#grandma lover

[johnnydany]

My Squad Calls Me Grandma T-Shirt

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[fernsandtales]

🍂 Autumn Bookmark DIY 🍂 [etsy]

[detective-twinkachu]

Au that Max and Norm totes hide who Spider's bio dad is. Like Max and Norm gets this mysterious abandoned baby's DNA test and it turns out he is the son of Colonel Quaritch and a pilot named Paz Socorro. Of course Norm is in complete disbelief, no way a murderer like Quaritch could produce an offspring like this cute kid???

Norm: Run the test again.

Max: I ran them three times!

Norm: No! How can that asshole make this!

(Que an adorable baby Spider cooing at Norm)

Norm knows as soon as Neytiri or any Navi, forget the humans that would hold a grudge against Quaritch, find out about Spider's parentage, this kids life is going to be hell. So both men decide to... not tell anyone who Spider's dad is. The kid looks nothing like Quaritch and takes mostly after his mother, with the big brown eyes and curly hair, except where the mother is brunette, the son is blonde. It takes Norm three hours later to find a semblance of a birth certificate in the rooms the baby was found, in a shoe box under the bed. The paper brings a smile to Norm's face.

Javier Socorro

Born:2154 Pandora

Mother: Pasquella Marie Socorro

Father: N/A

Convenient. Most likely the jackass didn't want to be linked to the only woman who broke the rules of having a child on Pandora or Socorro knew Quaritch's enemies would come after the baby.

Norm and Max decide to erase all evidence of Quaritch from Javi's, Norm's name for the baby, life. The humans that were involved with the conception or birth of Javi are no longer on Pandora, so there is nobody to reveal his parentage. So it's easy for Norm to hit delete on everything about Spider.

Max: We tell absolutely no one of Javi's bio dad, got it? Take it to the grave.

Norm:Bet.

Mo'at, spying from the spirit tree: Bet

Eywa, herself: Bet.

Next with Jake and everyone else. It's not that Max and Norm do not tell Jake of the existence of a human baby on Pandora but just 'forget'.

It's not until Jake comes with a pregnant Neytiri on an unannounced visit, Max and Norm doing work with a white bassinet between them. Both him and Norm freeze when the two Na'vi spot the bassinet and immediately Neytiri is looking at it in alarm. Jake is the one who draws closer, stepping in front of Neytiri. This prompts Norm to hurriedly give an explanation of the presence of a human baby on Pandora, who his parents are (Paz Socorro and an aviation tech Norm knows is dead), and why they can't send the baby to earth. The kid won't survive the journey. Most likely, the kid will die in cryo-sleep. Jake asks more questions about the baby while Neytiri is staring at the baby for so long it puts Max on edge. Finally, the two Na'vi leave and the two scientists believe they are home free.

Until the next day, Jake and Neytiri are back with Jake wanting to hold Javi! Jokes that it's good practice for when the baby comes, even though Baby Spider can fit in the palm of Jake's hand, Neytiri herself just comments how small the child is. The two stay for four hours and both scientists are sweating buckets.

It gets better (or worst depending who you ask) when Neytiri becomes smitten with baby Spider!

Then suddenly Mo'at appears at Hell's Gate like.

Which almost gives Norm another aneurysm until Mo'at's like "chill bro, now give it here."

So in conclusion before I go on a long plot, Spider is given a better lease on life thanks to Norm and Max hiding Quaritch's identity from everyone. Yes, Spider would get slack for being a human but at least it isn't a 'sins of the father' type of hatred but just the mistrust of humans. Max and Norm at first are gonna raise Spider but then Jake and Neytiri fall in love with Spider and want to adopt him.

Jake and Neytiri:

Max and Norm:

[meandtheveggies]

one book closer to my reading goal 🌟

[snazzi-strawberri-artz]

AUGHH CLASS ASSIGNMENT YIPPEEE!!! Had to make cut out silhouette designs for 3 of our characters!!!

[bubblewater]

Why ship Moana x Matangi when Moana x Loto is RIGHT THERE

Like Spirit Granny can’t pull the Bat Lady

[furiarossa]

I'll write short romance novels (you know, like Harlequin format) but with Maddie and Vlad as the main characters, so random middle-aged women and light romance lovers (or even heavy ones, maybe I'll do some AUs with vampires and dark themes) will find themselves shipping my ship without knowing who they really are. Muhahahaha!

I'll do a whole series of books with Maddie and Vlad in different universes. A whole series of novels always with the same main characters, but they'll have different names and will be in different worlds.

Enough, I'll become a writer of the genre I read the least, romance, with the pure power of rarepair.

[kamiraaah]

What if the reason Malleus agreed to surprise adopting the kids was because his grandma said they were gonna be his and Silver's new siblings (They both think Silver grew up too fast and Malleus would happily dress the kids in his old clothes)

Anon now I don't know if I'm die of cuteness or if I'm cry because of the potential angst that this could have.... I LOVE YOUR IMAGINATION! But... oof.... this could happen in so many bittersweet scenarios !!!

Like.... they watching the little ones growing up just like they have watched Silver.... Realizing that soon they will no longer be present in their lives and...AND.... 😭😭😭🫠😫😫😫

[bonboony]

❤..

[otomehonyaku]

does anyone know how active the DL community is on Wattpad? I was thinking of posting my Ruki/Yui short stories on there as well but I've never used Wattpad before aaaaa

[revvethasmythh]

i'm actually so entertained with how illario is immediately so fucking obvious as a bad guy, so the question isn't whether he's the traitor but rather WHAT exactly did he do, HOW involved was he in all the nefarious plots, and how EXTREME were the plans he made and the answers to all those questions blow expectations out of the water in terms of sheer insanity

[johnnydany]

You Can't Scare Me I Have A Crazy Grandma T-Shirt

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[shadowisabean]

Pet your dog's favorite toy... 🧸

[july-19th-club]

yesterday i was like oh no i couldn't possibly try to bull my way through more who rewatch or new material it's simply not feasible ive got too much else going on . but i checked and the last place i left off rewatch-wise was 'age of steel' which of course is a perennial favorite due to the mickey ricky jake of it all so

[meandtheveggies]

little flea that I just adopted!!!

[enigmaticpink]

I wonder how my great great great grandma who was born in 1907 and died before even my mom was born would feel to know that in 2024 there's a cat named after her. Like to know that her own great granddaughter who she only ever known as a little girl, would as a 65 year old woman, adopt a cat and think like...'she reminds me of my great grandmother who's been gone longer now than I ever knew her.'