just watched The Wiz and im convinced that it's impossible to knock down Diana Ross in heels. that woman was skipping down steep slopes and escaping pursuers of all sorts wearing 5 inch stilettos with the grace of a ballerina.
I'd like to imagine the Doctor running into Donna later in life and still fearing she'll recognise him, before realising he's regenerated a bunch........ And then she recognises him because he's wearing the face of someone SHE helped save 💀
Jon: Damian, I have a suggestion that you're going to hate, but I need you to bear with me and seriously consider it
Damian: very well
Jon: *takes a deep breath* I think we should go on an adventure with our brothers (Kon and Tim) instead of our dads
Damian: *visibly vibrating with anger* *deep inhale* ...eXpLaIn
Jon: our dads are constantly talking about responsibility and the importance of a well-balanced SuperBat partnership, working together as a single unit and approaching things seriously
Damian: they are respected heroes, above reproach in their conduct and two of the three main founders of the Justice League
Damian: meanwhile our "brothers", as you say, have a public history of being reckless and idiotic when teamed up together and are regularly involved in inane, useless shenanigans
Jon: they would let us ride laser dinosaurs into battle without question
Damian: they-
Damian:
-later-
Damian: father Jon and I are going on an adventure with Drake and his clone boy
"the characters have canonical set classes" this "they're multiclassing" that WRONG each of the main characters in the D&D movie represents a maxed stat. main character dadguy has maxed CON, look at life kicking the shit out of him and him still truckin'. evil wizard is maxed INT, shapeshifter is maxed DEX, beef momlady is maxed STR, fake lord of the city is maxed CHA. sorcerer is exceptional at identifying magical objects but shit at casting because he's maxed on WIS but charisma, the casting mod for sorcerers, is his dump stat. I'm right because this is funnier.
Tagged by my gf @glitterdyke to post my top 4 favorite watches of June, most of which we watched together<3
If you don't have 4 favorite first watches, post your favorite re-watches fuck the rules! would love to see what you guys are watching and loving regardless.
rewatching Thor and I genuinely forgot how good Jane and Thor’s chemistry was. I believe in it! and it does elicit that secondhand flustered giggling ‘they’re so cute!’ feeling, which is unfortunately atypical for MCU romances and honestly missing from most movies period. bring it back!!!!
No animation work today; ProCreate Dreams is still in its infancy and is honestly kind of hard to work with. But! Flick gets new wings, so not all is lost!! :D
Lookit my handsome boi, he gon stab a bitch to death :D
Not a Dune book purist disappointed by the changes, not tearing my hair off with excitement for Part Two, but a secret third thing (I think it just was not weird enough)
I’m happy to report that one of Alan Alda’s roles in a particularly horrifyingly bad movie called Playmates is, in fact, named Marshall, and called Marsh for short to boot, so I think that last ask had a premonition!! Please save yourself and never watch it 😩🫡
i really love and appreciate getting movie/show recs no matter how long my To-Watch list gets, but you know what, with how delightfully you phrased this, now i think getting an ask warning me NOT to check something out because it flat-out sucks is even funnier. thank you for chipping in and keeping up the blog morale by putting blinders on me like a horse 💜