#gonchorov????

[heehoocoffee]

Can tumblr also hivemind a fake movie for my ocs

[thelesbiansuperjesus]

We aren’t talking about muppets goncharov as much as we should be. Like dont lie I know you guys also watched it as a kid despite it being a straight to dvd bargain bin kinda movie. That shit was gold. I don’t care if it was essentially a high budget shitpost it was my childhood. Kermit as gonch?! Priceless. moment of the century. The inclusion of the clocks?! Literal art. When I tell you the muppets team knew what they were doing, *they knew what they were doing*

[jack-the-fool]

This is how that scene went, right?

[suppotato123]

Screw Hogwarts Houses (and JK Rowling) tell me what degree you would be taking at a magical university:

Thaumaturgical Artificing- The scientific study and application of magic as it pertains to Alchemy (the creation of of potions) and Arcana (the engineering of magical devices).

Necromantic Studies- A degree for those looking for the most modern and ethical methods of raising the dead.

Arcanic Anthropology- This degree walks students through the history of magical artifacts, how to find them, and their proper uses to aspiring Sorcerers and non-magic users alike.

Linguistic Incantology- The study of the properties of magical languages as well as the characteristics of those languages in general ascertained in order to gain mastery over the magical art of incantation.

Magiphysical Sciences- The study of Humanoid systems, anatomy, and physical health and fitness as it pertains to magical gestures and more physically involved magic systems.

Mystic Virology- The study of magical diseases and curses, their effects on the humanoid form, and the treatments and counterhexes for such magical conditions.

Enchanted Horticulture- A branch of Enchanted agriculture that focuses on cultivation of magical gardens for the purposes of spells, medicine, and consumption.

General Studies- This degree covers the most basic information on various magical studies and provides a great opportunity for students to discover their magical passions and/or complete their prerequisite courses before moving on to a more advanced degree.

[saturn-leia]

yeah yeah i know they're better off as katya and sofia but i wanted to use this quote

[caffeinatedpunk]

I was explaining Goncharov to my dad and he theorized that martin Scorsese himself decided to start this whole thing from a fake account so that he could steal our ideas and produce the film. And honestly i hope he's right because it's the only way this whole story could be even funnier

[cancerstanople]

who needs good grades when you can spend every waking moment trying to piece together a timeline for a movie that doesn't exist based on the handful of crumbs of collectively hallucinated agreed-upon lore found on tumblr dot com

[guineapigwitch]

hear me out: Goncharov AU?

[themasterofstudies]

which one of you did this

[ineedtowritemorestuff]

Tumblr be like :

Gaslight Gatekeep Goncharov

[nothazellevesque]

Update on Goncharov 2: The Gonching- Zepotha has crumbled into nothingness. the tiktok youths have failed to truly goncharov in the way that we did. we are safe

[jeanmoreaue]

i am going to sound deranged but does anyone remember Nora answering a question about how the ravens celebrated halloween… with something unhinged and Jean-related.. did i hallucinate this

[kamabr]

have you considered… Goncharov (1973) the ttrpg?

download the one-page rpg for free here!

You are the characters in one of the many fabled extended and unreleased cuts of GONCHAROV (1973), the greatest mafia movie ever made, and winter has come to Naples, Italy…

Get your cast of players together to tell your own tale of drama and crime, passion and longing, and maybe just a little bit of humanity. Make your fortune, claim your city, then face your hubris—and give yourself a cinematic final act.

In the end, sometimes death is what makes one immortal.

Perhaps the rise was the fall, after all…

[theydreamtheydream]

The main problem with Zepotha is that there is no COLLABORATION! No one is agreeing on what the main plot is or character names or aesthetics. They go “oh fake indie horror movie”? Lemme make my own headcanons and ideas on it and run with it so now everyone has their own version of what that movie is and there is no cohesiveness to make it more believable/confusing.

[hazyrockets]

sometimes i feel like dnp sound like a tumblr prank where we all pretend theres these two famous gay men who have lived together for over a decade and joke about fucking on stage and getting married and they have a mortgage together and yet theres still a whole group of people who think they are completely totally platonic besties

[butternutsquashthesenutz]

Everyone was freaking out about Goncharov like Marauders stans haven't been creating a cinematic universe out of nothing for years