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beardedhandstoadshark · 2 months

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Shoutouts to the GSA for having the phone number to the Halberd this entire time and not ringing up Meta Knight even once. My mans, the orb thought yall were DEAD! For YEARS! He has survivor‘s guilt over being the sole person of a lost war still alive while his two dead besties’ kids both tried to take revenge on seperate occasions, and these guys have just been hanging out on the line this entire time!

Worst coworkers fr no wonder he can put up with Dedede so easily if that‘s the standard Meta Knight had to deal with before

#kirby #kirby anime #i am aware the ending of that show was rushed #but like. Imagine being meta knight #thinking everyone else is dead and only you live #(minus island guy but he doesnt count)#only for THOSE JERKS #to suddenly say Hi out of NOWHERE #AFTER you spent whoknowshowmanyyears dealing with a power hungy penguin #to secretly built a battleship as a final stance against the guy who presumably killed everyone #but apparently not!#And it‘s just no one bothered to tell him!#alternatively they just got the halberd on line once it space-jumped #but like. How was no one ever sus of dreamland being a monster magnet #or their biologically engineered super-baby disappearing out of orbit 200 years too early to crashland there #SURELY someone‘s put tabs on Kirby at least #right??

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