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go-see-a-starwar · 1 year ago
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As a lesbian, my girlfriend and I agree Hayden/Anakin is our straight crush ! He is just so pretty and handsome !
Hayden is super polite and thoughtful, a great listener, likes going to the farmers’ market, terminally offline, devoted dad, makes tea from scratch, looks like this:
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He’s extremely crush-able no matter who you are.
As for Anakin, he just wants to be told he’s a good boy, maybe do a little murder (for his loved ones, of course). It’s endearing, really. And, again, look at that face:
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noodles-and-tea · 1 month ago
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MY BBG POOKIE PIE!!!
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cozylittleartblog · 4 months ago
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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atlalasassy · 1 month ago
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I’m not a Jean Moreau apologist because he has nothing to apologise for
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electric-beaugaloo · 9 months ago
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I see your “Alice and Celia are anagrams” post and raise you a “Alice and s1 Jon are wearing the same hat”
S1 Jon is desperately skeptic bc he’s scared & doesn’t feel in control so he’s bluffing in a way that comes across as unlikable. I think Alice is also haunted by the job but faking her way through it by bullishly insisting others don’t think about it… also in a way that can come across as unlikable.
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claudiaeparvier · 1 year ago
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Castlevania: Nocturne + text posts
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washmchineheart · 4 months ago
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nesta was really calling a 500 year old fae warrior an overgrow bat and telling everyone she is a witch. Im afraid she’s the funniest character ever
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fulltimesapphic · 6 months ago
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alazystranger · 11 months ago
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the way luffy looks so soft when he's sleeping.. there's something mesmerizing about it
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marisatomay · 1 year ago
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“I can’t believe Tom Cruise of all people would stand up for his agent, a Muslim Libyan-American woman, who was being publicly blacklisted for her support of Palestine and calling out the ongoing genocide, including making a rare in-person appearance to CAA headquarters in LA to express his support for her. What a strange person who can ever guess what opinions he will have.”
Look. I’ve studied Tom Cruise a lot. One could even call me a Cruisologist. (Not to be confused with. Well.) And, it’s actually really easy to predict Tom Cruise’s opinion on something. The tricky part is whether it will be made public in a timely manner or not and, if it’s made public at all, will it be a lede buried in favor of pushing a narrative sold on background by a studio exec he pissed off because he didn’t roll over and take their bullshit.
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azulhood · 10 months ago
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DP X DC Prompt
The justice league ignore Amit Park in a time of crisis.
Years later, Harvey Dent is hired by the town to sue them.
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diefakehomura · 14 days ago
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I hope Homura knows that she is the prettiest most perfect girl in the world
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deserthusbands · 8 months ago
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judge: and does the defendant have any special requests?
cody: death penalty.
obi-wan, from the gallery: cody, it’s just a parking ticket.
cody, whispering into the mic: please kill me.
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introspectivememories · 9 months ago
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too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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heretherebedork · 2 months ago
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I really like that this version let Tonkla shoot Great. A+ choices. Absolutely deserved. You shoot your shitty lover's baby brother for taking your baby brother away. A+. Just... perfect. Supported in every way. He has never done anything wrong and I support him in that. Fuck the police (literally) and kill the one who hurt your baby brother and threw him away like garbage, take them out and leave them to rot.
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thenotoriousscuttlecliff · 8 months ago
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Police: Madame, we need you to come pick up your child? Jessica: Which child? Police: The unholy crime against nature. Jessica: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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