#gonna lie down now

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

i think i need to make a series out of 'studying criminology is a joke' cause boy stuff is happening

my teacher was talking for over an hour about this guy and his whole criminal career, all the people he killed, all the crimes he committed and whatnot and at the end he casually mentioned that this guy IS COMING TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK TO GIVE US A LECTURE EXCUSE ME WHAT

[rxsewqter]

i just worked out ehehehehehe

[flamefatalis]

Yes, I got home safe around midnight. I fell asleep shortly after and I’ve been busy today unpacking, doing laundry, and taking care of Thor and Odin. All’s good 👍

[yunarise]

OPEN.

-places a blanket burrito on the dash-

Xiao had a little karmic flare-up and was forced to sit still while he recovers. He is grumpy about it, but given his current state, he hardly looks imposing. There are little feathery tufts of hair peeking out of the swads of blankets.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[babacontainsmultitudes]

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[temeyes]

[reelaround-deactivated05312024]

[serennes-art]

son of naga, daughter of grima

happy belated chrobin week! *passes out*

[trainwreckgenerator]

im rereading dunmeshi and this one page really made me stop and think. we know that he could just teleport directly to where her body is and bisect & explode her instantly, and he would be fine. we know he knows he can do that from the bonus comic where he does that. but he doesnt

i think this is a choice and not an oversight. we find out in chapter 94 that this whole time, hes been throwing himself back into dungeon after dungeon - not so much because hes on a true quest for revenge, but because the only thing he has left that he wants in the whole entire world is to finish being eaten by the demon. no wants no needs no desires other than the singular, unstoppable drive to kill the demon or be killed trying. and he really REALLY wants to be killed trying, to the point where at the end, hes disappointed he survived (in not quite so many words, as the chapter tries to maintain some levity, but.)

i think he picks this impractical move that's failed in this exact way before because the act of violence itself is more important to him than success. he doesnt actually want to save the world. he just wants to put himself in that things mouth again

consider this alongside the previous time he tried this maneuver. we never see him carrying any weapons, he always has to improvise a knife even though hes so clearly a knife fighter. i think the canaries dont let him carry sharp objects for a reason

[thebramblewood]

What are the odds Lilith attempts to claw out Helena's eyes next?

Previous / Next

Lilith: [incoherent screeching]

Vlad: [cries out in agony]

[hisses in pain] Stupid girl! You must return to your senses, child. I warned you. The dark gift won’t take if you drain him to death. Why can you not just listen?

Lilith: [deranged rasp] Your hideous droning voice puts me to sleep, old man.

Vlad: [muttering] I’d sooner leave him for dead, but I fear you’d never let me rest. Feed him now, before he fades. Understand from this point he’s your burden — and yours alone.

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[The end of the final entry in Lilith’s diary]

I was certain our blood ties would overcome my monstrous instincts in that crucial moment. How pitifully mistaken I was. And the old man decided I should learn that lesson the hard way so he could intervene, call himself a hero, and make me bow to his infinite wisdom — as though I owe him my obedience for this great favor he’s done. But I’ll only suffer his tedious lectures until I can turn them against him. I shall play nice and plot in secret. I’ve promised Caleb then we’ll never have to see him again. He has a fortune squirreled away in these walls, and I intend to find it. But I must keep these thoughts buried. I shall burn these pages as well as sear their contents from my mind.

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Lilith: I thought I destroyed this old thing decades ago. He was in a wretched state at the time, but of course he managed to pluck it from the flames. Sentimental bastard.

[mossattack]

"a plate, a fork and knife, and a drinking chalice are at the end of a massive table...both a funny and sad look at solas' isolated existence"

[tarmac-rat]

V: "We should be working with Reed to save So Mi."

Johnny: "Fuck Reed, we should be saving So Mi without his help."

V: "What if the NUSA can help us remove the Relic!?"

Johnny: "The NUSA is full of cracks, I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I can throw them and neither should you!"

Solomon, walking back into the bunker with a fruit smoothie, not knowing who the fuck V is arguing with:

[beatlesmenrock]

lookin’ fab, paul !

[hingabee]

after a terrible day at the hospital today i came home and my pc reminded me that i have garak caramelldansen image and now i feel better ngl

[rottiens]

i can't stop thinking about how work husband took my hand in his to see my nails (i've been doing them pointy recently) and he was like, "you don't hurt yourself with these...? let me see," and went on to take my hand to his neck and scratch his skin. then he giggled and said "it's ok if you leave marks cause i don't have a girlfriend." hello. idk. i was shaking like a chihuahua. someone needs to tell me this man was flirting with me bc wtf was that.