#gw2 year 12

[ohpollenpowder]

lmao I was dragging my feet on doing this. Spent hours on Wuthering Waves... Then spent hours in Guild Wars 2... I just...kinda dreaded going back into Photoshop. Hilariously, Cala's post is very purple. Just like her!

378 hours and 42 minutes for her twelfth birthday. I was tempted to finally change her armor up but couldn't find anything that I liked that screamed Cala. So she stays the same for a little while longer. The song choice though... I will say that I've always thought of Cala whenever this song plays.

[crystalldragon]

okay then

[akalanthis]

angry space toad grandpa lost an ear

[silvesi]

Top 10 Art Tricks: If you are struggling with a design you can just. turn that guy into a chibi. shrink the bastard.

Fedsys EoD and onward design. He has a lil bit of a moment (violence, creature, oh no,) after icebrood, but I like to think that post EoD he's gotten the entire vampirism situation under control.

He is built for climbing, treetop ambush and perhaps for eating nice fruits <3

[moth-tea-merchant]

my fav thing to do when a commander leaves squad is to quickly grab tag, broadcast 'BOOBS', then leave.

[icebrooding]

oh my god we're finally in the gamer years

[nice-profession-mechanic]

Just doing some normal maths...don't mind me

OK OK, cool cool cool cool cool

And let me just check one more thing

OK, yep. Maths totally adds up.

4377 is 3 days less than my main character's age

So either I kept a character from the test window, or Joogle is bad at maths. I can expect a single day of error since I play in GMT+10. But you can't time zones your way into a 3 day margin of error.

[deathandthesoul]

Nameplates...

[tooth-butter]

Intro

I’ve had this blog for a while but forgot to do an intro so I’ll put it here! I’m 16, and have had @n@ on and off for about 3 years, so if you don’t want to see 3d content please just block me <3 I used to have mi@ but I lowkey couldn’t purg3 bc I have no gag reflex… lowkey was so pissed at the start of my 3d bc I loved the taste of food but hated the c@ls. Ofc now I’m better when it comes to self control I’ll post pro @n@, @n@ updates, and other 3d content. I’m 170cm (or 5’8) hw-72 kg (158.7lbs) (pre @n@) lw-50 kg (110.2lbs) sw-70kg (154.3lbs)/bmi 24.2 cw-58.6kg (as of 6/12/24) (129.2lbs)/bmi 20.3 gw1 (Jan. 25th 2025) 55kg (121.3lbs)/bmi 19 gw2 (my birthday!!) 52kg (110.2lbs)/bmi 17.3 ugw (Feb. 28th 2025) 47kg (103.6lbs)/bmi 16.3 I love vintage fashion and aesthetics like dark academia, vintage Americana and downtown girl, yes I am a generic Lana del rey, Donna Tartt, Mitski and reading girl… it’s fun <3  I love history, physics and maths. lowkey miss the old tumblr aesthetic, I wish I wasn’t like 6 in 2014.

[dosesofcommonsense]

On 12/26, Catturd laid the smack down on a GOP fraud and Globalist named Dan Crenshaw. It was brutal and TaraBull nails the theme. How did we get here? Hillary and Bill picked up the NWO mantle left by GB the 1st and took that for a ride. Bill got caught being blown by interns and revealed he didn’t categorize oral SEX as sex. Hillary got caught stealing the silverware when they finally vacated the White House. Their work improving the government’s image only worsened when she climbed the public service ladders. Oh, she worked for promotions. Unlike Kamala and Bill’s girls, she stayed off her knees. Her work was more hands off and mysterious. In her wake, people were increasingly distrustful of her and government (yet didn’t say much else they go the way of Seth Rich).

Hillary’s motto was “it takes a village” where the news would replay her waking through a set of an African village was a slow roll intro to communism. Oh, it sounds pretty that your friends and family will help you out, until your friends and family take your kids away because you’re teaching them to read and think and not drink the Koolaid.

The thought plantation doesn’t really care what you say so long as you stay within the guardrails and don’t encourage thoughts beyond the perimeter.

Happy Holidays had been around for years, but switching Christmas to the Holidays coincided with the DNC removing more and more of Christianity from their platform until they eventually swore off God and cemented their government is god complex for the platform. I remember lots of cheering during that DNC televised event (back when the news was the news + my outspoken DNC relatives who denied that the DNC would go so far as to remove God from the platform).

Distrust of the government was always there from those who paid attention. Yet, when the Clintons were in office and were campaigning for each other, that was the sizzling fuse on the dynamite stick that completely blew up with GW2, the 9/11 lies, and The Patriot Act. Had the Clintons not primed the public, 9/11 would not have gone over so well.

Now, when crazy shit happens, most Americans expect some sort of shady background story that’s going to get glossed over.

Meme dump

Why is the book on the list? Did you read or see pages from the most recent book in the banned book debate? It was from Bill and Hillary’s daughter. In that book, it talked about men and boys touching each other like it was normal. The media freaked over parents asking libraries to ban the book. I mean, sure, Globalists can ban books but not self-informed parents (breaking from the thought plantation).

[ahappydnp]

philm club rewatch #1

phil 7/21/12

detailed timestamp notes below the cut but my overall summary thoughts are

you could tell phil was still getting into the groove of liveshows so it's a little awkward and slow going in the first 15 minutes are so with lots of shoutouts and showing the camera random things. liveshows got sooo much better after just a year or so it's fascinating to watch them getting comfortable

mind boggling to think back to a time they were willing to show up to fan meetups and then made a point to state publicly why they weren't there AND share their location so openly constantly (obviously they were about to move but STILL they showed the outside of their flat So Much back then)

the juxtaposition of how naturally comfortable they were with each other (stealing hats, sharing food, having their little jokes and songs) vs. them remembering the chat and having to recalibrate (i don't want to procreate with you)

i'm gonna be sooooo real i still spent the entire hour kicking my legs and twirling my hair and having to pause to compose myself because that's my phil like that was my guy and it brought back all those giddy feelings :3

i love them both so dearly and i love that era despite the bad rep it gets in fandom now because it was also so exciting and new but they were growing up together and taking on the world like 2012 WAS dnp vs. the world and dnp won <3333

0:28- agrees to marry a girl and a boy

1:38- final broadcast from manchester!! moving to london

2:40- stressed bc logistics for moving (he’s trying to be a grown up). interesting that he is taking the reigns on coordinating and not dan 

6:27- PIGEON NOISE MY BELOVED

8:50- phil refers to processed ingredients as “skanky stuff”. sure. 

11:59- he's gonna put lion in his backpack during the move 😭😭 he doesn’t want to lose him

15:01- dan jumpscare popping into defending phil for not showing up to a meet up 

16:21- dan gives him an A star….girl

21:30- american phil i haaaaate it i hate it i hate it

21:57- “everyone just says awkward for everything now” okay this but now everyone says “help??” in the replies of every tweet WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

22:35- cornelia playing harpsichord at phil’s parents 

24:42- phil attempts a guest broadcast with a fan and he’s being so cute despite the horrors

28:42- they’re going to see muse again 😭😭 

30ish- fanfiction segment i love his brain

33:55- dan gets caught playing gw2 and not packing asdfghjl. omg their apartment is a mess they stress me out 

34:39- the way they used to show off their exact locations was truly a time like girl internet safety!!

35:21- he still wants to call his children jack and emily (cuts quickly to mo and slyvester lester joke and i won’t think too hard about what that means with this also being the era of dan being SO deadset on having 2 or 3 children like god they were just babies with dreams)

37:14- phil thinks max the guest is australian and has The Biggest Grin phil you slag ilysm and now he’s promoting him hard lmao

39:57- drawing game. he went too fast i couldn’t keep up so i stopped. unfortunate slur from the chat. 

44:38- had to check his tumblr archive to see the kstew gif he mentioned and found a mv a fan did of the manchester flat to i will always love you phil reblogged (phannies never change)

45:27- sneak peak of the “new” apartment WHAT IF I SOBBED!!!! the first london flat…god they had no idea what’s coming and all the things that will happen in that house ;___; living with danisnotonfire who is through that wall and Not Packing (married babies)

46:24- NEW I LOVE YOU FOR THE ILY SPREASHEET FUCK YEAH!!!

46:41- he’s getting a bit annoyed at the go get dan comments and it’s such a specific shift in vibes which makes sense because this was younow and god knows what that chat was also saying 

48:57- omg it’s danisnotonfire! what are you doing here get out of my house (you’re the same person dot gif) also sooo funny they already had their sides™️

50:36- that iconic dan hair push up and swoop is simultaneously the most comforting/nostalgic and single most anxiety inducing motion of all time

52ish- they’re sooo low energy in this one but it’s still comforting 

53:35- these two…

57:52- phil putting things on dans head because of course he does and taking dans thing because of course he does

58:00- i am not immune to phil in the trapper hat. 

58:24- them seeing all the screenshots and immediately making jokes (fun little note for those who don’t know is younow would have a pop up everytime someone took a snapshot so they knew every time they were being archived which had to have been a specific kind of hell and also what a shit feature??) their skin molecules are touching 

1:01:48- quite possibly the single most controversial shirt dan has ever owned. people haaaatedddd it for years (now im just soft bc its nostalgic)

1:04:06- dan and alexander mcqueen 4ever truly lmao also phil immediately having an opinion on the one he liked dan in better 

1:04:44- "dan played it on repeat all yesterday" “whenever i get sad i listen to it” :(( dan

1:05:15- dans fashion opinions haven’t changed and also the start of them being So conscious of revealing what they spend their money on because fans “didn’t like” when they spent a lot of money on things

1:05:46- we made it an hour before they read a gay comment but he’s handling it better than usual. phil saying “ don’t go there”

1:08:05- dan is STILL yapping about the hat god i love him he simply must elucidate 

1:09:29- aweeee a fanboy <333 he’s their love child (except dan reminds phil they’re not down to procreate with each other)

1:10:24- i love that phil has always thrown a random question at people to ease the tension like it’s suuuch a phil thing to ask what your worst fear is when you’re feeling awkward 

[ohpollenpowder]

Weh! I can't remember how I did the text for the girls so this was a wee bit of a struggle and might look different than theirs. But. Weh. I also makeover kit'ed him for his birthday but uh. Yeah. Surprise for later on? 216 hours and 9 minutes for his birthday this year!

[antariies]

how to build a chair........... director's cut ∠( ᐛ 」∠)__ this is about to be a very long very self-indulgent post where i just talk about my own writing. i also doodled on all the pages i think it makes the whole thing more fun to go thru. welcome to my ted talk

SIKE before i begin. credit where credit is due, this post was the start of it all. it changed my brain chemistry my jaw was dropped i was in awe i was obsessed and before i even finished it i knew that i would eventually have to make something similar for the commander or else i would be cursed to think about it for the rest of my life. and i Was cursed for like two years every day i would just be like........ is today the day i sit down and draft the commander chair fic of my dreams....... maybe tomorrow......

and then i got accepted as a writer for the gw2 zine ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the chair idea was actually my backup option in case my first idea didn't pan out, and thank god it didn't, bc this one worked so much better. (still working on my initial idea, just turning it into a full fic! it was wayyy too long to be a zine submission.)

this is the chair i used. i downloaded the assembly instructions and tried out a bunch of different free pdf editors until i found one i liked, which ended up being sedja. if anyone's interested in doing something like this, i recommend printing out the pdf and writing directly on it! it was a lot easier for me to just figure out everything on paper first and then digitalize it after :P here's a picture of my physical copy

okay actually getting into it for real this time !!!!!

1. yeah i could've just erased the ikea logo and left a blank space but then i realized i could turn it into an in-universe joke. and then i ran with it.

2. i ripped this straight from the product description on the website. thanks ikea

3. i'm not sure if anyone went and looked it up, but it's a real item code!

hehe :3c

4. if your commander willingly goes to therapy i'm happy for them but TO ME? you'd have to drag the commander kicking and screaming. it's not that they don't know that something is wrong with them, they know, and they know YOU know. you're just never supposed to talk about it. they don't look at their own psych eval results bc that's none of their business.

5. i normally avoid specifying the commander's race when i write them bc i enjoy the challenge, but for the zine i was assigned to write about a norn commander! as a human main i was uhhhh very ill-equipped. but that just meant i had to study up on my norn lore (•̀ᴗ•́)و i spent hours on the wiki, then went around interviewing norn mains for their opinions, which was great fun :D it all helped me narrow the focus of my piece: joining the war on commander objectification on the side of commander objectification (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡ and no one self-aggrandizes quite like the norn commander!

and to balance that i knew my narrator had to be patronizing as shitttt. they've clearly been following the commander since the beginning and seem to know a lot of intimate details about their life, despite not thinking very highly of them. wonder who that could be :3c

6. i can't stop making references. so the original part number is actually #122620 in the manual but i've changed it here (and on the previous page!) to #082812, as in 08/28/12, the date gw2 was released! no real reason for it, @dalennaugw suggested it for funsies and i liked it. if you're my pal and i show you a wip and you have a cool idea for it, chances are i Will put that shit in. hi dale if you're reading this

7. another thing about me. i loveeee repetition. here the word "over" is repeated four times to match the picture. honestly a lot of the creative process for this piece was just staring at the pages and figuring out how to tie the pictures to the commander in ways that weren't extremely corny or trite. idk why i enjoy writing like this when i could be frolicking in the beautiful prosaic meadows of a word doc instead but. it's like i see a tiny little restrictive box and i'm like OH BOY can't wait to think inside of that thing!!! i like when the format matters just as much as the content and in some cases informs the content. am i making any sense here. well all you need to know is that i'm a virgo and my favorite book is house of leaves

7. aw fuck just realized i wrote 7 twice. whatever i'm not changing it this is 7 part two now. the theme of my piece is glory, what it means to the norn commander, and how far they're willing to go for it.

8. does norn culture place emphasis on seeking individual glory Yes are norn also very community-oriented Also Yes. i think it's common to see norn kids napping together in a big pile, usually after they've worn themselves out playing games outside. it makes sense practically (apes together warm) and socially (pack bonding good) but that's just my hc. growing up i used to share a bed with my cousins all the time so it's normal to me.

a young, naive not-yet-commander, with no real combat experience, has no point of reference to compare a "blaze of glory" to. but the way everyone talks about it, it must be a good thing. a wonderful thing. a reward fit for a life well-fought and a legend hard-earned. so they imagine it must feel like falling asleep surrounded by the people they love, who love them in turn.

9. .........i was playing a lot of ace attorney when i wrote this page. i wish i was joking 👍🏼

10. ohhh shit the truth come OUT this whole chair thing was all a ploy just so i could write about the departing. again.

will i ever stop thinking about her. reply hazy, try again later.

11. out of all the pages, this one has the most emphasis on text placement, like comparing the enlarged picture of the screw to a sword, the numbers counting the screws, and "up up up" being arranged to mimic a wisp of smoke.

i also wanted to lean into the viking/norse mythology influences with my word choice.

12. more nods to norn culture. i didn't know they referred to the six human gods as "spirits of action" until i was doing the research for this piece :O

and the domain of the lost is called a hall of ghosts....... cause valhalla.....

13.

i'm sorry this so funnyyy. SAYS the guy who literally clawed their way back to life for a rematch.

me when i'm in a sore loser competition and my opponent is the COMMANDER!!!

14. arms as in "limbs" and also arms as in "armaments" :•]

15. haha get it because the picture makes it look like there are two mirrored speech bubbles while the text paints two opposing interpretations of the norn commander. one that's selfless and humble versus one that's selfish and vainglorious.

16. and the best part is IT DOESN'T MATTER which one is true bc at the end of the day no matter what their motivation, balthazar is dead by their hand. ofc i'm of the opinion that the most compelling interpretation of the commander is both, simultaneously. contradictions are good for the soul.

17. i could've name-dropped kas, the only person present that would do something like that, but i felt it was better to leave it ambiguous.

18. low-hanging fruit. the metaphor was so obvious here but i had to do it. for the culture

19. the alternate title for this piece was "THIS COULD BE GLORY". "how to build a chair" was only supposed to be a placeholder title til i figured out a better one, but the innocuousness of it grew on me. also i came up with the other one too late and had already advertised under the chair title lol

20. my first instinct was to end it with something more reassuring, like "what you have built so far is enough" but that would've been an ooc switch-up for a narrator who has been nothing but snide and detached this whole time. gotta stick to my guns

21.

obligatory chair joke as the last line. for realsies though it’s meant to be an earnest appeal to the commander to take a break, to have a seat, but it’s also a challenge. are they willing to lean on their friends? are the bonds they’ve forged strong enough to hold their weight? are they willing to put their faith in someone else’s hands? are they brave enough to try? well. only one way to find out.

also guess what that wasn’t even the real last page of the manual. it's THIS

but no way i was letting this be the image we ended on. IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK AND BALLS!!!

and on that note, THANK YOU if you made it this far!! a very special shout-out to @hawkepockets, my lovely boyfriend and beta reader, without whom this piece would not be nearly as polished. i would bring him pages to look over and he would say Scrap half of those lines you can do better than that. kill your darlings. i would complain and argue for a few minutes then we would revise. rinse and repeat until we had honed this thing to perfection. i can't stress enough the importance of having a second pair of eyes on your work throughout your creative process, even better if it's someone who challenges you. i don't even pay him 🫶🏼

and if there was anything i didn't cover that you still have questions about, please feel free to shoot me an ask! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡ thanks for reading! see u later dudes ;P

[lowcaloriekate]

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DISCLAIMER: I’m not pro 3d, i’m just drowning in my own thoughts. if you need help with recovery, pls reach out! i really do want you to get help! but if my page is triggering, block me, don’t report

Here’s a bit about me:

Name/Username: Kate / lowcaloriekate

Pronouns: she / her

Age: 24 (minors DNI, thanks for understanding)

Timezone/Location: EST / US

Before you follow:

Again, this is 18+, though no sexual content will be discussed, minors DNI, thanks

DNI if racist, homophobic, transphobic, fatphobic, in recovery, not an 3dblr

I block liberally for my peace of mind.

Be kind and respectful; this is a safe space!

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i used to have an 3d in high school when i was 15-17 but my mom was supportive of my recovery esp since i was admitted to a psych ward for an attempt at 16 and by then i became vegan for recovery but it took a lot to get better (still never fully better… just 0rth0r3x1c for a few years) and since being married i changed to being vegetarian for ease of making meals with my husband but then ultimately back to a balanced diet bc it was expensive shopping for meat alts. i only eat poultry and fish. but feel free to ask more questions in my asks!

Stats:

Height: 5’8” (172.72 cm)

HW: 169.8 lbs (77.05 kg) [BMI: 25.8]

LW: 125 lbs (56.7 kg) [BMI: 19.0]- before recovery

SW: 165.2 lbs (74.93 kg) [BMI: 25.2]

CW: 162.2 lbs (73.56 kg) [BMI: 24.7] as of 12/26/24

GW1: 150 lbs (68.04 kg) [BMI: 22.8]

GW2: 140 lbs (63.50 kg) [BMI: 21.3]

GW3: 130 lbs (58.97 kg) [BMI: 19.8]

GW4: 120 lbs (54.43 kg) [BMI: 18.3]

UGW: 110 lbs (49.90 kg) [BMI: 16.7]

What you’ll find here:

4n4 rants

th1n$po posts and motivation

daily logs

weigh ins and body pics

Interests I obsess over:

i love painting, gaming, heavy metal, anything paranormal, witchcraft, and also i’m a HCP which is ironic that i have an 3d

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Feel free to send me asks or messages—I’d love to chat! Minors DNI, thanks for understanding!

[endlxessx]

04.08.2024r [22:12] Tw:ed Intro post!

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Hi! My name is Xao (nick) ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚

I am from Poland and I will keep my account in my native language

I made this acc to make sure i keep on track with my progress. I'm planning to post here what i eat, how much steps i did and other stuff. Its my safe space and diary

That’s my first acc here, hope i’ll figure it out :)

My downside is that I often delete my blogs

Ps I've had ed for 5 years

____________ __ ________________ ___ ____________ ___

╰┈➤ .✦ ✪Sw: 57.4kg

── .✦ ✪ Hw:60,3kg

── .✦ ✪ Lw:55,3kg

── .✦ ✪ Cw: 57kg (Here We Go… Again)

── .✦ ✪ Gw1: 55kg✖

── .✦ ✪ Gw2: 50kg✖

── .✦ ✪ Ugw: 45kg✖

── .✦ ✪ wzrost: 168cm

[blogofjov]

⭐️ little bit about me ⭐️

Hey my name is Jo,

Im from the UK, born and raised (ik so boring), but my gorgeous mama is a Latina so I claim that as my whole personality at this point hahaha. Anyways, I am 19 at the moment, my birthdays in Spring so it's coming soon, WOO big 20!! I am at uni rn too, which is so so so good because it means I have escaped the clutches of my slightly overbearing mother lol, and it means I get to eat what I want when I want!! Its good and its bad because ive always struggled with having BED and being overweight, so the start of uni was hard because it meant I could truly eat as much as I wanted, but the purg!ng from guilt became a lot worse in turn.

At the moment I am at the point of being classified as overweight/obese according to BMI, and I sort of always have been. Other than the 2 years of my life where my Ana was so strong I was closer to being underweight than overweight for the first time in my life.

Sometimes I think about that, and about how beautiful I was... hopefully I can get back to that someday.

But as of now, im sort of okay the way I am and I think thats also partly because of my boyfriend. Oh he is AMAZING - not to brag. I do hide this edblr side of me tho because im worried he'll think its weird, but other than that hes my other half. It's funny tho because I never imagined I would even be with a man #proudbisexual. I was always leaning towards women, like I fucking loved women but he came along and now I somehow have a boyfriend?! crazy ik!!

Overall, if you've gotten this far then maybe you'd wanna be buddies or moots?! if so just pm me and i'll definitely reply, im always looking for new people to yap too.

Anyways, other important factors for edblr are that I am currently:

Height: 5'6/7

CW: unknown

GW1: 70kg

GW2: 60kg

GW3: 50kg

UGW: 45kg

ED Length of time: Been like this since I was 12 years old lol

ED Type: swapped between B3D, PURG!N AND 4N4 for years