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todayontumblr · 1 year ago
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Thursday, October 12.
Wee guy got vaporised
We're afraid we've some bad news. There's no easy way of saying this, so we'll give it to you straight: wee guy has been vaporised. He was 69 (nice)
It is hard, we know. But it be like that sometimes. Life is all about comings and goings, meetings and partings, and the occasional vaporisation. Come pay your respects to wee guy, and enjoy other #street photographs on Tumblr today.
And tell us, prey: do you care?
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roughridingrednecks · 1 year ago
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Goings
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blabberoo · 2 months ago
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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
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foolfortune · 1 month ago
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valtsv · 9 months ago
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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muttmoxley · 7 months ago
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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this-is-a-podcast-fanblog · 4 months ago
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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babylonqaf · 1 month ago
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where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this
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(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)
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cordspaghetti · 6 months ago
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 6 months ago
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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girldraki · 6 months ago
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lesbian-moon-gf · 3 months ago
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surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.
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dredsina · 6 months ago
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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hauntedhotel · 7 months ago
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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