#hartwin

[daddybird7]

Nostalgia bit my ass

[rockspider556]

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

[cufflinksandsnapbacks]

That's about right

[mastercherry]

Me, scrolling through tumblr: "Oh I love this thing that I'm seeing for the first time ever. I need to like and reblog."

But I see this:

[headcanonthings]

[h00d13d09]

The amount of gay shit that happens to Harry and him only makes me inclined to think he's queer.

1. Dude in a bar thinking he rented Eggsy for s3x

2. Saying he has a boyfriend to that christian lady

3. Cowboy dude calling him a f@ggot

4. Elton saying if he saves the world he can have a backstage pass for his show and blowing him a kiss

Tell me I'm not crazy

[artknifeandglue]

hartwinposting resuming tonight, in the year of our lord 2025.

[bigdumbbambieyes]

I’ll never forget the scene where Harry finally gets his memories back and he remembers Eggsy with the softest smile on his face and Eggsy immediately gets onto his tippy toes to hug him!!!

[snoweylily]

Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

[murmeloni]

Here is my contribution to @mannersmakethzine! Which you can still order, by the way! It has amazing art and stories and you'll be giving to charity on top of that! What more could you want?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67269889

Following a mark across town, Harry ends up at a funfair. While watching his mark, he notices a young man pickpocket his way through the crowd. Harry is impressed by his skill (and his beauty) but then another group of young men appears, following a mark across town and ends up at a funfair. While watching the mark, he notices as a young man pickpockets his way through the crowd. Harry is impressed by his skill (and his beauty) but trouble always follows.

[thevillainsfangirl]

There are some ships that you just know would be 100% canon if they were an M/F ship, and that's mainly what pisses people off the most in these situations.

It isn't just about the ship; it's also very much about the homophobia (whether the creators know it or not) that is preventing the ship from being canon when they otherwise would be.

(Addition.)

[lit-vocabcards]

Me reading Kingsman fanfic

[rockspider556]

Harry: Manners maketh man.

Eggsy: And trauma maketh personality!

Harry: …

Harry: We need to talk.

………..

Harry: We’ll be calm, collected, and discreet.

Eggsy: I already blew up the car.

Harry: inhales through nose

Merlin: That’s on me. I did let him push the red button.

[willpressleverfordopamine]

In the Kingsman fandom we are absolutely ROBBED of Harry Hart's badassery. Like I get why but I'm kinda over all the fics making him out to be an old guy. Yeah yeah yeah he suffered a head injury and is getting on in years but you cannot tell me as writers we don't have the capacity to write him at the height of his strength even with all that in mind. We can have all the robed slippered recovering posh Harry but pls let's also have a Harry who maintains his fitness and martial arts levels in the Kingsman gym. Let's have sparring Harry. Let's have adrenaline junky Harry. He deserves it. I love cozy Harry but this man deserves so much more.

[mastercherry]

Say what you want about tired old tropes but you give me someone saying "it's beautiful," while looking at the sunset or something and then the other person says "yes it is," while looking at person 1 and I go feral.

[dwarfanonymice]

Looking back at any of my ships, I always have a smirking sarcastic little bitch with a brain, an attitude problem and a British/cultured accent. And it can be both of them.

Hence my problem.