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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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on the side note, copper was brilliant in this episode
#they all were#but since copper was blamed for bad acting im gonna give a sticker to him#good job my son#mom is so proud of you#jin dead friend forever#copper phuriwat
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Wellll you need to laugh now
ERROR WON
HAHA YES!!! My horrible son has won, and I'm so proud. Thank you everyone who voted for my trash boy (Honestly, BOTH my boys- I'll never call Geno mean names, you see) Thank you everyone on twitter who voted on this, and voted my boy #1! After three years he's succeeded!
#I will grab his shoulders and say#“Good job my son”#“Its all downhill from here”#errorchat#errorsans#sexyman poll#LOVE IT#undertale#undertale au
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Damian walking past Tim's room to get water in the middle of the night hearing, "yes, I know. I know. You're excited to get to the bottom of this problem. I'm aware. I hear you, really I do. You make a good case. I would really love to work on it, too." and wondering who he's speaking to, only for him to continue, "but you're trying to be GOOD about your silly little human body right now. So get up. Go to bed. You need to sleep. Don't be an idiot. Come on. It's bedtime. For real. Let's go." so Dami peeks in, and it's just Tim talking to himself, growing more frustrated by the moment (though his tone suggests nonchalance). He's still firmly planted in the chair. He tried his best.
#tim drake#idk it's just dumb and based on what I have to do to convince myself to go to sleep most days#on bad functioning days I'm B A D I'll stay up until all my tasks are completed#but on good days I'll even start standing up and go 'good job!'#so#something is definitely wrong with me but it DOES help to pep talk myself#idk I just think he'd benefit from it#damian wayne#also it doesn't have to be dami I just love my son#batfam#I'm not being very good tonight it's true I'm filled with vigor to complete my tasks#pray that I go to sleep fairly soon#i don't want to see another sunrise until after I've slept
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ok but thinking about that one post, I think what modern Robin origin retellings get wrong is that Bruce was not a strict guardian, he wasn’t overly cold or distant from Dick, and I say this without judgement bc I love books like Robin: Year One and I’ll probably love the newest Batman and Robin series that’s coming out, but no modern comic really has a handle on how their partnership worked for the first 5-6 years
like the main problem between them in the early years is that they were best friends, partners!! He thought this kid was the best!!! Bruce was incredibly lenient with Dick if you think of their relationship as strictly father/son, and a huge part of their issues as Dick grew up was that Bruce suddenly started setting boundaries and treating Dick like a child just as he was becoming an adult, probably after he read a parenting book (joking) or realized that he was terrified of losing someone close to him again, whether that be by death or Dick moving away
I just don’t get why people are so insistent on ascribing the traits of modern Batman onto his early years, if Bruce had acted as emotionally distant and paranoid as he does now in certain comics then Dick would have never been as close to him as he is, and he would have left the position of Robin way earlier if Bruce hadn’t treated him like an equal
If you don’t want to lean into the campy, fun golden age Batman attitude that’s completely understandable but I’ve found hardly any modern adaptations that convince me Bruce likes the kid, much less loves him
#ranting again don’t mind me#anyway Batman and Robin: Year one? I’ve got my eye on you#for someone who very famously had a breakdown and drastically changed as a person after his son died#people haven’t been doing a great job differentiating the before from the after#and that’s fine for fandom writers if you want to make Bruce an asshole for as long as Dick/Alfred/Babs have known him for drama or somethin#I’m just saying it doesn’t ring genuine when Bruce and Dick reminisce about the good old days if the old days sucked for both of them#the dynamic duo#dick grayson#bruce tag
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Gift (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Second go around! Maybe he can talk about it with the one who actually got the scarf!#Or not haha - better to just let some things lie#Though ♪ Of course Papyrus would recognize Gaster's efforts ♥ His emotional intelligence hhhh <3#He knows everything there was Gaster's initially and so reading between the lines of Gaster telling him he can have it#It's a gift! Properly! That deserves praise!! Good job you did something nice!#I also deeply love when Gaster is first pulled back out how one of his first little smiles is at Papyrus being silly#Gaster is also very prideful! It's cute to see his son being self-aggrandizing in that kid way! Seeing him enjoy it is so nice ;;#Also I know that Papyrus is still shorter than Gaster I just really like the idea of him being almost his dad's height ;;#He's so grown up now! He's grown into such a beautiful adult <3#It does make sense that he's still shorter considering the whole ''torn in half'' thing ahh#Maybe Gaster is leaning down just let me have this lol#I also ended up doing a lot of digital reconstruction on this one!#Especially panels 2 through 4 - I actually pulled out my tablet to draw in the bits that got cut off by the surrounding doodles#I wasn't as careful with my spacing with these oops :P But I think they turned out pretty style-matched :)#Cute lads happy <3
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Nerdanel, the wise
#tolkien#silmarillion#jrr tolkien#nerdanel#i love her okay#shes strong shes big shes wise shes the man in the relationship#shes everything#i think she did a good job with her sons it was just the sudden situation they fell into that went wrong#and no that was not necessarily feanor fault#i think he was a good enough dad although towards the end he did some weird stuff#where some of it can be excused for all the things that just happen on top of each others#i think i found the braids for royalty that can match my noldor braiding system#its the ones on top that will be the one symbolizing royalty and then its just worn differently at times but same concept of a crown like s#im not sure if thatll be something that princse and princsesses wear too or only the eldest if that makes sense#silm art#tolkien art#digital art#my art#shes going to be a part of the dtiys which ill soon open
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#thai actors are all way too overpowered#yea sure finish your master degree while shooting 3 dramas and going on tour and promo events I guess 😭#meanwhile I crumble under one small task per week#also the sudden urge to get a ''good job my son'' from s vorarit#benz atthanin#pit babe the series#this love doesn't have long beans#pop pataraphol#ping orbnithi#s vorarit
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Like yeah in ROTSQ Red Son opened a food stand with his dad because he was jealous of MK and Pigsy. What's even funnier to me is that in the next episode MK makes an asleep Pigsy call him "son" because MK was jealous of DBK and Red Son. What are they doing
#it only took 4 seasons for Pigsy to call MK son#Good job Pigsy we're so proud#hmmm guess I should do a ''son'' parallels post huh#ROTSQ 2x01 3x06 4x09 and 4x10#I think that's it#honorary ''That's my boy!'' from like 2x10 and 4x07 from pigsy#And 2x04. Who doesn't love 2x04. Literally iconic shit#dadsy#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk MK#lmk Pigsy#lmk Red Son#lmk DBK#demon bull family#lmk rant
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loved that era of comics before jason got brought back where he would just show up as a little creepy ghost kid i miss that
#dc#talking#‘haunting the narrative’ he’s 4 foot wearing pixie boots. he’s not doing a very good job#examples off the top of my head r an issue of gotham knights (which also has a rly interesting appearance of the gray sons)#that cute ‘delusions of alfred pennyworth’ comic and then when he just shows up for zero reason#in zero hour i think
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I feel like the kids in st would have simple small answers for “what do you want to do in the future” bc subconsciously or not they don’t think they’ll survive, I think Lucas would answer and say oh I want to be a camp counselor one summer and his dad is like….I meant a job son
#lucas sinclair#i love him#and i think they would all do this more unconsciously like oh id like to learn how to drive#and thier parents are like what? drive? we meant like goals you have#and they are like yeah#driving is a goal maybe even getting a job or you know i was really hoping i could one day have a party with my friends at the lake#and slowly all the parents are realizing they don't think theyll live past 16/18 and are like wtf happened#i think the parents slowly picking up that their kids have massive amounts of trauma in small ways is so important#bc listen some of them have good parents and parents will pick up on that shift in them#i want ms henderson to be so concerned why her son is suddenly freaking out if he hasn't talked to all his friends that day#or confused why he suddenly doesn't eat certain foods anymore (they were the last thing he ate before upside down adventures)#like all that#very important okay
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If Buck and Eddie don’t become canon Eddie should at least get to start smacking Buck’s ass in that "very hetero" way.
#SMACK HIS ASS EDDIE#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#getting in the truck ass smack#getting out of the truck ass smack#going up the stairs ass smack#in the kitchen ass smack#good job on that call ass smack#passing behind you to get to the other side of the room ass smack#doing the dishes ass smack#I love how you love my son ass smack#good morning ass smack#good night ass smack#you’ve become one of the most important people in my life ass smack#I love you to the core ass smack#fuck me harder ass smack#feel free to add your own occasions for Eddie to smack bucks ass
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Hear me out:
Kotoko adopted Es, and Fuuta went ballistic.
Rip Fuuta... he can never catch a break... Asdfsdf thank you for this, it was a blast thinking of all the ridiculous ways this could have played out! (One possibility I toyed with was Fuuta's competitive instincts take over, he fights her for Es, only to realize too late "*I* don't want to be responsible for a whole child WAIT") It's a similar format to the last one, with a knock-at-the-door reveal, but I still think it works 😂
“Don’t fuck with me, Es.”
“I would never.”
Lying brat. Fuuta knew they would every chance that they got. It was the reason he was so relieved that Es decided to find somewhere else to live after Milgram’s end. Fuuta had nothing left to fear from his former warden, but the others’ suggestions that Es become his new roommate still made him shudder. Three interrogations in a closed space with the rude kid were enough for him, thank you very much.
However, it wasn’t all a relief. He couldn’t help feeling concerned about who they’d gone to live with. Given how cryptic they were being, Fuuta would have been convinced they walked into the woods to find a furry family of Jackalopes or something to raise them –except, they showed up for this walk with clean clothing and internet access.
“I don’t believe you. You’re fucking with me right now. Why can’t you just tell me who it is?”
“It isn’t any of your concern. Hey, I thought you swore to stay out of others’ business. You turned over a new leaf and all that?”
“Tch. I meant other people’s business. You’re different.”
If Es had vanished off the grid like some of the other prisoners, Fuuta wouldn’t have cared. But they were here, near enough to arrange some lame meetup, which meant they were going to remain in his life for a while longer. And that meant, as the model citizen that Fuuta was, he felt responsible for ensuring they didn’t get themselves kidnapped by some creep.
He asked, “how much do you know about them, anyway? I mean, what kind of person can house a random weird kid on incredibly short notice? That’s definitely suspicious.”
Fuuta pulled the mask up on his face as they turned down a more crowded street. He knew people were going to gawk at his eye anyways, but it still helped him feel like he was blending in. With his thoughts on the injury for a moment, he was glad that bitch Kotoko was one of the prisoners who had gone off the grid. Good riddance.
“I promise, she’s fine. Not weird with children at all. In fact, she’s really good with them, which is why she could help me on such short notice.” They muttered, “but it’s not like I’m that young…”
“That’s still not normal. Is she some old housewife or something?”
“Ah, are you trying to do the interrogation this time? Actually, I’d say she’s around your age.”
“It’s just you two living alone? I’m still worried about Milgram coming looking for us again – can a girl like that really protect you?”
“Is everyone supposed to live with a big, strong man, like you?”
“Wha–!” Fuuta’s cheeks burned red. “That’s not what I –!”
“I’m only teasing. It’s cute that you care about me.”
That only agitated him more. “It’s not cute! I’m being realistic! One of us has to think about your safety while you’re just distracted by some pretty girl.”
“What makes you think she’s pretty?”
“Well, why else would you be so careless in deciding to live with her?”
All of the sudden, he saw it in Es’ eyes: that spark of mischief that Fuuta had come to loathe. He could never tell what they were plotting, but it was never a good sign.
Es held up their hands in mock surrender. They put on a ridiculous, overdramatic voice. “Ah, you caught me, Fuuta! I’m hiding her identity because she’s the most beautiful, capable woman in all of Japan, and I want to keep her all to myself!”
He groaned, but they weren’t deterred. “She’s got everything, I couldn’t risk you falling for her! She’s quite capable of defending me. She’s very strong, with protective instincts much like your own. She understands our situation like no one else could. She’s got intense eyes, and you wouldn’t believe her singing voice. She enjoys deep conversations, she’s a dog person, she –”
“ – now you’re being the creep! Just shut up, I get it already...”
When they finally had the decency to pull it together, they reassured him. “It’s all true, though. So there’s no need to worry about me. I’m in good hands.”
Good hands, his ass. In only a brief conversation, the caretaker had gone from sounding a little suspicious to sounding way too good to be true… meaning she was extremely suspicious.
“Maybe someday I’ll introduce you, if you’re lucky...”
He turned his eyes away. “At least let me run some background checks on her first.”
(He would just stalk her on social media, but that still counted.)
“You’re just going to stalk her on social media. That doesn’t count.”
“Eh? I have legit methods!” He hid deeper under his mask.
Even after the topic was dropped, after he and Es parted ways on an awkward goodbye, Fuuta was left thinking about this mystery woman. It took a bit of digging (and maybe a tiny bit of social media stalking) but at last he found where Es lived with this stranger. Contrary to what they may believe, he had turned over a new leaf. There would be no more hiding behind screens or letting others do the confrontation for him. Now that he was a changed person, he’d do the healthy and normal thing with this information: he’d march on down there himself and confront her like a man.
He made it all the way to the front door with his chin high. He knocked with confidence.
Then he began to shift nervously. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get the woman’s description out of his head. Sure, he was here to check on Es, but if someone happened to check him out at the same time, it was only right to be prepared… He straightened his shirt collar. He ran his fingers through his hair. He wondered if he should have covered up his eye to look more presentable.
The door swung open.
The surprise on Kotoko’s face was nowhere near the amount on Fuuta’s.
“Oh, for fucks sake –!”
From somewhere behind her, Es’ laughter rang out.
#milgram#fuuta kajiyama#es#kotoko yuzuriha#the informal narration voice was a bit more than i usually do - i hope it wasnt too cheesy because i thought it was a ton of fun aasdfsdfs#in the first one it was cool to write kazui as avoiding naming shidou for pretty good reasons (he doesnt want to make amane upset and he#genuinely has a hard time talking about liking men after so many years of secrecy)#however. es has no such reasons. they are a little troll and their favorite activity is messing with fuuta. this is the most fun theyve#had all week. they actually hoped they could keep the lie up for a little longer.#i picture kotoko has chilled out a lot post-milgram BUT upon finding out fuuta once again tracked down a childs address she chases him off#(with es still dying in the background)#i firmly believe that bisexual fuuta my beloved would Not be immune to the idea of kotoko......#thank you for the request!!! adfsdf i hope you enjoyed#it took a hot second to write down but i was cracking up thinking about it the whole time#for the other adoption idea i figured i could spin it so fuutas government-job father had connections to help him get custody paperwork#but he doesnt come out and say what he needs it for so his dad just thinks his son is finally getting his life together and helping#someone else in need -- and fuuta himself doesnt realize right away that he just adopted a whole ass kid out of spite 💀#drabbles
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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random hc i thought up just now; richie is a kid that paulkins are fostering
I also hc that ted mostly had to raise peter :)
#emma: oh lord my son is cringe#ted did not do a good job btw#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski
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Baby Izuku screams awake from a nightmare, Hisashi sprinting into the room like a bull in a China shop wearing this:
I rest my case. Have a goodnight, everyone.
#Someone has to fill the DFO tag and it looks like it's gotta be me#:) <3#all for one#bnha#izuku midoriya#dad for one#afo#dfo#bnha all for one#mha#all for one is hisashi#my hero academia#Good job AFO way to scare your son more#He would 100% own one of these I don't make the rules#He's a man of the finer things in life#He got the money for an old Hollywood robe thank you very much#And oh he's so dramatic too it was set in the stars for him
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