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Time to get fucked Lawrence Renfield (legally distinct)
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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless
horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month
#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him#horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them#horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does#when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this#he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky#using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS#granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby#ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing#dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick#when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy#he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again#he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream#so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not#can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR#when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him#can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one#god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT#the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE#or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you#youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up#listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer#canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust#idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious#horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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Curly Mouthwashing is that post that's like. Character who made undeniably the wrong decision but also I dunno if I could make a better one.
#nova transmits#mouthwashing#its like. ok im metagaming here but knowing what Jimmy does when he feels threatened? i would not let his ass know i knew!#never leave anya alone with him again yes. actually confront him? no he'd lay my ass out and kill someone. realistically everyone.#obviously curlys circumstances and reasons are different and that matters. apathy vs fear.#but im not gonna lie and pretend i would know what to do. the cryopods wouldnt even come to me honestly
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Day 129 | id in alt
Right after Fushiguro tells you what Itadori's final words are? Girl, do you have something you're not sharing with the class.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#fushiguro megumi#FIRST TIME DRAWING FUSHIGURO WITH KUGISAKI WITH NO OTHER BITCH IN ROTTINGGG#it might happen again unfortunately#saw the new book cover and im b#im cackling dawg gojo looks like he'd click his teeth at me for no reason#good for him???#fucked yp ass Fushiguro#“why does he look like that” *flutters my eyelashes*#i was loudly fucking talking about how Kugisaki would lay Gojo out flat for all the clan shit im tired of these bitches#CLANS AND HIGHER UPS? KILL THEM FOR FUCKS SAKEEEE#well i fucking guess the villains are doing it for the protagonists which fucking....okay i guess#what did they even do yall they didnt do SQUAT#i dont play about Kugisaki Nobara *gets blasted with 45 hertz*#not gonna lie i think she'd kill somebody if they wanted to be nosey about her business#that includes everyone tbh
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Tell Penelope the total amount of times Odysseus went "FOR MY WIFE" the two decades he'd been away and Penelope's going to go "fuck yeah that's my man 😎🤙"
#i just keep convincing myself that when Odysseus kills the suitors Penelope is just going to giggle and kick her feet#come on. spartan princess? ithacan queen? she's down bad#the monster in fact kisses her with tongue at night#and she kisses back#epic the musical penelope#penelope of ithaca#queen penelope of ithaca#epic the musical ithaca#if you insert her during 600 strike she's gonna have popcorn and soda hyping up her man from a safe distance away#“GET HIS ASS MY LOVE”#“STAB HIM AGAIN”#who's Odysseus's patron goddess? Athena. who's Penelope's patron god (probably)? Ares.#I'm on board with the headcanon going around that Ares helped Odysseus against Poseidon#but Ares apparently is also a protector of women. best he could help Odysseus was to help Penelope#I'm onto something#i forgot
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Fine, I’ll admit that I like Lysandre 😔
#queue the ‘we all know Bo’#I mean it was definitely obvious from the beginning#and I’ve somewhat said I do in a few posts#and considering the amount of times I’ve drawn him should’ve definitely given it away /lh#the funniest part about me liking him is that I actually straight up don’t#I just I think I hate him so vehemently and deeply that I’ve 180 back to liking him#LIKE WHY ARE U PREOCCUPYING MY BRAIN#LIKE GET OUT OR LIKE PAY ME U FUCKING ASSHOLE#literally I can’t stress enough how unlikable he is#and then I see him and I get locked in#I cringe literally everytime I talk to him#maybe it was cause his ass has been haunting me for the past few months#I GOT SOCIALLY CONDITIONED /hj#like he makes my blood boil sm#when I pointed out that he holds himself like he’s insecure on Pasio to my friend and they went#‘someone who doesn’t like a character wouldn’t have noticed that’#or when they pulled the ‘true hate is indifference’ on me 😭#I mean I have always said I have to hate a character before I start liking them#so yeah I’m still gonna be really fucking mean to Orange Peel but unfortunately it means I actually like him#the most insufferable man in all Kalos and I’m still like ‘guess I better draw him again/think about him 24/7’#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME#I HOPE U KNOW IM STILL KILLING HIM FOR ALL THE BS HE PULLS THO#rainbowpufflez rambles
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stardust won a GLAAD award meanwhile taika waititi and that white man couldn't even part their lips a little bit for a kiss. captain shakespeare sprinted a marathon while those losers crawled.
#ameera speaks#stardust 2007#dont you ever fucking compare my gay pirate to your loser ass stupid fucking ugly pirates ever again#the pirate in the book wasnt even gay. they did that FOR robert deniro !!!!! get real#youre gonna say MY crossdressing pirate walked???????? they fucking tried to kill the prince?? and he WALKED??? he was invited to the kings#coronation ceremony and had gay sex with the kings ex's husband!!!!! and he WALKED!!!!!?!?!??!#the only pirate gayer than shakespeare (hes named that btw bc its a double entrende and the plebs around him think of GAH SHAKE SPEAR but#its actually for his love of the british author BEE TEE DOUBLE U)#Is flint and even that is debated for me not sorry
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Noooo…… first it’s Yuuta and Shoko, now they’re yo-yoing back around to Megumi.
#no they’re bashing megumi even more than ever now…. sometimes some characters aren’t built for all of THIS AND ITS OKAY#he’s forever traumatized bro he just lost his sister in front of his eyes and his body was the one that killed her#same situation with Gojo who took care of his sister and he from when they was toddlers and up#megumi doesn’t want to live anymore and yuuji has already tried getting through to him he’s completely broken and even if he’s saved megumi#might not ever be the same#I feel like fans keep on forgetting that these are kids going through all of this stuff that even some of the hardest adults wouldn’t be#able to handle#they bash him but a lot of these same ppl forget what happened to getou and love him unconditionally#they’d say “’well other characters have lost a lot as well and they’re still trying!’ and I just have to#restate that again; simply not every character is built like some hard boiled shounen badass jjk is not the usual shounen that a lot of#fans still refuse to see tbh like it’s kind of built different 🗿#it’s core genres are literally horror/psychological horror like no one if gonna be bouncing back like Naruto bro#and in Naruto’s case he never got to see anyone precious to him die in front of him#who knows what Naruto would’ve went through if sasuke was killed in front of him#but then again#Naruto was already a crazy ass#he vowed to kill sasuke and die with him so nvm#but megumi ISNT crazy like that that’s the difference ajsjsjsj#he’s always been one of the more rational characters amongst his peers#he’s so normal!!! everyone else is fucked up or got larger personalities than he does#maybe ppl are pissed off at the fact that megumi simply isn’t fighting back… it’s frustrating but he’s in pain bro#I don’t see him making it out alive at all either if I’m being real#Yuuji might be one of the only characters to survive at this rate I doubt Yuuta is even going to pull through after the techniques 5 min#are up either…#rambling#the point it…… as sad as it may sound all of the characters fighting so hard now are doing so because they simply have to#Sukuna is literally a calamity and these are the only characters left who will even stand any chance against such a great entity#they don’t have much of a choice man#Gojo tried to prepare his students for the future so that they’ll be strong enough to fight back anything together. not alone#Everyone is doing what they can now
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me having gone to bed at 6 am every day for the past week and generally spiraling mentally while rotting in bed waking up this morning: a 4 mile hike in the heat is a really good idea right now, and while we're at it let's start like 3 art projects
#maybe my mom was onto something all these years telling me i'm bipolar#no i don't think i am but i do technically have a bpd diagnosis so like. mood swings up the fucking wazoo are not new#but i am not one to be like 'exercise will fix me'#i've also just come to terms recently with the fact that i didn't kill myself already so might as well start thinking of the long term#so not being in constant pain when im older is something im actually thinking of now#so like. gotta move more which i was doing during this semester! walking like 3 miles a day which didn't help brain but#it's gotta be good for you anyway even if i don't get the endorphins everyone says you get when working out#that's neverrrr been me bc also chronic illness w exercise intolerance#so it's like. wah i have a desire to move my body more and know it's beneficial#but chronic illness + mental illness + trying not to think about exercise in terms of weight loss bc i'm trying not to make that the goal#although certainly wouldn't be mad if that was the result but if i prioritize it over just overall health it's gonna make me obsessive#i'm saying a lot of words. i have no one to really talk to so i once again come to tumblr as a public diary#ANYWAY. trying to find balance with wanting to exercise for overall well-being but dealing with other factors like chronic illness#which has actually been under the most control it's been in years i barely even consider myself (physicslly) disabled these days#and also balancing the fact that while my disordered eating has never recovered and i still have extremely bad relationship with myself#im in a relatively better place with that. i'm not starving myself and im not going through binge/purge cycles#but my relationship with food and eating is still very much unhealthy#and i don't think that will ever really change bc it's so ingrained in the everything about me#i don't really know what i'm talking ahout anymore or what prompted this#i can't simply just say 'i'm gonna go for a hike today' and be normal about. always gotta psycho analyze myself#im in a very weird stage in my life where i feel like i have control over nothing and i barely even exist in my own body#im just like a cacophony of voices trapped inside a meat suit but im not in the drivers seat im stuffed in the trunk and tied up#and the guy driving is an old blind mind who should have lost his license his ass is NOT road safe!#so it's like i have all these ideas and desires and feelings and ahh!! but hey i'm locked up here let me out please#and also the state of the world. so bleak and hopeless and paralyzing that i've just kind of shut my feelings off so i'm rapidly switching#between numbness and overwhelming agony#what the fuck am i talking about
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Arn seeing Timie on the street: aw what acute lil guy sure hope he isn't tormented!
Bro absolutely messed up, wanted to be a good boy and help someone because this mirrors shit that happened to him but instead found out that Timie is filled with 10thousand problems and somehow knows Arn to a weird degree withought ever really talking to him and he cant...figure out why..... can you really meet someone in a dream?
And now poor Arnold got a little guy that wants to cling onto him when they're sad
#Arn is gonna be a cuddle buddy if he keeps up with being nice to Timie by accident#Timie is like a hissing kitten in my opion all ready to rip your fingers off until you pet them once and now theyre your best friend please#hold me NYYYYAAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAA#i just think its gonna be funny writing Arn slowly pieceing shit together over time until its jusg oh mf youre the hero of time arent you#no WONDER youre so messed up#but for right now hes just super confused about what just happened he just hugged Timie becaue it seemed like the right thing to do#and now youre bound to this dude by invoking destiny maybe we were supposed to meet again insane ass you just became#inexplicably tied to this dude and you will die all through one thing thats manifested itself as a red string of fate around both of you#congrats arn your kindness has just doomed you down the path that all dudes in Hyrule take when they get to close to the hero#(REDACTED) oh right wait thats massive plot shit thats something i dont wanna reveal#ITS NOT DEATH IT REALLY ISNT I AINT GONNA KILL HIM like forreal i killed arn once never again but its gonna be so silly goofy what his ass#just got tied up in all from just trying to help#maybe you shouldnt of been their canon event in the adult timeline being the one person they couldnt save but fucked up
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resplendent awakening trio!!! what do you mean my laslow looks weird. no he doesnt. why would you even say that?? to my girlfriend????? bitch??
#ann cries about feh#my laslow build is so ass rn i have not updated it in. so long.#and im not GONNA til he gets his resplendent. intsys. please. PLEEASE i’ll kill myself#but yeah i. im not showing him to you guys. hes shameful (mildly outdated but bc hes my fav its embarrassing)#but yeah resplendent selena joining the gang :) i loveher#shes sooo cute idgaf if she ‘looks too similar to base selena’ like#and??#selena base design fucks severely am i supposed to see that as a problem#plus her HAIR looks fantastic. wow girl. what conditioner#and then i gave odin a few upgrades#i dont have that tome for him nor spare devourer for selena but its fine. ITS FINE#f2p btw. except for the. uh. twenty dollars ive spent on some of the worst units in the game.#whatever#IT COULD BE THIRTY THOUGH INTSYS. IT COULD BE!!!#anyways i need to cancel this subscription again
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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on
https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share
(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.
(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)
anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂
- @bondedpairs
ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!
#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s#many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but#not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand#liv in the replies#bondedpairs#happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3#we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance#this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice#it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids#close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey#(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not#where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture#of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo#like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life#i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much#smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred#i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO#blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at#a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)
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kitsune au! i only just realized i dont have to color these
basically, he gets re-alive'd a few years later with no recollection of anything- all he knows is where he woke up at felt like home, and that something deeply important to him was missing. a kasugi crow was flying overhead and he was like 'fuck it. might as well follow it' and ended up interrupting a hashira meeting :)
i actually have like 3000 words of fic written for it that i think i'll also post-
#neros art tag#sabito#kny sabito#kny au#kitsune sabito au#i think originally this au was something about sabito coming back Wrong? and it made giyuu semi-invincible as well and they were the only#ones really able to hurt eachother so they ended up at a standstill of giyuu preventing him from killing anyone but also getting#his ass beat half to death every time they fought-#i cant remember i dont think im gonna go that route exactly#but giyuu's fucked up about seeing him Alive again & sabito's trying to find what hes missing and remember his own life#while also discovering hes not the same as before- not fully *human* anymore
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just had the sex scene with gale.
LORD.
#bg3#gale dekarios#shut up ash#i am NOT ok rn holy shit whattttt#it was so not sexy WHY WERE WE SPINNING AROUND LIKE BAYBLADES#deadass formed the pieces of exodia there#CONNECTED AT THE CROTCH#much preferred the fade to black normal sex scene LOL#his monologue was so lovely tho I LOV HIM#if he sewerslides im gonna neceomancy his ass back TO KILL HIM AGAIN FOR BEING STUPID!!
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Feeling homicidal at work today ♡
#there's been major issues with wordpress for Weeks now and my beloved colleague told IT about it and added me#to the 'task' explicitly writing 'please talk to [my name] if you have any further questions or want to discuss things as i am on vacation'#today i come back to this task reading a lovely comment by that dude who's responsible for solving the problem going#'i think it's best if we make an appointment to discuss this when you're back :)' bitch ill kill you#my boy doesn't even Use wordpress it's not even his fucking problem. he just was nice enough to summarize my complaints#so i added a comment too because i honestly can't work like this and want this to be Fixed asap#and if he wants to talk to [beloved colleague] first it's gonna take another 2 fucking weeks until anyone even considers the problem again#and i have no patience for this left at this point. so of course that bitch calls me when i was marked as 'absent' on teams#(did he fucking do that on purpose?? so he wouldn't actually have to talk to me? also. just Text me you fucking bitch)#and when i come back to it HE was absent so i couldn't call him back and also i won't wait for him to come back online so i can talk to him#because my work hours are Over for this week and he could very well just send me a message or add another comment if he has anything to say#but alas he didn't#i honestly am usually quite patient and understanding when it comes to fixing issues but this has been going on forever#and i wouldn't even say anything if it hadn't been for that stupid ass comment on how he wants to talk to [colleague] first. bitch!#(i just mentioned what the main issue was in my own comment btw. i didn't say anything about hurrying or any of the million#passive aggressive things i WANTED to say. very proud of myself for that ♡#had i been with that dude in person i would have killed him on sight)#god things are gonna be so insufferable when my beloved colleague is gone forever ㅠㅠ#he's the only good thing about this fucking company and I'm sure everything's gonna go down in flames#once he's gone#void screams#work stuff
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This is the most background splitsecond moment ever but I'm rewatching Day Of Days, and there's the scene in the farmhouse where they're picking up ammunition/supplies and the planes go overhead? Well Toye throws himself down like the others to take cover, but as he comes back up you can see Bill had thrown an arm over his back but didn't really duck much himself and I just-- it's so small but like teeny tiny moments that add up to Bill running to get him in TBP, yknow? - Nathan.
BABY, I AM SO HERE FOR JOE AND BILL JUMPING INTO SITUATIONS FOR EACH OTHER LIKE when a grenade is thrown at them joe throws himself on top of bill, when joe's bitching about shit in his foxhole bill tries to soothe him by getting him to see the full picture, when joe gets hit by the mortar bill goes to get him like!!!!! we're sleeping on them as a duo i s2g
#ask#bill said 'this grumpy sonuvabitch is Mine and he's gonna get killed if i dont do something' then hustles his ass over to where ever joe is#bill: awww shit not this again *waddles his way to pull joe outta whatever mess he's got himself in*#bill guarnere#joe toye#band of brothers
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