#have a fic teaser

[asukaskerian]

#1 N°1 Eternal War God

Feast your eyes on the most badass cosplay you have ever seen! The font of manliness, the peerless master, the only rival Bing-ge will ever have...!!!

liuqingge_1.png ; liuqingge_2.png ; liuqingge_3.png

#2 N°1 Eternal War God

Perfect replica of Cheng Luan, I pumped iron for six months for the all-natural chest muscles hahaha, and there's even a little sword charm matching little sister Mingyan's for the gege appeal! This cosplay will be debuted in full during the next great Shanghai convention, come and get your photos after the contest! 

#3 Littlest Cutest YingYingYing

Awww the little charm is so adorable!!!! Secret brocon Liu-gege~¤* 

#4 Cang Qiong Mountain Stair-Cleaning Manager

The all natural chest is also cute >:3c

#5 Peerless Cucumber (Expert)

... Is that a repurposed Japanese kimono? Are you honestly saying that covering the sober, dignified, strong-and-silent Liu Qingge's body with fancy belts and embroidery to break up the outline of *the wrong garment entirely* and distracting the viewer via slutting it up is good cosplay?

My apologies, I have unfairly maligned you -- it's a YUKATA. For those who don't know the difference, it is exactly that of silk versus cheap cotton. 

Just like the difference between an actual effort-grown chest and one shaped with badly blended makeup. There are still fingerprints in the hollow by your left lower ribs. Tssk.

#6 grass your mother and fuck your horse

Everyone pack it up, the quality check expert has shown up to close the thread 

#7 Peerless Cucumber (Expert)

#6, I have no issue with the cosplay itself but don't present it as the best and manliest when you can't even be bothered to source a local hanfu. The cosplay contest judges will laugh him out of the lineup. 

By the way, regarding the charm... Tyrian does not mean *green*. You might assume this is Airplane's lackadaisical approach to continuity but out of seven color references to Liu Mingyan's sword charm, six were synonyms for purple and amethyst and other lazy bullshit, and the seventh was a reference to her veil, which is, let's consult the database... lavender!

#8 N°1 Eternal War God

Someone looked at my abs reeeeeal close there... Jealous??

You keep going about quality control like we could actually source authentic materials, you remember we're in real life? Who cares if it's not real so long as it gives the right feel? Spoken as someone who's never gotten off his gamer chair and can only piss on the efforts of others, do better if you can

#9 The People's Daily Salute To The Heavens

/eating popcorn by the bucket

(things are heating up in the war god fandom!!!!!)

#10 Peerless Cucumber (Expert)

You know what, I think I will. See you at the contest.

#11 The People's Daily Salute To The Heavens

:O GASP

#12 Littlest Cutest YingYingYing

#11 ditto, :O GASP

#12 Little Sister Connoisseur

#11 #12 ditto ditto, :O GASPGASP

#13 grass your mother and fuck your horse

Yeah ok i'll also give it a gasp.

[arcanegifs]

[renthewerecatboi]

sometimes things will change, sometimes not, you'll never know until it's already happened

[orykorioart]

Don’t make that face Raihan, I’m sure you’re at least a little bit charmed by it.

(Click for better quality bc I cant tell if the qualitys a little cooked bc of mobile 🥲)

+ Based on this Rai-sand I made some time ago lol

[heavenlyraindrops]

♱Father Forgive Me (For I have Sinned)~ Teaser #2: Bitten the Apple♱

Lucifer Morningstar x Angel!Reader Teaser #2: Bitten the Apple Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

♱♱♱

You were the kindest, purest soul in Heaven. Even the Seraphim recognised your virtue, and adored you for it- more than any other angel. Your humility on the fact only made them love you even more.

Which is why your Fall from Grace shocked everyone more than any other Fall before.

♱♱♱

[Sneak Peek]

Why am I even here?

You were standing in a garden. A garden in Hell. A familiar building loomed before you. If you squinted hard enough, you could have almost spotted a broken window.

You didn’t know Hell had gardens- you’d expected it to be a barren wasteland, more or less, but the lush “greenery” (it didn’t look very green) seemed to be proving you wrong.

What you definitely didn’t expect at all, however, was the apple tree you were standing under.

The fruit seemed beautiful, ruby-red and delicious. You shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, then glanced at the sky, praying the the exterminators weren’t worried about you or looking for you. You looked back at the tree.

It had caught your attention from above. It seemed so- so out of place from the otherwise hellish landscape that you just had to take a look. You frowned, recalling Sera’s words.

“Curiosity killed the cat.”

”But satisfaction brought it back.”

You shrieked and jumped a couple of feet in the air, feeling your wings burst out behind you as you whirled around. Lucifer crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow.

“What the hell?” You hissed, nerves frayed.

“That’s what I should be asking you. Snooping around in my garden.” His eyes flicked to the tree. “Ogling at my apples- alright that- that sounds weird when I say it like that.” He pinched the bridge of his nose. “The point is, you’re the one who’s out of place here. Couldn’t get enough of me the first time?

You hesitated. You’d never expect the King of Hell to fumble around with his words like that. Your muscles relaxed slightly. “That is far from the truth. The tree just… piqued my curiosity.”

You both stared at each other, silently. As if on cue, an apple fell off of a branch, straight into his outstretched hand.

“Have a taste, then.”

You stared at the shining red fruit in his hand, then looked at his golden eyes. His smile seemed surprisingly genuine.

“I…”

♱♱♱ A/N: Stay tuned!

Note: Posting Chapter One before the end of the week ! + didn’t know if I should include the taglist in this post since it’s just a snippet so I’ll just put it anyways

Taglist: @ica1, @boredlime, @tremendoushearttaco

Update: Chapter One out now! Here is the Masterlist.

[bellaxgiornata]

I'm contemplating sharing the series masterlist with its summary and banner for a short 3 part Matt series today. Just to give y'all a feel for it. I was waiting for it to be partly written before I shared anything!

Which is true of another series I'm working on for Matt that's a bit darker, but so far I'm just writing it for myself because I want a few parts done before I share too much. But I'm already dying to share the banner and summary for it so bad.

[alexis-royce]

Some say that if you fall asleep in that theater, you might never wake up...

NonPlatonic Forms is a horror romance about a tricky human and a hungry storytelling god. Can you help Lee separate matter from myth, and navigate his way to freedom? Or will the dread deity scoop out his free will, and make Lee into a sycophantic member of his eternal audience?

The first teaser demo for NonPlatonic Forms is up! It's available for PC, Mac, Linux, and you can also play it in-browser on a computer or on your phone!

[ivoryghostyy]

the villain fell in love...

you're the war hero of the empire

the common folk chatter about you in the bustling streets, and the bards sing of your adventures

nobles whisper behind their hands, free of the crimson blood and guilt that stains your own

you've won the war, but at what cost?

the lifeless eyes of your comrades still prick your skin. screams haunt your dreams, their bloody hands clawing into your scarred flesh

the empire sees you as a pawn. your title is a glorified cage, and the land you are gifted is far from a reward—the walls have eyes

so, pray tell, how did this sly genius find his way into your room?

…and if it takes another war to get you, well,

nothing compares to a rose stained with blood.

[redrobin-detective]

I am going to write Lucy and Holly being different people with unique perspectives and opinions and preferences but by God are they going to be friends and supporting one another.

[actuallyjustabiscuit]

lol I was pausing the new trailer to get a closer look at some details and got this

She nyoomed

Also this

Has the same energy as this

[lululawrence]

Gemma's Dad (Could Use A Guy Like Me)

by lululawrence feat. artwork by @ialwaysknewyouwerepunk

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson | 14 Chapters | 83k

When Harry started heading directly towards where Louis was positioned and waiting, his eyes went wide and he stumbled enough that he completely let go of the handle, making the lawn mower choke and turn off completely, blanketing them in silence that felt heavy and loud.

“Hey,” Louis said, giving him a smile. 

Harry swallowed harshly and gave an almost pained smile before he nodded again.

A little confused about why Harry was behaving that way, Louis tried to push past it and said, “You know, I could always come over and mow your lawn for you whenever I mow ours. It’s probably going to be the only good physical activity I get this summer other than when I meet Zayn at the skate park.”

“Oh, yeah, well, I mean I’m pretty, uh, particular around my flower babies and all, and that is a lot of detailing to make sure everything is still able to be reached with the way they’re going to be growing.”

Louis licked his lips as he thought through everything Harry had just said in his response. It didn’t… really answer him, but he supposed it didn’t not answer him either. 

“Is.. that a no?” Louis asked with a smile while tilting his head in confusion. “I mean, I’m more than willing to watch out for your plants. I would never do anything to harm them, and I’m very good at mowing lawns. I did it enough for the grannies on our street growing up to know how to safely work around gardens.”

Harry started laughing, sounding a little hysterical. “I’m sure you have a lot of experience with that. I do remember how often you loved to show off the muscles you were building up with the various sports teams and things when you were on lawn duty.”

Again, his response didn’t really make much sense, and it didn’t really address Louis’ offer to mow his lawn now.

Still unsure how to respond, Louis just stood there, blinking at Harry, only moving to put his hand up to shade his eyes and allow him to read Harry’s expression a little easier. 

Harry’s eyes darted to him before almost immediately shifting away to something else as he moved his weight from foot to foot, acting almost like he was nervous and didn’t know how to behave. And that was weird, right?

“Okay, well, it was good running into you… urm, seeing you, I mean—” Harry shook his head and then quickly spit out, “Good job on your yard! See you again soon!” before he rushed back over to his lawn mower and restarted it, the loud sound of the motor picking up once more, leaving Louis only that much more confused.

Or a Stacy's Mom AU featuring lifelong best friends Gemma and Louis, but especially Gemma's dad, Harry.

Coming April 26th as part of @onedirectionbigbang!

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[hitlikehammers]

T-Minus 4 Days: STEVE AND EDDIE MAKE A PORNO 💦

...so have teaser #1

“That’s like some, some,” Eddie blinks, and only fully realizes how far his jaw’s dropped when he tries to lick his lips and they’re weirdly far away; only registers the pitchiness of his voice as he stares are tries to sum up what he’s seeing on the countertop somehow:

“That’s some fucking Kama Sutra shit.”

He doesn’t even intend the pun.

“Could be worse,” Steve whispers, leaning close so as not to interrupt the shot: “Jonathan told them he couldn’t get a good enough angle if it was your more, umm,” and he gestures broadly, a flush blooming at the apples of his cheeks as he assesses the goings-on before them and, not unlike Eddie, tries very hard to find the right words: “traditional? Traditional double penetration?”

Chrissy should be gagging on Argyle’s honestly kinda intimidating length but she’s bobbing like a fucking pro, ass in the air all the while as Argyle works the translucent violet dildo into her fast, actually, but nothing compared to the pace she’s setting for his dick in her mouth and fuck what Jonathan said, Eddie doesn’t care about camera angles, there are limits to the human body that it kinda looks like these angles their moving at might be violating outright, save that, that—

“I’m so not straight,” Eddie automatically prefaces, his jaw still not having made its way once up from the floor; “but I think it’s hotter like this, anyway?”

It’s definitely hot, so—

“One hundred fucking percent,” Steve says without hesitation, his head nodding like a bobble head as quick, almost even on pace with Chrissy’s suckjob and just, just…

Goddamn.

Eddie forces his gaze back to the ‘most vanilla’ scene they’ve got on the docket unfolding and, well.

The King himself, in his bisexual wisdom, has spoken. Shit’s hot.

This porno thing may not have been Eddie’s stupidest idea to date, after all.

“Pull out before you jizz,” “aim for her hand in your hair.”

Eddie feels the strain in his neck when he snaps it back, whiplash style, at Steve using his directing-cone to give instructions as he watches them both start to pant too hard, to move with rhythm, moan too close to hysterics.

“That’s weirdly kinky,” Eddie breathes as he watches these two people he’s only just met start to unravel, but have enough presence of mind to shift so as to have the best chance of accommodating Steve’s direction.

“He said he was an upward shooter,” Steve shrugs but doesn’t blink as watches, sees if it’s the right call, if it’s even possible in the moment or just on paper, in his head:

“Might as well make the most of it.”

[thisisallthehattersfault]

Behind him, there is movement. The sharp, sudden clang of metal against metal. Lan Wangji glances briefly over his shoulder.

Perhaps predictably, Su She has decided to try and strike at his exposed back, like the dishonorable coward he is. A fool, as well, for having apparently forgotten the presence of the Ghost General despite insulting the man only a moment ago. The tip of Su She’s blade is trembling against one of Wen Ning’s chain-wrapped forearms, the trailing length of those chains pooling at his feet where they writhe like twisting like snakes, rearing to strike. Lan Wangji’s next breath brings with it the tang of resentful energy. He has already turned his attention back to the scroll.

There is more movement, though Lan Wangji doesn’t pay enough attention to discern what exactly may be happening. Wen Ning’s presence stays at his back, cool and steady as a fortress wall. “You!” Su She’s voice reaches an irritating pitch. “How dare you, you think even you have the right to look down on me?!” He makes a noise not unlike a wild boar before it charges. “You aren’t even human! I thought Lan Wangji was the most arrogant man I’d ever met, but you clearly outclass him there. You’re nothing but the Yiling Patriarch’s dog! Undead servant mutt!”

That, at last, gets Lan Wangji to pay more than a sparse fraction of attention. He has to peer around Wen Ning, who is still standing between them, a marble pillar separating Lan Wangji from Su Minshan. And, it would seem, the embarrassing clump of Moling Su and Lanling Jin cultivators slowly filling the cavern. “Dog?” Lan Wangji repeats, softly. Wen Ning does not visibly shift, but the black veins in his neck pulse, just once, ever so faintly. Resentment in the air smells like tar, sharp and thick.

Su She’s disciples pick up his call, loudly proclaiming the contemptible nature of the Ghost General, the Yiling Patriarch’s filthy, flea-ridden Wen-dog bitch, unfit to be even called a servant by way of his inhuman nature. Lan Wangji listens to very little of it. His eyes are on the part of Wen Ning’s face he can see from this angle, smooth and jade-pale as a porcelain mask, almost colorless in the low light if not for the yawning blackness of his eyes.

“You think he’s your dog, too?” Su She’s voice reaches a new and grating pitch, all inflated self-importance. “Hanguang-Jun, your arrogance knows no bounds! He’ll bite you the second his master has no use for you anymore. You’re not special, you’ve only fallen for the Yiling Patriarch’s tricks!”

Lan Wangji gives that statement exactly as much consideration as it deserves. Before Su She has even finished speaking, Lan Wangji is calling, softly, “Wen Ning?"

Wen Ning cocks his head to the side, bird-like, considering the embarrassment in front of him for a moment. Then he turns his face to Lan Wangji, looking at him with his big, dark eyes.

He answers: “Woof.”

Lan Wangji flicks a glance briefly at the advancing gaggle of cultivators. He and Wen Ning really are well and truly surrounded now. Then he turns back to the scroll, and once again lowers his charcoal to paper.

“Sick ‘em, boy,” he says. He does not raise his head again until the screaming has stopped.

[laviejaguardia]

Carmy alone at 3 fucking am at the restaurant and we're going INTO his HEAD ooohhhh boy he's gonna be a fucking MESS this season isn't he???

[jayparked]

why is it that the second i open my google docs i suddenly dont want to write anymore :/

[paldogangsaan]

hopped on the buddie train so here’s a super rough snippet with a side of buck-may-harry being siblings

“You can’t marry Eddie though,” May says, taking a bite of her french toast. “I’m too young to be an aunt.”

Buck does a double take, eyes wide as saucers. What did May just say? “Why would I—?”

“And I don’t wanna be Chris’ uncle,” Harry chimes in as he drowns his pancakes in syrup. “We’re the same age. That’d be weird.”

“Why would you be—?” Buck tries asking. He is once again interrupted.

“And I have a plan to be the rich aunt,” May elaborates. “I’ve got seventy bucks in my bank account, at best. I’m not ready for cool aunt duties.”

“And he needs to ask mama!” Harry chimes in, tapping his fork against his plate twice like a gavel.

“Absolutely!” May nods rapidly. She takes a sip of her mimosa. “Mama will kill him if he doesn’t ask. And Bobby might fire him.”

“I don’t—” Buck tries. His voice is once again drowned out by his arguing siblings.

“Isn’t it illegal to fire someone over personal stuff?”

“Who’s he gonna call, the police? OSHA? Mom—”

“What are you talking about?” Buck interrupts, incredulous. “Why would I— Eddie? Me and Eddie? Aunt—?” His voice rises in pitch as he speaks, gradually speeding up.

May and Harry pause, hands steady in midair as they hold their forks, french toast and pancakes stabbed into them, syrup gradually falling back onto their plates.

“Uh,” May says, exchanging a look with Harry. “Did you guys already break up?”

“I told you he couldn’t keep a relationship!” Harry huffs.

“We were never together!” Harry and May stare at Buck like he’s the insane one. He starts to wonder if he’s fallen into an alternate dimension. “Eddie and I aren’t together! We have never been together!”

Harry gapes and slams his hands on the table. “Then why did I pay Chris forty bucks!”