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Omg guys idk if this have been thought of yet, but hear me out.
A Wednesday au. But it’s 90’s The Addams family.
So, character and who’d they be.
Wednesday will be: gomez
Enid: Morticia.
Pugsley: uncle fester.
Thing would be: their butler guy that never speaks. You know the Frankensteins monster looking tall guy?
Lurch; omg lurch would make a great disembodied but alive somehow limb.
(I can’t see these two as any other people from the movies. So crazy.🥴)
Of course their children (adopted) would play those kids from the movie that are like, super angsty pre-mid-teens.
Oop, Marilyn Thornhil would be that weird lady counsellor.
My brain….
Enid rolled over, stretching out across the bed, her back displaying the lines from Wednesdays nails the night before proudly as the sunlight spread through the curtains and lit up a body littered with scars from fights growing up. The fresh ones Enid wished she could show like a badge of honour.
“Mon Cher… last night… you were …monstrous, unhinged, a wild animal…” Enid purred gently, her eyes flickering over Wednesdays body appreciatively.
“Enid, you know what French does to me,” Wednesday growled lightly.
“Wednesday, you were diaboliquement-“ Enid moaned as Wednesday fell back onto the bed, kissing her, her hand splaying over Enid’s back, stroking her fingers over the soft skin.
Enid shifted, rolling over, her lips pressed lovingly against her wife’s.
Wednesdays hand followed the movement, her hand curving across Enid’s body to rest in her hip before trailing upwards. Her thumb brushing the underside of Enid’s breast.
And then …. Yeah, cutscene, Debbie enters … blah blah summer camp, blah blah, Wednesday the Addams family 90’s au! works out.
#please know I’m joking#mostly joking about thing and lurch swapping spots my brain was like “do it it funny’’#wenclair#Wednesday 2022#The Addams Family (90’s)
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if i killed myself because of my math homework and wrote my suicide note on my math homework and said “x = how many times i cried over this” and then you have to solve for x! and then maybe he will give me an A? maybe even some extra credit?
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uhm? help? i’m gay
Gay?! Only straight people are allowed here 😭
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I guess this is who I’m listening to until MS is over…
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Not me stumbling upon a song called "Don't hate yourself, but don't love yourself too much" by an artist named Baby Lasagna
#baby lasagna#please know I’m joking#I can see the angry asks now#the sequel to love yourself answer
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Taylor, release the Eras Tour Surprise Songs Live album and Eras Tour Live Album. I know you want to.
#taylor swift#the eras tour#I’m morphing into Sabrina Carpenter (please please please)#Payton makes bad jokes#I know you can do it#I know you’ve thought about it
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so like the thesis of yj is not #girlboss #shedidnothingwrong #goodforher actually. i fear the point is that women and girls can be fucked up and do awful shit and experience trauma and get their hands dirty too. i fear that “misty quigley and shauna shipman did nothing wrong” it is not the feminist take you think it is
#and i’m aware some of you are saying that ironically please don’t come at me with that because I KNOW and i CAN TELL when you’re joking#i’m not talking to you#i just keep seeing posts saying misty quigley was a victim and like. hm. no! actually!#dgmw i fucking loveee misty but i love her BECAUSE she is fucked up. she is an abuser guys#if you can’t accept that you don’t get to like her#yellowjackets#yj discourse#fandom discourse#discourse#misty quigley#shauna shipman
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you don’t get to choose if you’re gay or straight.
Sunny does. If sunny says so, then you are.
#omori#omori sunny#omori kel#omori suntan#obv caption is a joke!!#selectively mute sunny is probably my favorite sunny hc#selectively mute sunny#i like drawing the asl signs! hopefully i’m doing an okay job at it.#i am learning- trying to get better!#if i fuck ip the signs please don’t hesitate to let me know i don’t like being wrong!!
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i think along the river during qingming festival deserves AT LEAST as much of a fandom as bbc sherlock. there’s so much there, tons of material for fanfic. just imagine what we could have
#i’ve got a couple jokes i want to make following this but they are contingent on me finding non-ass quality scans of a couple of sections#hang tight. if i end up letting you don’t please know i’m more disappointed than you could ever be.#ryddles
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Prompt 321
You know Content Warning? Lethal Company but youtube videoing?
Danny does that- just well, with the Zone. It’s not like it can be mapped out, what with people moving their Lairs and more lairs and islands constantly manifesting. And well, there’s so many things out here, and it’s not like he can be an astronaut.
So, he decided to make exploration logs for the Zone instead, alongside his friends and a doppelganger or two holding equipment. It’s great, and people can donate whenever he live streams so he’s getting income too.
He just erm, maybe should have double checked it was uploaded to just his dimension…
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny Phantom Crossover#Do as many crossovers as you’d like#Sometimes it’s just him & sometimes he has his friends with him too#They make jokes about the hospital bills if one of them gets hurt (the ecto heals them)#The viewers do not know it’s a joke#Danny pointing at giant realms leviathan through the Speedster window: Let’s get closer!#Chat: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO-#That one person: I will donate 100$ if you give it pets#Danny Cannot-Die Phantom: I mean for 100 bucks why not#Someone donating to Tucker: You keep your twink alive & it’s cute but ur a Furry Monsterfucker it’s very obvious#Tucker: I mean yeah I had an undead werewolf girlfriend for a bit in highschool I’m not hiding it#Sam in a screaming match with Overgrowth:#Chat: Yo what the fuck family drama did we just unlock#The heroes trying to track these young adults going to different dimensions/time travelling: *Screaming/Crying/Throwing Up*
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Guess who just dropping another few doodles. ME 🙌💪😈🙏
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First off Satan eating ✨B O R G E R✨🍔🍔
Second, Anton cooking with Amy 💕💕
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I love that he’s a canon dad, and I love that it’s Amy 😭😭
#ANTONBLAST#I don’t know if it is completely canon that it’s Amy Rose or not but it was said in the trailer so I’m going with yes#IT IS MY FAVORITE RUNNING JOKE PLEASE 💖💖#I was bound to draw Satan once more. filling me head all morning and I don’t know why 😭#Anton#Dynamite Anton#Amy Rose#Satan#Doodles#Great now I want a burger 💀 I HAD ONE YESTERDAY I CANT-
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half of this mission is danstelle’s honeymoon
#they’re visiting new places together and share a room? oh#well!#i was already pumped about not having to hear march’s voice for the duration of the mission but i didn’t know it was gonna be a date for two#another win in the books for me#amphoreus is interesting and that’s partly because of aglaea’s accent#british people exist outside of belobog? alright then#also you don’t know how hard i laughed when i heard mydei’s voice for the first time#like okay kratos!#i’m joking btw kratos clears#it’s just funny how he’s all ‘grrr rage bloodlust’ because of a talking lion head#jarvis show me this guy’s balls please#hsr#hsr amphoreus#hsr dan heng#hsr stelle#danstelle#🍁🌟
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I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻
#911 spoilers#bucktommy#Evan buckley#Tommy kinard#look#as a queer person in a relationship with another queer person#both of whom have major familial trauma#trust me when I say you generally DONT WANT ever reference to your feelings and trauma to turn into a huge deep discussion#sometimes you just say something vulnerable#and the other person does too#and then you joke about it and move on#humour is powerful coping mechanism as well#one that is pretty common especially among guys#people need to freaking relax ffs#Tommy is not a horrible person for making a flirty joke#things were said and feelings were acknowledged#and then they moved on#this is all perfectly freaking natural#Buck is not some sensitive flower that can’t handle a silly joke about daddy issues#please I beg you all to look at this at a distance with some common sense#rather than the ‘but Buck is traumatized and must always be treated delicately!!’ lens#and I am saying all of this as someone who really doesn’t give two fucks about the joke itself#I’m not into daddy kink idgaf#but if the idea that a queer couple isn’t allowed to insert a flirty joke to lighten a moment of vulnerability#then I don’t know what to tell you#you personally finding something innapropriate does not mean it’s actually innapropriate#please just chill out ffs#no one wants to hear about how evil Tommy is for hitting on his boyfriend for months and months to come
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Will I ever be something with feelings to hide?/Or am I just a boiler with nothing inside?
BOO! WHITE ROGER JUMPSCARE!/j
I never had art class so I’m just winging it tbh
#I’m joking guys please I understand#read my pinned before you kick my ass#I so pale#lord of the flies#lotf#lotf roger#lord of the flies fanart#lotf fanart#roger lotf#lord of the flies roger#lord of the flies art#im in a shitty fuckin mood#shocker from your boy Roger I know#Spotify
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Stabby stabby time 😌✨
(Original meme audio source can be found via this YouTube video!!)
#once again I’m so bad at putting silly short meme stuff onto my main channel without thinking it’s gonna humiliate me HELP 🥲#l’ll get over it this is my exposure therapy hour#it doesn’t help that I told classmates in college about my YouTube channel and didn’t think about how that would fuck with my anxiety lol#like ‘OH NO WHY DID I DO THAT THEY’LL KNOW I’M CRINGE AND WEIRD NOW’#listen if people can’t tolerate you at your cringiest and you feel like you need to mask around them 24/7 then it’s not worth#you gotta be your authentic self and enjoy your interests regardless of how people view it#trying to people please the masses is only going to wear you out and make you feel disconnected from yourself#‘fuck it we ball’ mentality saves lives tbh#….I don’t know I’m still trying to pep talk myself into it being socially acceptable to post sillies :’)#for now this will be a Tumblr exclusive until I stop being a baby about it✨#(also wouldn’t it be funny if my channel has a running joke of everyone not knowing what Puzzles age is? Just a thought)#(first Meggy asks him about it and now I’m asking too)#(no wonder the guy pulled out a knife people won’t shut up about his age lmfao)#mr puzzles smg4 meme#mr puzzles animated#smg4 girl how old are you I’m getting nervous meme#girl how old are you I’m getting nervous mr puzzles meme#hplonesome art
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Todays the day. I need to get a job, even if that jobs not in the gaming industry. So I’m heading to the library to print up a resume and apply at a little local chain of mattress stores.
The guy instantly liked me when I went in to do a secret shop for a competing store and offered to hire me on the spot so I figure if I can chat with him he’ll still like me enough to consider me.
#ramblies#I’m dreading this so much I had dreams about getting hired by dropout tv instead#also my beloved was very sweet and when I said this was hard reassured me that I can do hard things#I wish I could wait for an industry job but it’s just not feasible#because we desperately need to move my beloved out of our current carpeted home#and moving costs are no joke#I’ll also need to get myself a laptop so I can keep honing rigging skills at the mattress job which I’m dreading#I have little to know idea how much I’ll need to invest to get a machine that can run Maya like a champ#which I’ll also need to buy an indie Maya license#god life is stressful and expensive#I long to be a little renaissance artist kept in a garret making what I please on the funds of patrons#alas
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love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny
Edit: Please read the tags
#please read the tags#rambles from the ether#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes spoilers#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#ruth fleming#idk I just love it when titles lie to you#also#if somebody already posted this I’m sorry#I’m new here#just watched it today#misleading title#edit: fyi this post is just a joke about the title being ironic. it's not like a jab at people for wanting to have sex or something#just wanted to clarify#(also if this post is offensive I will delete it! I shitpost a lot but I never want to actually be legitimately insulting/offensive)#just let me know if I should and I will
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