#guess whos back on their bs

[kiwi-the-bird-and-fruit]

You guys seem to like the Lansoni Generations au so here's some more

Gonna have to put a break for this one

Lancelot's time in the white void would be very interesting. He'd see his fellow knights, his own son, and yet they all seem foreign to him. Imagine Silver's surprise when Lancelot approaches him with mirth, greeting him with relief and fondness. "My son, you've been brought to this strange void as well? No matter, we must aid your father in his quest to restore this world. Wait, where is your armor?"

Silver goes through a mini crisis because A. This is decidedly NOT Shadow and he has no idea what to do about this imposter (Forces flashbacks), B. Said imposter seems to believe Silver is his SON for some reason, and finally C. He just implied SONIC is his other father???? He wonders if he's been transported to the wrong timeline.

Lancelot meanwhile is very confused. Galahad looks younger, a bright light that endured great tragedies unknown to him. It quickly becomes apparent this is not his son, but even so, he worries for the wellbeing of his son's lookalike.

When Sonic ends up passing through, Silver practically yanks him to the side to corner him about Lancelot. Sonic sheepishly tells him about his time in Camelot, skirting around the whole "Lancelot and me were a thing." Silver cuts to the chase and chastises him for messing with the timeline.

"Hey, in my defense, I didn't realize I was in the same timeline! I thought I got summoned into another world, honest!"

"Sonic, do you have any idea what that means? Historians could find the lost artifacts of Camelot and find your name instead of King Arthur!"

"I mean, I technically was the True King Arthur-"

"SONIC!"

What's done is done at this point, his influence far too great to the people of Camelot. Then Silver shifts the topic, instead questioning why he chose Sir Lancelot of all people.

"Sonic, listen, I'm not one to judge but-"

"Look I know they look practicaly identical but I promise you he's his own person!"

"Right, yeah. You gotta admit its a little odd, though! Not to mention I apparently look like your son? What's up with that?"

"… yeah honestly your guess is as good as mine on that one."

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"So… any other familiar doppelgangers to your Lancelot?"

"Well, Blaze looks exactly like Sir Percival, Knuckles looks like Gawain, Amy looks like Lady Nimue, and Tails looks like the blacksmith back in Camelot. I'm not really sure how to break the news about Amy to Lance though.."

"News? Why, did something happen to Lady Nimue?"

"Nothing bad, it's just uh… she's his mom.. and my mother-in-law?"

"Ignoring the mother-in-law thing because I want some peace of mind for a moment, you're telling me Amy looks like his mom?"

"I know! It threw me off the first time, too! Not to mention they're so different from each other. It'll be like a switch flipped for poor Lance.."

"Alright loverboy, go get Lancelot and I can attempt to help explain the situation."

[fiendishpal]

GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES AAAAAA

[bonjaminfranklin]

The farmer’s big night out

[dirtbagdefender]

[a-s-levynn]

iv & iii

[dandeli0n29]

Thorquill AU: Post TLAT

Thor reunites with the Guardians and brings Love onto the ship as well. Yes, Quill and Thor are secretly dating. And yes, they definitely kissed in the ship's hallway, and Love definitely saw them. And Love doesn't like it when she is lied to.

Bonus:

[kruinka]

i truly think this is the funniest line in bllk

[arttsuka]

And now, based on their mlp designs, semi-anthropomorphic horses Jedediah and Octavius.

[funnyscienceman]

can never take the jayvik = brothers thing seriously bec my brother is literally listening to some bible podcast at full blast rn and if we ever make eye contact it's because he's about to tell me to do the dishes

[julesnichols]

[apnourry]

love is stored in the bummin it lookbook

[megamindsecretlair]

So im telling my mom and cousin that I turned down OT tonight because fuuuuck that. People are nasty enough on calls during the DAY. Im not signing up for abuse on the phone at night 👏🏽

My mom and cousin telling me im tripping. 😒 I'm not because my peace is more important 😌

Why my cousin say "its the Caucasian in you"? She's darker skinned than me and stays with the "light skinned, you're not really Black" jokes.

But when I say, "if you suffering from a heat stroke from being out in the field, that's on you".

Now I'm fucked up and everybody wanna get itchy 🤔 what happened frenn 🤔 I thought we were jokey joking round here 🤔

[inga-don-studio]

New job jitters never really go away, do they?

Sunday was my last shift at the job I've been trying to get away from for over a year & a half, and today I start a new (but in the same field) job at a place I've been trying to get my foot-in-the-door for just as long lol.

Technically I'm ridiculously experienced in what I'm going to be doing starting out, but HA HA OH BOY that really doesn't reassure the anxiety brain gremlins.

[timbourinedrake]

Giving the people (me) what they want

[wade-winston-wilson]

All these people think love's for show,

But I would die for you in secret.

The devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me.

Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?