#hateboner

[alovye]

#LESTAPPEN AFTER 2019 Austria PODIUM # DENIAL OF FEELINGS

Max: I thought you hated me, huh Charlie?😏

Charles: Shut up Max

It's a hate boner....I swear! -------------------------------------------------

Max: Go fuck yourself😡

Charles: Fuck me yourself you coward!🤬

Max: oh sure 8 pm?🤭

Charles: um

[veetowervaporwave]

I can't believe people are feeling bad for Vox for being rejected by Alastor as if he isn't literally this fucking guy but hot

[moongothic]

(Frankenstein'd two asks together for the sake of previty)

I've been pretty torn between answering this ask and just doing a deep dive re-analysis post about Marineford as a whole (from Crocodile's perspective) because I feel like rereading it now as a Crocodad Truther, I could probably make a whole lot of new observations and/or read into things differently than I did last time I read it (when I was rereading for the purpose of studying the viability of Crocodad) Like there's so much to say about the whole arc and I'd include this line of thought in there anyways... But also, do I really feel like writing a giant essay like that........

I am going to start this by refering to this mini-essay I wrote like a month ago, about how Crocodile seems to have this attitude of "no crying over spilt milk". What's happened has happened, what's done is done, it's your own fault things turned out the way they did, there's no undoing any of it and you just have to continue on. And I do think that attitude would be key here to understanding Crocodile's actions in Marineford re:Crocodad

(Sidenote because this is not relevant to the rest of the post, but the reason this is about Crocodad and not CrocoUncle etc is because if Crocodile was only loosely related to Luffy it would not have the same kind of impact emotionally (for Crocodile; like there is a difference between a nephew and a son). Additionally a part of Crocodad is that it ties into Crocodile's connection with Ivankov in a really important way. If Crocodile was only loosely related to Luffy, him also being trans would kind of be like a random sidenote without being relevant to the two being family, but suddenly if Crocodile is Luffy's other biological parent, him being trans matters a lot more. Also if he's not Luffy's other dad then we'd be still stuck asking who the fuck birthed Luffy to begin with)

While Sengoku's announcement here would make for a horrific revelation to Crocodile in this situation (a revelation we never see his immidiate reaction to, which continues to be deeply sus), what would it change, really?

The little idiot child who Crocodile had attempted to murder multiple times was his own son. Sure, he might've insantly lost whatever grudge he might've held against Luffy, then what? That feeling would be one-sided, because at this point in the story Luffy hated Crocodile's guts and he knew that too. Luffy has no idea about them being related, and even if Crocodile literally walked up the kid right that second and told him the truth, what would it change? He'd still be the man who nearly nuked a million people off the face of the earth, took over a country and killed Luffy and his friends while laughing about it. Being Luffy's other dad wouldn't make him any less of a horrible asshole (if anything it might make it slightly worse 'cause you get to add shit like "child abandonment" onto his list of crimes).

Luffy came to Marineford to save Ace. Crocodile came to Marineford to kill Whitebeard. He had no reason to interfere with Luffy's quest, and with the help Luffy already was recieving from the prison escapees, the Newkama and the Whitebeard Pirates, what would Crocodile's assistance add to the mix? Would Luffy even welcome him in helping save his brother?

Luffy had his own life, a life Crocodile had not been a part of. He had no right to try to insert himself into it at this point, after all he had done to Luffy. There's no crying over spilled milk. What's done is done, you just have to move on. He should just focus on what he came to do; get his revenge and take Whitebeard's head, as planned.

Deep breaths

...Only to realize that Whitebeard is a dying old man and not worth even killing anymore, because he's not the same Primebeard whom once beat Crocodile and crushed all his dreams. Defeating Whitebeard would not give him the catharsis he came for.

And at that point, the fuck was Crocodile going to do? The revenge he wants isn't there anymore 'cause it went bad a few decades ago. And between the raging war and Doflamingo on his ass it's not like he could just sneak out without anybody noticing. He doesn't have allies (aside from Daz under him) to worry about. He only has his hatred to the World Government.

At that point, he might as well be a nuisance to the Government and assist Luffy. Even if the help wasn't welcomed, even if Luffy hated him and regardless if he knew the truth or not, helping Luffy right then and there would still be better than letting the Government have their way and kill his son right in front of him

[mamawasatesttube]

every day. people say things on my posts. and i have to tell myself not to bother engaging because tumblr has an endless stream of stupid people to leave stupid tags on my posts. every day i go through this. every day the lab releases a new person specifically engineered to age me 5 years by missing the point of my posts so spectacularly it leaves me speechless. every day.

[therekinperson]

can tumblr make a reason for reporting ads 'It uses ai' cause im sorry but everytime i see some weird ad with weird fake images i just get the most HARDEST ERECT ROCK-HARD hate boner known to man

[runespoor7]

obviously LWJ wanted to hatefuck JC to tears during WWX's death, to take out all of his anger on JC

and of course a lot of that anger was because WWX was dead - because JC killed him; WWX was dead and JC was alive; LWJ couldn't see WWX anymore but JC was around

you ever think how a lot of that anger might be because it was easier to picture JC than WWX due to how often JC might be haughty and hot in LWJ's line of sight

[nientedal]

call me crazy but i really think if you haven't actually watched something, loudly hating on it and posting about your massive throbbing disappointment in the tag is pathetic. hilarious bullshit nonsense. form your own opinion instead of just swallowing what's fed to you.

it's not "Megamind 2," it's a show for ages 6 and up. give it some fucking grace or leave it alone if you haven't even had the decency to watch it for yourself.

[joannerowling]

TBH I like Harry Potter better than PJO because it's more charming, frivolous and whimsy and has better worldbuilding overall.

Thoughts?

I've never read Percy Jackson, so i wouldn't know, but it has a reputation of being basically a mediocre American attempt at immitating the vibe of Harry Potter, except with Greek Gods instead of wizards? All i've heard from its more honest fans is that its quality is nowhere near the level of HP (while still enjoyable), and also that the writer keeps making random characters retroactively gay or trans or even non-binary (?). It's giving

[tackykachowch]

Hmmmm so I thought. Isn't shimmer a part of a reason why Viktor was able to successfully transform his leg? So how come Jayce was able to resurrect him without it? Hextech storyline is completely out of my competence, though, so I don't claim that I'm right, it's just something I'm curious about

[rozeoverdose-main]

I find it kinda funny that one moment Val is giving this pretentious speech on how the Girl "dares to pretend she's anything special" and then just yoinks her stuff and runs away like haha try and catch me, you can't

[lord-squiggletits]

"IDW Megatron got a redemption arc and Starscream didn't it's so unfair--"

Do not slander Metalhawk, Bumblebee, and Windblade's hard work trying to fix this man they didn't work for half the continuity (and in 2/3 of their cases) literally die and come back as zombies/ghosts for y'all to be out there saying no one helped Starscream get redeemed and have friends and be a better person

[veetowervaporwave]

Nothing is funnier to me than one-sided radiostatic + preestablished staticmoth.

Vox could be having evil sex with his villain wife anytime he wants but he chooses to waste his energy simping over a furry with a bad haircut

[dizzying-faust]

Once again I have to reiterate two things:

1. Liking a villain/problematic character isn't the same as condoning their actions

And

2. It's okay to not said villain/problematic character, but it's not an excuse to be an a-hole to others who do like them.

Dislike a character all you want, but don't to the point you be not better than the villains you hate on.

[bitchesgate3]

BG3 fandom's insistence on wanting to punch a woman and circlejerk about it versus wanting to fuck the male characters who had done the same wrongdoing and worse - that will be something I will never get over about fandom.

[slythereen]

during the break we should spread more charles to mercedes rumors so that christian horner feels the need to do something drastic and cunty just to spite toto

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

occasionally I do feel a little bad for the SW prequels buddies who are Just Not That Into Obi Wan Kenobi. I can imagine how frustrating it would be if the OT were my main bit of star wars and everyone was obsessed with Han all the time. Yeah I can see how it might make you grumpy at times.