#harley starter

[loadedcanons]

Chilling at the Doctor's Lounge

open to all

Harley swaggers on stage in the newly opened club, barely clothed even more so than usual. "Howdy folks, thank ya'll for comin' out tonight!" she leans into the mic to the cheers from the crowd. "Gotham has its hero bars and villain bars, but this here's the first anti-hero bar! If you've ever felt a little too rough for the hero bars, or a little too squeamish for the villain bars, then come chill at the Doctor's Lounge! Whoo!" She puts the mic back and flips off the stage into the crowd, ending up next to someone at the bar. "Two of whatever this cutie is having."

[sopordeficiency]

first day of the countdown to 413!!!

i've been drawing all day so i just crammed this one at the end of the day haha. prompts from @413countdown :D

[devouredlamb]

harley was happy to embrace the woods, they liked it out here, they were enjoying the sun and they were enjoying the company for the most part. they reached out, tapping the nearest person, " who is this? " they gestured to dakota's new friend, " he's cute. I mean, for the big, you know, farmer looking kind of bitch. " they narrowed their eyes, " how tall you think he is? taller than me? wait - he may just be built different. short king. "

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Kate Bishop would have SUCH weird relationships with Gotham's rogues.

She hates the Joker. And it's not for the reasons the Joker wants.

Kate is not afraid of him. To be clear, she should be, and many people would like her to stop antagonizing him because if he Joker toxins her they're FUCKED.

Kate hates the Joker because he's bad at being a clown. Kate is insulted on Clint's behalf and the behalf of carnies everywhere.

She doesn't think he's particularly original. He's like if 4chan was a person. He just wants to see the world burn? Great! Kate is Good at Arson so she'll set some of his shit on fire. He wants to set up puzzles so you can almost solve his plot? OK well so does the Riddler and his stuff is way more clever. Also, he can pull off a bowler. She LOVES the Riddler btw.

You have a scary toxin? OK well so does the Scarecrow and he is WAY more terrifying than you. Like, is the Joker just copying the other Rogues of Gotham? She's fucking terrified of the Scarecrow! Which makes sense. She is a bird.

Joker is Batman's nemesis? Well she has a nemesis too and she's classy and deranged. Kate's nemesis makes robot clones of herself and has threatened to put her cigarettes out on Kate's face WHILE wearing a gold mask, okay? Classy. Madam Masque understands how to leverage the awkward sexual tension between hero and villain. The Joker just needs to admit that's what it is and move on from there.

Someone starts talking about Two Face and Kate's like, what are you saying? Disabled people can't be villains? Evil masterminds? That's fucking ableist. Also, he was a lawyer. The cops in Gotham probably don't even hate him for being a villain, it's probably just because he's a lawyer. How do you know the cops aren't framing him??? Answer THAT.

And Ivy? Kate has a massive crush on her obviously. And Ivy thinks Kate is SO bad at being a human she barely counts as one, she can stay around. Kate and Harley are BFFs. Ivy will be At It with the Bats and Harley and Kate are doing girl's night. They convince Babs to go with them. It's great.

Kate has ADHD. You know who she's terrified of? Calendar Man.

[stevebuscemieyes]

Joker: Folie à Deux

October 4, 2024

Dir. Todd Phillips

[thecuratxr]

Like this for 1-3 memes from Harley Quinn

Multis, please specify ur muse thanks ♡

[sweatforged]

@harleymaguire; post invasion

it'd  been  just  a  day  or  two  since  the  invasion,  silas  honestly  couldn't  tell.  he  ...hadn't  left  his  cabin  since.  it  wasn't  like  he  stopped  training,  he  hadn't...  he  just...  it  was  just..  different.  after  he  barely  escaped  death,  reality  came  crashing  down  on  him  &  it  wasn't  like  he  was  afraid  now,  because  he  wasn't.  it  wasn't  fear. 

  he  was  just  reminded  that  this  short  period  of  ..success  he'd  felt  ..  was  ..ephemeral.  he  was  still  the  same  &  that  wouldn't  change,  which  posed  the  entire  problem.  he'd  just  keep  on  failing.  knowing  that,  silas  ...slept  in.  he  slept  through  training  &  breakfast,  forgetting  he  had  a  young  godling  to  meet  this  morning,  although  even  if  he  remembered,  he  assumed  they'd  skip  training  due  to  having  to  recover.  silas  himself  was  black  &  blue  all  over,  that  thor's  child  having  done  quite  a  number  on  him.

  so  when  said  young  godling  stomped  into  his  cabin,  silas  grunted  softly,  surprised  ...honestly,  because  he  hadn't  expected  him  to  be  up  &  running.  meanwhile  silas, comfortable  in  his  bed &  not  very  eager  to  leave  it  anytime  soon,  should've  been.  was  that  depression  hitting  him?  fuck,  it'd  been  a  long..long  time.    "training's  cancelled,  go  home  an'  rest."  short,  to  the  point  &  then  he  rolled  onto  his  other  side  on  the  bed,  his  back  towards  the  other.

[mutantmuses]

Starter Call ! From Harley Quinn ;

[sclfish]

OPEN TO: m/f/nb BASED ON: plot in source

"look-" harley slams his palms flat against the kitchen island of their new home, using the furniture as a barrier between them. "if this has any shot of working, i think we need to set some ground rules first. ...other than the ones they gave us. do you agree?"

[sunnykies]

harley is drinking. again.

she didn't mean for this to happen. well, she didn't start out the night with the intention of getting hammered. unfortunately, there isn't much else to do in gotham. the loss of third spaces, she thinks, idly. the loss of third spaces. jesus, she's a nerd.

she spies roman right at the edge of the club, acting like a man (that is to say, loud and stupid). the alcohol burns the back of her throat. bitchasses run around, think they own gotham, get rid of her third spaces! she tries to smile and reorient herself.

anger, suddenly, replaces her restlessness. he really is loud.

"will you SHUT UP?"

@blckfckinmsk

[patchedstars]

“ who wins, me versus gorilla ? GO. ”

[a-fantastic-time]

Rev up your Harley! (Open RP)

A joyous giggling could be heard through the large abandoned warehouse. The sound of metallic banging could be heard as Harley batted a few thugs across the head and back. Men running and attempting to murder the blonde clown princess. "Sheesh! You go away on vacation at Arkham for a measily six months and you get mobsters running all over your hideout. Oh well~ Momma was planning on doing a little spring cleaning anyway~ Heehee~"

After killing several droves of armed men, she kicked open the hidden doorway that lead to her room. "Oooh~ Who are you?! Never seen your mug around town before. You new here?"

[paralyziingfears]

sc. / @fragmcntdstars.

[  ....  ]                a  wicked  grin  spreads  across  her  face,  and  then  her  tongue  makes  a  swipe  across  her  bottom  lip  as  her  eyes  take  in  the  beautiful  sight  of  the  redhead  before  her.    ❝     i've  never  really  been  into  redheads  but,  you  mama,  are  super  sexy.  i  wish  i  had  legs  that  long.  what's  your  name   ?    ❞

[shcrtsweets]

@chaos--mode liked for a starter!

"some guy said my aura's moonstone just 'cause he was high."

[dstractedvillainy]

[C L O S E D S T A R T E R] {F O R: @drekkavac}

Harley was BORED. That was plain & simple. Was still trying to figure out WHAT she wanted to do now that she was free. Harley had been getting advice from Ivy, BUT Ivy had been trying so hard to help Harley. She felt embarrassed that she still didn't have a direction. Didn't want Ivy to feel bad or like a failure. She had been helping Harley, believe it or not. The POINT being that Harley couldn't go to Ivy with this one. SOOOOOO then what other strong women did Harley know. Selena Kyle? Harley thought of Catwoman, her style, her vibe, the way she did things, WHAT she did. An image of Harley in a Catwoman costume, still with her hair in pigtails, still with clown face on, passed through Harley's imagination.

Nah!

Not really her thing, nor were CATS for that matter. Harley was more of a HYENA girl. Speaking of which, that reminded Harley that she needed to feed BUD & LOU, she'll have to stop by the butcher's on the way home from WHEREVER she was going to go. Alright let's see. Who else? Wasn't there that dame that Ol' Two-face was palling around with? What was her name? Something COMMY. Anya!!!! Yeah! That was it. Anya Barnes. She was, IS, a BADASS bitch. Maybe she'd be Harley's friend, give her some advice & hopefully some direction.

Harley started with the first place that she could think of that she could find this Anya Barnes. The GOOD, the oh so HONORABLE, Harvey Two-Face Dent, District attorney at villainy's place, probably. It's as good of a place to start as any, anyway. Harley heads that way, no spandex suit, no face paint. Just some paint stained, ripped blue jeans, some boots that were mostly tied, a baseball tee shirt with the word SLUGGER on it, & a cut off jean jacket, topped off with her standard pigtails & a pair of steampunk styled wielder's goggles. Knowing where the place that Harvey called HOME, been there before when she was with the THAT creep, & the "Clown Prince of the Hackneyed".

Harley Quinn, knocked on the door where she HOPED that Anya resided.

[joyfulmagic]

Open Starter — Muse: Harley Quinn — Verse: TBD

“It’s just green tea. I don’t do that psychedelic shit, ‘Kay?” Harley informed her companion, feeling their condescending gaze on her and not looking up from her book.

“Now. Now the book? The book you might want to worry about. It’s about magic,” Harley emphasized the last word, making spooky noises after. She lifted the book after mocking her companion, showing them it was just a simple fiction book.