#hashtag joke

[no-lavender]

Every time i experience biphobia from someone i feel like i should be able to kill them

[kayakischaotic]

guys I’m not caught up with qsmp at all but I love slimecicle mariana and juanaflippa so much and if anything happened to them I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself

[teadocs]

they're like so gross

[wmnylander]

people ripping on willy’s contract meanwhile the man with every single maple dollar in canada sitting in his bank account is WITHOUT A GOAL so far. trade matthews. build around nylander.

[closetdbisexual]

oh so just because im obsessed with the adult swim guys means i cant be a cinephile 🕯🥀 too

[ginderfluid]

akutagawa haters reaction after i pull a gun at them

[marioyuri]

Gambling is gonna make me get a job

[moroneur]

canon underfellsans reacting to periods b like: what?... girls... bleed? every month? *starts sweating* thats... weird as hell..........

[tthumbelina]

they should invent a lobotomy that works

[shotguncollar]

we need to kick shu while hes down again i miss mademoiselle

[thedealersfiance]

hey. HEY. LISTEN TO ME YOU CUNT NUGGET. i cannot fend off my baby girl much longer you fuckwad, it’s already enough that more than one person wants my pookie dookie pookie baby girl….if a whole LEGION of tumblr users were after my pookie i would actually shit my pants

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

[cullthedeer]

what they don't tell you at the school of pretentious music likers is that sometimes the mediocre gimmicky song you outsourced from tiktok is simply going to be really really good for your brain

[inlovewithgee]

what she says: val velocity can eat my ass!

what she means: I want to sit on his face

[teadeafan]

thinking about the confessionals in the season 3 dvd extras

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

[jaythenugget]

in some distant universe my dragon age lavellan and astarion are kissing on the lips