#god they’re so bad

[westofessos]

So glad that I had a 2 hour Rampage to watch to distract from the absolute shit show that was the Roughriders/Redblacks game

[breesperez139]

Dc x Dp Prompt #6

“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.

“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.

“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.

“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.

“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”

“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.

“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”

[lotus-pear]

i love you royal trio (minus akechi)

[shorthaltsjester]

when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[fernhelm]

jegulus is more fun for me when james is at least a little bit of the cocky asshole he is in canon. i think him being a tad mean-spirited would make him much more relatable to regulus. he’s a prankster! he’s puck! i think he trusts his own interpretations of how others feel more than their own words. he’s a hopeless romantic and he’s writing a script for the love confession before the convo even happens. so good thing regulus is a grade-A bullshit detector and can knock james off balance in an instant. he’s goofy and charming but he will also push and push until he gets what he wants from you. and this would of course work on regulus (attention starved), but i truly believe it would piss lily off soooo bad. there is an element of performance to his behavior. he is always doing it for the studio audience. he’s throwing out cliché lines like he’s a romcom lead. he knows he’s hot. he does that thing where he lifts his shirt up to wipe his forehead and show off his abs. it’s the guy you want to hate but also begrudgingly respect in high school, and then could actually become friends with once you’re out. he’s a jock, yknow? that’s Sir Robin of Loxley. he’s never thinking about the power differential between him and severus, he sees himself as the knight in shining armor saving lily. insane levels of self-righteousness. this is why jegulus is the type of couple to have a big blowout fight and “go on a break” every couple of months, but ultimately be together forever. it’s what james wants— a relationship where they can break up and make up a thousand times and never doubt their love for each other. he lives for the dramaaa

[dearest-marv]

they fucked in the bathroom after this scene btw hughie just told me abt it

[bokutoko]

i don’t think you guys realize that these panels saved my life

[minniiaa]

appreciation post for law’s hands in wano bc the animators knew EXACTLY what they were doing with these scenes

this man could choke me until i breathed my last breath and i would die happy with those long ass ridiculously tattooed fingers around my neck

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

So how badly do we think it fucks with Andrew that he agreed to stop protecting Neil a few hours before Neil was kidnapped and tortured?

[mythspy]

OH MY GOD. JAVIER LOOKS SO GOOD. IT ACTUALLY STILL (kinda) LOOKS LIKE HIM. also lloyd looks good like SO GODDAMN GOOD

[whereismyhat5678]

I have a confession to make.

And you can bash me all you want about it. BUT I STAND FIRM ✊✊

*clears throat*

I’ve had a crush on all of these men.💀

Edit: HOLD YOUR HORSES- I forgot at least 2 ✌️ I fixed it now!

[kendyroy]

i’ve always wondered what worst logan thinks of main logan. is he jealous at all of how revered he was? i mean what do you even think of the guy that’s considered the “best version” of you when you’re seen as the worst.

[fuck-kirk]

Came home from work last night and discovered both my kittens were sick. How did I know they were sick, you ask?

There was shit everywhere. Every. Where. All over my bed. All over the carpets near all 4 litter boxes (and some in and on the sides of litter boxes. They tried). Even on … the counters and dining room table. On the bottoms of my book cases, even on some of my books. All over the kittens themselves (I’m assuming most of what I found was tracked from their paws). When I tell yall I wanted to die. When I saw my bed I almost ended it then and there.

They were acting fine and playful still but I called and made a vet appointment for them and then spent the next 4 hours on dookie patrol. Just me, my carpet shampooer, paper towels, totally awesome spray, and my washer and dryer against the world.

At one point I had thought I was completely done, put up my carpet shampooer, and literally immediately turned around and stepped in fresh, liquid dookie. Yes, I cried.

[amessformiles]

they’re in love, your honor 🤷

[housecow]

it’s so disappointing to buy smthn you think is gonna be SO good but then just sucks. i bought these red velvet chips ahoy cookies and i was fucking pumped but they’re literally trash