#guy was hungy I think

[photochoco]

Astarion gremlin moments

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Shoutouts to the GSA for having the phone number to the Halberd this entire time and not ringing up Meta Knight even once. My mans, the orb thought yall were DEAD! For YEARS! He has survivor‘s guilt over being the sole person of a lost war still alive while his two dead besties’ kids both tried to take revenge on seperate occasions, and these guys have just been hanging out on the line this entire time!

Worst coworkers fr no wonder he can put up with Dedede so easily if that‘s the standard Meta Knight had to deal with before

[indecisive-dizzy]

Late night ideas before I sleep!

It’s the Spider Daisey au because I miss it- and its about Eddie 🪦

I’m adding Venom into this au bacuase fuck it why not /j

Eddie gets possessed by the Venom parasite ☠️

I think since the main three have powers and they almost died, they slowly began to bond more while Eddie was unintentionally left behind

Eddie, being left out, began trying to handle small villain stuff on his own, like cleaning up messes and bringing back stuff left behind to Frank and Howdy’s lab for examining

In comes the Venom-

Eddie finds Venom in a vial in a destroyed lab, taking it back to the lab

Before Frank or howdy can examine it, part of it latches onto Eddie

Eddie slowly begins to get possessed by Venom, and it begins to mess with his head, trying to convince him his friends are abandoning him as more and more parts of Venom attach itself to him

Eventually, he’s being fully possessed and is coming chaos while he isn’t aware

He’s slowly distancing himself, losing sleep, barely eating, constantly sick, he’s clearly not okay

Once he’s fully possessed, he goes on a full rampage, destroying the town as he struggles to gain control of his body

Obviously the main trio are trying to save him, but are mostly thwarted based on the sheer amount of power Venom has because of his hold on Eddie. They need to free him

Once they managed to break into him as they recount their shared trauma while fighting off Venom, Eddie regains control and they can sedate venom

Part of Venom is destroyed and most of him is taken to the lab to be examined, but Eddie strikes up a deal with the parasite, be cooperative and he’ll stay as a host/vessel for Venom to use. He try anything sketchy, Eddie destroys the rest of him

Venom agrees and now he coexists with Eddie. They become buddies, it’s chill

I need sleep ;-;

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU TO HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT IN THE LAST ASK SOB 😭😭 Have a Great day/night Bestieeeee <33

Banging My Fist On The Table! Venom! Venom! Venom!!! My silly lil sorta-evil alien who I love very much <3

ofc Eddie gets the symbiote teehee <3

Sob not Eddie Being Left Out Angst,, my weakness sobs. Fr tho those three have done some crazy Battlefield Bonding and Eddie's just trying to fit in and help anyway he can. He probably feels so useless oh my god waaaoudagahhsaaa

Imagine they think Eddie's just having a mental breakdown and is genuinely ill but it's actually an alien parasite. Well technically the mental breakdown is real,, but the alien's here to!

Having no control of your body/Possession angst makes me ✨Unbearably Sad✨ Especially when the person starts hurting others and all they do is watch. bonus angst if they're in Pain✨

Eddie's waaay too nice to this thing that tried to completely take over his body and hurt his friends but. He also knows that the symbiote could Die without a host. Probably Not Canon To Venom Lore At All but I like to think that for a brief moment at some point Venom was at least a little scared, and Eddie felt it while being Venom's host. So yeah Eddie is sympathetic and feels bad for Venom but it all work out in the end <3

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

thinking about how like..... there's two axes of rules-heavy vs rules-lite tabletop games: improvisation vs guidance, and roleplay vs game?? i am not sure what to call it because it's all part of the game, obviously, but like. Mechanics. Mechanics as the Fun Part. that.

a good example of the first axis is writing prompts. if you want to do more improv, you can just pick a random word from a list and then go from there. if you want to be pointed more in a certain direction, you might find a prompt meme that has full sentences to get you started, or you might choose several random words from that list to then relate to each other. you might feel lost if you try to use the first option, you might feel too constrained by the latter two.

a good example of the second axis is forum-style RP vs card games. a traditional threaded, play-by-post RP is going to revolve entirely around prose, imagery, characterization, etc; the point, what you're in it for and what moves things forward, is the storytelling. one-liners where a muse technically takes an action for the other character to respond to, but there's zero flesh to the writing for the other writer to respond to, are.... infamously, annoying and not fun and will kill your game.

meanwhile, if you're playing pokemon cards with someone the point is to keep things moving forward, you're supposed to be able to announce what you're doing in one or two sentences and then pass it on to the other player/s, if you stop and take a full minute to describe your gengar fainting the other pokemon like it's a movie scene that is ALSO going to be incredibly annoying. (unless you're playing with someone who's into that, i guess, in which case more power to you--if anything that'd be kind of charming tbh--but it would get you kicked out of a TCG tournament at a con Fast. i've never heard of someone doing that thankfully, but i'm sure somewhere out there is a Guy)

like, the difference is subtle and in tabletop it's not nearly as binary of a divide as thread RP vs card games, but there's a distinction there and it's critical to the design decisions i want to make in my games. what makes you feel like there's no traction to get your feet under you, and what makes you feel bogged down?

[mirrorcatcreditcard]

Things I think the fandom just willfully ignores or has no idea about that would be super easy to slip into your fanfiction if you want to be inclusive and try out new things.

Lucifer just likes shibari, nawajutsu, or some form of rope tying art, and there's nothing inherently sexual about the excitement it brings him. He's a sadist too, but attraction to the other party would only add to the experience, not be necessary or a byproduct.

Belphegor could age regress and nobody would really be the wiser because of his position as coddled/spoiled youngest child. Even if they were, it doesn't change anything, really.

Beelzebub can fuck. He's also a cannibal. Do I need to say the vore word for you to understand how underutilized food/gore as a love language would be with him? No, it doesn't need to be sexual either, but goddamn so many keep treating him like UwU baby when he kills demons in cold blood because he hungy

Asmodeus is any gender or sexuality you want him to be. Lust ≠ attraction, and you can make him asexual. He's pretty free with how he presents. Also, his fans are so desperate for nice content on him that they'll take anything too. Nobody is going to kill you over this.

Mammon's greed can also be depicted as someone who wants to monopolize your time and/or affections. He attempts plenty of times in canon.

Barbatos' strongest attachment is Diavolo, but he does care about other beings. As long as they're not getting in the way of Diavolo, he's allowed to show care in his own way goddamnit. He's not an ice statue.

Mammon is allowed to be a non-sexual masochist. I don't know why people think all kinks are sexual, BUT HE'S ALLOWED.

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge bloodlust counting as a lust.

Luke is a genuinely deep character with a compelling story and important appearances, and you will be doing better than 99% of the fandom if you just acknowledge that he's more than just a kid who tags along and whines when he's scared (like all kids do when they're his age btw). Kicking him to the side is just another child discrimination case, and you can just say you don't understand him...

Almost everyone if not everyone has had a 1-on-1 in this series, and you're allowed to write about that scenario that "seems ooc" because there's someone out there who wishes that they could write who wants to see them interact, and they haven't found you because you haven't made yourself known.

I think over 75% of the cast has what humans would call a trauma disorder, and you guys have got to stop ignoring the fact that Solmare usually just brushes over stuff that genuinely affects them to keep the plot going. They've done it since the beginning, even before the cursed lesson 16.

Non-character-specific stuff under the cut:

You can headcanon and write any character that you want to as aromantic or on the spectrum. Also, news flash: familial, platonic, romantic, and sexual are not the only relationship labels to exist. Go look up "alterous attraction" if you wanna do something that would line up with, you know, emotions that aren't all centered around how our society depicts stuff.

If they're all built like that and inherently different from humans, neurodivergence may not exist to demons but have fun with the headcanons anyways. The world is your oyster.

[magennta09]

ヽ(⌒´メ)ノ

Thinking about pre kaboom!Caleb being upset with you. Pt.1

(´ﾍ｀；)

Maybe you emptied the whole apple jam jar, or you devoured his protein bars. Maybe you left a bunch of dishes in the sink as a welcome home gift for the nth time or you left the goddamn toilet seat up again. He wouldn't outwardly scold you because he was supposed to be the mature and cool one. So he'd let you off with a pinch to the nose and some verbal shaming.

"Look at this big, adult missy who can't clean up after herself~ You're totally hopeless without me- This place will become a man nest when I leave for college."

He ruffled your hair in amusement as he saw you get all red with embarrassment. You'd certainly be a little neater after this blow to the ego. But he will certainly brush this off every time, he'd do any chore for you.

Though that time when you walked past him in the school's corridor, giggling with your new friends, it wasn't as cute. Not by far. At first he thought you didn't see him out of disbelief that his best girl didn't notice him raising his hand towards you as he interrupted whatever conversation he was having with his buddies by the lockers. Something about a party- or a new stupid joke roaming around. But he was pretty tall and built, he certainly stood out enough for you to see him!

"Heyyy, hellooo! Pipsqueak! I'm here!" He called out after you, his boys began chuckling, and you waved him off. Your new friends were certainly giving him more attention than you did, their eyes flickering with surprise between you and him.

What the hell was going on? His eyebrows furrowed as he barely took in your sheer audacity.

He wasn't a 'where my hug at?' type of guy againts all odds but now, with his usually maintained nerves frayed, he pushed through the sea of students in that crowded hall and ate up the distance quickly. His right forearm wrapped around your shoulders with he kept his other arm down with a clenched fist.

You got startled, obviously, the back of your head pressing against his chest. You tilted your head up, and you were met by his deadpan above you.

"Respond to me when I'm callin' out to you." He said in a not so cheerful tone.

"Caleb- Uh, sorry, but- I really gotta go to class with my friends-"

"Break just began."

"I, uh, have go to the vending machine- I'm hungy! I wanna get something-"

"I packed a sandwich for you. This morning." He raised an eyebrow at you. Daring you to continue.

"Caleb." You gave him a look that made him back away.

"Sure." Then he smiled, that easy smile that covered up his frayed nerves to those who didn't know. Though you could obviously see the way it twitched at the corners of his mouth "See you back home, pips."

And he left too hastily, embarrassment burning him.

He left, offended, disrespected (and hurt). You got new friends, huh?

[littlemissfortune69]

hello and if its okay to request, can you Do romance/fluff headcanons on Devil kings from WHB (What in Hell is Bad?), (can be one or few or all Kings) ?

Okay okay so i really can do that<3 i got a little tired on belphegor so i wrote whatever i can think of😭 im so sorry..

WHB kings x reader fluff headcannons i can think of. (a bunch of wrong grammar)

Satan

Kisses- satan is a decent kisser at best, but on more intimate times he can get sloppy. Would grab you by the hips drawing circles as he leans in for a smooch, you find it funny but he starts showing you a side of being a pouty and clingy man.

Caring-for care such as after care during intimacy, this man. The king of hell becomes your very maid, constantly ask you if you're alright,or if you're hungry.

Affection-he isn't one to show public affection, but oho if he is jealous? Or craving your attention he would be so clingy in public that you wouldn't want to go out.

Mammon

Kisses-mammon is into rough kissing, after you guys have a (rough) make out session your lips looks like it got stung by a bee from how red and puffy it is.

Caring-would carry around, everywhere. Mammon is a pretty tall guy and can lift you easily, you're cooking something and you can't reach a bottle of seasoning? He is already behind you reaching it for you, it just confuses you why the shelf is always so high.

Affection-no ashamed to show public affection or in private, you guy can go on a restaurant and you can freely sit on his lap or hug him as he holds you tightly.

Lucifer

Kisses-tounge kisser, you'll be shock when how long this man's tounge is, it'll reach the bottom of your throat as you guys make out, and sometimes even if it isn't a make out session or just a few kisses, he pouts but doesn't want to beg for more. That's how high he holds his pride, he teases you so you will be the one to beg for more kisses.

Caring-lucifer might not look like to be the caring one in the relationship but he is more caring than you, he will be overprotective that it will be overwhelming.

Affection-lucifer is the type of guy to not show public affection with you, you get offended by it and ignore him but you both know that wont last, after a few kisses and hugs you will immediately forgive him, you'll probably make him beg later in bed.

Leviathan

Kisses-french kisser guy, salivating everywhere, he will kiss your neck, thigh, body, tits etc etc. He is such a passionate kisser behind close doors. One time you were out on a date, a random demon guy (forgot what they're called) just asked you for directions, when you guys went home levi carries you to the couch and start kissing you roughly, you knew he was jealousy so you just praise him.

Caring-would do menipedis, go to the salon with you. You guys played bored games and watch movies, levi doesn't like to go out as much when you guys dated since he has. Jealousy problem you guys work on about, so instead of going on a nice fine dine restaurant, as soon as he sees you in that sexy dress you'll be having your date in bed.

Affection-levi shows alot of public affection when he is with you, he wants to show to everyone that he owns you not as a pet but as a lover.

Beelzebub

Kisses-is so greedy and hungy when you kiss him when you thought it will be a ten minute kiss it will be an hour or sloppy kisses, he will pin you on the rug, lapping on your mouth like a dog.

Caring-he loves going on dates with you especially when you are all over him, he starts thinking he is getting all spoiled because of you.

Affection-its neutral he can show public affection and private, if you're not comfortable with it he can be. A little omay but offended that you didn't want to be as clingy as he is.

Belphegor

Kisses-rough posessive kisses, will bite your bottom lip til it bleeds, sucks your tounge and pushes you down and after making out he just falls asleep like nothing.

Caring-he doesn't show public affection with you, more likely but in privacy he can tend to get a little clingy.

Affection-doesn't show any affection but spoils you by giving gifts, acts of service that it mades up from the lost affection you yearn.

Asmodeus

Kisses-all the sloppy slutty kisses you can think of, this man is a whore for you, you guys will be kissing everywhere that you will be wrapped in hickeys.

Caring-he is so sweet during aftercare after sex, it doesn't matter, when you look at him you dont see the king of lust but someone who cares for you.

Affection-hundred percent needy while you spend some time together, pheromones are in the air and you know he wants to initiate something.

[quartztwst]

Give Floyd and Jade their own cupcakes. They deserve it. If jade was hungy enough to eat Azuls, imagine how hungry Floyd would be.

I don’t think Floyd is in the mood for the cupcakes though

I think azunui liked the cupcakes idk guys u tell me

[evilminji]

Can You "Accidental Baby Acquisition" Yourself?

Like? Say you have a You... who is NOT You, obviously, but A You in the Multiversal sense... and their childhood suuuuuucked. Just? Truely awful for reasons beyond their control.

Such as the veil NOT being so easily peirced in their reality and humanity a bit more... Reactive(tm) to ectoplasm, due to the lower concentration of it in the Everything of their Universe. Which makes their parents research? Unattainable. Dangerous.

Ultimately fatal to their elder sister.

And then later, them.

Not that they were even the loving if wildly eccentric parents most of the other You's KNOW and have. Due to that very say research and their long-term exposure to their own samples. The Reactivity.

"Pit Rage" as some circles call it.

They weren't themselves. Stopped BEING themselves long before their children ever came into the picture. If they could think clearly, they would BEG for someone to save their children. From them. From their house of horrors. From what they've become.

And well? You exsist outside of Time. In the Zone. Maybe you have a wide and crazy adventure with this grizzled, worn, badass of a You. Figure he's pretty cool. Ask if he needs anything. And he laughs this broken glass in your chest sort of sound and says:

"Not unless you could give me a real childhood."

Like? Dude. Buddy. My buddy dude. Gonna have to explain that one. You can't just drop that and walk away. We Crazy Action Bros Adventure(tm) bonded. You can tell me. And reluctantly... he kinda does.

And... Look. You exsist outside of TIME. Your mentor IS Time. You can TOTALLY do that.

This.

But like? You realize... there wouldn't be TWO of you... right? If you take mini-Bamf out of the timestream at point A... you, big guy, stop existing at every instance of point B and onwards.

Yeah. Yeah, he gets that. Fully consents. His life was full of bad decisions and dramatic bullshit. He wants a real childhood. His sister back. Wants them BOTH out of that house and somewhere safe. If he could do it himself, he would. Call it his fucked up way of healing. Finally facing his trauma. It's haunted him long enough.

.....well then. Now You've got a baby and a fussy toddler. They have superpowers because of course they do. That house was OSHAs waking nightmares and deepest fever dreams. Jazzypants is hungy. And baby You did a stinky.

This is Fine(tm).

You're a King! You can TOTALLY handle this! Teeeeeemporarily. Since it's not like they can stay HERE. The Zone is literally uninhabitable long term for the living. So time to fire up the ol Brain Meats. Gremlin Ideas formulating. Loading... Loading... Loooooooading. Got it!

You kidnapped them.

Brilliant! FRIGHTY! Where's the Trenchcoat Booze Slu-...SLUHeuth. Sleuth! Totally what I was planning to say, Starshines! Don't curse. Cursing Bad~☆

The Detective Of Loose Morales in The Trenchcoat, who's Soul I Own, Frighty! Where's he at?? *Distant muffled answer* Close enough! Time to give him a heart attack! And throw a fight! Can you toss me a nightmare medallion? I need to instill mortal terror! Thaaaanks, Frighty! Also can you change diapers? *affirmative noises* Ancients, you're the best.

Smash cut to John Constantine. Busting up some cult, as you do. When? Oh fuck. The leaders heading for the store room! Not today, fucker! They fight. They struggle. It's Manly and Gritty and dramatic! When?

A terrible CRASH. Some artifact must have activated. What... have you DONE? *dramatic musical sting* swirling green and DEATH radiates out from a pin prick of nothing. A black hole in reverse. The cold oblivion of space, given bones to claw its way free. Eyes that sear in colors too technicolor and hypersaturated to be mortal. Green. Green! GREEN.

Ice and stars and death and a terrible, unspeakable Crown.

Two... two little sprogs. Tiny bits of nothing in a monsters hand. KIDS, wrapped up in something they never should of even had to nightmare about. John's eyes catch on red, red hair. A tiny little headband with butterflies on it. Pressed so close to dark locks, as she wraps herself around her little bits of a sibling.

The other ones dressed up in stars.

Someone SOLD their fuckin KIDS. Or this damned this STOLE them. It doesn't matter. Not now, not to John. Because this bastard isn't keeping them. He slides like breathing into the waves of luck and chance, odds and fate. Is on his feet and drawing attention. Whatever it takes, he's leaving here with those kids.

He laughs and it's not a kind one.

"Oi! A word if you will?"

@hypewinter @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @nerdpoe @ailithnight

[steifel]

Dally Winston as a dad HCs

AN: ok this is longer than i thought it would be so i guess i had more ideas than i knew about . i just love imagining characters in situations of parenthood i think its so interesting..... Anyway please enjoy also Sodapop coming soon😊

-when he found out he got someone pregnant his first instinct was to skip town

-he want to tell the guys why he was leaving

"So you know that broad i was sleeping with... Well i knocked her up so as you can imagine you won't be seeing much of me for a while"

-the whole gang was furious

-especially Darry i mean he isn't even Soda and Pony's dad but he stepped up he cant possibly imagine someone having HIS own kid and him not sticking around

-the thing that actually gets him to stay though is how exited Johnny is to be an uncle

-was not involved in the pregnancy hardly at all

-the only doctors appointment he went to was the 20 week scan but only because Ponyboy and Johnny make him

-again whlile she is giving birth this man has his ass firmly planted in a chair on the other side if the room

"Ok dad would you like to cut the cord" Dallas would look at him like 😐 "why?"

-the first time he gets to hold his son he still doesn't get it. Don't get me wrong he thinks the kid is cool and all but it takes him a little while to warm up to the little baby

-immediately though the gang is in love

-Ponyboy gets sad though because the baby starts crying as soon as he holds him

-this is actually kind of what softend Dally up to the kid....

- He's like Damn this is mine he's a little asshole just like me😊

-Dose not know how to comfort a crying baby

-one time he tried to offer his 5 month old teething baby a cigarette to play with and Ponyboy nearly had a heart attack

"Damn Pone i wasnt gonna light it just give him something to chew on 😡"

-asks a million questions to anybody who will answer

"Hay Steve how do i mix a bottle?

Steve is just like 🤷‍♂️

-he's actually surprisingly pretty good at knowing what the baby wants

-like he knows a hungy cry from a sleepy cry

-definitely taught him all of the cuss words

-as the kid starts to get a little older he gets even more excited to be a dad

-once this kid can pretty reliably walk/ make simple conversation Dally starts just dragging him everywhere as if he wasn't 3 1/2

-has conditioned the poor kid to be able to sleep through anything (from the gang fighting to one of Bucks partys)

-teaching the kid how to ride a bike was a fucking disaster

-both of them got so pissed off at the other that they had to just walk away

-Johnny wound up teaching him how to ride his bike

-over all actually a better dad than you would think i mean obviously he's not perfect but he actually does try

[roxannepolice]

RTD has only had Doctor Who back for 1,5 seasons and we got:

Meep on a quest to eat everything

the Master stuck in the Toymaker's mouth of all places

Goblins gobbling up children, and singing about it

the Maestro eating music

anti-racist hungry worms

hungy t-rex

Yeah, I think it's safe to say that guy has an oral fixation and it only grew since he was headcanonning the Master eating businessmen in public toilet

[feketeribizli]

marci idő....... 2, 18, 27, 32/33 (it's one question in my head bodymod is bodymod!) and of course 40 !!

teehee thankies ! 😁

2. their sexuality/sexual preference?

faggot if ive ever seen one ‼️💥 hes kinda like im probably xy sexuality/gender but i got a full time job so i dont really worry about that right now... also (from experience of course) typical hungarian repression and internalized bullshit 😁

someone should manhandle and fuck this guy in the ass so the loose screws in his head get back in place is all im saying

18. their music taste?

if anyone wants to shape this your time is now 😭 for some fucking reason ive started associating marci with ll junior and my brain simply cant step over that lol. based on that lets just say he enjoys retro hungi music

27. do they get angry/lose their temper quickly?

answered here 😋

32/33. do they have any tattoos? do they have any piercings?

he has his right ear pierced! only wears earrings on occasion tho. and yeahhh some tattoos for sure 😁 probably for all his career milestones but instead of like dates or car related stuff its stupid shit he made a bet with his pals back at home about. and then i drew dates and car related shit

that worm is a snake in the shape of the austrian circuit 😭 havent put that much effort or thought into it but i was like maybe the first time he was in the points? i like the shape of that race and omg its his birthday too (2024 would be his first season... he gets switched in after a handful of races. gotta sit more on that tho but thats a bit of loose context for you guys 😁)

40. have they ever had a near-death experience?

i want him to 🥰 bro is two days old and im already thinking about breaking his bones

theres one crash scenario in my head where its nothing too serious in the end but marc injures his wrists... ehe... nando can give hands-on help to two twinks in a row 😋

[vulpisnocturna]

Shisui cringe headcanons? Like I can tell he has a dry sense of humor

Is dry humour cringe now? :( (me, the dry humour enthusiast)

He loves puns. The type to buy a book of puns and annoy the living hell out of everyone who comes in contact with him with dad jokes. And they're so stupid. He reads them out and misses the rhythm so they're even worse

Is the type of guy that does the big-eyed pout “🥺” because he thinks it will work on people when he doesn't get what he wants. Spoiler alert, with those big, pretty eyes and long eyelashes, sometimes it works

Shows you his "prowess" by throwing candy/grapes in the air and catching them in his mouth. Thinks it makes him look cool. It makes him look like a 15yr old jock

In a relationship, Shisui's the type of person who sometimes mispronounces words on purpose to sound "cute". He's not hungry, he's hungy. Yeah... it is what it is

He sees stuff in romantic films and he thinks it will make him a heartthrob. I'm talking boombox outside your window, he throws rocks at it to catch your attention (he accidentally broke the window because he didn't control his strength enough), declarations of love he definitely stole from some C-rate romance film

On that point, makes you stand in the rain so you can have a romantic kiss and then he gets the flu

He will find out which pet name annoys you the most and use it ALL. THE. TIME. Oh, you hate "cupcake"? Congratulations, that's your new name now.

[helix-enterprises117]

Halo Reloaded - A Non-Canon April Fools Story

Picture, if you will, the formidable members of Blue-Team, Spartans who've faced down the worst the galaxy has to offer, now brought to a standstill by...well, let's call it an unexpected anomaly.

Enter stage left: a pint-sized Master Chief, replete with those iconic green armor plates shrunken down to toddler size, and—because the universe apparently has a sense of humor—a pair of fuzzy cat ears affixed to his helmet. If you're thinking this sounds like something out of a fever dream, congratulations, you're not alone.

Kelly-087, whose reflexes are so sharp she could probably dodge lightning, can't seem to move. She's caught in the tractor beam of cuteness emanating from mini-Chief. Linda-058, who can hit a bullseye without breaking a sweat, has her sniper rifle pointed at the ground, her usual laser focus redirected to the miniature spectacle before her.

Then, from the depths of the comically oversized helmet, comes a voice. It's like Master Chief's if you ran it through a "cute" filter and then decided, for good measure, to throw grammar and syntax out the window. "Me hungy. Tummy go brrrr," declares mini-Chief, patting his armored belly with the seriousness of a soldier, yet sounding more like he's auditioning for a role in a children's TV show.

Kelly's stoic facade crumbles like a cookie in the grasp of our mini hero. "Is he... did he just say he's hungry?" she asks, disbelief wrestling with amusement in her voice.Linda, eyes softening, chuckles. "Yeah, I think we've got a hungry mini on our hands. Never thought I'd see the day," she admits, finding joy in the sheer absurdity of the moment.

This is where Fred-104, the epitome of leadership and the guy who probably reads manuals for fun, steps in. Even he can't ignore the bizarre cuteness of their miniature comrade. "Team, we've got a mission," he declares with a gravitas that feels slightly ridiculous given the context. "Operation: Feed Munchkin Chief is a go."

As Fred reaches down, those tiny Spartan hands—looking more suited for playing with action figures than being one—latch onto his finger. "Fwed, foodies, pwease?" mini-Chief implores, gazing up with eyes that could probably convince a grunt to lay down its arms.

Kelly snorts, the sound a mix of disbelief and delight. "Foodies? Seriously, are we really doing this?" Yet, the smile tugging at her lips betrays her tough exterior.

Linda, already scrolling through her mental catalog of snacks suitable for their pint-sized leader, nods with enthusiasm usually reserved for planning sniper nests. "Oh, we're doing it. Let's rustle up a feast worthy of a...well, a very small supersoldier," she suggests, her sniper's poise giving way to mischief.

And so, the members of Blue-Team, these paragons of strength and strategy, find themselves embroiled in a new kind of mission. It's one that involves less sneaking and shooting and more...snack preparation.

@jellotherelol, @makowrites, @empresskadia, @pelgraine, @caffeineyum.

[gojinka]

🍕 - What is their favorite food? for fido, buck, and any other characters you want because i am obsessed with that ask you answered a while back about all your agents dietary habits. it was so in-depth and well written and made me hungy

YAY glad to hear!!!

Fido - fried gizzards, burgers, mac n’ cheese, unhealthy greasy junk food or gas station ramen, it’s like a guilty pleasure at this point, he usually survives on those ‘healthy vegan’ tv dinners because he hardly knows how to prepare meals for himself and he worries about his health. (Guy who’s morning routine is eating shredded cheese out the bag brushing his teeth and then sitting outside smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee, “why do I feel like shit all the time”) He likes how filling and delicious home cooked meals are but he loves the listed first few options. They just make him feel like crap afterward .

Buck - he likes sweet fruit desserts, usually, but you’ll win him over with anything that has a cute presentation. He’s not good at baking so he’s always eager to order a dessert when he goes out to eat and chocolate is too sweet for him. I think if you asked him what his favorite food was he’d answer with some expensive salmonid meat product only because it tastes great and it’s not something he’d eat often. But otherwise it’s for sure fruit desserts. (And maybe not super relevant, but. He really likes the taste of green onions and cilantro. 🌿 He also eats a lot of popsicles and other frozen ice creams? He keeps them in the fridge at work since Inkling territory is always so HOT…)

I already rambled about the NSS’s food decisions, but in a nutshell:

July: Sweet fruit (like watermelon or strawberries. Kiwi…)

Alligator: fried junk and anything hearty and meaty; she’s a girl who loves rice… carbs.

Valentine: sweet desserts, but they’ll eat anything. I think alligator has watched her bite one of her rotting house plants before. She will lick a wall if it looks like it has a Taste.

Saint: light foods… rice… unseasoned meat or seaweed flaked on… eggs. Because Octarians have dietary restrictions similar to the dietary choices of wasteland salmonids, usually food cooked by Valentine:

Samah: the same way as Saint, light foods, egg, but dislikes veggies and can sometimes be a little picky. They are overall willing to try anything.

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Dude I cannot draw this goddamn pose and I am dying inside oh my godddddddd I think i should concur this in the morning or something idk man

(It;s a laying down pose from top view, one hand behind the head, the other on the stomach, kinda hugging something (think small plushie), one leg fully extended, the other bent up foot on the floor (like this "^-" basically if you can pisture it))

Also am kinda hungi

have a photo of this little guy (Feucoco)

I think I can actually picture the pose

but yeah go to sleep and work on the thing in the morning. It's not like it's going anywhere, and you should have some free time since yknow. spring break

also I know who feucoco is and he is adorable so the picture is appreciated

anyways I'm going to bed because I need to eep

I recommend you do the same, tumblr user rainbowangel110