#hairy problems

[orangeno]

FUTURE NEP just because I can

[gayteddy]

goku wearing this snorlax outfit teehee

[hairy-tommy]

I hate my small penis.

I'm 23 and have been struggling since I hit puberty, about 10 years ago. It's short and thin: 14 cm x 10.5 cm. It might seem normal, but it's not. If it were the same length but a bit thicker, I think I could accept it more. But in its current state, I just can't, and it makes me miserable.

Also, I fall under the asexual spectrum, and I think I’m probably demisexual. That said, I don’t think I could have sexual partners now or in the future either.

I can't have a satisfying sex life: I can't maintain long-lasting erections, and the few times I ejaculate, I don't shoot with the same force most men do. I can't have orgasms, and honestly, I could go on.

Often, I can't even look at myself in the mirror, I can't touch my penis, not even to pee or wash myself. I try not to look at it, and I get annoyed by the involuntary erections.

I had a boyfriend for two years, but I couldn't enjoy oral sex, and I couldn't be a good bottom like all the other guys with small penises. I dated a guy for two months, and he never touched my penis. He liked bigger ones.

Because yeah, that's just how it is. People like big dicks: they're more attractive, more satisfying to suck, and to take in the ass. Small ones might be fun once or twice, but then people feel the need for something bigger.

Plus, I'm not into humiliation. I can't get off on feeling humiliated, unlike most (if not all) other guys with small penises. I'm thinking of trying penis extenders, like the Phallosan Forte, get over this huge problem. I hope I can find a job; it'd be the first thing I'd buy.

I cry every day at this point, I can't take it anymore.

[sebastianmichaelisslander]

Go ahead, tell me who the fuck y’all think this guy is 😂 👀

[zombiesama]

Henry Fire Emblem is like the last character I'd headcanon to be hairy and fat (idk, being a skinny hairless twink suits him in my mind) but since I'll be cosplaying him he's a cub now

[kn-1013]

i know i've been on my anti-modern AU propaganda lately and it's just because i've been delving deeper into the sally face ao3 tags and i just keep finding them over and over. it's frustrating because there are a lot of really interesting concepts out there that would fit really well and make for a genuinely really interesting story in the 90s, but they get thrown off because the author doesn't know enough about the 90s to write for that time period, so they make it into a modern au instead. there's nothing inherently wrong with that, and i think there's room for modern aus to be done well here, i even have my own half-serious modern au, but i do think you often lose part of what makes sally face special when you turn the story into any other kind of contemporary love story/horror story/etc where all the characters just have ~iphones~ and use ~snapchat~ and all these things.

like, the 90s was not some kind of alien planet, and a vast number of the problems that you're solving with smartphones can be worked around very easily with just a bit of research or thought. long distance walkie-talkies, pagers, and PDAs were all (though sometimes expensive) perfectly capable contemporary technologies for talking to people when you are not physically with them. in fact, a lot of the abbreviations and slang we use over text right now was developed by young people in the 90s using pagers to talk to their friends. PDAs were a bit more out there in the 90s than they were in the aughts, but it's still completely plausible for henry in particular to have one, considering he already owns a home computer, which was not at all ubiquitous in the 90s. considering the apparent financial limitations that he and sal live under (it's never stated explicitly, but i mean, they live at addison's, they can't be in a great financial situation) and how insanely expensive computers were back then, it's more than likely that henry's job requires a home computer of some sort, meaning that a PDA would probably be incredibly useful to him if he were away from it, because there's no way in hell he's getting himself a luggable or another kind of early laptop to bring with him, that would've been too expensive.

and that's ignoring the fact that so many situations where two characters are apart form each other but need to communicate could just be fixed by rewriting the plot so that they can meet in person. i know that's not what people wanna hear because rewriting sucks, but you can find a lot of reasons for characters to meet each other randomly or to have reasons to meet up later if you give it a bit of problem-solving. part of what makes the pre-smartphone era interesting to write for and so optimized for horror, and probably a big reason that gabry chose this time period for the story in the first place, is the level of disconnection between each character in the story BECAUSE they don't have things like smartphones. having to work around this technological limitation is part of the fun, because you get a very enjoyable push and pull of closeness vs. disconnection between each character.

this is great for alienating ash, the only one who doesn't live in the apartments (except for neil), and causing her internal conflict about her relationships with the rest of her friends, especially as the story progresses and they start discovering more shit about the cult, and her instincts are to call the cops because she's a lot more normal than her friends are. or, it's good for alienating travis, who also doesn't live there and is far more isolated than everyone else (more on that next), or for creating an unhealthy and codependent relationship between sal and larry, who, with the walkies, are the only two in the friend group who DO have semi-instant access to each other all the time--all of which are plot points i put into my writing.

and if that's not enough, think about the implications for travis's character in particular. his father is a preacher, and a huge talking point of christian extremists in the 90s was that things like television were evil and demonic in some way. they campaigned against these things heavily. with the kind of person that we know kenneth phelps to be and the way many technologies we take for granted today, including TVs, were still being adopted by older generations, it's not out of the question at all that travis doesn't own something like a TV or a VCR, putting him even more out of the loop with what other people his age are doing than he already would be, having approximately 0 friends. he doesn't know what DND is, and he doesn't know how to look it up because he's not familiar with computers or the internet, he just knows his dad thinks it's demonic, so he steers clear of it.

the intention of cult leaders like kenneth is to keep their victims as isolated as possible, and not owning a TV, VCR, home computer, etc, is a great way to keep travis and his sisters isolated and disconnected from their peers, and therefore more connected to the cult, and it's a lot easier to justify not owning these things in the 90s, where the story already takes place, than it is if you're writing a modern au. a modern au for this situation would require all kinds of technological workarounds to make sure that travis owned a phone but couldn't do anything his father didn't want him doing on it. he's the kind of father who would go through and monitor his kid's texts, he wouldn't just let travis have snapchat or whatever, but i digress.

i know i'm just doing my petty bitching and people can do whatever they want however they want to, but i really do feel like there's a huge piece of the story that is lost in turning the sally face story as it is into some kind of modern au, and it's pretty unfortunate to me that people seem to think that the 90s was such a primitive alien world of incomprehensible technology that they don't want to write for that time period at all. it's really not as terrifying as it seems, genuinely. a surface level understanding of the era's technologies would be straightforward enough for anyone who wasn't there to write something perfectly coherent, if lacking in specific cultural/technological details that nobody but me cares about because i have autism.

if you're a sally face fan reading this and you struggle with writing for the american 90s because you weren't there, go look up pagers (also called beepers) and PDAs (which are basically early pocket computers) and how they work. ask older family members if or how they used them. go look at the different kinds of home computers of the era from companies like packard-bell and IBM. learn what a pentium III is/was, or what it means to be X86 compatible. look at the history of the CD-ROM, and how when it was invented, it could contain so much data that consumers had absolutely no idea what to do with them until people started putting video games on them. go watch cathode ray dude, LGR or techmoan on youtube.

go learn things about this era, it's good for you and you will have a lot of fun, even if you're not like me, i promise, and your fanfiction will be better for it. please learn about this era. take my hand. we can go to beautiful places together.

[pick-a-funny-name]

My hair is so fucking indecisive

Like its straight, yeah, also wavy

and curly! Yayyyyy

(and all at the same time, mind you)

I get it that my dad has super straight hair and my mom has curly hair

But like pick a struggle man😭

I can't deal with three hair textures all at once

[hellkitepriest]

worlds most sensitive white boy……

[brothersonahotelbed]

the craziest thing just happened to me. i was trying on different outfits in my room but i kept only seeing myself as a girl wearing guy's clothes. so i dug out my skirt and a tank top and was kinda feelin my oats, took a few pictures. i looked back on the pictures and i. looked like a guy in girl's clothes. am i winning ???????

[bredforloyalty]

today on just remembered: we used to be obsessed with glitter tattoos

[turgidmuff]

the dr strangelove fandokm understands body hair very well and you are one of the crucial pillars upon which this fact rests thank you <33333333

give it up for lead in the water everyone!!!!!! lets get a round of applause for lead in the water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u so much tho!! :") body hair is like my fav thing to draw ever im glad other ppl appreciate it 🙏

[moldyycheese]

Finally got to making a new reference for Vincent + one for Cid

If you have any questions about their designs, I'd be happy to answer

(More below cut, be warned for heavy scarring + unhealthy body)

[bbbigbush]

bush and boobs :O

[sakkemix]

I am tiny but my soul is big.

Also fun random fact about roegadyn Arctic: he's able to channel an aura of healing energy through his belly. The closer you are, the stronger the effect. Touching it yields the best results. Getting a purr out of him doubles the healing potency.

Ko-fi ☕ |  Gumroad

[sometimesraven]

average pose reference search experience

bonus:

[chemicalarospec]

look as someone with medium sized soft breasts it really bothers me when people portray bras as Evil Tools of Oppression that you will chose to frequently forgo once you're (a) Liberated (Woman). I wear a bra every day not because like. men tell me to. or like. i don't want my unfairly sexualized nips to show.

I wear a bra every day because it gives me support. Because otherwise I can't jump without it hurting -- any movement that makes my breasts swing makes the skin stretch, which can be a little painful. I wear a bra (or binder) every day because it makes clothes fit comfortably and I like the way it makes my body look. Going without a bra is not comfortable for me -- for one reason, I don't like wearing pajamas all day long and not wearing a bra puts me in that mentality, but in the same way I enjoy dressing up, I enjoy wearing a bra. (Edit: originally I forgot but they also stop me from feeling my sweaty skin stick together! big win!) But even regardless, my bra is a bag for my two hanging sacks of fat on my chest; it's convenient.

(PS: If your bra hurts, it's too small. Wear it looser or get a bigger one!)

Edit: I have more context for this post in the reblogs but I definitely let it overemphasize my personal feelings when the point I didn't realize I was trying to make was "bras are objects that serve a purpose besides a oppression; it is entirely reason for even a Liberated Feminist to chose to wear a bra". Also I was trying on my binder a different way and realized it's actually not too uncomfortable to not wear a bra with some shirts (may also depend on where in cycle) (I don't think wearing any short of shrug/sweater over would be comfortable though. I don't really like the way it looks but I may pick up lounging like this. #charactergrowth