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Mastermind

Tom has spent his entire life becoming the very nightmare that men like Dumbledore fear. It's been twenty years since the king defeated the Dark Lord Grindelwald and banished magic from Camelot on the pain of death, but now, the time has come for sorcerers to rise once more - as soon as Tom murders the royal family, of course.

King Dumbledore is just as ruthless and manipulative as Tom was warned, but the prince - Harry Potter, the golden Boy Who Lived - is not at all what he expected. Warm, kind, and soft-hearted, he doesn't act like the spoiled, arrogant prince that Tom had prepared himself for. The people of Camelot adore him, his knights follow him without question, and even Tom finds his resolve cracking underneath the boy's inherent goodness.

But the king’s justice is cold, and that's why Tom is going to burn him alive. Fate has chosen him for this terrible task, and no amount of doubt will stop what has to be done... but, perhaps, a boy with black curls, a mischievous smile, and more than a few secrets just might...

Or, the one where Tom is Merlin and Harry is Arthur and nothing is as it seems…

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How it feels trying to explain fandoms to non-fandom people

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when animated kittens are the perfect blend of their cat parents 👌

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just heard this kid in the nearby school scream “IM NEVER GETTING A JOB!!!” and then promptly burst into tears. it’s okay, buddy. we’ve all been there

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so was no one going to tell me that His Dark Materials/The Golden Compass just got a new sequel or was I meant to find out by myself

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I want you laying me down 'til we're dead and buried On the edge of your knife, staying drunk on your vine The angels up in the clouds are jealous knowing we found Something so out of the ordinary

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What's in my bag?

tagged by @emuzeek (wifey) and tagging whoever wants to do it

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“average author writes 3 books a year” factoid actually just statistical error. average author writes 0 books per year. Brandon Sanderson, who lives in Utah and writes over 10,000 words each day, is an outlier

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can someone plz tell me where my hard reset button is

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I have loved you for the last time Is it a video? Is it a video? And I have kissed you for the last time Visions of Gideon, visions of Gideon

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Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey They know me and Jack Daniels got a history There's a party downtown near Fifth Street Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy

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Oh, the misery Everybody wants to be my enemy Spare the sympathy Everybody wants to be my enemy

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Petition to create some sort of universal alarm that will go off half an hour before AO3 is due to go down for maintenance so that we all have enough time to download the current fic that we are reading to sustain and nourish us until AO3 returns from war

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a story in three acts

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i wish we could all just like... be assigned a day in a city by ourselves to experience it fully and take photos without having to deal with crowds and tons of other people vying for the same things

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You know, I think Germans have the right idea actually. Wir really müssen lüften