not tripping this rule too much#she'd keep it up with 14 and he'd just do stuff that like breaks the rule from his side and yaz wouldnt have any idea how to deal with it#he'd show her hes chilled out a bit. about this. over and over and it'd still take her moooooonthssssssss to start relaxing#just muscle memory at this point. doesnt help that shes also like this#i wonder if 14 - in a sort of compelte reversal - wants to be told what to do and how to do and#seeks out situations where someone else knows more than him so he can sit down and say 'teach me'#i think thats what he does. about all the human stuff. hes like teach me. all of it. show me how to do this
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when will i finally learn my lesson and never go on the tumblr fyp
#‘vash is both a himbo and a twink’ NO TF HE IS NOT EITHER OF THOSE THINGS IM TAKING THOSE WORDS AWAY FROM YOUUUUHH#IM TAKING HIM AWAY FROM YOU TOO#A HIMBO MUST BE 1) HUGE 2) STUPID 3) NICE. VASH IS ONLY ONE OF THOSE THINGS. HES NOT STUPID!!!! HE’S NOT HIMBO-BIG EITHER!!!!#A TWINK IS 1) SMALL 2) EFFEMINATE 3) HAIRLESS AND VASH IS NONE OF THOSE TBINGS!!!!!#HE IS FEMININE BUT NOT EFFEMINATE AND HE’S GOT MUSCLE AND HE CAN GROW A FULL BEARD I AM KILLING YOU WITH MY BEANNNNNNNNN#i have no reason to make a whole post complaining about this when i have seen some truly heinous shite on the fyp but it just PISSED ME OFF
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"Seungmin would be SO hot if he got muscle like, can you imagine?" You would be hotter if you shut your mouth but we can't always get what we want so <3
#the amount of times ive seen this exact comment or sentiment over the past 6ish months in particular#truly pissing me off <3#like first things first- hes already handsome so if you dont see that... its fine. we all have different tastes but also be quiet <3#but like we know first hand from him that he isnt particularly interested in the gym and working out#hes not a changbin. its not his thing- he goes to keep up stamina for live shows#and the fact hes been very specific in saying so any time anyone mentions him working out and going to the gym is so like......#its kinda obvious that hes doing a polite 'please dont hassle me about getting bigger' so he makes sure to always go Its For Endurance#and yet i still see this and also. um theres other members who are muscley so why does seungmin also have to follow that route?#like if you want muscle theres people you can go look at... but also half these people cant even identify actual healthy muscle#vs. someone being so skinny that they have no fat on them and somehow think thats real muscle so like lol#its been so specifically the past half a year tho like whats that about why#its really one of those be quiet im so tired#well on the otherhand i was so stressed about my doctors appointment but now annoyance took the worries place so 🤷♀️#like its funny how X should lose weight comments are recognised for being shitty but the 'x should totally change his physique' is chill tho#like if seungmin organically of his own accord ever becomes a muscle bro bc /he/ wants that than for sure i'll be like Woo go seungmin !!#but only if he wants it. not the fans being annoying not bc of staff or beauty standards not bc of the other guys
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once all is said and done and Akutagawa is somehow alive, do you think he'll have chronic pain in his neck/throat
#like eating would be hard and he'd struggle so much with it for so long#Atsushi would try and help him by offering easy to swallow things#but it'd just be so frustrating to not have full control of those muscles anymore#and he'd need regular massages for the neck area#but i imagine AKu also has touch issues#everyone in bsd has touch issues i mean. have you met them#have you seen the world these characters live in#anyway
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Hottest Stand Battle - Second Round Match 2
Stand abilities under the cut:
Hierophant Green: Hierophant Green fights at a distance and is capable of unraveling into tentacles and unleashing a brilliant blast of emeralds known as the Emerald Splash.
Kiss: It is a short-range humanoid Stand that creates stickers. When a sticker is stuck onto an object, it creates a duplicate. When a sticker is removed, the two objects merge back together, causing severe damage.
#look hierophant can emerald splash me any time#but have you seen kiss? that vibe those colors those muscles??#i can't imagine using that ability anywhere in bed (i have a terrible mental image of a duplicated dick fusing back together and. ouch)#but its so godamn hot i don't mind really#i love the tentacle stand (tm) but like. sorry hierophant youre kinda weird looking#hierophant green#jjba kiss#stardust crusaders#stone ocean#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest stand battle
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I'm not seeing King Dynar in any of these sexyman polls
#tes#eso#king laloriaran dynar#i KNOW he wouldnt win. i KNOW half the fandom doesnt even remember that he exists#but he deserves the recognition come ON#so what he looks like nosferatu. so what hes an old man. have yall seen how busted abnur tharn looks????#hes still hot as hell. you see those muscles???? the guy swings around a greatsword the length of his whole body like it's nothing
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while i guess one could make the excuse of tyler’s scrawny-ass genes affecting miguel, there is NO excuse to make gabriel a skinny little twink when u take into account the combined stocky- and largeness of conchata and george o’hara. i mean. george alone was the size of an actual fridge
#talking tag#spider-man 2099#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#gabriel o'hara#deliberately not tagging their parents as a sign of flagrant disrespect to them both for different individual reasons#...mostly just im lazy and i doubt anybody will ever be trawling for Content abt those two#but. like. anywho#i LIKED how in the 90s run miguel still had full cheeks and a strong-featured square head!!#have you SEEN conchata's features like. it just does not seem at all probable for her to have not one but TWO hollow-cheeked kids#rick gave them all nice faces actually and i miss getting to see his sm2099 art#well#''nice''#they were very good from a character design perspective nice and distinct without being too insanely exaggerated to be distracting#but i wish the brothers could've had more interesting body types!! give me a damn superhero with body fat goddamnit#gimme a mig with love handles and big thigs nd a soft stomach whose body developed for years without spider influence#gimme a gabri who's still got baby fat and doesn't get out much because It's The Future and outside is hell#just gimme SOMETHIN seeing all-defined-muscles all the time is BORING
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just the fact that kip is build like the way he is right now and yet he gets no recognition for it is like
do people actual own eyes or
like i get it that aesthetic is an acquired and personal taste but you cant deny that body-wise he looks like a million fucking bucks (and better than most but thats a conversation im not willing to have with any of you tbh)
#im not just talking about the hair and the eyeliner and the sex idol everything#i mean the body type. this man actual has visible muscle definition for fucking days#have you seen that back? yeah. or those arms? YEAH#i dont understand and its so fucking irritating ugh#anyways i think hes fucking hot in so many ways everyone else is wrong im done good fucking day#box thoughts
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"When you're into a guy that's much taller than you, the looks don't matter!"
"YIPE!!"
#the dummy herself {cere}#{Crack}#Under read more cause...y'know.#{Horror tw}#{Body Horror tw too? Yeah that seems about right.}#I'M SORRY...I think it's the muscles.#Those can literally break you.#And the primal grunting from the first one. Sadly the last three just have growling animal noises coming out of him.#Which I thought I would've liked more but I don't-#My guy can roar without the bear sound effects thx#I have no idea which of you have seen these four weird gore compilations you call a slasher series.#So you're probably just 'cece what in god's green earth is this'#LEAVE ME ALONE it's almost Halloween#and I think he might be my monster fucker awakening.#There's some actual gross shit about him that I can't get past though so probably not? Sorry friend.#but in other news the creative kills radiate Cumber and Z!Broly energy so that's probably why I'm mildly attracted to begin with.#Brain association.#If you've seen them I have an inkling Cumber or Z would slaughter poor bastards JUST like this guy does.
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hi. that was the single most enjoyable day of my life
#i did not know i could scream that loudly! you should have seen the range i have. those screams came directly from my soul#my head is still spinning and every muscle is sore but by god that was extremely worth it.#if a single person asks i will go into every single detail#🌙rambling
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