Happy Birthday, Alhaitham!
"Ah, look! Is Alhaitham taking a nap?"
"Shh... You're too loud, Paimon."
"Th—That's not true... Paimon was definitely whispering..."
"So, what do we do now? Someone opened the door for us, but who's going to wake him up..."
"Paimon heard it was his birthday today and wanted to stop by and say 'hello.' Why don't we leave him a note?"
"Paimon... Paimon isn't going to be the one to call him! If Paimon wakes him up, he's going to start asking lots of impossible questions!"
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First things first, THIS BITCH IS STILL ALIVE AT 21, DOCTORS HATE THEM, CLICK HERE TO LEARN THEIR SECRET (Not click bait)
So, I'm 21 now, which is very fun...
SECOND, I think Tumblr ate an ask about my headcanons for what cologne the harbingers use... Crying...
Third, I like to think that if you go into Readers' character menu and listen to the voice lines, it's like the traveler and Paimon. Paimon isn't there, but she's speaking. Like, saying things and then Dottore's voice out of nowhere. I think it'd be cute...
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OMG CANON... I LUV THIS...
About a Certain Someone's Weakness:
"So I hear you're looking to get an edge over Dottore. Hmph, well normally I wouldn't be so kind, but I would be willing to impart some information for a price, if-"
"Why, that sounds like valuable information. Would you care to share it with me too, dear?"
"... Oh... um... well, I think it's time for me to-"
"Oh no, continue your conversation. Surely my presence doesn't matter, yes?"
"I didn't mean it, I promise!"
About Pantalone:
"Well, he's a pretty nice- hey, what's with that look, Dottore?"
"... I would prefer if you did not speak of him with such enthusiasm on your tongue."
"Huh? Wait... could it be, the wise Il Dottore, the second Fatui Harbinger, is jealous because of- hey, what are you doing...? Wait, I'll apologize!"
The Painstaking Process of a Break:
"Dottore, you've been at your desk far too long. Won't you take a break? I'll make it quick."
"Busy."
"... I'd even prefer for you to do one of your experiments. At least you'd be up and about. But my point still stands. I'll set a timer for exactly five minutes, five minutes of drinking something warm, and a rest on my shoulder."
"..."
"Please, Zandik? For me? At least let me recharge too."
"In ten minutes."
"Well, I'll hold you to that, beloved."
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18+| tw!bullying , coercion?, implied dubcon, college au
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Bakugo Katsuki is a bully. Your bully to be specific.
From the very beginning, he noticed you— all timid and meek. You stuck out like a sore thumb in the brashness of Yuuei. Most non-heroes jumped at the chance to interact with the graduating class “A” student but you always seemed to jump in the opposite direction.
He liked that. Making you nervous. Something about those cute watery eyes behind those glasses that made him want to do mean things you. Nothing too crazy, he is a hero after all.
“oi, transfer”.
Your back stiffened, hands clutching your book close to your chest. There weren’t too many people that’d be in the university library this late on a Friday night, but there also weren’t many people that took their coursework as serious as you and Katsuki Bakugo.
“hah ? ignoring me now ? i thought we were friends, kouhai?”
His hands were on you now. Big, powerful, hands. Registered weapons were casually resting on shoulders while he slotted his body behind you.
You could feel the condescension in his tone. In his grasp. It wouldn’t do well to upset him. Not when he was in one of his calmer moods.
“n-no bakugo-senpai, i was just distracted with this” you say, pulling the book into view.
Katsuki hummed, he expected as much. You were such a little nerd. Always with your head buried in a book. He knew exactly where to find you when he wanted to play.
He took the book from your hands, lazily thumbing through the pages while his chin rested on your head.
“y’know this theory is pretty tough. probably even harder for a quirkless to understand. I’ll help you when i get some free time”.
That was upsetting. You snatched the book to your chest and pulled away.
“I understand just fine. Thank you”.
You attempted to walk away but he spun you back towards your chest. He brought his hands to your cheeks, pressing your lips into a pout. His slowly palms heated against your face making your eyes widen.
“what a rude little kouhai…what’s with the attitude? m’just offering to help. is this how you treat your senpai, no your friend on his birthday?”
He didn’t actually want an answer. You could by the way his grip tightened. The smell of molten sugar singed your nostril as his palms grew hotter. He could sense your discomfort but he didn’t care when his dick was so hard.
“c’mon, kouhai. how bout we take this back to my place. m’pretty sure you don’t want to give me my gift in the middle of the library, right quirkless ?”
Silent tears flowed down your cheeks. It always ended like this. There was no point in fighting it. But, did you really want to ?
You shook your head as best you could and rose to your tip toes making the blonde smirk. He knew what you wanted and he wasted no time smashing your lips together.
Katsuki may be a bully. But he’s your bully.
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