#guilty pleasure of mine

[com-i-cal]

brozone doods

the movie’s great i love it

[stabby-apologist]

🤍Bellamort🖤

[4sh-n4]

AU where bruce and co. (his entire hoarde of kids, even jason in disguise) are at a gala. And it's a really big gala, party of the year type of thing in Gotham, absolutely unmissable. And usually, even the rogues know that this night is off limits, so it's relatively safe. So, they're all at this gala, right?

And then the joker crashes it because he has no respect for Gotham traditions. Breaks in through a window, yada yada. He starts to go on this whole villain speech as per usual, and everyone is waiting for the heroes to come. But all the heroes are at the gala, in their civilian identities, with a thousand eyes on them. No one can reasonably slip away, except for maybe jason, who's already seething mad and ready to attack. But with the chaos and people trying to get away, all the exits are blocked, and his helmet is at home.

Bruce is at the front of the crowd, facing the Joker. Joker sees him and makes a comment about Jason, and goes on about how Bruce must've felt when his baby died. And then he brings up how he killed the little birdie too, just a few days before the terrorist attacks that allegedly killed Jason. And he mentions how much he tortured Robin before his death, and Bruce snaps.

He leaps forward, absolutely hammering the shit out of the joker. Beats him up so bad, no finesse or technique to it, just pure rage. His kids try to pull him off, to no avail. No one else even tries. By the end of it, by the time the police arrive, the joker is more blood than body, and Bruce has finally calmed down. Everyone is just staring at him in shock, understandably. (The joker ends up in hospital, paralysed and in a coma)

His kids all drag Bruce home and give him an entire lecture about his persona and how his cover has probably been blown. About excessive violence and how he refused to kill joker but then pulled this in public?? They're all worried about the fallout in the news the next day.

No one sleeps that night, for various reasons, but then when the newspaper comes out the next morning... there's just nothing bad written?? The headline is something about Bruce being a hero for saving everyone from the joker, but there's no other mention about Batman or anything else.

Turns out, no one in Gotham is surprised that Brucie Wayne, no 1 airhead, beat up the joker because "did you SEE him as a teenager?? We were all just glad when he came from his travels pretending to be stupid instead of picking fights with everyone. If anything, it's understandable that he snapped, I would too if a clown started bragging about killing my son." The only reason no one brought up his violent past is because they were worried he would revert back to that behaviour.

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

a dumb little doodle based on this post

[more-mara]

Dunno why I’m on such a landoscar obsession recently but (NSFW warning) a fic where everyone just assumes Oscar tops because he’s always the one taking Lando by the waist or dragging him into his lap and neither Lando or Oscar ever correct anyone when they mention it- they just laugh and change the subject because really it’s nobodies business and neither of them feel any shame towards their sex lives or their preferences.

Lando gets a real kick out of the whole thing because yes, he enjoys being held and fussed over and basically having Oscar at his every beck and call, but in bed the whole thing flips on its head because it’s Oscar who’s sitting in his lap, blushing and squirming while Lando has his way with him.

“You like having people think you’re the top? That’s cute,”

So Lando just spend the night showing Oscar exactly why he tops.

[ventique18]

MALLEUS PERSONALLY INVITING YOU??? He's expecting you to come to him??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Oh my GOD. The crowd is literally heated up with all the magic ensemble going on and Malleus actually made an effort to break away from all of that just to fetch you! Omfg 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

Why are you like this? Why do you make us swoon? Why are you so deliberate?

Also...

Lo-love triangle..? 😳

[videodrme]

2023 FILM DIARY [5/?]

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) — dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[isriune]

farcille sports AUs

[shesmyscar]

this one’s for the lisa frankenstein, chappell roan stans

[pharawee]

As promised yesterday, Kongthup released the pilot teaser for their next BL Doctor's Mine starring Pak Varayu, Mon Taechin, Gun Thapanawat and Krismon Thanawat.

And tbh this seems like a very oldschool engineers/doctors uni BL but if I trust anyone with that, it's Kongthup my beloved. 🤞

[housecow]

Why don’t you like Taylor Swift and what artist do you like instead? Sorry if is off topic just curious

boring music, oversaturated w the exact same thing over and over again it seems like… also my roommate my sophomore year of college was OBSESSED and im so over it 😭

i am NOT claiming that my taste in music is better, jsyk!! everyone is different and to each their own!! plus like. my top artists since 2020 has been bastille 😭😭 their recent albums are shit imo but doomdays/wild world always gets me so pumped haha

also i’m listening to a lot of country rn… johnny cash is always my #1 ofc but im a fan of vincent neil emerson, brooks & dunn, john denver, jim croce (does he count as country?), willie nelson, etc.

and then for more misc stuff—outkast, sonido gallo negro, MF DOOM, the buttress, wolf alice, lil d*rkie (feels weird to put him down and i don’t like writing that out/saying it but admittedly i love his stuff), and my girl patsy cline

[idontmindifuforgetme]

THE BOY IS MINE I CAN’T WAIT TO TRY HIM LE-LET’S GET INTERTWINED THE STARS THEY ALIGNED THE BOY IS MINE WATCH ME TAKE MY TIME I CAN’T BELIEVE MY MIND THE BOY IS DIVINE BOY IS MINE

[nebuladreamz]

Today you get painting of a genshin oc of mine

Tomorrow? Fuck if I know

[sneezegoblin]

Another Trigun comic I drew last year! It’s rough and wonky but- I kind of still like it 🤷‍♀️

I always love to think about how an actual conversation about the whole “not actually dead-thing” situation might have gone in blr

[FIY: I actually don’t think Wolfwood would’ve hit him (probably. Idk) This is just a silly slapstick idea I had so don’t think too hard about it]

[oderu]

SHOH DUMP PT 2

[giogiostart]

two mimir