#guy gardner green lantern

[soupsandwich64]

🤔

He's one of those characters that can can be *divine* when written correctly, or absolutely *insufferable* if the writers fumble him.

I dunno he's kinda bbg. Like just a little. Like in the same way people like possums.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"

"My favourite is the Flash!"

"Mine is Robin!"

[frownyalfred]

eldritch green lantern ideas:

ring slowly starts fusing with the finger it's on until one day the finger just glows, there's no more ring

bleeding green (duh)

so willful that reality tends to bend around them in small instances, like coffee always being warm or never having to wait for the elevator, or someone nearby tripping

the ring stops translating other languages because they just start understanding/speaking them eventually

the constructs chosen by Earth Lanterns stop looking like Earth items and more alien, older, ancient

Lanterns slowly forgetting to take off their uniforms and just start wearing them all the time

separating them from their ring will cause very, very bad things to happen

not eating or drinking for several days, then several weeks, then several months at a time without noticing

unintentionally feeding (mentally) off of strong-willed people, and even encouraging disagreement just to sit in the middle of it and feel something almost warm again

[ciricearts]

four other prompts from twt <333

[theerurishipper]

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Oliver sat back in his chair, smiling contentedly. He watched his phone blow up before him as Roy went through the five stages of grief. "Serves you right, Batman," he laughed. The very thought of what was to come filled him with the satisfaction of revenge well taken.

"What's so funny?" asked Dinah, sounding exasperated. Oliver smiled over at her.

"You'll find out soon enough."

None of them knew what was coming. He'd kept this close to his chest for years, waiting for the right time to let it go. And now, it was all going to pay off.

"Now, to Bat-proof those arrows..."

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First <- Part 11 <- Part 12 -> Part 13

Masterpost

[melonnabar]

The gang!!

[mepostdcfanartshere]

[bondedcloud]

Krypto is so cute btw… Take us home Krypto

[littlewing-52]

I recently learned that before New 52, Guy Gardener was at one point social worker. This got retconned during New 52 as did most of his previous backstory, however while the rest of his backstory got brought back, he's still a fucking cop.

DC is missing out on the opportunity to do the funniest shit.

Just imagine baby Dick meeting Guy for the first time as Robin and instantly ruining the secret identity thing by immediately shouting "MR. GARDNER????" Because Guy was the social worker assigned to Dick after his parents died.

When the league finds out Billy is just a child, everyone else is freaking out about how young he is while Guy is simultaneously going full social worker, asking Billy questions to make sure his uncle isn't facilitating this, and also trying to figure out why so many of his kids are in the Justice League.

He also quit being a social worker to teach children with disabilities, imagine Bruce S T R E S S I N G when this happens because having a superhero social worker made everything so much easier.

[thecrowmonster]

dc characters as tumblr/twitter posts

[bearforceone3]

i have an excuse to post this because kyle’s a white lantern again

[hannahvardit]

i saw guy gardener in the new superman trailer and lost my entire mind, he’s ugly, he’s terrible, he’s garbage, i love him

[asa-fish]

Happy Halloween！🎃😈

[frownyalfred]

this might be my own headcanon, but I love to think that Bruce’s least favorite Green Lantern is Guy Gardener and it’s a fixed ranking, despite what Hal Jordan might think. which means, yes, there are absolutely times when Bruce is scheduled to work with Guy and chooses to sub in Hal without saying anything (Hal can never know this or he will become eternally insufferable)

“Hal and I butt heads every time we work together” versus “Guy Gardener is so stupid I want to throw myself out of the airlock of the Watchtower and die floating in space because at least then I’ll be alone”

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Okay I'm back to rebuilding my funny comic panel collection.

[wonderjanga]

Small Tokens of Favor

The gods favor Billy Batson. It’s only natural after all. The boy is the Champion of Magic. Though, it isn’t just limited to the Greek pantheon. It stretches to most of them. If there’s a pantheon, at least one God favors him.

Marvel and the Green Lanterns: *playing monopoly*

Guy Gardner: “THIS IS BULLSHIT! HOW DO YOU HAVE ALMOST ALL THE PROPERTIES?!”

Marvel: *shrugs* “Does that matter? Just give me my money, Guy.” *makes grabby hands for the money*

Guy: “No, because you’re obviously cheating!”

Marvel *gasp* “I am not cheating!”

John Stewart: “Guy, just give him the money.”

Guy: “Hell no. And don’t think I don’t know you guys are working together because how do you have a decent amount of properties while me and Hal have like two? And Hal’s in jail!”

John: “We’re not, but even then, why do you care? You and Hal are working together and aren’t even trying to hide it.”

Hal: “We’re working together because we clearly need an edge over this guy.” *juts a thumb at Marvel as he sips some apple juice*

Marvel: “So am I getting my money or…?”

By the way, John and Billy were totally working together. And the reason Billy was rich in this game? A god of prosperity aided him. He made a some offerings to them later in thanks.

Marvel: “Uno.”

JL members: *groans of annoyance*

Flash: “Dude, you’ve won six rounds in a row. Supes is he cheating?”

Supes: “I don’t believe so.”

Flash: “Then how do you keep winning??”

Marvel: *shrugs* “Lady Luck is on my side.”

She was in fact literally on his side. He made sure the thank her profusely since the Clark wagered some of Ma Kent’s leftover cooking. Billy and Mary ate good that night.

Marvel and Supes: *playing just dance and hitting every move perfectly*

Supes: “I keep messing up on the yeahs.”

Marvel: “Huh. Weird.”

It was in fact, not weird to him. Reason being is that he knew a god of dance was tripping Kal up. Oh well, he and Clark bet more of Ma Kent’s cooking on this, he isn’t going to say anything.