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#daniel ricciardo#anyways people on Daniel’s charity post telling him to retire#have you no shame?#grow up?????#be a productive member of society???#telling him to bow out at monaco like he’s getting fired tomorrow#shut up and contribute to society
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Queued right up for it
#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a 🪲 fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that#the beatles#chatter tag
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tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass
#''yeah haha i just never really cared about clothes growing up'' free roaming eggs are on sale this weekend#can you believe that having a body you actually like to look at in the mirror makes you want to put good clothes on it too?#surely this is uncharted territory in the mapping of human experiences
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Collection of “I’m Robin and being Robin gives me magic!”
Part 1 | Part 2 of Ghost Jason Series
#batman#red hood#nightwing#robin#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#my art#batfamily#lil jay and big jay don’t really like each other#dilf Bruce Wayne#Jason growing up#dc comics#dc#ghost!jason
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
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I know this is the Anti Small Talk Website but small talk is one of the most effective social glues out there for getting to know people and forming friendships with them.
When I was just starting out at a job right after college I had a coworker who I thought was the nicest person alive and after a few weeks I realized this was just because she consistently asked other people things like, "How ya doing? Whatcha having for lunch? Got any weekend plans? Seen any good movies lately?" instead of politely ignoring everyone around her.
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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad
Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*
Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him
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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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days used to last all day. now days last 5 hours. If you're lucky
#this is about growing up and also having mental health issues#but is applicable to winter most definitely
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#there's TONS missed but limited options#i watched so many of these growing up#tumblr polls#youtube#youtubers
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insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????
#honestly it should be a fun milestone when u hit puberty and grow body hair#it's not a Big Scary Thing you're just--getting fuzzy!#that's what life does it gives you some fuzz and some chub and some wrinkles. and they are WONDERFUL. they are power-ups
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Poppy playtime chapter 4 post credit scene
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#ppt#poppy playtime#yarnaby#the doctor#harley sawyer#poppy playtime chapter 4#look guys they are okay! :)#nothing bad happened !!#Harley is now one robot with all his data loaded up on it#and Yarnaby lost all his Yarn BUT is okay just crawled out#gotta get him a blanket#don’t worry the doctor probably can help him grow some new yarn quicker#this is definitely real I promise
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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that
Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!
Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.
Bruce:
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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University
Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-
Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that
Bruce:
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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?
Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.
Bruce:
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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done
Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout
Bruce:
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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-
Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?
Bruce:
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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school
Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!
Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me
Bruce:
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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology
Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.
Bruce:
#cass just stares at him disapprovingly till he caves#worse if Damian grows up and gets an actual medical degree#the thought of alfred being a usual asian parent level of disappointed in his failed degree is so funny to me#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#tim drake#damian wayne#batman#duke thomas#stephanie brown#batfam headcanons#batfamily#alfred pennyworth#nightwing#red hood#red robin#dc robin#signal dc#robin#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#incorrect batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#dc#dc comics#batman shitpost#batman comics
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This was a painful one to put together. My short autobiographical comic for the anthology "When I Was Young..." Edited by Michele Abounader. I'll share the link for where to buy the full book when it is available.
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