#hartwin

[daddybird7]

Nostalgia bit my ass

[rockspider556]

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

[mastercherry]

Say what you want about tired old tropes but you give me someone saying "it's beautiful," while looking at the sunset or something and then the other person says "yes it is," while looking at person 1 and I go feral.

[snoweylily]

Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

[h00d13d09]

The amount of gay shit that happens to Harry and him only makes me inclined to think he's queer.

1. Dude in a bar thinking he rented Eggsy for s3x

2. Saying he has a boyfriend to that christian lady

3. Cowboy dude calling him a f@ggot

4. Elton saying if he saves the world he can have a backstage pass for his show and blowing him a kiss

Tell me I'm not crazy

[babybirbb]

my favorite pastime is shipping ships from stuff i don’t watch

[headcanonthings]

Eggsy: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion. Harry: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

[thevillainsfangirl]

There are some ships that you just know would be 100% canon if they were an M/F ship, and that's mainly what pisses people off the most in these situations.

It isn't just about the ship; it's also very much about the homophobia (whether the creators know it or not) that is preventing the ship from being canon when they otherwise would be.

(Addition.)

[panevanbuckley]

shoutout to all the backup ships! y'know the ones, when your main ships just ain't hitting right so you go back to a ship that took over your life for like a week two years ago??

anyways, if nobody's got me i know my backup ships have got me

[willpressleverfordopamine]

In the Kingsman fandom we are absolutely ROBBED of Harry Hart's badassery. Like I get why but I'm kinda over all the fics making him out to be an old guy. Yeah yeah yeah he suffered a head injury and is getting on in years but you cannot tell me as writers we don't have the capacity to write him at the height of his strength even with all that in mind. We can have all the robed slippered recovering posh Harry but pls let's also have a Harry who maintains his fitness and martial arts levels in the Kingsman gym. Let's have sparring Harry. Let's have adrenaline junky Harry. He deserves it. I love cozy Harry but this man deserves so much more.

[dwarfanonymice]

Looking back at any of my ships, I always have a smirking sarcastic little bitch with a brain, an attitude problem and a British/cultured accent. And it can be both of them.

Hence my problem.

[potentiality-26]

I know many jokes were made about this at the time, but during the pub scene Eggsy really is the living embodiment of well mark me down as scared and horny.

[rockspider556]

Harry: Manners maketh man.

Eggsy: And trauma maketh personality!

Harry: …

Harry: We need to talk.

………..

Harry: We’ll be calm, collected, and discreet.

Eggsy: I already blew up the car.

Harry: inhales through nose

Merlin: That’s on me. I did let him push the red button.

[mastercherry]

Me, scrolling through tumblr: "Oh I love this thing that I'm seeing for the first time ever. I need to like and reblog."

But I see this:

[r3dlnk]

Kingsman x Huevember 5/15: thread

Sorry that it took a while, I fell ill ://

[headcanonthings]