#whos to say. wink.

[orykorioart]

Don’t make that face Raihan, I’m sure you’re at least a little bit charmed by it.

(Click for better quality bc I cant tell if the qualitys a little cooked bc of mobile 🥲)

+ Based on this Rai-sand I made some time ago lol

[pepperpepi]

ii but after it ends they go into real society and need actual names

[demaparbat-hp]

On your most recent From the Couch post... is that a dragon tattoo I see poking out of Zuko's collar? ...................may we see more of it?

You may see all of it.

[shepscapades]

This one was a freaking doozy. If I keep talking i think i may be in trouble

[memen18-m5r3]

hello surviving centricide fandom...I bring you some wacky food

(i'm also animating a small portion of Centricide 3.5 but since I can't tell how much more time it's gonna take I'll show you some sneak peeks! :3)

((since I'm a certified yapper, I added some additional info + translations to all the images descriptions! not sure if it qualifies as ID so feel free to add upon it if necessary))

[renonv]

Legend has it that only a kiss of the one who may truly humble the dumbass warrior will free him from the imprisonment of stone ❤️

Sorry guys! On this blog there’s no order. Just random gay thoughts that pop into my head that I will hopefully draw more of later 😋💕

[scripted-downfall]

It's kinda hilarious how the Lords in Black looked at Ted and went "yeah, no, fuck this one guy in particular" for no real discernible reason. Like, obviously, there's Tinky and his Spankoffski Poké Ball, but then there's Pokey who a) turned homeless!Ted immediately and then had him dance two feet away from his infected little brother and b) passes up on turning anyone with Join Us or Die solely to taunt/beat up Ted with his girlfriend and her husband. And! They all collectively agree that they're gonna try to make Grace/Steph/Peter all think that killing Pete is the way to go, even though they shouldn't really care whether Steph dies or Grace loses her [redacted] because they're all still "things they cherish the most". What the hell made these eldritch beings decide to fixate on fucking Ted of all people??

[starfata]

Arsinoe's Woven Child 7

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 8

He could have used his powers to slip into the nursery, unseen and unnoticed.

But where would be the fun in that?

Instead, Hermes appeared before his son Eudoros at his home in Phthiotis. The lovely Polymele was absent, and so too were her father Phylas and husband Echecles.

The three of them had decided against sending Eudoros to Perse and Chiron for training, since they could afford the best of tutors. Which was fair, Perse had admitted, but that could not be said of all families.

Even for those who could afford to teach a demigod to fight, the prestige of being taught by immortals could outweigh the distance for some noble families.

He supposed it was affection which kept Eudoros at home as Perse taught his lesser-born siblings how to slay a variety of monsters and not die if they had to flee with nothing but their wits. It didn't seem to have done him any harm at least, he was doing well enough for a demigod his age.

"Lord Father!" Eudoros greeted, hastily standing to bow. "What brings you to my humble home?"

Hermes smiled. Humble? Perhaps when compared to Mount Olympus. His daughter Elaphia lived in half a ruin, her mother's kin too poor to fix what time and malice destroyed. Shame, it had been a lovely little village fifty years ago.

"I was just in the area" of Hellae "and heard some gossip I thought I should share." Hermes smiled genially, gesturing his son to sit back down.

"My son Autolycus now has a great granddaughter, from Odysseus and his Queen!" Hermes boasted.

His noble son visibly suppressed a frown at the name of the great thief. Which was a shame, his noble lovers tended to instil such strange proprietary regarding thievery.

Camp might have done him good in that sense, the sea-eyed Athenide had made a game of it. Had lessons in it even, for those not as skilled as he.

"Father, has not Autolycus passed?" Eudoros asked, which was a very diplomatic recovery. And a very good question.

"Autolycus has not been seen in mortal lands for quite a few years. It may be so, it may not." Hermes answered honestly. "I mostly wanted to let you know because of the gossip surrounding the birth."

He knew exactly where his son's mind went as scandalised outrage crossed Eudoros's face. Which was a bit much, considering which bloodline he belonged to. Several of his half siblings had been born into a marriage! Just not between the parents who made them.

"Not like that. Apparently my great granddaughter was brought to the throne during the Palace's petitioning hour, again, not like that," he interrupted himslf as false realisation dawned again. "Brought to the palace in the arms of the dark haired Athenide."

Eudoros blinked in shock. "Perse Athenide?" He blurted.

So much for trying to avoid her name. "The very same!" Hermes said, deciding to continue the story. "She proclaimed, after what was apparently a lovely bit of theatrics, that the child had been made especially for them by her twin sister."

Thankfully Eudoros caught himself before he named Arsinoe aloud. "How? Did she shape the child from clay as your brother the Smith was?"

Yet another advantage to Camp, the Demigods didn't hear half so much false rumours.

"The Blacksmith of the God's was made the old fashioned way between my father and his wife." Hermes educated his son. "And no, apparently the child was woven in Penelope's image."

"How literal is that?"

"I have no idea. Perhaps if you had a message for the blessed couple I could deliver it for you, and then come back and tell you about it."

Eudoros glanced at his desk. "I have never corresponded with the King of Ithaca before. I do not know if he would accept such a message."

Well, that would be awkward. "Do you not have acquaintances in common? Did not Phthiotis have men among Eleni's suitors?"

"A very thin connection, as I believe every eligible man of royal blood presented themselves for Eleni's hand." Eudoros said dryly. "Perhaps you might agree to deliver a gift instead?"

That would do. "Gladly. Just a short three day journey there to stretch my legs, and I'll be right back!"

"For a God perhaps." Eudoros stood to go over to a chest, beginning to search through it. "You need not travel back on my account, I will be satisfied if the gift is received."

[s0fter-sin]

fainting goat hybrid!ghost whose father and brother loved to scare him and make him faint; exploiting a weakness he didn’t understand and didn’t know how to stop. they took sadistic pleasure in watching his body lock up and fall to the ground with no hope of catching himself until he ended up with more bruises and scrapes from falling than from being beaten

that helplessness chafed at him and he forced himself through the drawbacks of his biology to secure a place in the military, even with the prejudice against prey animals. just for him to take a mission in mexico and find himself enduring the “hospitality” of roba who thinks his involuntary paralysis is a great deal of fun; especially when he learns he’s conscious the whole time

what haunts ghost most is his waking autopsy

not the pain of the incisions, not the trauma of watching roba reach into his body and play with his insides, but the knowledge that he couldn't get away because his own body betrayed him. he wasn't put under, no drugs coursed through his system. he didn’t have restraints fitted on him to lock him to the operating table. it wasn’t necessary

roba just had to make him faint first

after digging himself out of his grave, ghost puts himself on a dangerous cocktail of muscle relaxers and other medications; hormones that block hybrid instincts, vasodilators to increase blood flow and stop his muscles locking up, anti-anxiety meds to cut off his surprise response at the root. he puts his body through the wringer to the point that medical is constantly worried for his health and shocked that he isn't regularly OD’ing

but he will never let his body betray him again

[faramirsonofgondor]

I think there’s a gay Hollywood ghost that possesses middle aged male actors and makes their characters super mega queer cause the amount of times where an actor is just like “nah I didn’t play him gay.” and then later they’re like “yea I rewatched this and it’s somehow gay, idk what happened guys.” is astronomical??? Like fym you didn’t intend for him to be queer yet you stared longingly into your male costars eyes for an unreasonable amount of time and every time you touched the contact between you lingered unnecessarily??? what do you mean you stared your male costar in the face and flirted, like straight up insinuated you wanted to do the nasty with him (maybe not in so many words, but the insinuation was THERE and CLEAR), without even a hint of a joking tone in your voice????

W H A T ??????

BUT YOU STILL SAY ITS NOT GAY???? BRO IM PRETTY SURE GAY PORN ISN'T EVEN THIS GAY??? YOUR CHARACTERS CONSTANTLY RISK THEIR LIVES FOR EACH OTHER, THEY'RE DEVASTATED BY THE IDEA THAT THE OTHER MIGHT BE DEAD, ALL OF THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS CRUMBLE TO PIECES BUT THEY ALWAYS STICK WITH EACH OTHER, THEY COPARENT TOGETHER, OTHER CHARACTERS MAKE REMARKS/ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THEM BEING IN LOVE/TOGETHER, THEY WORE MATCHING COSTUMES TOGETHER, THEY'RE GLUED TO THE HIP BUT WHEN THEY ARGUE ITS TO A DEVASTATING DEGREE - LIKE FULL ON NASTY, MAKING THEIR FRIENDS CHOOSE SIDES DIVORCE TYPE SHIT - AND ONE OF THEM HAS FUCKING RELIGIOUS TRAUMA???? LIKE DO NOT PLAY WITH ME SIR THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, THEY WERE WRITTEN THAT WAY AND YOU SURE AS HELL PLAYED IT THAT WAY OTHERWISE SOMETHING ELSE DID (THE GAY GHOST).

(Sorry I lost control of this post the queer gods possessed me for a second to express their outrage.)

But yea so a gay ghost might be possessing these guys cause idk why else they wouldn't remember playing their super mega queer character as queer.

[screechingfromthevoid]

i need liam obrien to tell me if he was serious when he said he was going to have a threesome with himself i need to know for my health please

[freetobeafcknriot]

started having thoughts for an AU thingie with pjo-like elements where the gladers are [supposedly] children of pagan deities who wckd observed to be a potential key to a cure due to their generation being of divine origin and now i can't stop plotting, pls send help.

[mariocki]

Una lucertola con la pelle di donna (A Lizard in a Woman's Skin, 1971)

"You dream of having an affair with this woman who lives next door. To you, that woman represents sin, moral degradation. The house next door is a symbol of vice. From what you've told me, Mrs. Durer is not exactly respectable."

"No... she certainly is not."

[slimyim]

current icon on my main :]

[ID: A bust portrait of Slim-yim from Regretevator. It is a fleshy entity, his upper torso is made from shiny, red, and raw meat, complete with white lines of fat running sporadically across. Rather than arms, Slim-yim has protruding ribs that are severed a few inches from her body. Additionally, he has a puffy white ruff collar, and a round white head that matches. Slim-yim also wears a dual tailed jester hat made from the same meat as its torso, also decorated with the same lines of fat. She has wide, starry eyes, and is winking with their orange tongue stuck out. The background is the same flat orange as Slim-yim's tongue. End ID.]

[merlinemrys]

sometimes u just have to think about how gwen is thee it girl in camelot 😌 favoured heavily by morgana, courted by arthur and then became queen (not to mention that arthur was willing to forsake his entire kingdom just to be with her), lancelot loved her at first sight and he carried that flame of his affection until he died, gwaine stopped in the middle of the street to flirt with her, leon basically goes and shoots his shot while arthur’s dying, merlin’s willing to disguise himself AND die for her at any turn… nobody does it like thee babygirl ever <3

[torra-and-the-toons]

I just had a thought that woke me in a cold sweat from a nap...

Since EEnE and KND technically exist in the same world, what if the adults from EEnE are always gone because they're busy terrorizing the KND?

This is not at all a serious headcanon, but it's funny to think about.