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sinsdaycorp · 2 years ago
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Omg guys idk if this have been thought of yet, but hear me out.
A Wednesday au. But it’s 90’s The Addams family.
So, character and who’d they be.
Wednesday will be: gomez
Enid: Morticia.
Pugsley: uncle fester.
Thing would be: their butler guy that never speaks. You know the Frankensteins monster looking tall guy?
Lurch; omg lurch would make a great disembodied but alive somehow limb.
(I can’t see these two as any other people from the movies. So crazy.🥴)
Of course their children (adopted) would play those kids from the movie that are like, super angsty pre-mid-teens.
Oop, Marilyn Thornhil would be that weird lady counsellor.
My brain….
Enid rolled over, stretching out across the bed, her back displaying the lines from Wednesdays nails the night before proudly as the sunlight spread through the curtains and lit up a body littered with scars from fights growing up. The fresh ones Enid wished she could show like a badge of honour.
“Mon Cher… last night… you were …monstrous, unhinged, a wild animal…” Enid purred gently, her eyes flickering over Wednesdays body appreciatively.
“Enid, you know what French does to me,” Wednesday growled lightly.
“Wednesday, you were diaboliquement-“ Enid moaned as Wednesday fell back onto the bed, kissing her, her hand splaying over Enid’s back, stroking her fingers over the soft skin.
Enid shifted, rolling over, her lips pressed lovingly against her wife’s.
Wednesdays hand followed the movement, her hand curving across Enid’s body to rest in her hip before trailing upwards. Her thumb brushing the underside of Enid’s breast.
And then …. Yeah, cutscene, Debbie enters … blah blah summer camp, blah blah, Wednesday the Addams family 90’s au! works out.
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person4924 · 1 year ago
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if i killed myself because of my math homework and wrote my suicide note on my math homework and said “x = how many times i cried over this” and then you have to solve for x! and then maybe he will give me an A? maybe even some extra credit?
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yelenasdiary · 1 year ago
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uhm? help? i’m gay
Gay?! Only straight people are allowed here 😭
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naneun-no · 1 year ago
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I guess this is who I’m listening to until MS is over…
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Not me stumbling upon a song called "Don't hate yourself, but don't love yourself too much" by an artist named Baby Lasagna
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kingofmyborrowedheart · 1 month ago
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Taylor, release the Eras Tour Surprise Songs Live album and Eras Tour Live Album. I know you want to.
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lesbianjackies · 2 months ago
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so like the thesis of yj is not #girlboss #shedidnothingwrong #goodforher actually. i fear the point is that women and girls can be fucked up and do awful shit and experience trauma and get their hands dirty too. i fear that “misty quigley and shauna shipman did nothing wrong” it is not the feminist take you think it is
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moog-enthusiast · 2 years ago
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you don’t get to choose if you’re gay or straight.
Sunny does. If sunny says so, then you are.
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romanceyourdemons · 4 months ago
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i think along the river during qingming festival deserves AT LEAST as much of a fandom as bbc sherlock. there’s so much there, tons of material for fanfic. just imagine what we could have
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puppetmaster13u · 9 months ago
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Prompt 321
You know Content Warning? Lethal Company but youtube videoing? 
Danny does that- just well, with the Zone. It’s not like it can be mapped out, what with people moving their Lairs and more lairs and islands constantly manifesting. And well, there’s so many things out here, and it’s not like he can be an astronaut.
So, he decided to make exploration logs for the Zone instead, alongside his friends and a doppelganger or two holding equipment. It’s great, and people can donate whenever he live streams so he’s getting income too. 
He just erm, maybe should have double checked it was uploaded to just his dimension…
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whereismyhat5678 · 7 months ago
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Guess who just dropping another few doodles. ME 🙌💪😈🙏
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First off Satan eating ✨B O R G E R✨🍔🍔
Second, Anton cooking with Amy 💕💕
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I love that he’s a canon dad, and I love that it’s Amy 😭😭
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allpromarlo · 1 month ago
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half of this mission is danstelle’s honeymoon
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fireladybuckley · 9 months ago
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I can’t believe a boyfriend made a silly sex joke to lighten the mood after both partners had a moment of vulnerability. The audacity. The horror. The normalcy! Unbelievable. How dare a conversation about feelings turn to levity. How dare a couple have a light chat about trauma-related things over dinner that doesn’t turn into an incredibly deep heart to heart instead of a joke and moving on. Unbelievable. I’m never watching this show again! 👎🏻
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roger-d0dger · 25 days ago
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Will I ever be something with feelings to hide?/Or am I just a boiler with nothing inside?
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BOO! WHITE ROGER JUMPSCARE!/j
I never had art class so I’m just winging it tbh
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hplonesomeart · 17 days ago
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Stabby stabby time 😌✨
(Original meme audio source can be found via this YouTube video!!)
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foldingfittedsheets · 9 months ago
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Todays the day. I need to get a job, even if that jobs not in the gaming industry. So I’m heading to the library to print up a resume and apply at a little local chain of mattress stores.
The guy instantly liked me when I went in to do a secret shop for a competing store and offered to hire me on the spot so I figure if I can chat with him he’ll still like me enough to consider me.
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thingscanalwaysgetworse · 1 year ago
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love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny
Edit: Please read the tags
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