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fatuismooches · 7 months ago

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First things first, THIS BITCH IS STILL ALIVE AT 21, DOCTORS HATE THEM, CLICK HERE TO LEARN THEIR SECRET (Not click bait)

So, I'm 21 now, which is very fun...

SECOND, I think Tumblr ate an ask about my headcanons for what cologne the harbingers use... Crying...

Third, I like to think that if you go into Readers' character menu and listen to the voice lines, it's like the traveler and Paimon. Paimon isn't there, but she's speaking. Like, saying things and then Dottore's voice out of nowhere. I think it'd be cute...

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OMG CANON... I LUV THIS...

About a Certain Someone's Weakness:

"So I hear you're looking to get an edge over Dottore. Hmph, well normally I wouldn't be so kind, but I would be willing to impart some information for a price, if-"

"Why, that sounds like valuable information. Would you care to share it with me too, dear?"

"... Oh... um... well, I think it's time for me to-"

"Oh no, continue your conversation. Surely my presence doesn't matter, yes?"

"I didn't mean it, I promise!"

About Pantalone:

"Well, he's a pretty nice- hey, what's with that look, Dottore?"

"... I would prefer if you did not speak of him with such enthusiasm on your tongue."

"Huh? Wait... could it be, the wise Il Dottore, the second Fatui Harbinger, is jealous because of- hey, what are you doing...? Wait, I'll apologize!"

The Painstaking Process of a Break:

"Dottore, you've been at your desk far too long. Won't you take a break? I'll make it quick."

"Busy."

"... I'd even prefer for you to do one of your experiments. At least you'd be up and about. But my point still stands. I'll set a timer for exactly five minutes, five minutes of drinking something warm, and a rest on my shoulder."

"..."

"Please, Zandik? For me? At least let me recharge too."

"In ten minutes."

"Well, I'll hold you to that, beloved."

#smooches talks #🦚 anon #dottore love notes <3 #playable reader <3 #ALSO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 🦚 ANON!!!#CONGRATS ON BEING 21!!! ❤️🫶#this is actually so real for me btw #I COMPLETELY FORGOR THAT THEY DO THAT!!!

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minionsuncle · 10 months ago

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Blarmy!

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ohitslen · 8 months ago

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Average university experience

#based on real life events #don't do this btw it has horrible long lasting consequences.#finals may be killing you but keep that routine up and they /might actually/ end you #last year I had the idea of a uni au which stayed as various notes. drawings and a few drafts #well I have finally started to work on it recently to flesh it out better #I'm planning to stick to the plan of it being a fun thingy to have. mostly just to put them in Uni Situations yk yk #it's the ultimate projection au for a myriad of reasons. putting vash in my major and ww in one of my most dreaded classes but actually mak #him enjoy it will be therapeutic to me in soooo many ways. loved the class. fuck the teacher tho. ww won't go through the same #however he will be cursed with Knives so wtv #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #Trigun Uni! AU

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crafting-mojo · 1 year ago

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The Factory!

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boobilby · 1 month ago

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Some drawings based on bdubs’ base

#btw if anyone has good tips on getting better at environments please tell me about them #literally like a week ago I went to the park and just started drawing things for the first time #and like and I’m already thinking it helped #it made me happy being there and I got to actually draw real people and things #fanart #bdouble100 fanart #bdoubleo fanart #bdouble0 #hermitcraft bdubs #bdubs fanart #bdubbleo100 #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #so many tags for one guy lol #it’s so funny tagging different hermits and some only have like one popular tag and then there’s Bdubs #hc10 #hc s10 #Hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 10 #also please tell me which of the drawings you like the best and what you think could be improved #my least favourite is definitely the middle one but I can’t choose a favourite out of the others #mcytumblr #mcytblr #mcyt fanart #mcyt #bilby art tag #minecraft #artists on tumblr

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vaguely-concerned · 1 year ago

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sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed)#there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone?#yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't)#the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution)#and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is)#it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

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thekittyokat · 10 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again #the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys #saw #well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand #know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows #your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn #thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down #something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness #the transformation of a man into a monster #and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption #sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this #do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore #it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating #fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn #i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him #until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else #well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God #where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium #anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus #maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man #i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed #if only he hadn't been weaponized first #god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already #but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there #rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts #ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly #cat chat

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formulaonedirection · 2 years ago

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lock up your dads he's on the loose

#lando norris #SORRY! If I had KNOWN you guys were gonna reblog that! Anyway. I'm a stupid girl so here's actual real proper gifs #that no one will rb now but it's okay it's for ME.#nadia's things #hello christ i'm bout to sin again #this video is via the cardinals instagram btw. source

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dreamerdrop · 2 months ago

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Kai Winn is wrapped in so many terribly layered flaws and shortcomings, and they all make sense, because even at her worst you can still see the core of her: a frightened and powerless woman who begged the prophets to grant her guidance and strength through suffering, and who was ignored and looked over at every turn, pushing her to seek power of her own volition, clinging to whatever she can to make her feel strong and in control.

#star trek #star trek ds9 #winn adami #kai winn #.her actor is incredible btw bc she sells the cruelty and the moments of genuine vulnerability with complete sincerity.#.i don't know if i actually hate winn or not. i would if she were REAL but that's a pathetic metric to measure by.#.she grates on me because of how nuanced and real she feels.#.i am grateful her character exists and that she is played so skillfully and allowed to be a complex person.#.i think i end up feeling sorry for her more than anything. which i think she would hate more than being hated actually.#.i have a backlog of winn fic i need to read hhhhhh. she's such a fascinating character i need to dig into her psyche more.

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madaqueue · 1 month ago

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OH that self ship poll had me wondering …

#oh this doesn’t include selfship writings or things btw #for me i’m around 1???? usually????#maybe leaning 2????#like i tend to write more playful/sassy/dom readers bc that’s how i am in real life #but i also have plenty of readers that aren’t!!!!#like one of my fav pieces ive written is ‘carve me up and eat me’ and that reader is VERY different from me #but a lot of my writing inspo comes from situations i think of where it’s usually me in them #since that’s what i’m naturally thinking abt anyways #and then i just . write it and tweak the story from there #but i am so curious if that is the norm :33 #actually rereading this i might be a 2 leaning 3 hahahahaha #q polls

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raiiny-bay · 1 year ago

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summer '93

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #AUverse #kelly #dhestyn #something came over me when i made these man #i don't know #AUverse is the new tag for all of my miniAUs btw. so it encompasses multiple AUs #this one is what i'm currently calling the 90sAU (ideally it will have a real name eventually. it just. doesn't yet)#uh i have a confession which is that i haven't actually written anything for this particular AU yet #like. not even bullet points or anything #but i am completely obsessed with it #something about the boys traveling around in their lil van is just so fun to me #i love the idea of kel just being some punk ass kid who ran away from home #& dhes sees him on the side of the road one day & is like. oh. yea. that one's cute. sure. i'll pick him up.#& they literally just travel the states together #like originally dhes was only gonna drive him to this one concert in a nearby city but #since they had a few days to spare dhes convinced kel to let him take him on a small detour & go sight seeing #& they ended up having a lot of fun!!!#i haven't decided for sure yet but i think they're like... 19 or 20 in this AU #i'll figure out the details once i actually start writing it though

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hildegardladyofbones · 8 months ago

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One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.