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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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it's not a phase mum, says the moon

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punks

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the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

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Here's some paintings I've done of people looking at screens. These are all available as prints on Inprnt: Art Prints by Ollie Jones - INPRNT I'm also selling a limited edition print of my piece 'Producer' at Black Dragon Press: Producer – Black Dragon Press

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i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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id be more neutral on tadc ships if people werent so obsessed with them but now they genuinely bore me . i do not want any of these characters to kiss. what is so appealing about both the group and one on one dynamics is that basically no one is even friends. largely untapped dynamic of 'we're stuck together, but we cant die, leave, or even get hurt, so i dont even have to care about you.' followed up often by an 'i do, though.'

"do you have any actual friends" is gonna kill me. zooble and gangle are friends. jax and ribbit were friends. what is everyone else? its not quite friendship. its a constant mutual understanding. its leaving a stranger to die so you can escape before realizing you cant and now you have to face her everyday of your life. its, youre being mean, but youre upset and im here, so lets sit in this back alley and talk about it. its, we're gonna go back to the group and youre gonna forget this ever happened, arent you. its fake positivity and sarcastic optimism. its hating yourself so much you cant stand to be around other people. its saying things just because you can say them. and it is unbelievably lonely, but the fact that it is lonely is always entirely your fault.

the fact is that everyone is always about 2 degrees away from tearing eachother apart with their teeth if it'd actually make a fucking difference is what makes all the moments of kindness range so easily from extremely strained to extremely genuine. and im obsessed with it. i would watch 6 hours straight of them all attempting to have something resembling a normal conversation with each other. but my ultimate point is i fucking hate love and im gonna drown jax and pomni in an aromantic lake

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Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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adopting this into my vocabulary