#gorgeous israeli guys

[israelihunks]

[seizethenightagain2]

I’ll eat anything you offer me Eliad 🤪

[ladelbarrio]

Daniel Litman דניאל ליטמן (vid source)

[david-goldrock]

Charbu Darbu

Let's start with explaining the arabic in this song:

Charbu Darbu: an Israeli mis-saying of the arabic Charb WaDarb: meaning War and path, or more figuratively, a strong strike

Kalb: meaning dog, a curse

Kul Kalb Biji Yomo: every dog has its day, meaning everyone will get what they deserve (negative)

Kachbot: bitches

Wallah: And Allah, used as I swear to God

Abu Ali: the father of Ali, meaning one who tries to deter by making a frightening impression that is not real

Katla: Lynch

Rabak: your god, used as in ecstasy, extreme readiness

Abu Baklawa: The father of a baklava, a dimminishing derogatory name for an arab commander (sometimes, the hamas commander responsible for the sharing of Baklavas when jews are murdered)

Now Military language:

Golani, Nachal, Shirion, Giv'ati, Handasa, Isuf, Kfir, Totchanim, Tzanchanim, Duvdevan, Karakal, Bardelas, Magav - military divisions

Marking Xs on the weapon: an army habit of marking an X for every kill done with a weapon

Writing names on the shells: an army habit of writing names, jokes, or curses on outgoing shells

The Gaza envelope: the Israeli cities and kibbutzim near Gaza

Jewish info:

Amalek: One of the worst opponents of the jewish people, known for attacking the elderly, the weak, the children, the bodies that remain after battle etc., with a commandment to erase their decedents

Now for the translation:

One, two, shoot! One, two, shoot! Two, shoot! One, two yeah... Attention Listen Stilla I'm not kidding with you yeah, yay, ey, yeah

A bunch of fucker rats coming out of the tunnel (tunnel : Mechila) Doing an Abu Ali, you idiots, Wallah (my) word there will be no forgiveness (forgiveness : Mechila) Who do you think you are that you come here and shout Palestine for free (as in free of charge)? *spits* You decedents of Amalek! hop - sabotage!

Left, right, left, how the country as a whole is on (army) uniforms from the Galilee to Eylat (the entire length of the country) (Male) warriors (Female) warriors, Duvdevan and Magav, Karakal, Bardelas We have brought the entire army upon you and I swear there will be no forgiveness *spits* You decedents of Amalek! All the units ready? Attention!

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) Navy, Air Force (Attention!) Totchanim, Tzanchanim (Attention!) All units in the IDF are in the mood for a Charbu Darbu on your head (Pow, pow, pow!)

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) All the units in the air (Attention!) Handasa Isuf and Kfir (Attention!) All the IDF units are coming for a Charbu Darbu on their heads wai wai

Prepare the ass because it's the air force Feeling the vibration all the way to Tel Aviv All the girls are giving the soldiers looks And the guy from the news (Dani Kushmaro- a beautiful news anchor) suddenly looks gorgeous to me They are shouting at me Palestine (for) free But for some reason it sounds like a holiday sale Half a minute and the whole country is on (army) uniforms In the reserves, in the draft, everyone (One, two, shoot!)

For mom and dad! All of my fellas are on the front One for grandma and grandpa! Writing names on the shells For the kid in the Gaza envelope Upper Galilee and the center also Everyone's ready for a Katla, Rabak, Rabak All the units ready?

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) Navy, Air Force (Attention!) Totchanim, Tzanchanim (Attention!) All units in the IDF are in the mood for a Charbu Darbu on your head (Pow, pow, pow!)

Golani (One, two, shoot!) People from the Nachal (One, two, shoot!) Shirion (One, two, shoot!) Where's Giv'ati? (One, two, shoot!) All the units in the air (Attention!) Handasa Isuf and Kfir (Attention!) All the IDF units are coming for a Charbu Darbu on their heads wai wai

Another X on the weapon For Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Wait till we drop a rain on you, Kachbot Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Everyone who planned, everyone who supported, everyone who committed, everyone who murdered Kul Kalb Biji Yomo You got into trouble Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Did you hear? Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Nasrallah Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Muhamad Deif Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Haniya Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Abu Bakalwa Kul Kalb Biji Yomo Mecha-Bella Chadid (Mechabela sounds like hebrew for female terrorist- mechabelet) Dua lipa Mia Kalifa Kul Kalb Biji Yomo All the IDF units are coming for a Charbu Darbu on their heads wai wai

[bsof-maarav]

Things I saw on my way to shul this Shabbat:

A house with tons of pro-Hamas signs in the window right next to a house with one huge sign that said "You Need Jesus"

A series of telephone poles covered in pro-Hamas posters, but one was torn one down and in the white residue it left behind, someone wrote Bring Them Home Now

Pieces left behind of stickers about antisemitism that had been torn down, with just a few words left readable, pleas for recognition that Israelis and Jews are human

The poster that's been up since October on a public electrical box that says "The world stands with Palestine" (which always makes me roll my eyes and think, yes, Jews know the world stands with whoever would like to eliminate us, this isn't news) was updated to also say Fuck Israel

The "Viva Palestina" sign depicting a terrorist with a gun that's been in the window of one house since October was updated to add more names of murderous terrorists that the homeowner wished to honor with a special shout-out

The huge banner outside of a church saying "Love demands a permanent ceasefire now!" with an image of a dove carrying an olive branch apparently offended the local bird population who didn't want their image associated with this message so they pooped all over it

Many, many signs campaigning for a candidate for city council who says she is a "recovering Zionist" who did "ancestral healing" so that she no longer feels a stake in the ancestral homeland full of refugees and can now be a Good Jew (her campaign slogan is about her compassion and integrity which is rich when you consider she's part of the mob screaming at Shoah survivors in city council meetings that they're lying and works with a white supremacist guy who literally calls Jews "zios" and pigs)

The most gorgeously lush and varied flower gardens that you could ever imagine gracing every sidewalk

Flowering trees everywhere

Birds, bees, butterflies, well fed squirrels, and prosperous housecats of all kinds

Gorgeous period architecture, much of it beautifully preserved

A homeless person under a freeway overpass, trying to snuggle into a comfortable position on the cement, in the exact place that another homeless person was recently found dead

Multimillion dollar houses in one of the wealthiest areas of a country that never gets bombed, covered in signs advocating their support for Israel to keep being bombed and terrorized

On a street full of houses with pro-Hamas placards, one solitary house with a mezuzah and a sign on its door saying שלום

[pargolettasworld]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFYX1FEEzdg

You know the Kingston Trio?  Or that scene in Animal House where a guy in a black turtleneck is singing “I Gave My Love A Cherry” on the staircase at the Delta House toga party before Bluto takes his guitar away and smashes it to bits?  The Folk Scare of The Sixties, that’s what I’m talking about.  A folk music movement centered in Lower Manhattan, with a repertoire consisting of some reworked Anglo-American folk songs and some newly-composed additions to the genre, very earnest, the Sixties version of vaguely lefty politics, more clean-cut than you’d expect.

Haparvarim are sort of the Israeli version of that crowd.  The name means “The Suburbs,” referring to the outskirts of Tel Aviv-Yafo, where the founders Nissim Menachem and Yossi Khoury grew up.  This song is a charming little ditty about making musical instruments -- a harp of ivory and gold, a reed flute, a copper bell, and a French horn from a crystal-covered shell -- and playing a song that fills the whole world.  It’s not exactly high art, but it’s a lovely piece, with some absolutely gorgeous imagery.  It’s very much the sort of groovy, peace-adjacent song that you could play on the staircase of Beit Delta -- at least until the Israeli equivalent of Bluto comes along!

[jorjigirl]

It's finally happened. I vowed never to multi-stan for kpop groups but here I am, adding Ateez to my kpop obsession. The coachella set got me guys. How can I resist this?

I love it when music suddenly unlocks in my brain. It's like in The Matrix when Neo's brain uploads and he's like 'I know kung fu'. I know Ateez! The drama, the lush soundscapes, the theatrics. Wake Up was the key. It's strange, alluring and sensual all at once (and I've seen their concert footage with the blindfolds which helped *ahem*). Inception is a gorgeous love song. It's got that epic, running down the corridors to find you, yearning vocal. I also adore Turbulence for its dramatic build up as well. Their ballads are fantastic and quite underrated.

Their vibe is more mature and dark which I appreciate. The visuals are poppin', the vocals are strong, the dancing... omg, the dancing is out of this world. I never realised how slick they were but they all dance so well.

The fan service is serving and it's delicious. I love Yungi and Woosan. I don't have a bias yet because frankly I'm greedy! Hongjoong is so, so pretty. Mingi has major kenergy and I love that for him. San's dancing has me by the throat. Yunho is one tall drink of water. Honestly, they all have great qualities and I'm interested to see where they go musically. I feel like a lot of groups are shifting in one way or another and the trend seems to be for something softer, cosier, uplifting.

I guess I'm an staytiny now. Is it a coincidence that I've cooled on Skz? I'm resisting the Charlie Puth collab even I like the song damnit. I refuse to enrich Zionists and there's an Israeli producer on it. For me it's a cultural boycott and I stand by it. I just want this promo to be over.

[crispyfryenperu]

22 August

I was thinking about the poor donkey that died. It was super close to camp. I thought it was one of our groups’ donkeys or maybe the other group who is going at the same time as us. And I was really happy to find out it wasn’t. Apparently it died yesterday because it was exhausted and the young arrieros (like vaqueros i think) wanted the donkeys to move faster. 

I hope he’s in donkey heaven. At least our guide Yoder and our arrieros, Hilder and Wilbur, treat our donkeys better, and know how bad a dead donkey is for tourism. Or are they just saying that to make us and themselves feel better?

When I arrived at camp today, after 7 hours of walking,  the guys were fitting the white stallion with his/her horseshoes. It seemed kind. At the same time, they know the value of their donkeys and how much of an economic investment they are. Treating them well is in everyone’s best interest.

Yesterday we also saw a baby cow eating a plastic water bottle. She was too far away to reach, and ate the bottle in less than 10 seconds. The arrieros said that baby cow would die. It made me so angry. Why didn’t that baby cow know it shouldn’t eat plastic?? Why didn’t the older cows stop it? Why didn’t I sprint over there to stop it? The besero was so cute too, a white cow with many light brown spots. 

In school you always see photos of turtles and dolphins stuck with plastic around their necks, of flightless birds stuck in oil spills. We are missing pictures of baby cows eating plastic bottles. 

Then I wondered - that cow was being raised for slaughter anyways, so does it matter if it dies young? I know there are some awful, inhumane slaughter houses, and farms where cows live in mud and disease, eating manufactured feed. But the cows that live here in the Peruvian Andes are the ideal grass-fed, happy beef. They graze with beautiful views of the mountains, drinking fresh alpine water. Bothered only by large flies and the occasional condor. This baby cow in question had at least a year of happiness to look forward to. 

Another thing that’s melting and dying here are the snow-covered mountains who melt into rivers and form gorgeous alpine lakes at their feet. The absence of snow would eventually kill the lakes and the cordillera would be to barren for cows or backpackers. 

Yoder has been running 8-day tours with donkeys for about 50 years. In fact, they used to be 14-day tours before they built more highways closer to the mountains. He describes global warming and the snow disappearing with anguish, “mi cordillera” he calls them lovingly. 

Change, just like death are inevitable for everything. In the sadness of change and death there are also new opportunities, growth, and joy. Yoder will show his grandchildren photos of his cordillera, covered in snow, lakes, and cows. The photos and the memories will carry on through his children, just as the people like me who were lucky enough to complete the hike will share photos and recount with awe a journey around the massive mountain range. 

We also saw another dead cow being eaten by condors, the legs of a a tiny cow who was eaten by vultures, and an Israeli man who died 2 months ago. This last death was tragic but possibly preventable - a young man who wanted to do an alpine route (meaning trekking in the higher more dangerous areas) along the mountain range, but didn’t want to follow marked paths, stay in specified camping areas, or go with a guide. He slipped trapiezeing over a very high, very steep, untraversable mountain.

Backstory/Recount of the Trip

In this post I am talking about an 8-day hiking trip I did with a few Peace Corps friends! We hired a guide (Yoder) who bought all the food, donkeys, tents, sleeping mats, for the four of us plus himself, and two young men called arrieros who would be in charge of packing up camp and trekking with the donkeys.

Every day we woke up at 6:00 am, and it was tough getting out of bed with the below freezing temperatures outside. We slept bundled up in the tents, but when it was time to wake up, we had to quickly pack our sleeping bags, blankets, and clothes, so that the arrieros could start organizing all of our stuff onto the respective donkey. We then ate breakfast in the kitchen tent: hot tea, fruit and yogurt, oatmeal, fried eggs, or pancakes on the last 3 days!  Everyone would make a final bathroom run - it was a pleasant surprise to find that this trek had real bathrooms in the campsites. But most of these bathrooms were a 5-10 minute walk. Then we’d take our elevation pill and slather on some sunscreen. We’d hike for 5-8 hours, stopping to eat our prepackaged snacks and fruit and again for lunch at a lookout. Lunch was always a delicious meal that Yoder would bring in his backpack accompanied by hot coca tea. We’d then arrive at the next campsite around 3 pm. Depending on how hard the hike had been, we might now take a nap, wash our hair or clothes in the river, or read or paint. That’s another thing, the trails were so dusty and our socks and feet were absolutely filthy every day! So I usually gave my legs a nice ice bath in the river after the hike. Then at about 4 pm we’d have “lonche” or a hot snack in the kitchen tent, and at 6 pm was dinner. Dinner was stressful to me as it always consisted of soup,  rice with a main course, and then dessert. After eating breakfast, snack, lunch, and lonche, it was difficult to eat such a big dinner. Sometimes after dinner we would play uno or listen to Ancashina legends from a book Santi bought. 

The 8-day trek was an incredible experience and chance to disconnect from everything. 

[beangods]

1, 6, 11, 12

1. Zodiac sign

depending on how special i'm feeling, i'm either a sagittarius/scorpio cusp or a november sagittarius (like, the last possible day you could be considered a cusper).

6. What I find attractive in men

i am le basic in terms of physical preferences---i usually go for the slim guys who are not inconveniently tall, OR very solidly built short guys. in terms of personality and overall vibes i am exclusively attracted to nerds, geeks, and dweebs. i pay attention to hands, teeth, and eyebrows, and i am #sink4source: my extremities are always cold, so my ideal guy would also double as a space heater so we could have thermal equilibrium. 2010s tumblr was formative to my sexuality so the day dyed white hair went out of fashion was my 9/11

11. My last night out, in detail

saturday afternoon and evening was entirely taken up by the DC pride parade. i went alone in the early afternoon, driving to the nearest metro station and taking the line in to the stop closest to the local sci-fi organization. it was hours before the parade, but i saw some german ladies who looked like they were going and a few other gay guys in rainbow corporate branded socks, one of whom left an empty brewski on the seat across from me. i threw it out at my transfer station and discovered my homemade brownie/cookie hybrids had been squashed a bit by the bottle of V8 splash i brought as a drink. whatever, i got to the sci-fi org meeting (in a gorgeous little brownstone) with time to spare.

i was the youngest guy there, and it was my first time attending a meetup, but it was really nice to be around older gay nerds who were having fun. two dudes left early to get a good spot to see the parade and hit up the circuit parties after; i left with the bulk of the sci fi guys and missed the dykes on bikes.

i ended up near the front of the crowd, but anything i caught i offered to people behind me because i didn't want any of that crap to keep. it was my first pride as a stealth gay man, and it was really . . . striking, i guess, how other dudes actually approached me and flirted with me or (in the case of the retirees) regaled me with tales of their own gay youth and what pride was like back in the 80s. there was one really beautiful strawberry blond with dark brown eyes who liked what he saw, but he was with friends and nothing much could have happened anyway.

the parade itself was disgustingly corporate; there were a few pro-palestine signs and one smugly homonationalist one from the israeli column, but also . . . three grocery store chains, not even decked out. after a certain point i'd had enough and went back to watch the guys play board games.

i ended up going on a walk around the block with the host and one of the oldest dudes there, who told me about the neighborhood and what it was like 20 years ago, and everything about original receptions to star wars. we passed through a block party and around several groups of revelers before ending up back at the house, and i finally got to play a game of unearth, which involved dice and hexagonal tiles.

i did socialize a bit, had fun, and walked out of there with 5 skeins of yarn and three professional contacts i still have to follow up on. emails.

got out of there a bit after 10pm and passed three lines into clubs on my way back to the metro. i probably would have had fun if i'd gone in, but i had no cash and a long way home, and i was worried about being stranded at the transfer station. luckily the lines run til 1am on saturdays, but even after getting back to my car i still had a forty-minute drive home in the dark with only weird saturday night radio for company.

i arrived shortly after midnight and spent a solid few minutes stargazing, trying to find the milky way. i'm on a farm, so we do see a lot of stars, but we're still only 30 minutes away from anywhere that's anywhere and light pollution keeps getting worse with all the construction going up around us.

anyway yeah that was the last time i "went out" for fun.

12. My favorite book

hmmmmmmmmm right now probablyyyyyyyy hold me closer necromancer by lish mcbride. that's a very tenuous position as i don't really have that many favorites though

ask meme 51 questions!

[motelfullmassage]

Gorgeous guy.... Probably in the thick of things with the Israeli Defense Force as we speak.

Source: Instagram

[whatsonmedia]

Music Monday: Latest Music Tracks of This Week!

Welcome to the ultimate dancefloor experience, meticulously curated by music editor Adam Humphries. Prepare to ignite your soul and unleash your inner groove with this precision-curated playlist. Featuring recently released upbeat tracks, this selection guarantees a non-stop music extravaganza that will leave you breathless. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow and embark on an unforgettable week of electrifying beats and unstoppable moves. Let the music be your guide and let the rhythm take control! International project THE ELIALI PROJECT release gorgeous third single 'Virtuality' Israeli singer songwriter has teamed up with highly acclaimed musician, Lucky Ali to create what can only be described as something quite extraordinary. Acoustic yet raw and heartfelt, Virtuality is a gem which has gone viral in the Indian continent, and it's not hard to see why. He may not be well known over here yet but this song is a great introduction for him  https://open.spotify.com/track/1RLm2JvBrBQGwEUKv982A9?si=57ab6eb5514445c2 ERIN K releases cathartic new single 'Goodbye Song' If break up songs can make for great listening then this little sparkler of a song is no exception. American British singer songwriter writes about an end of a relationship yet is not downbeat about it. If anything, the Goodbye Song is interestingly upbeat and has that infectious element where it's more uplifting than down hearted  https://open.spotify.com/track/6XVEtNIaCKIMvHD54cGlKj?si=dbf75c25b2704591 https://youtu.be/hGY8W1120KM Former Noah & The Whale guitarist Fred Abbott announces new album as Fred Abbott & The Wild Unknown! - Shining Under the Soot Every so often indie-rock gives you that one track which is an absolute banger of a gem, and this is definitely that. What Kind of Trouble is testament to Fred Abbott's musical genius as both a songwriter and musician. It remains faithful to his music background in indie but shows us what he's about as an artist  https://open.spotify.com/album/310pfrsgGV5GpfVke62Dv3?si=ZAMKJp9iS0ubw9cEd8oFiQ https://youtu.be/jXXsmBcpf2Q MULL HISTORICAL SOCIETY - Announces Brand New Album: 'In My Mind There's A Room' (21 July) Commencing next month and for five select dates, Mull Historical Society showcases their latest album In My Mind.  If you are an avid fan of these guys then this is a must for you. Full details on tour dates and the album below MULL HISTORICAL SOCIETY - 'IN MY MIND THERE'S A ROOM' - TRACKLISTING:  NOT ENOUGH SORRY – Jennifer Clement FEATURING GUEST CONTRIBUTIONS FROM:  IAN RANKIN / NICK HORNBY / JACQUELINE WILSON + MORE PRE-ORDER HERE https://tinyurl.com/56ehfm6j 1952 – Liz Lochhead WAKE UP SALLY – Alan Warner KELSHABEG – Sebastian Barry PANICKED FEATHERS – Nick Hornby THE RED FLAME DINER – Stephen Kelman SOMEBODY ELSE'S LIFE – Jacqueline Wilson MY BEDROOM WAS MY ROCKET – Ian Rankin SEEDS – James Robertson MELTWATER – Jackie Kay ALL EMPTY ROOMS MUST BE MOURNED – Jason Mott ROOM OF MASKS – Val McDermid ANAGLYPTA – Liz Lochhead MEMORIES OF MULL – Angus MacIntyre Mull Historical Society / Colin MacIntyre - 2023 Live dates 3rd June - HAY Festival  https://www.hayfestival.com/p-20266-colin-macintyre-aka-mull-historical-society.aspx - 17th June - Borders Book Fest — with crime writer Val McDermid  - 29th July - MHS Belladrum - 4th Aug - MHS Edinburgh Festival Fringe @ Summerhall  - Sept - Wigtown Book Fest  - 27th Oct - Tobermory Book Fest  Read the full article

[acura1ntegurl]

The Best Sex Of My Life: Whirlwind Weekend Romance In Lisbon

A sordid tale about sex and passion

A gorgeous British girl and a sexy Israeli guy meet in the heart of Lisbon. He passes her a tube of hair gel; they briefly speak, and he walks her partway back home. Following his act of kindness from the day before, she’s keen to see him, so she invites him to the beach. The weekend is ahead of them, romance and passion follow, leading her to the orgasm of all orgasms. Could he be the 10 she was…

[rviner]

"What?" Lily's disbelief was genuine and her puzzled expression said everything for her. Despite Aiyla's quirks, it was obvious to anyone with a pair of eyes that she was a gorgeous woman. "Okay, you must be swiping on the weirdest profiles because there has to be something wrong with him." she added with a laugh. "Tech guys are weird though, I've heard stories." Lily said, thinking that might help Aiyla feel better. "I think you and Isra are a catch but neither of you should settle, there's more to life than relationships." She said proudly, as if she didn't spend the previous three years refusing to date anybody because she was still hung up over her ex. Laughing, Lily scoffed slightly. "Yeah it's all water under the bridge, that's under a ship that's sailed and ported up somewhere." she shrugged, able to be funny about it even when it hurt her. "I don't even think there's a point in having a date for these things. They're just everyone trying to spend the most money to pretend they care about the community."

;

"He stood me up." Aiyla replied quickly and waved her hand while the other threw another dress to the employee and let it be their problem whether they caught it or not. She didn't want to talk about that night with Elliot because that's what it ended up being, both of them abandoning the bar to argue in the street. "Ha, as if either of us even have the time. Isra certainly doesn't and well, I'm better at making the time." she shrugged with playful arrogance. Nodding, Aiyla stopped rooting around for more dresses and turned to Lily with a raised brow. "Uhuh, we all do. But still, he's going to be there yes?" she hummed suggestively and chuckled. "It's been three years, Liliana. I think it's all water under the bridge now, surely?"

[israelihunks]

[darke15]

been thinking about this for a while sooo just as a fun thought experiment:

how do you envision each characters voice? alpha 1 & 2, boone and duke?? any specific references to certain people who you hear when they speak >:)

Ohhhhhhhhhh good question Val!

I can def hear their voices in my head that doesn't sound so good outta context does it?

But it's hard to describe. A lotta times it's who I face cast them as

Alpha One

Weston : Liam Neeson

There's just something about this motherfucker's voice, probs because he played Hannibal in A-Team, that sounds like a seasoned Commander.

Weston would have a raspy voice, something he gained from his cigar addiction, but it would also be cool, calm, and collected even in the middle of battle.

You'd be able to hear him from across the room, even when he's using his inside voice.

Danny : Edgar Ramirez

Have you heard this man's accent? Ughhhhhhhhh gorgeous

Danny would have a thick Spanish accent, something that almost rivals Jaime Camil's voice (yes I know he's from Mexico and Danny's from Spain and the accents are different, just stick with me here)

His voice is smooth and silky, he's someone that you wouldn't talking your ear off just to hear his voice.

Turner : toss-up between Michael Ealy // Idris Elba

This one I'm iffy on, I picture his voice as playful when he's with Alpha 1, almost being light and chill but it turns stern when he becomes the Senator

I picture there's a Southern lilt to it, he grew up in New Orleans after all, and he's eloquent and soft-spoken.

Oop, just thought of an almost voice. Charles Michael Davis, the guy who plays Marcel in the originals

Ollie : Joseph Mazzello

Again, iffy on this one

His voice is light and slightly in the best way nerdy? I hear his voice as light, almost a timid whisper most of the time.

Alpha 2

Duke : ????

I honestly don't have a good answer for this one, I'm still not happy with who I face cast Duke with

I picture Duke's voice as deep and a little gruff at times but still soft when he needs to be.

Boonie : ????

I'm still on the fence with her face cast and her voice is...unique

There's an obvious Western drawl, it's light and just a bit sultry but not too much

Jack : Henry Cavill

I picture his voice like Cavill's in M:I Fallout, deep and can be a bit serious at times

except when he's with duke and he's relaxed

Raffa : Justin Baldoni // ???

When Raffa is working, he's got a really smooth, professional voice.

When he's not, he talks like he's from the hood...because he is. He laughs a lot and throws around a lot of slang

Belov : Armie Hammer (Man from UNCLE)

Belov's voice is deeply accented and low, there's always the verge of a growl on the edge of his voice

Zac : Justin H. Min

Just like Oliver, I picture Zac's voice as light but it's a little deeper and less timid.

It's often a little hoarse, he goes for hours (sometimes days) without socializing

Jesse : Naomi Harris

I really don't know how to describe her voice except for Harris' voice in Skyfall, Spectre, and No Time to Die

Last, but certainly not least, everyone's favorite grumpy teddy bear :

Ari : Jon Bernthal // ???

This one is probably the hardest to describe. I hear his voice as deep, dark, accented, gruff, and slightly monotoned

His Israeli accent is thick and he doesn't try to hide it

or OR if you wanna get crazy, you can picture me voicing all of them, out loud, accents and all, like a psychopath, as I pace through the house trying to get dialogue down. ya know, whatever you want.

[the-real-slim-shady]

Life update ig??

Hey guys so i haven't been on here in like forever and I don't even know who's still like checking my posts lol but anyways i just wanted to reassure the general public that I'm not dead, much to my chagrin, but I wanted to just lyk what's going on with my life if anyone was curious but if not then move on with your own life ig

I don't even know what was like going on in my life the last time I was on here, but currently life is actually pretty ok. About last month I had like a complete nervous breakdown and my parents were like oh shit we have to do something so now I'm taking zoloft for my anxiety and depression, and it's been really helping, I also go to therapy once a week and my therapist is this like 50 year old israeli lesbian with short hair and she's awesome.

My anxiety's been getting a lot worse since I was last here, which seems ironic, like isn't your anxiety supposed to go away when you get off social media?? But anyways, yeah it's been pretty shitty but like I said, the zoloft is really helping. I have a lot of shit going on with my friends, some people in my friend group (and by that i mean one person specifically) is just being a gigantic asshole to my best friend and she's like the leader of the friend group so now my best friend and me by proxy are kind of excluded from the whole group.

I've also been in love with my best friend for like years now which is so fucking terrible for so many reasons because I know for a literal fact that she doesn't like me back, and she's one of those fucking people where like everyone likes them, you know? She's just charismatic (i can't think of a better word lol) like she's magnetic and people are drawn to her and she's easy to talk to and it doesn't help that she's completely fucking gorgeous but I digress

OH also one of my friends turned out to be lying about having abusive parents but like she has really bad anxiety and is probably on the autism spectrum and I think the only reason she's lying is because she thinks I won't care about her if her problems arent' bad enough so i'm still hanging out with her because i want to support her because she's clearly struggling and i want to support her

But yeah, that's basically everything important going on in my life rn, hope this was entertaining and informative lol, thank you for listening to my Ted Talk