The opinion of success matters more than the opinions of your critics.
Matshona Dhliwayo
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For me, my haters are not the ones who I have done wrong with, but the ones I have fought for.
Tara Estacaan
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*Talia visiting Damian*
Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*
Damian: I am doing well mother
Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*
Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*
Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.
Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals
Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*
Dick: *throws it back*
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Damian: Baba, I've brought a new member into the family. His name is Raul The Rat. Would you like to hold him?
Bruce, who's scared out of his skin of rats: yes
Damian: Excellent. Mama?
Talia, who's even MORE scared: yes my precious child of course
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Hinata : Tobio, i don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re in love with me.
Kageyama : What?
Kageyama :
Kageyama : Oh my god, I am.
Tsukishima : What kind of confession did I just witness?
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Laswell, about a SAS officer: He was supposed to be helping me on this operation but he hasn't delivered on anything
Price: 'Unhelpful cunt' is his middle name
Laswell: *snorts*
Price: slower than a sloth and dumber than a koala
Laswell, shaking: J-John
Price: He looks like he was from the Cambrian period. Weird looking cunt
Laswell: *wheezes*
Price: Breathe, Kate, I have more to share
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none of then know why he came. he hates the beach
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Buck: maddie texted, our parents are visiting next week
Eddie: damn. better call athena, we’re gonna need time to work on my alibi
Buck: your alibi? for what?
Eddie: you didn’t hear the news? your parents were tragically murdered. i, of course, was busy that night as evidenced by my completely legitimate alibi
Buck: you can’t kill my parents, eds
Eddie: *whining* why not??
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BLACK BULLS CASINO!!
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rip remus lupin, you would’ve loved hating on booktok
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Hello Wander Over Yonder fans how are we all?
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lily: i’m bisexual
anyone: how is that possible? you’ve only dated james?
lily: that doesn’t mean i’m not bisexual.
remus: yeah it means she’s stupid
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Not taking anything personally is the key to remaining unbothered and confident.
When somebody is disrespectful towards you, it’s about their insecurities, not you.
Learn to let their comments roll off of you, like oil in water. Don’t absorb their toxicity. Treat these toxic situations like a test to your inner strength and character. Stay solid, assertive and unfazed. Let them know that no one can break your character.
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Merlin to Kilgharrah: So do you have a map to drive me to insanity or is it just a homing instinct?
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ODY: I lost my best friend, I lost my mentor , my mo-
EURY:HOLD THE FUCK UP-
EURY:YOUR ‘BEST FRIEND’
EURY:THE FUCK AM I THEN??
ODY:👁️👄👁️
👉👈
*MUTINY MUSIC STARTS PLAYING.*
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