#harry potters dead dad and his gay friends

[resident-gay-bitch]

This is inspired by this post :))

“Padfoot?” Harry asked, scrambling up to the table beside Sirius. He slapped his grubby little hands up on the table that was taller than he, and peaked over it to get a look at what Sirius was doing, “What’s that?”

“These are taxes.” Sirius said calmly, reaching down to grab Harry by the waist and hoist him up onto his own lap, “It’s things adults have to do with money. It’s very boring.”

“Do you have to do writing?” He asked, poking the page with a… green finger.

“Yes, a little bit.” Sirius said, grabbing Harry’s hand to get a good look at it, “Why are all of your fingers different colours, Bambi?”

“I wanted to be a rainbow!” He exclaimed, poking Sirius in the face, “Just like you!”

Beside them, Remus snickered, covering his mouth with his hand.

“Just like me, huh?” Sirius asked.

“Yeah.” Harry giggled, “Like you and uncle Moony.”

Sirius laughed and nudged Remus in the ribs, “Hear that Moons? It’s not just me.”

Remus rolled his eyes and shook his head, “You’re trouble, Harry.”

Harry giggled and smiled up at Sirius, “Do you get to do colouring on taxis?”

“Taxes, Sprout, they’re called taxes.” Sirius corrected, running a hand over Harry’s unruly hair, “And no, it’s so boring. No colours allowed.”

Harry poked out his tongue and blew a raspberry, “Can I help you? Maybe I can make it fun.”

“You can absolutely help me if you like, Remus has to help me too because I’m not much good at this stuff. I reckon you’ll be pretty good at it though, don’t you think?”

“Yeah! I’m good at everything.” Harry nodded, “Mummy says I’m the best ever.”

“Well, your mummy is right. Isn’t she, Moons?”

“She’d probably hex me if I said she was ever wrong.” Remus agreed, “So yes, your mother is always right, Harry. You are the best ever.”

Proudly, Harry grinned and stuck his hands up in the air. Sirius tugged him into a big hug and kissed the top of his head before they settled comfortably in their shared chair.

Harry listened carefully as Remus explained each step to Sirius, and together they figured out how to do Sirius’ taxes.

Once that task was done, Remus left for work and Harry followed Sirius through their little house towards the laundry.

“Can I help, please, Padfoot. Mummy says I’m so helpful.”

“Absolutely you can help me, Harry.” Sirius grinned, opening up the washing machine and pulling out all the wet laundry. “I’ll carry this basket outside because it’s very heavy, but maybe you can help me hang everything out, how does that sound?”

“Okay!” Harry shouted running off in the other direction, “I’ll go get your sunglasses!”

“They’re beside my bed!” Sirius called back, chuckling to himself as he loaded up the basket.

He met Harry by the back door, and the little boy was huffing and puffing from his run throughout the house, looking for Sirius’ sunglasses and his own pair that had gotten lost in the mess of his own little room for sleepovers.

They both put their shades on, looking super cool and awesome in them together, and went outside into the summer sun to hang the laundry.

Harry was very helpful, as he said he would be, and handed Sirius each individual item from the basket so he could hang them out. Harry wanted to help hang things up too, because he said it looked fun, but he was too short to reach the clothes line. Sirius did put the boy on his shoulders at one point to hang a few of his own little socks and undies out.

Harry was very satisfied to be helping. Sirius finds it’s adorable how Harry just wants to hang around him all the time, even when he’s doing perfectly mundane things like laundry and taxes. But he supposed he used to be the same with James.

When they were younger, Sirius would follow James everywhere, and he’d watch when James wanted to do extra homework, he’d watch when James polished his broom, and he’d hang around when James wanted to read his magazines. They were best friends, of course Sirius wanted to spend every waking minute with James.

It fills him with so much pride to be that best friend to little Harry. It makes him so happy to know that Harry likes to plod around behind Sirius, doing the most boring of things, simply because he enjoys Sirius’ presence.

Sirius and James may be the best of friends, but they’re nothing compared to the friendship Harry and Sirius have created. They’re together as much as they possibly can be. When Harry was really little, he’d often get confused and call Sirius “dad”, which only made James extremely happy of course.

After the laundry was hung out, they popped back inside for a spot of tea and muffins before getting ready to head out for the day. Harry put his favorite t-rex shirt on, and the boots Sirius bought him for his last birthday. Sirius also wore his boots, and his T.Rex shirt so they’d sort of match.

They both took their leather jackets and wore their matching “cool guy” sunglasses.

Sirius isn’t allowed to take Harry on his motorcycle without adult supervision (James does not count as adult supervision), so they walked down the street, hand in hand, to the bus stop to head into town.

Harry had a wonderful time on the bus, as he always does. He likes to press his face up against the window and watch the world zoom by. It fascinates him how they can move so fast without feeling the wind in his hair or anything, unlike flying on a broom. He thinks it’s brilliant.

He also had a lovely chat with an older lady on the bus. Harry likes to talk to strangers, which became a bit of an issue a few months ago when he’d just wonder off with them. Luckily none had been of the evil sort and helped him find his family again, but it was certainly a problem. He’s better now though, only talking with strangers when someone he knows is also there.

So when an older lady sat across from them on the bus, Harry got chatting away. She told Sirius he was such a lovely boy, and that he should be a very proud dad. Harry and Sirius both had a bit of a giggle about that, and Harry corrected her by calling Sirius his “bestest friend in the entire world and also my uncle”.

When they finally reached their stop, Sirius had to pick Harry up and carry him away because all he wanted to do was chat with the lady. He was very upset to get off the bus, but Sirius bribed him with a lollipop later, so Harry calmed down.

“What’s this place?” Harry asked as they walked through the double doors of the optometrist.

“It’s where you go to get glasses.”

“Oh…” He furrowed his brow, “Did daddy have to go here?”

“Yep.” Sirius nodded, “He has to come back every so often, too.”

“Why are we here?” Harry asked, skipping along beside Sirius as they walked up to the counter, their hands intertwined.

“Because Moony thinks I need glasses, even though I think he’s wrong. But also… you might need glasses too.”

“Like daddy?”

“Yeah, like daddy.” Sirius smiled, “We have to get a little test done, but don’t worry, it’s not scary, just a bit weird. And I’m gonna be there the whole time.”

“Okay.” Harry shrugged, “Can I get glasses like daddy?”

“You can get whatever glasses you want, if the eye doctors say you need them.”

“Okay!” Harry grinned, jumping on the spot.

When the pair were finally called in for their assessment, Sirius went first to help calm some of Harry’s rising nerves. He sat in the chair and confidently named all the letters the optometrist pointed out to him. Once all his tests were done, and Harry was squirming in his lap, excited and ready to take his own tests, the optometrist delivered some shocking news.

“Yeah, you really need some glasses.”

“Shit.”

“Bad word!” Harry gasped, “You’re not allowed to say that.”

“Bullocks, then.” Sirius corrected, “Bloody Remus, why is he always right?”

Harry was very brave through the bulk of his tests, it was only when the optometrist had to get up close to his eyes did he grab onto Sirius and squeeze his wrist so hard that he has little half moons indented in his skin from Harry’s nails.

Nevertheless, Sirius was proud of him, and he told Harry so much. Together, they wondered through the store, hand in hand, and picked out their glasses.

Harry picked a pair similar to his dads, round, black wire frames that were almost bigger than he was. He loved them though, and thought he looked amazing in them, and Sirius thought he was too adorable to not let Harry get them.

Sirius picked out some semi rimless tortoiseshell glasses that suited his face well, and didn’t draw too much attention whilst still accentuating his eyes. When he asked for Harry’s opinion, Harry just said, “You look really smart!”

Sirius looked back at his own reflection and realised he did look pretty smart, and decided he should buy them because Remus would probably find him really attractive.

Once the glasses were bought and they both stepped out wearing them, they headed down to the store to buy some groceries. Tonight, Harry wanted to help cook dinner with Sirius because they were having a big family tea. Lily and James were coming over, as well as Uncle Wormy, Aunt Mary, and Lele (or, Marlene, who refused to be called an aunt because she did not feel responsible enough for that title. Harry calls her Lele, and is the only one allowed to do so, because when he was smaller he couldn’t pronounce Marlene, or Marls, or Marlie, so he automatically shortened Marlie to Lele).

Harry got to sit in the trolley as they wandered around the store, and he was very helpful when grabbing the food they needed and putting it all in the bottom of the trolley in a very organised manner. All the cold things were on one side, all the not cold things on the other, all the big things at the back, and all the little things at the front. Sirius was very impressed with his organisation.

“What do you think, Bambi?” Sirius asked, stopping by the meats, “Would you prefer roast chicken, or roast lamb for tea?”

“Uhm…” Harry thought, tapping his chin as he inspected the meat isle, “Lamb because it’s bigger and I’m so hungry.”

Sirius giggled and grabbed the lamb, handing it to Harry to organise in the trolly, “Careful, muscle man, it’s heavy.”

“Woah!” Harry wobbled as he took it in two hands, carefully crouching down to put it where he wanted it to go, “It’s okay, I’m getting really strong.”

“Yes you are.” Sirius grinned, beginning to push the trolley again, “You’re almost stronger than I am.”

Harry giggled, very giddy on the compliment. Sirius adores how easy it is to get Harry in a giddy state, he gets so adorably flustered anytime anyone gives him a compliment, Sirius can’t help but compliment him all the time.

Honestly, it’s probably a little selfish of him, but he supposed it’s a good thing anyway, that he wants to dote on Harry all the time. He never grew up understanding what it felt like to be loved, he never had the adults in his life compliment him, or encourage him, or help him when he got things wrong, so he does all these things double for Harry.

It makes him so incredibly happy to know that the little rascal is growing up with such a loving environment around him, and with so many people who care about him so viscerally. So who gives a fuck if it’s selfish, at least Harry gets to feel pure happiness every single day, and gets tucked into bed at night with forehead kisses and story times, and at least he knows what it feels like to be loved.

He can’t help himself when he leans over and scruffs up Harry’s hair, and honestly, darn Remus because now he can see the twinkle of admiration in Harry’s eyes even better. Sirius flicks him on the end of the nose, which makes Harry giggle, and they spin around the corner to continue with their shop.

“We need to remember to get some mint when we go back past the vegetables, so we can make some mint sauce. Do you think you can remember that, smarty pants?”

“I will try my best.” Harry smiles, standing up and facing the front of the trolly to point Sirius in the right directions, because he’s in charge here, that’s the rules, according to Harry. “Can we please get some pudding?”

“I think that’s a great idea.” Sirius smiled, “What are you thinking? Maybe some icecream? Or something warm?”

“Icecream with lots of toppings!” Harry shouted, turning back to look at Sirius, “Can we have strawberries and grapes?”

“Ooh, that sounds super yummy.” Sirius grinned, “And chocolate sauce and sprinkles too?”

Harry giggled, “Yes please.”

“Lead the way, captain!” Sirius bellowed out, and Harry turned to point him in the wrong direction, and they spent the next ten mineuts getting lost in the store.

By the time they got to the register, Sirius realised he’d forgotten the mint.

When Sirius raced back to the front of the store, to find Harry standing there anxiously with fully packed bags and an impatient cashier, he panted out a quick apology, scanned through the mint, and rushed Harry out of the store with their shopping.

“Sorry, Harry.” Sirius grumbled, switching the bags around in his hand to get a comfortable grip on them, “I know you hate being left up there by yourself.”

“She didn’t even want to talk to me!” Harry pouted, carrying a whole bag of shopping by himself. He looked like he was struggling with it, but when Sirius asked if he needed a hand, he promised he was strong enough to carry it himself.

“Well, she must have sucked. Some people are so boring, aren’t they?”

“Yeah.” Harry moped.

“But, if it’s any consolation, I bought you a giant sized lollipop like I promised.”

“Giant?” Harry asked, bewildered as he looked up at Sirius.

“Giant.” Sirius whispered back, like it was a wonderful secret, “It might even be bigger than you.”

Harry laughed so brightly, almost tripping over his own feet he was so distracted by it, “You’re so silly, Paddy.”

“I know, I know, I’m just the silliest.” Sirius laughed along with him, “You can eat it on the bus, if you want. But you won’t be allowed to eat it when your mum and dad come over, or they’ll get me in trouble for letting you have so much sugar.”

“Okay, I’ll keep a secret.” Harry whispered, absolutely delighted by the thought of keeping secrets from his parents.

“Good boy.” Sirius grinned down at him, “Come on, we’re almost at the bus stop.”

On the ride home, Sirius started up a game of I-Spy, which Harry roped a couple of teenagers on their way home from school into playing. They were two girls, each with hair bigger than their backpacks, who giggled whenever Harry said something adorable.

Sirius only stopped giggling with them when one of the girls made a comment about how Harry had a really cute dad too. Which of course, Harry didn’t pick up on and only corrected them the same way he had that old lady earlier today, but Sirius very pointedly didn’t continue any conversation with them out of pure discomfort.

On the short walk back from the bus stop to Sirius’ house, Harry started to struggle even more with his shopping bag. The big day had started to catch up with him, and the little boy started to get tired, tripping over his own feet and going unnaturally quiet. Not only that, but carrying an entire shopping bag whilst also trying to eat a jumbo lollipop seemed to be a very hard task.

“Oh, Harry, would you be able to grab my keys out of my pocket? I’ve got my hands full.”

“Me too!” Harry groaned. He had a tendency to get grumpy when he’s tired.

“Yes, yes, just put that bag down for a second- here, hand it to me, there you go.” Sirius nodded, taking the bag from Harry, “And hand me your lollipop- good boy.”

Harry reached into Sirius’ pocket and pulled out the house keys, finding the right one to stick in the door, “Got them.”

“Great job.” Sirius smiled, handing the lollipop back to Harry, but keeping the bag, “And there’s all your things back, good job. How about some I-Spy?”

“Okay.” Harry shrugged, too distracted to notice that Sirius had kept the shopping bag. It wasn’t very heavy, it just had a loaf of bread, the mint, some crisps, and a punnet of strawberries in it, but that was a lot for such a little boy. Sirius knew he wouldn’t give the bag up willingly, not wanting to look weak in front of his cool Uncle Padfoot, so Sirius has to get smart about these things.

Luckily, Sirius knows his nephew well enough to do these things smoothly.

They played a lazy game of I-Spy the rest of the short walk home, and Harry cheered up a little without the extra weight in his hands. He was pretty happy to be the one who unlocked the door when they got there, and ran inside to greet Libby the lizard.

Libby was a bearded dragon Sirius had purchased on a whim one afternoon about two years ago. He and Harry had been out on a walk and popped into the pet shop so Harry could look at all the puppies and kittens, and when he saw the lizard he thought it was so hilarious and cool that Sirius brought it for him.

When Lily found out, she was furious. James was laughing his arse off, just thankful it wasn’t a cow, because Harry had previously been asking for a pet cow and he knows how easily Sirius bends to Harry’s will, especially when he pulls out the puppy dog eyes.

Lily said Harry could keep the lizard if he wanted, but it had to live at Sirius’ house, so of course Sirius agreed. At age three, Harry had a pet lizard he named Libby because there wasn’t much else he knew how to say, and Sirius took care of it for him.

The pair quickly unpacked all the bags, gave Libby her dinner, and then had a little break after their big day of walking around. Sirius made them both some tea and biscuits, and Harry did some colouring whilst they chatted.

Sirius got started on the dinner preparations whilst Harry continued to do some colouring, still too tired to help out just yet.

In the lounge, they had Led Zeppelin playing on the record player, because they were one of Harry’s favorites. Immigrant Song is Harry’s favorite, he likes to sing along to the “Ah ah aahhhhh ah” part.

Mindlessly, Sirius chopped up the vegetables for roasting, singing and dancing along to the tunes vibrating through the house.

After flipping the record, very carefully, as he had been taught by his uncles, Harry pondered into the kitchen and stepped up on his little helping-out-stool, and layed all the veggies out on the tray and covered them in oil and seasonings.

“Very good job, Harry.” Sirius smiled, taking the lamb out of the packet, “Go wash your hands again and you can help me season the meat, yeah?”

“Okay.” Harry grinned and skipped off to clean up.

Whilst waiting, Sirius turned the oven on to preheat and washed his own hands at the kitchen sink. When Harry returned, they got to smothering the meat in seasonings together and plopping it on the rack over the vegetables.

“Now, whilst that’s cooking we’ll make up the mint sauce, and then that’s all done.” Sirius smiled, “Should we prepare dessert now as well?”

“I think so.” Harry nodded, “Then we can be more fancy, like a restaurant, when everyone gets here.”

“Right you are, Sprout.” Sirius winked at him, grabbing the mint out of the fridge and instructing Harry on how to help.

They pottered around each other, and Harry did a very good job of stirring the sauce as Sirius quickly diced up the strawberries for dessert. And once everything was done, they got started on setting the table.

Remus came home about midway through their process, smiling at the inviting smell of a roast dinner. The full moon was approaching, Remus was even more appreciative of a good lamb roast than ever.

“Hi, love.” Sirius smiled, wandering over to kiss his partner hello.

“Hi.” Remus melted, kissing Sirius’ cheek back, “I see I was right?”

Sirius groaned, “Shut up- don’t Harry and I just look so flash in our new glasses?”

“Oh, look at you!” Remus smiled as Harry started to show off a bit, “Two very handsome men, you are.”

Harry giggled, hugging Remus’ leg, “Thanks, Uncle Moony!”

“Now, go shower and change.” Sirius said, shoving Remus towards their room, “We’ve got dinner to cook and guests to greet. Go, go.”

“Cute apron.” Remus smiled, backing away, “Pinks certainly your colour.”

Sirius flipped him off, one hand subconsciously smoothing over the frilly apron James had jokingly gifted him one Christmas.

Harry dragged Sirius back into the kitchen just in time to pull the roast out of the oven, and it smelt delicious. So delicious in fact, that Harry actually started drooling as he stared at it.

Sirius laughed his arse off, quickly wiping the boys chin before it dribbled down his shirt.

Once they had both calmed down a little, and Harry’s embarrassment had subsided, they got to cutting up the meat and plating. Harry was very helpful in this process, using the little tongs in the shape of dog paws to dish out all the vegetables into serving bowls, as well as transferring the cut off slices onto a platter for easy serving.

Once the table was all set and ready, and Harry was satisfied with how everything looked, he rushed over to put on some good “eating dinner” music as their family started to arrive.

Together they all sat around the dinner table, Harry at the head with Sirius right beside him at his request, and shared a lovely meal together.

James was almost rendered to tears when Harry told him he picked the glasses that looked most like his dads. Sirius had to hold his hand whilst he sobbed over his carrots.

Once the meal was done, Harry begged for another sleep over at his Uncle Pads because they had the best time ever doing big people things tomorrow. Sirius, of course, agreed, and the both of them begged James and Lily for another sleepover. Besides, Sirius had more mundane things to do tomorrow, and Harry always finds a way to make those things fun.

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Anyway, I love Sirius and Harry’s friendship and I also love the marauders just doing normal people things so I thought why not?

This was great because I haven’t been able to write in ages cause some personal shit happened and my mind has been mush ever since and I’ve had all these writing ideas but no motivation or energy to write so this was really really fun. I didn’t put too much energy or effort into it, you know, it’s a pretty basic fic but I still think it’s fun.

Thanks for taking the time to read! I’d really appreciate reblogs and comments, they always make my day <3

[adoobiesworld]

rip marlene mckinnon u wouldve LOVED super ultra graphic modern girl by chappell roan

[basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin]

no bcs when i tell you, i found a sirius and a james today in my book club (as well as a lily who hasn't read atyd yet) and now the three of us think about creating a marauders club at our college

[w-stachu]

My hamster minding his business in the middle of night:

Me reading fanfiction about Harry Potter's dead dad and his gay friends:

[foxalade]

"Normalise naming your kid after something you love"

Okay.

Hello, Harry Potter's dead dad and his gay friends, specifically the gay godfather and his gay werewolf boyfriend, SPECIFICALLY in that one scene "Finally the flesh reveals the madness within" "well you would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you Remus?" and then they hug, AND the scene in which someone calls them an old married couple (they are) AND the scene that's like "Sirius sit down" and Sirius SITS. But also said gay godfathers little evil brother who is SO gay and cunty, and definitely had a fat crush on said Father. BUT ALSO the cool ginger Mum who marries said father and they die to protect their son. AND the mum's cool friends who would have been amazing aunts if they hadn't died. AND ALSO all of the stories that have been written about these gay, dead, cool-ass wizards and witches, in which they are cool and gay, play in the hunger games, Fuck priest, and Live happily ever after. Oh, and I suppose the rat is okay too.

[n0blefl0wer]

Moving in with a new roommate in less than a week. How tf am I supposed to tell this person the reason they might hear crying at 3 am is because of a fanfic with harry potters dead gay dad and his dead gay friends?

[runwiththerain]

an introduction to the marauders

for @gently-decaying-flowers

follow up posts will be made for the valkyries and skittles

james fleamont potter

also known as prongs

important canon information:

dead, died on october 31st 1981 defending his family from voldemort so lily could protect harry

his parents are fleamont 'monty' and euphemia 'effie' and we love both of them

his animagus is a stag

was head boy and a chaser on the gryffindor quidditch team

had a mutually antagonistic relationship with severus snape

fancast information:

original fancast was aaron taylor johnson

second fancast was reiky de valk

my personal fancast is gabriel.stewart

other fancasts include nickisnotgreen and thomas weatherall

common fanon traits:

is known as the sun and a golden retriever character, wears red converse, swiftie, quidditch obsessed, early morning riser who tries to force other people too (doesn't work), loyal, hero complex, hopeless romantic, mischievous and loves pranks, often is desi or latino, would take a bullet for anyone in his life, definitely strutted and is a therapist friend, has a hard time opening up

ships:

jily/sunflower/flowerpott: james and lily evans

jegulus/sunseeker/starchaser: james and regulus black

prongsfoot: james and sirius black

moonchaser: james and remus lupin

sirius orion black

also known as padfoot

important canon information:

godfather to harry and best friends with james

left home at 16 to live with the potters

was wrongly accused for the betrayal of lily and james

served 12 years in azkaban before using his animagus form to escape

his animagus is a black dog

was killed by his cousin bellatrix lestrange

fancast information:

original fancast was ben barnes

second fancast was undecided

my personal fancast is conan gray

other fancasts include louis seriot and eren m güvercin

common fanon traits:

drama queen, massive david bowie fan, rides a motorcycle, experiments with makeup, genderfluid, compulsive and mischievous, gay, owns and wears a leather jacket, he thinks his initials stand for son of a bitch, short king, gets jealous easily, no concept of personal space, mommy issues, daddy issues, family issues, pretty crier, french, likes to paint his nails

ships:

wolfstar: sirius and remus lupin

blackinnon: sirius and marlene mckinnon (widely unaccepted now)

prongsfoot: sirius and james potter

remus john lupin

also known as moony

important canon information:

his nickname of moony came about due to his "furry little problem" (being a werewolf)

in prisoner of azkaban he taught d efense against the dark arts at hogwarts

has a child called teddy with nymphadora tonks

was killed in the battle of hogwarts

fancast information:

original fancast was andrew garfield

second fancast was undecided

my personal fancast is p4perback

other fancasts include paul ahrens and matthew hitt

common fanon traits:

always wears grandpa sweaters, craves academic validation, best friends with lily, grumpy around full moons, loves chocolate, the mastermind behind all the marauders pranks, goes to a study group, is a massive nerd, tall but it took ages for him to grow, self worth issues, raspy voice, swears a goddamn lot, welsh and no one can understand what he says

ships:

wolfstar: remus and sirius black

moonwater: remus and regulus black

moonchaser: remus and james potter

moonrosekiller: remus and barty crouch jr and evan rosier

peter pettigrew

also known as wormtail

important canon information:

traitor to the marauders

was james and lily's secret keeper but ratted them out to voldemort hence resulting in their death

his animagus form is a rat

hid in his rat form in the wealsey family as 'scabbers' until discovered by sirius and remus in the prisoner of azkaban

fancast information:

original fancast was dane dehaan

second fancast was undecided

my personal fancast is lewis capaldi

other fancasts include maxwell acee donovan and jacob batalon

common fanon traits:

friendly and sociable, plant dad, needs validation, great cook/baker, indecisive, cheeky, amazing at chess, not the smartest academically, childhood friends with james and marlene, quick thinker, unintentionally funny, wants nothing more than to fit in, sometimes forgotten, has a really healthy dating history, sometimes has the best pranks and suprises the others

ships:

pebill: peter and sybill trelawney

unknown ship name: peter and james potter (usually a one sided crush)

unknown ship name: peter and remus lupin

partyvan: peter and barty crouch jr and evan rosier (this is mostly made as a joke)

[tyrantisterror]

Besides Gernderf, oomlowt and alys and three of the meddlesome youths, there are harry Potter references on AAAM staff and students?

Again, not really, no, and even those examples don't really fit as references to Harry Potter.

Of the Meddlesome Youths, James Chaucer, Ivan Muromets, and Gretchen Pappenheimer only resemble the core trio of HP on a very surface level. One's a boy with dark hair and glasses who's the protagonist, one's an insecure boy from a poor family, and one's a nerdy girl with bushy hair. But that's literally where the similarities end, and as far as their personalities and roles in the story go, they're quite different - hell, they don't even end up in the same dormitory, each getting split into a different one than the other two.

Oomlowt is a breath of fresh air in the first book as the sole competent teacher we meet in that book, which makes him similar to Remus Lupin, the only competent Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher (and from an education perspective, really the only competent Hogwarts teacher period) in the series, but again, that's it as far as similarities go. Oomlowt's a tiny little dragon man in a fancy suit who teaches about creatures from another dimension, while Lupin is a werewolf who was best friends with the hero's dad and also is kind of a messy allegory for gay people that the author never fully commits to.

Alys and Gernderf are in part satires of education problems that are present - but never once truly addressed - in the Harry Potter books (problems which also exist in many real life education institutions, unfortunately), and there are two characters in the books who are more or less the source of those problems. But, like, again, I don't really think the characters in question resemble each other very much outside of the problems they cause.

Like, I don't think anyone would look at the above character and think, "Oh yeah, that's obviously this book's take on Severus Snape!" And while Alys bullies a student in her class without consequence (at first) like Snape does, even her methodology is different. Snape was a dick to every single student, not just his specific least-favorite ones. Alys, on the other hand, is kind to almost all of her class, which makes her singling out of one student for verbal abuse all the more uncomfortable, as it isolates that student from help and support (why would the others risk getting the same treatment when they're on the teacher's good side, after all)/ Alys's "reason" for bullying her victim, i.e. her prejudice, is something she tries to justify from an educational standpoint - that her victim is a "bad student" who wants special treatment and isn't meeting her standards, rather than someone with a disability that needs accomodations. Snape's "reason" for bullying is this weird sexual obsession he has with the victim's dead mother that also involves hatred for the victim's dead dad, and the author eventually wants us to... like Snape for it, or at least portray him as pitiable for never making that love connection work - because the writer of Harry Potter can't understand the idea of prejudice being based on systems of inequality and has to make it stem from personal grudges instead, I guess.

Gernderf Dermberder probably has the strongest case for "being a reference" - I mean, his last name is specifically a jokey worse-sounding version of "Dumbledore," I can't deny that, and there are a lot of similarities between the two. But a lot of that is because Dumbledore himself is a very by the numbers take on the Wise Wizard Mentor archetype - he's Merlin in all but name - and Dermberder is in turn a critique of that archetype, and the many very poorly written versions of it I've encountered in fantasy media, of which Dumbledore is only one example of. Some aspects of Dermberder's character are specifically focused on the traits of Dumbledore that specifically irk me - namely, the fact that Dumbledore is one of the worst school administrators in all of fiction, and there is stiff competition for that dubious crown. Like, if you were a student who wasn't named Harry Potter, the list of horrible decisions that Dumbledore made that directly made your education at Hogwarts worse would be miles long. Hell, even if your name was Harry Potter, every choice Dumbledore made was all with the design of getting to you willingly choose to die at the hands of Wizard Hitler. He's great at raising child soldiers, I'll give him that, but terrible at making a school work like a school should.

And so is Dermberder, for some of the same reasons, but also some different ones. There's a pettiness and petulance to Dermberder that Dumbledore doesn't have, and Dermberder is a lot less skilled at hiding how careless he is about the safety of his students, all of which is to make it clear that in this narrative, that protagonist-focused approach to mentorship is a flaw, not a laudable trait. At the same time, though, while Dermberder is more awful at a surface level, I've given him slightly more noble goals - he truly wants to make a good school, and wants his students to become good wizards, he just has a very bad philosophy for how to accomplish those things. He's an educator who's trying to do the right thing but, ironically, needs to learn what the right thing is before he can do it, and has a lot of biases he needs to overcome. His relationship with the protagonist ultimately positions Gernderf as the one who needs to learn from his student, which is an inversion of the usual mentor/student dynamic in fantasy fiction, and a very different relationship than the one Dumbledore has with Harry.

So yeah, outside of Dermberder, I really don't think there are any characters who are solid references to ones from Harry Potter, outside of a few surface level traits - and even Dermberder himself is pretty different from his inspiration.

...well, ok, there are some VERY MINOR characters who are references to Harry Potter, but to explain that would be to give away a series-wide gag that I'm hoping people will notice on their own.

[brainwormsoop]

my first ao3 fic has 1000 hits :'))

so many people are reading my silly little thoughts about harry potter's dead gay dad and his dead gay friends this is horrifying and wonderful

[gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

- Pov Scropius and Albus texting -

Scorpius 🦂❤️: Just left the Mannor see you on the train!

Albus 🐍🏳️‍🌈: amazing I can't wait to see you again :)

-

Scorpius🦂❤️: help I'm stuck in the bathroom-

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: what? Did someone lock you in a stall?

Scorpius🦂❤️: No I find myself without a 'menstruation help product '

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: omg I'm on my way

Scorpius 🦂❤️: My hero

-

Albus 🐍🏳️‍🌈: dude where are you? It's not like you to be late to class

Scorpius🦂❤️: I got locked In a closet again

Scorpius🦂❤️: and I can here you snickering form here, a literal closet. Not the methodical closet

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: It's just something about queer kids and closets - what closet?

Scorpius🦂❤️: the one in the hallway coming up from the dungeons

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: be right there

Scorpius🦂❤️ : yes come rescue me

-

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: I'm soooo board

Scorpius🦂❤️: Albus! We are is CLASS pay attention!!

Scorpius🦂❤️: don't give me that look! We can talk AFTER class

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: come on Scorp live a little - besides don't you have this chapter memorized by now?

Scropius🦂❤️: That's not the point!

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: come onnnn chat with meeeee

Scorpius🦂❤️: I'm not giving into your peer pressure Albus.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: pleaseeeee 🥺

Scorpius🦂❤️: Fine! I'll text with you

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: Oh FUCK THE TEWCTEHR-

-

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: Hehehhe

Scorpius🦂❤️: please don't tell me your texting me from detention that you got for texting when your where'nt supposed to.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: yes that's exactly what I'm doing

Scorpius🦂❤️: I can't believe you

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: go on get it out now because I know you want too

Scorpius🦂❤️: I told you so.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: There it is.

Albus 🐍🏳️‍🌈: Fuck, marry, kill me and my siblings

Scorpius🦂❤️: This is a trap.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: come on answer the question

Scorpius🦂❤️: I'm well okay I whould marry you- obviously.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: good choice

Scorpius🦂❤️: You dislike James more so kill him

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: PFFFF

Scorpius🦂❤️: And I guess I'm pulling a Harry Potter and sleeping with my best friends sister

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: LMAFO SCORPIUS

Scropius🦂❤️: WHAT ITS TRUE YOUR LITERAL PROOF

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: SCORPIUS STOP HOLY SHIT OM TRYING NOT TOO LAUGH

Scorpius🦂❤️: Imagine these messages get leaked and Rita Skeeter takes this whole conversation out of context. You know she whould

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: " BREAKING NEWS CHILD OF VOLDEMORT CHEATS ON BLACK SHEEP WITH HIS OWN SISTER "

Scorpius🦂❤️: " LOCAL DEATH EATER SPAWN KILLS ELDEST POTTER - Sleeps with both younger Potters too"

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: stop I'm DEAD -

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: Thank God this detention is over- I'm heading back down now

Scorpius🦂❤️: Yes cuddle time baby!!!! WooooooOOOOO

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: your so gay

Scorpius🦂❤️: you are too

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: * ga. S p *

Scorpius🦂❤️: stop messaging me and start holding me

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: ofc

-

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: here me out Lily: Draco is a dlif

Scorpius🦂❤️: wrong number babe

Scorpius🦂❤️: Also what is a dilf?

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: oh it's um- what you call someone who you see as a father figure but inst your actual father

Scorpius🦂❤️: ohhhh okay

-

James🧹🏐: ALBUS- COME C O L L E C T YOUR BOYFRIEND HE JUST CALLED DAD A DILF

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: Holy shit- I'm omw

-

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: babe I'm sorry

Scorpius🦂❤️: " babe " won't fix this.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: it was a mistake I didn't mean to hurt you

Scorpius🦂❤️: Well you did.

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: please forgive me

Scorpius🦂❤️: MY PEPPER IMPS ALBUS

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: I m s o r r y I was high!

Scorpius🦂❤️: you owe me a trip to Honey Dukes .

Albus🐍🏳️‍🌈: yes ofc

Scropius🦂❤️: I forgive you :)

[mybrainisoveractive]

Ahem ahem I present to you, not in any order, some words/phrases/ideas I associate with these fandoms (including things from fanfics & memes):

Percy Jackson- baby seal eyes

- Percy 'imma just insult the Gods' Jackson

- literally any demigod memes or/and water related memes (tho technically can be used for H2O)

Naruto- Sasugay

- that one drawing of Sasuke sitting with his fingers interlocked and just staring

-the bad timing pause effect on Sasuke (distorted body in an 'S' shape and arms in an inverted 'C' shape) with the caption 'I can see you! ' in a black box with the caption: S A S U K E he can see you'

White Collar - Neal NO!

- Mozzie making ridiculous theories

- crossover with Batman/DCU

Danny Phantom- little ghosty

- little baby man (LBM)

- literally anything green and/or glowy

- vivisection (AO3 tag)

- crossover with DCU/JLA/Batman

Merlin BBC (TV Show) - Arthur 'I must be lucky! ' Merlin 'hell no, that was me'

- clotpole (actually spelled 'clotpoll' outdated slang term for idiot/dolt)

- 'your Royal Pratness'

- Gay but Not Gay aka very very Close Platonic friends

- crossovers with Harry Potter (AO3)

Lout of the Count's Family (LCF) / Trash of the Count's Family (TCF) - Cale 'i want slacker life' , never really actually had the opportunity to Slack, half of which is his own fault

- Cale 'lemme just stab myself with a stick through my heart'

- ✨Misunderstandings✨

- 'cough cough.. oh shit there's blood'

The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (SVSSS) - Shen 'I need to hug the thighs of the protagonist' Yuan

-Bingpup

- 'I can't be OOC!' That is Still OOC anyway

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint - Self-insert Fanfic

- Kim 'im gonna sacrifice myself' Dokja/Kim 'im Yoo Joonghyuk' Dokja

- squid

- dumpling

- Sunfish

- regression

- existential crisis

- space time continuum

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) - death, death and dead

- Gojo aka the one with expensive eyes (and everyone simps for it)

Demon Slayer - Muzan 'he dies, she dies, everyone di- oh shit' Kibutsuji

Attack On Titans (AOT) - Eren 'im gonna kill all titans as revenge! But also..Like you know.. (✨becomes a titan✨)' Yeager

- Levi aka (also) the one everyone simps for (who is also a germophobe)

Case Closed (CC)/Detective Conan (DC) - teen ➡️ child

- teenchild blends in but still comes across murders and help solves it

- Teenchild also goes to teen-pretending-to-be-adult (dead dad)'s heist.

-Teenchild has crush on teen who is taking care of teenchild

- Teenchild is canonically called shinigami

Untitled Goose Game - a normal everyday murderous Goose

- 🪿 🔪

Batman- Furry Combat Brigade

- too many goddamn universes to keep up

- Bat 'i work alone' man/ Bat 'adoption problem' man

- alive ➡️ dead ➡️ alive

- Tim's lost spleen/ Tim Drake's Missing Spleen tag on AO3

Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) - war, war some more war

- Ironman vs captain America thingy

- wrinkled grape with stones

-Some time travel thing

-ironman with stones

Harry Potter - 'you are a wizard, Harry! ' 'you are a hairy wizard! "

- annual murder attempts

- 'did ya put ya name in da goblet of fire?!!?! ' Dumbledore asked calmly

My Hero Academia (MHA)/Boku no Hīrō Akademia (BNHA) - we do not talk about the ships, there are no ships sailing anywhere, not today, not in my mind, especially not the weird ones, please

- weird powers

-how did some students get in class 1-a?

-some people simping for Aizawa (his neck? I think)

- midnight's death 😔

- Aizawa's leg

- Hawk's... Everything(sad boi)

二哈和他的白貓師尊/The Husky and His White Cat Shizun/Erha (2ha)- sad backstory

- similar to SVSSS but sadder (probably cause of the different povs)

- love triangle (I think?)

Alex Rider - child spy

- Bombs✨

-quite a lot of dead people for a teen book

-child assassin

-pickpocket

Special mention(s):

-Hellblazer #247 (John Constantine)

-badly explaining all of omniscient reader in 6 minutes (YouTube vid by ferd) (if you want to know about orv without being spoiled but confused)

- So This is Basically My Hero Academia (YouTube vid by JelloApocalypse)

[adoobiesworld]

james potter.

[billthebifrog]

is this accurate canon information, or did i read it in a fanfiction about harry potters dead dad and his gay friends?

a daily struggle

[lilswrit05]

taylor swift : releases midnights

me : proced to link every song on the album to the harry potter's dead dad and his gay best friends

[silverameco]

Mom wake up i'm famous !!

what for ?

.....having ridiculously specific headcanons about Harry Potter's dead dad and his dead friends and you know that guy who made a fake locket ? yeah that one. also dead. oh and they're all gay and in love.

i loooove the idea of Sirius knowing about jegulus since the beginning, before everyone else, but nobody knows he knows, not even James. but like, come on, the two people he knows the most on this earth ? of course he knew.

as time goes on, he notices people start knowing too, and they keep coming up with excuses to cover for James, and Sirius just finds it so funny so he doesn't tell them he knows

until one day, Remus and Sirius find themselves alone in the dorm (while Pete is in detention or wherever) and Remus is like "hm.. i suppose Prongs is-" and Sirius just casually says "probably fucking my brother. c'mon now Moony cuddle me pls"

[hearttstopper]

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