#gym leader crasher wake

[parasolladyansy]

DxP REWRITE - Fen Badge

It was nice to put in a reference to Ikrit’s job with Professor Cozmo in here, just as nice as it was to imagine why the approximate modern-day location for the Diamond Clan was on a cliff when it used to be about level with Lake Valor, & not to mention giving Emmet a train to get excited over! ^7^

Meanwhile, Crasher Wake is actually pretty strategic - in-game, he does have a rain team (mostly just as a Water specialist, rain giving Water a boost), but he uses Rain Dance with his Water/Ground Quagsire after Gyarados. However, if you happen to ALSO be a rain user like Ansy, you can get the jump on him if you turn it on turn 1, & just so happened to pick up the Thunder TM in Veilstone City. ⛈️

That’s it for the “Gym Montage” for now lol - back to the main plot next comic!

🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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[grey822aaa]

10/9

Too much water

[thena0315]

Saying Goodbye to Diamond & Pearl in Zoroark: Master of Illusions

[green-nerd-showdown]

Btw! Here is all of them, if you just want to judge on vibes alone

[leaf-eyasu]

What are you going to vote?

[inbarfink]

[daikhenkhi]

Sinnoh League Headcanons Part 1

Roark:

• He’s a mining engineer, he designed the layout of the Oreburgh Mine and the interior of his gym.

• Massive workaholic, often forgets to eat and his sleep schedule is nonexistent. This is can be attributed to his need to prove himself as a gym leader and head of Oreburgh mine.

• Second youngest member of the league after Aaron

• Huge paleontology nerd. Everyone in the league bullies him for being a nerd.

• Nothing he ever does seems to able to earn him his father’s approval

• Can’t tell a lie to save his life

• Highly respected by the Oreburgh mine workers for his diligence and commitment to their safety

Gardenia:

• The mom-friend, constantly nags Roark to drink 8 glasses of water a day and get 7 hours of sleep at night.

• Cannot hold her liquor, one sip and she’s out like a light

• She smol. This girl is 5’2.

• Doesn’t get angry easily, but when she does, she snaps

• Tends to the Florama Town gardens in her spare time

Fantina:

• Certified hoe. She has a body count in the triple digits.

• Obscenely high alcohol tolerance. Can drink anyone in the league under the table

• Has an ego the size of Mount Coronet

• She has a bitter rivalry with Johanna (the player character’s mother) in the Pokémon contest scene.

• Absolutely hates being called “ma’am”.

Crasher Wake:

• He’s the same height and weight (6’5, 450 lbs) as his inspiration, Big Van Vader

• Big hit among kids in Sinnoh, his action figures fly off the shelves

• Pastoria City’s Safari Zone is funded by his prize earnings

• The Masked Royal considers Wake to be his rival, however, this is entirely one sided

[ciciciron]

Random Gen 4 Character Hcs cuz I'm Too Sick to Write Anything Good

Ya boy's got strep, gonna do every Gym Leader and the E4, some characters will have more cuz I'm autism but I'll write something for everyone

Roark;

He's the second youngest Gym Leader, like, 18 - 22 at most

That doesn't mean he's inexperienced, no, it's honestly based upon the timeline of whatever I'm writing but I think he's been a Gym Leader for a good few years

I get the vibe that he's just like really nice, like just a good, reliable dude who needs a break and is fortunately likable enough to escape his father's shadow

Gardenia;

She's afraid of like everything, beyond just ghosts, my girl is a coward

She's pretty close with every other Gym Leader because of this, got em all on speed dial to come get the Spinarak out of her house and all that

Such a cringe fail lesbian

Honestly I see her as such a Kobeni (csm) type character, she knows what you are

Maylene;

Girl is 9 get her out of here

My reasoning for that age is because in pokespe it's mentioned that she's younger than Platinum, who is like 12

She's not weak but like someone help this poor girl she don't know what's going on

Crasher Wake;

Bros like, really good with kids, great at entertaining them, they just think he's cool af

He's not very helpful but he definitely tries, like if you cried he would recommend petting Quagsire, which would probably help tbh

He just gives the vibe like he's the type of guy you'd call uncle your whole life only to learn later on he's just a friend of your dads and not at all related to you

Fantina;

She isn't actually French- I know, who would willingly act French? She would, her real name is Heather because I came up with all of this when I was going through my musical theatre phase

She's Jupiter's older sister, naturally they don't talk much anymore

She isn't very lucky when it comes to love, swears after the end of every bad relationship that she's going to give up and become a nun, she is not religious nor does she ever stick to her word

Byron;

Sometimes he just forgets he's a dad, not like- forgets who Roark is, just that if he got called to come bail him out of jail he'd be confused why he was the one getting the call

Himbo energy, not a thought behind those eyes

Wildly irresponsible but on accident

Candice;

Girl's an influencer, she's the only one of them who knows how to properly work Tiktok, she will send you Tiktoks that remind her of you and you WILL receive those links through Instagram DMs because she forgot to save your phone number or just doesn't have it

Adding onto that- she will post fit checks regardless of what is happening in the background, she doesn't care that that man is drowning, this ain't about him

She is really good at remembering things about her coworkers though, she's in charge of every birthday party, if you forget your birthday don't worry she remembered and she is in your house don't ask how she got in

Volkner;

I don't care if he's canonically just some skinny twink he's big to ME. Like- 6'4", at least 200 pounds, guy is just huge and bulky and built like a brick wall, tons of practical strength because,,,

This is more about his Luxray but his name is Oscar and he's massive, think an Alpha Luxray in Legends Arceus, that cat is huge, Volkner is only even slightly strong just to be able to lift him off of his bed at night when he's trying to sleep

Wildly irresponsible but on purpose, he thinks it's funny to endanger himself, no he won't seek help he doesn't believe in therapy because he wasn't properly helped when he was younger

He does care about Sunyshore though, spent a week fixing that black out that stopped you from visiting the city at first in DPPT, he claims it's Team Galactic's fault but like no one believes him

Sorry to give Volkner 5 I mean what to expect from the guy who named himself Volkner but he's related to like every Electric Type Gym Leader and also whoever I see fit. It's a very large family. He makes frequent trips to Unova to visit his only respected similarly aged cousin Elesa so they can trash talk their not respected similarly aged cousin Colress (Long story). Also yes I do believe Palmer is his dad and Barry is his younger brother and I'm deciding today that they all have a good relationship. (Also I want to elaborate on this all so much like smh I didn't even bring up the Shinx based ceremony but that's gonna have to be a different post)

I don't have biases what are you talking about anyways E4 time.

Aaron;

He may or may not be distantly related to this fellow green hair and prong having man named Ghetsis but that's more lore to unpack on my end and I don't want to explain my real life friendships that make Ghetsis relevant here.

He can't be in the same room with Gardenia for too long because she gets freaked out just knowing Vespiquen is there, they have to be cycled out intermittently at every League meeting

He's been in the E4 the 3rd longest despite the fact he's only slightly older than Flint and Lucian, everyone who doubts Bug Types is amazed

Bertha;

She's been here before Cynthia was Champion and was actually the Champion before the guy who came before Cynthia, there's no getting rid of her

The hair makes it obvious but she's related to Agatha of the Kanto Elite Four, sometimes they meet for tea and to trash talk every challenger they've faced as well as their coworkers

She's excellent at comforting people without even realizing what she said half the time, you'll thank her for the advice and she'll accept that without knowing what she told you to do, she was completely out of it

Flint;

He was the Oreburgh Gym Leader before Roark, however many years before depends on the timeline, but he was second choice to join after Volkner declined for reasons I don't actually have outside of my main au

He acts exactly like one of those straight boys pretending to be gay to make fun of gay people expect it isn't acting and everyone can tell aside from him (i.e. jokingly being incredibly affectionate with Volkner)

He's probably the most reliable friend one could have and is like always ready to throw hands, he has too much energy and just wants to punch someone in the face, please ask him to punch someone in the face he will happily do it he's begging you

Lucian;

Guys a fucking ass, like, he's just very rude. That's not because I hate him he just seems kind of stuck up. (I'm mad that he tells me about how much he reads whenever I talk to him in Pokemas because I can't read large paragraphs without my vision blurring and it feels like he's bragging, and also a specific decision I made for my general lore)

He's genuinely psychic, like, telekinesis style, it comes in handy at sorting books and throwing things at people because that guy ain't got an arm on him to save his life

I think that psychic power could be totally nullified by putting a hat on him. Battle tactic.

Cynthia;

Her father was Champion before her, she's a nepobaby, she would get upset if you called her that though because she worked real hard for her position and is tired of people devaluing her

Her slug is named Sharon and she hates men, specifically blonde ones. If you are near that Gastrodon as a blonde man you are about to be hydropumped. You can't out run Sharon don't even think about it just accept your fate.

Meanwhile her Garchomp is named Joan and she's just a large scaley puppy.

She definitely needs glasses but she's very stubborn

She also can't drive. Don't let her do it. She is going to hit another mythical Pokemon.

Cynthia is also incredibly shocked whenever she learns someone doesn't care about history as much as her. She's just like- in awe, she forgot people could have other interests and it's throwing her for a loop, she'll just kind of stand there with her mouth agape until you speak again and even then she'll never look at you the same again

Okay that's...everyone for today, I would do Team Galactic but at that point I'd feel like I have to write something for every single character in the game and I'm neglecting my homework too hard for that.

[pokemas-conversation-repository]

[lorekeeper-backset]

That's a new one.

As do I.

Oop. Looks like we've got some villain in-fighting.

Yeah!

Bold words.

Oh right Penny's also here.

[firecodex]

Transcript

Lana: You've got an athletic build—and a suit perfect for swimming…

Lana: Please help me with my trials, Wake!

Marlon: Hm? Are you recruiting again, Lana?

Crasher Wake: I'm not sure what's going on, but if you're talking about battling, then count on me!

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