#good goddamn tea

[puzzlevision]

the episode didnt broke me, i broke the episode

[clickbeetle]

i don’t understand people who think mephisto is some joyless asshole. he’s the man responsible for the Princess Diavolo and Unicorn Lucifer emojis. he really saw the man he hails as a god and king, and his arch nemesis, and went “what if i made them cutesy and chibified actually”

also he’s very loud and noisy. he’s been stated to spread rumors like a catty old lady. he’s a journalist; he knows all the hot gossip and he LOVES it. he’s constantly bragging about his family because he loves them and is proud of their accomplishments. the man’s got energy and passion and goddamnit he WILL use it.

he’s so talkative but he is also lonely. he’s so lonely. for the love of god give him some better social skills so he can make friends.

[essektheylyss]

I was personally assaulted (honorific) by this essay on ambition. It's very good.

[schizononagesimus]

anybody else feeling. a way. about the state of the world

[the-blossica-fan]

During the time of Wendy and Caleb Tomo, the twin children, and whom predated Aluya by one generation, it was an age where darkness covered the world.

Four people were the leaders of the temporary City of Evernight:

Valor, the wielder of fire; a giant of a man with a kind heart and steadfast soul,

Harlequin, wielder of earth; a short and timid young lady who's strength is often underestimated,

Tiilaniah, wielder of water, a tall woman who's as sly as a fox and as dangerous as a snake,

And LP, the tall, masked wielder of wind, who's intentions are unknown.

What is known is that, for reasons unknown, Wendy has a goal of killing LP, for one reason.

It was he who killed Philip Agro Isolde Tomo. Or, so it is initially believed...

WHAT

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

This mysterious person was (probably) PHILIP'S MURDERER?!

Wait did Wendy succeed? Did she find an answer to that wonder? Is he REALLY the one that killed Philip? Was Philip even murdered?!

I got a lot of questions

[miragee19]

I AM REVENGED

[headcanon asks game]

since you sent me a ship, i'll do a ship too! for sephiroth and whoever is your favorite ship with him please thank you (or just him if you don't have any favorite ships) 🖤

My favourite ship with Sephiroth is GlennSeph and I am very happy to share 4 out of the gazillion headcanons I have about them. :3

Headcanon A:  realistic

Sephiroth, who is canonically a cat, has a very ambivalent relationship with Glenn's dog, Refu. They act nice towards each other for Glenn's sake, but deep down they are batshit jealous of the other one. Sephiroth sometimes does evil things like giving laxatives to Refu while Refu in turn eats Sephiroth's mission reports that are due to the next morning, so Sephiroth has to stay up all night redoing them and Refu can sleep on the bed with Glenn.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

While Glenn and Sephiroth were taking a bath in the river in Rhadore, a Behemoth ate all their clothes because Glenn had some leftover hot dog in his pocket and the monster found it easier to just gulp down the whole pile of clothes instead of picking out the source of the delicious smell. They had to go back to their campsite totally naked. Glenn went ahead to grab some change of clothes for them to protect Sephiroth's dignity. He told the others that a Behemoth ate their clothes but nobody believed him.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

When Glenn died and his soul entered the lifestream, he witnessed the whole conversation between Sephiroth and Rosen (in a way that Tifa did see Cloud's memories of her) and naturally he felt very guilty. He was revived by Hojo not too much later though so his soul was pulled back into his body, and as a Sephiroth clone he is merely Sephiroth's puppet now. Sephiroth doesn't remember a word about what he had teached him about compassion, all he cares about is destruction. As little as it remained from Glenn's consciousness, he feels extremely guilty and regretful for not reaching out for Sephiroth as long as it was still possible. (But don't worry, it's never too late, he will find a way to steal Sephiroth's heart even if it takes years, and it definitely will take some time as Sephiroth at the very moment has a much greater interest in tormenting Cloud than in having bromance with Glenn.)

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Glenn is in fact Cloud's dad. He got Claudia pregnant when he was still a teen but back then he was not fit for parenthood so he left them. When Sephiroth finally starts dating Glenn, he is joining the "I'm dating your dad" club where the only other member in town is Cloud, who is dating Vincent (Sephiroth's dad). Sefikura are each other's stepmoms and they have a very strong lesbian vibe that makes Glenn and Vincent fairly jealous. Vincent complains to Cid about the situation and Cid, as a good friend, assures him that indeed there is a lesbian vibe, as a real man he has a strongly developed lesbian radar that hits the roof when Sefikura is around. Vincent doesn't come out of his coffin for a week.

[deeisace]

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[lattesparkles]

*seeing online discourse about iwtv now that its on netflix*

y'all just don't know how to have fun with stories jesus christ

[torgawl]

never thought i'd see people try to argue or analyse wriothesley's murder in regards to his personality. i think people are missing the point. the situation has nothing to do with him and has everything to do with an extremely traumatic environment that made a small boy think the only solution so save himself and the people he cared about was to take the life of his abusers. it's not supposed to be rational, it wasn't premeditated, it wasn't about getting away with it. if you read his description of the murder you can see how out of it he was. his goal was to protect himself and his siblings and that's what he did. that's why he admitted to the crime so easily and why he is keen to associate the fortress as a rebirth place. he was just young, lost and traumatised and that's about it when it comes to the extension of it all.

[clairedaring]

i know ch3 probably won't ever put them in a bl series ever again but WHAT IF... LIKE... if i had a coin for every actors who did the 'tee bundit directed bl series -> ch3 lakorn' pipeline, i'd have two which isn't much but it's crazy they're in ch3 most high budgeted series right now playing cousins

[bnuuys]

sorry sorry. just. rei constantly bothering and teasing shu (affectionate) and shu acting all annoyed but he rly likes the attention because he loves his best friend(s) so bad but would he ever admit it? lol

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

Holy fucking shit Baldur’s Gate is so good game of the year indeed

[llycaons]

well I was able to sleep last night but we're looking at a 16-18 hrs day so :/

[todayisafridaynight]

VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR THOUGHTS WHENEVER YOU GET TO IT <3 The Judgment series has had a super solid start compared to RGG for obvious reasons so it's interesting to watch that play out and see how the two intertwine... Definitely best to go into it blind too☠️

OH YEAH I love WotH I definitely should continue the show... I was gonna say I didn't recognize him whatsoever either until someone posted it on Twitter so At The Very Least you're not on your own... enjoy your snackos :)

YEAH NO the most ive ever seen someone complain bout judgement is that yagami doesnt have too much of a personality, but aside from that i've seen nothin but praise for the gameplay and story and other characters SO IM DEF SUPER INTERESTED IN IT

THE SHOWS SO SILLY AND CUTE YOU SHOUUULD im biased....... but im just sayin....

[cc-cuttlefishculler]

idk why my brain chose this particular boarding school (probs bc im fixated on three hopes rn) but i wish we could all live at garreg mach together and go to classes together and hang out and stuff :[

[exopelagic]

yeah I have more to say