#guys im joking

[thecraziness]

when JOHNNY kills a man, its "brave" and" shows how he loves his friends" and "shows how he is unable to take abuse anymore" and its "self-defense". but when I kill a man, its "murder" and "bad". god forbid women do anything.

[emmkitt]

TPOT 9 SPOILERS!!!

OMG GATY X TWO IS CANON??? I DONT BELIEVE IT!!! my faborite part of tpot 9 was when gaty and two got married!!! and then four crashed the wedding and then it was revealed gaty actually won the entirety of tpot!!! and then donut died I HATE DONUT I HATE HIM SO MUUUUU

^ they watched it with me

[goreyskeleton]

im not going tf to bed and you can’t make me

Don’t fucking try me bitch.

(also should i keep drawing myself like this???)

[waywardvictorianboy]

Okay guys hear me out…

[rosesofchaosmeow]

My silly ass is considering adding “Marukaite Chikyuu” to my family’s Christmas playlist so that shit just randomly plays after Mariah Carey

I can be rather devious 😈😈

[scrollonso]

i hate men i need a drink and a sharp object

[techutones]

Meow?

I can't believe you'd say such a thing to me you were the person who murd3r3d my entire family and this js what you say to me? After 74 years you finally say something to me? First you run me over in a clown car with you clown partners and then you honk you noses at me and continue drving???? You have the audacity to caome here and say mEow?? How about I hit you with a monster truck and see how you like being squeaked at??? Huh??? Would you like that???? You thought enough time would pass that I'd just forget about my ribs?? You tires left patterns of curvus tents on my ribs and you think I could forget what yoy did?? You and your stupid clown firneds just kept driving when you could've helped me BUT NOOOOOOOO you and to keep clown honking amd squeaking down the road to the stupid circus tent and spray water at people through your bowties and honk at others delightfully. You thought I'd die?? I wouldn't sirvive?? I got news for you. I survived and I'm coming for you.

[person4924]

math makes me want to die. why the fuck do i need to know how two points minus the other two points equals the place where x is at zero what y is at and im going to fucking kill your family if you don’t shut the fuck up about dots on a few lines unless that’s the coordinates of your loved ones so i can kill them all

[uncleroople]

fuck deadpool x spiderman

i want deadpool x dopinder

[portrait-of-dorian-gay]

ugh homophobia is just so pretty <333

[starshoot1ng]

That's it I'm turning homophobic

[theartofmadeline]

pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree

(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)

edit: I MADE THE CALENDAR

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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[dioxizinegreeen]

of course theyre from LA. no offense phalloids but of course youre from there, only that city could raise you to be capable of that. why do people have this perception of ny that is complete inverse of what it is to people who are from there

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

[aropride]

REBLOG if you think they FUCKED RAW !!!!!

[shikisei]

ok stupid question my bad