#they made a 4th wall break about the adults from the eds side
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I just had a thought that woke me in a cold sweat from a nap...
Since EEnE and KND technically exist in the same world, what if the adults from EEnE are always gone because they're busy terrorizing the KND?
This is not at all a serious headcanon, but it's funny to think about.
#torra rambles#the nonsensical musings of a tiger on 3 hours of sleep#ed edd n eddy#codename kids next door#truthfully it was uh... what's the villain's name who has the retainer#I'm too lazy to look him up rn#but he reminds me of Jimmy lmao#The Boss could totally be Eddy's dad#those were the ones that made me laugh the hardest tbh#Wink and Fibb strike me as Jonny's dads#I wanna say prof xxxl would be edd's dad but he's too whacky#the granny with the food kinda reminds me of rolf#An eene x knd crossover would have been hella funny tbh#they made a 4th wall break about the adults from the eds side
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Dunno why I’m writing this down. Dunno if I’ll even keep this up long, but I guess its me thinking tonight about how utterly fricked my life has been. get ready for rambles I suppose.
I guess my earliest memory is of a plane flight. I remember chewing gum and according to mom I was 2 and it was a flight to georgia. The next thing I remember was when I was 3 I think. I had really wanted to go to school so I escaped the backyard while playing and ran up the hill. It apparently took a half an hour for the cops to show up and find me halfway to preschool and I cried because I really wanted to go.
I remember living in the green houses and my best friend at the time, Ashley. I also remember when I was around 4 or 5 that I chased a squirrel up a tree and it jumped on me and clawed into my head. I also scraped my knee really bad after. I think I cried for half an hour.
I remember the doughnut shop that was there for years. When I was like 6 was when things started going badly. Because moms house was a pig sty, I got pink eye. I remember hating it so badly. Cps got called on mom and me and my younger brother adam got taken into foster care.
The first place I ended up at wasn’t nice. Me and adam weren’t together in foster care. The first place, they made me strip in the van under the pretense that they were checking for bruises. I hated it so much because there were boys and the father in the car. At that house I was also put into a toybox and pushed down the stairs. I was taken out of it after that.
The second place I don’t remember anything of. I just know it wasn’t nice as well, because I was pulled out. The third one was by far the nicest out of them all, and I think I was 6 then. But my kleptomania had started and it did get me into a lot of trouble. I liked to steal candy mostly. The people were nice. So was the school, but I remember it being really bright white. While I was there, I got a single piece of sand stuck in my eye and needed surgery because the adult dose of valium did nothing to numb the pain so they had to put me under.
I remember later stealing a whole pack of gum from a store and the foster parents made me take it back I got into a lot of trouble with it. We were finally back with mom the same year because everything was cleared. We lived near my grandmas house in orchards. Mom was married to mike, joshs dad. I remember getting locked in the room and adam making a hole in the door to get out. By this time Joshua was born. I adored him because he couldn’t beat on me like adam did. Eventually mom split up with mike and we moved to camas.
We weren’t in camas long before we were taken away from mom again to live with jesse, moms ex husband and adams dad. We lived with him in aunt debbies house with my cousin, debbies husband and an uncle. There was also a time we lived with grandma and grandpa too. At aunt debbies was when the abuse started, but I’m not gonna go into that particular topic. I was about 7.I remember trying a cigarette in the bathroom because the adults did it. I didn’t like it, but I got caught and had to eat a whole pack of cigarettes and I was sick for a while. Mom was pissed, but cps did nothing.
I used to have a princess clock that was also my alarm for school. It was my favorite clock. Its music invaded one of my dreams once and it was the strangest thing. We finally moved into the apartment in orchards and I went to image elementary. We lived next to a really big field. I remember one time walking down the gravel road and finding like $20 in ones. I also climbed a barbed wire fence and cut my side open, but jesse got pissed that I was trying to show him. I remember waiting for visitations from my mom, but jesse told me many times that mom didn’t want to visit because she was too busy to take me and could only take adam. Found out later jesse told her I was sick and couldn’t go, which was a lie.
I stole like $100 from the neighbors truck once. They weren’t too happy. Got grounded for a week. I remember adam getting his head stuck in a tree. I was blamed for it when he was the dumb one who stuck his head in it in the first place. Summer of like 2004 Jesse and my uncles and neighbors were drinking for 4th of july and ended up setting the field on fire. It was chaos. That same summer, me and some of the neighbor kids pissed off a beehive and ended up attacked by a swarm. My friend launched the hive off a 2 by 4. It was glorious. Painful but glorious.
Winter of the same year was one of the worst and froze the entire field. We ice skated. I remember a frozen possum. We moved from there to jantzen beach into a pigsty of a home. That was when I started really watching inuyasha and all the late night cartoons and anime. That was also the year I got my fear of ants because one crawled into my ear and beat itself on my eardrum. That halloween I also ended up with my first stitches because I stepped on a broken porcelain doll. I was deathly terrified of needles.They needed like 6 nurses or something to hold me down.
I remember a plastic bin being kicked at me because I woke up jesse in the middle of the night. I remember the mornings before school when his girlfriend alicia would stop by starbucks and send me in with money to buy her coffee so she didn’t have to leave alyssa adam and me in the car alone. I always got a tiny cup of whipped cream. It was the best because I didn’t have to share.
When visiting my cousin later on, I told her some things that resulted in mom regaining custody of me and adam. Uncle eugene was bunking there for awhile. I got my own room for the first time. I had my first real boyfriend and girlfriend in camas. Michael, the boy next door, and my best friend ceecee. That was when I first realized I wasn’t straight.
I started running away a lot and stealing a lot more. Cindy, our old house cleaner and babysitter hated me because I kept escaping. I hit the neighbor boys a lot. I tried running away with ceecee once, and an old boyfriend andy. He got caught, which foiled our plan.
I finally learned about my real dad when I was 11. I got to meet him in the summer and went camping. He found missy, little puppy wandering camp and the owners didn’t want her so we got to keep her. She passed away 2 years ago. She was such a cute puppy. I watched dad fire spin and it was the coolest thing.
I got violent a lot and was suspended often so eventually I got moved to a special ed school. Serendipity. I threw desks at teachers. Punched kids. I had a lot of anger issues. I would’ve stabbed someone with a pencil, given the opportunity. I do remember one of the years there, we had an assignment to pick a football team as a favorite, but me not being a football fan, I picked colts because horses. That happened to be the year they won the super bowl, so I was hella smug. I also won a ben and stimpy shirt. Joel was nice at that school. So was big john. He always played santa at christmas. That was also the year I wore crocks all the time. What was I thinking?
I finally quelled my urge to beat the shit out of people enough to convince the heads to let me go to normal school. Still on an iep, but public school. I had a whole graduation ceremony. I remember winning a burping contest. I ended up at jdz. Did more running away and stealing. All the cops knew me. Officer dickerson knew me most. I started going to juvi. A total of 3 months for 4 total offenses. Got caught stealing 3 times, and hit a teacher on accident with a purse I had taken to school that I wasn’t supposed to because of my stealing.
I caused a lot of problems in juvi too. Breaking combs. Picking at walls. I ended up in solitary the first time because they had to do a TB test, but I wouldn’t because of my fear of needles. Came back the second time and finally got over my fear because I was allowed to hold another girls hand during it. Third time was new years and I couldn’t watch the fireworks. I was so pissed cuz I had missed my birthday too. I ended up getting really sick because of the lack of sunlight.
I’m just gonna cut it here. It’s midnight and my brains derping. I might finish writing later, Or I’ll just delete this and forget about it. Congrats if you made it this far I suppose. Dunno what would be interesting reading about my fucked up life.
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