#going absolutely insane and feral

[summertimemusician]

*deep breaths, sets coffee down* So.

I just fully caught up with the ending of TOTK.

*SCREECHES MELODICALLY IN THE KEY OF E*

HOW DARE YOU ZELDA TEAM?!

How DARE YOU CREATE A GAME THAT MADE ME ACTUALLY DETHRONE OOT/MJM AND TP IN ONE GO?!

Not spoiling anything, though I am fueled with theories and the mighty need to write. All I can say is that it truly did come full cycle in arguably the best way possible, I am SO HERE for the Ghibli vibes and the many implications, and that the two dragons on the logo make a lot of sense by the ending.

[4sh-n4]

AU where bruce and co. (his entire hoarde of kids, even jason in disguise) are at a gala. And it's a really big gala, party of the year type of thing in Gotham, absolutely unmissable. And usually, even the rogues know that this night is off limits, so it's relatively safe. So, they're all at this gala, right?

And then the joker crashes it because he has no respect for Gotham traditions. Breaks in through a window, yada yada. He starts to go on this whole villain speech as per usual, and everyone is waiting for the heroes to come. But all the heroes are at the gala, in their civilian identities, with a thousand eyes on them. No one can reasonably slip away, except for maybe jason, who's already seething mad and ready to attack. But with the chaos and people trying to get away, all the exits are blocked, and his helmet is at home.

Bruce is at the front of the crowd, facing the Joker. Joker sees him and makes a comment about Jason, and goes on about how Bruce must've felt when his baby died. And then he brings up how he killed the little birdie too, just a few days before the terrorist attacks that allegedly killed Jason. And he mentions how much he tortured Robin before his death, and Bruce snaps.

He leaps forward, absolutely hammering the shit out of the joker. Beats him up so bad, no finesse or technique to it, just pure rage. His kids try to pull him off, to no avail. No one else even tries. By the end of it, by the time the police arrive, the joker is more blood than body, and Bruce has finally calmed down. Everyone is just staring at him in shock, understandably. (The joker ends up in hospital, paralysed and in a coma)

His kids all drag Bruce home and give him an entire lecture about his persona and how his cover has probably been blown. About excessive violence and how he refused to kill joker but then pulled this in public?? They're all worried about the fallout in the news the next day.

No one sleeps that night, for various reasons, but then when the newspaper comes out the next morning... there's just nothing bad written?? The headline is something about Bruce being a hero for saving everyone from the joker, but there's no other mention about Batman or anything else.

Turns out, no one in Gotham is surprised that Brucie Wayne, no 1 airhead, beat up the joker because "did you SEE him as a teenager?? We were all just glad when he came from his travels pretending to be stupid instead of picking fights with everyone. If anything, it's understandable that he snapped, I would too if a clown started bragging about killing my son." The only reason no one brought up his violent past is because they were worried he would revert back to that behaviour.

[tiredfoxtf]

Do you think.... that for a second they thought about Last Life....

[kendallsroyco]

His cocky smile and him going crazy and the primal scream....I LOVE DEMON TIME MATT 🥵

[rimbaudthursday]

we as a society need to stop focusing on verlaine angst. "ohdhhh rimlaine they're so doomed :(( " "ohhh verlaine and chuuya :((("

we as men (gender neutral) need to acknowledge this man, this absolute loser, this girlfail, test tube baby, government spy and assassin is fucking hilarious. the audacity to be making silly little jokes while murdering people and plotting the downfall of society. fuck adam being the comic relief, verlaine was the real hero nobody wanted but we got anyway. this man backhands chuuya while driving THENG HE FUCKIGN "ohdhh chuuya :(( dear little brother of mine you're so light are u you eating enough :(((("

this pathetic pathetic man walks into dazais shipping container with "awwwhh are you scared of property tax :(((" THROWS A COIN THROUGH HIS WALL ANDN LEAVES

ICANT DO THIS

[stiffyck]

this actually made me insane btw

[artuurle]

"who knows if i draw them like this again" - says the person who immediately draws them like this even more (and a godpoke as a treat) . shut upppppp

[interlagosainz]

carlos sainz in 2013 on the red bull junior team competing on the GP3 and racing with a car with the number 4 in it.

lando norris formula 2 car having a chili symbol on it.

they are soulmate in a very "and isn't it just so pretty to think that all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?" coded way.

[bruisedboys]

he really is just so boyfriend. like the kind who would reach the boxes in shelves you can’t reach

he is just always into being your hero . doing things to make you swoon

peter quill has a hero complex for sure but it gets hiked up about 200% when it comes to you. he’s obsessed with doing everything for you because he knows you like it, even if you don’t actually need the help. he knows you’re totally capable of taking care of yourself but he wants to do it because he’s so incredibly down bad for you it’s sick.

yes he’s definitely the type to reach high shelves for you!!! so casually dominant of him tbh. he comes up behind you where you’re tiptoeing in front of the shelf and easily snags the box you’re reaching for. when he hands it to you he’s veryy smug about it. especially if he gets a thank you kiss, which he usually does.

he’s also always tying your shoelaces or zipping your dress or fixing your clothes for you. your shoelace comes undone while you’re out with him and he doesn’t even hesitate to get on the dirty floor to do it up for you. you put your hands in his hair and tug gently as a silent thank you and he swears he dies on the spot. and if your clothes ever ride up and threaten to show more skin than he knows you’ll want to, he’ll fix them without a word and it flusters you so much.

ugh and if you’re clumsy!!! he gets so good at catching you before you hurt yourself. if you’re about to trip he’ll catch you before you do and dip you cos he’s a dork, his arm locked around your lower back. you’ll laugh and swoon and say my hero all sarcastic and it boosts peter’s ego wayyy more than he’d like to admit.

[kisasan]

I have so many thoughts…so many…🏳️‍🌈

[chiyana]

Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting

Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?

Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-

Bruce: -turns back around-

Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here

Tim: I just like power point presentations

[mentallyunstablethembo]

What if Mu Qingfang just goes feral one day?

Like he's just done with everyone's bs.

YQY and his weird complex for SQQ/SJ? Yep

LQG being LQG? Check

And all the other antics of all of his martial siblings too

At this point cumplane is probably completely feral and unhinged too, and seeing MQF on the verge of committing murder, the two little shits decide to enable it.

Like, they fully encourage him to join them and go apeshit, because why not

I feel like this would be crack, probably very ooc for MQF, SQH and SY/SQQ, but then again, the two deserve it

Even better if SJ and SY are twins/brothers (maybe SJ can be the younger brother that has to keep his older brother on a leash, otherwise the other will go commit warcrimes for fun (or more like just running off towards all types of unhinged monsters))

MQF, SY and SQH are a force to be feared and reckoned with

[magicandmundane]

Crosshair really said, “Kids aren’t your area of expertise” and Hunter took it personally lmao

[artemis-pendragon]

I can't wait to be absolutely intolerable about Good Omens again. Just truly unbearable. Earth-shakingly insufferable. CANNOT WAIT

[canyonlouist]

which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or this scene from haegeum?

[dykespence]

Love how carla went from 'hmm idk idkk I like her but this is so new haha uncharted waters I mean like' to 'DONT. GET. DRESSED' in a matter of minutes