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westofessos · 2 years ago

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So glad that I had a 2 hour Rampage to watch to distract from the absolute shit show that was the Roughriders/Redblacks game

#god they’re so bad #what a horrible fucking team #yes I will be watching again next week #this is my eternal curse #saskatchewan #saskatchewan roughriders #ottawa #ottawa redblacks #cfl #canadian football league #aew #all elite wrestling #aew: rampage #aew rampage

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breesperez139 · 10 months ago

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Dc x Dp Prompt #6

��I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.

“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.

“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.

“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.

“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”

“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.

“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc fanfic #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover #ghost king danny #demon twin au #danyal al ghul #batpham #they are not in Gotham at the time of this conversation #I’m thinking they’re visiting the Kent’s on their farm but tbh as long as the stars are visible it can be anywhere #Danny did in fact reincarnate as Polaris #sort of #Polaris is more of a title the Realms gave him the day he was crowned #he is the star meant to guide them through a new era #or something like that #But Damian does look up at the stars for guidance whenever he sees them #and before he knows it he’s accidentally begun praying to Danny #it’s his coping mechanism for being unable to speak about him to anyone #but back to Danny - he regained the memories of his time as Danyal Al Ghul when he died in that portal and became a halfa #well it was more he regained the memories of ALL his previous lives but his most recent one holds a special place in his heart #if only because he knows his brother is still alive on whatever earth he was born on #as bad as it sounds Danny can’t wait until he gets to reunite with Damian #he hopes Damian forgives him for not guiding him though #fun fact! Danny was once known as the god Dan-El in one of his previous lives #he’s ALSO the reincarnation of the Greek Titan Astraeus (and he’s pretty sure Dani is his daughter Astraea)#his previous lives are all so interesting (he still can’t believe he was raised an assassin or that he was a god in multiple lives)#but in all honesty it’s even weirder feeling so old and so young at the same time

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chebyshevptera · 27 days ago

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no thoughts just the ninja replacement team taking care of jay. “oh but they were only a team for like a few hours” not to ME

skylor if you can hear this we miss you come back to ninjago. ronin dareth and the others you can come if you want i guess

#skybound jay with a swollen cheek is real to me #i mean it was canon for like a few minutes of my dinner with nadakhan but i think it lasts longer than that #i only drew ronin and skyler bc i am tired and i wanted to scribble this out quickly #u guys see the vision right #they find jay annoying but at the same time they are gonna protect their idiot teenager with lightning powers #god i miss them so bad #jay come back skylor come back #ninjago #lego ninjago #jay ninjago #skylor ninjago #ronin ninjago #I won’t tag the others cuz they’re only mentioned

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shorthaltsjester · 9 months ago

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when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.

#i’m tired and i was bitching w a friend about this earlier but good grief.#cr fandom HATES when a character knowingly denies or portrays themself in a way that is false #but that fulfils the expected role the party/the fandom has dictated for them #whether the character is intentionally lying (vex and fjord esque) or has bad faithed themselves into believing what they’re saying #(laudna and scanlan) cr very frequently plays with like . the character is saying this and it’s not trueeeee #you’d think the fandom that’s oh so willing to History Is Written By The Victors their way into validating wiping out all of the gods #because (checks notes) they do not fulfil the whims of every person who asks #might have a little more grace when it comes to doubting the characters words as always truthful or always well informed #critical role

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sesamestreep · 13 days ago

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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!

#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically #which like he also isn’t in canon at all #he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with #but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly #The way writers always adapt him doing #so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for #and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane #the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane #in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson #and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great #BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now #sherlock holmes #john watson #doctor watson #acd #acd canon #tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put #also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly #Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street #there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them #that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from #ANYWAY

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twinstxrs · 1 year ago

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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fig faeth #ruben hopclap #lucy frostblade #the rat grinders #adaine abernant #kipperlilly copperkettle #watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!!#this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk #like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was #what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god #my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season #the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands #also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally-#changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk #but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up #they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here #there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows #the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!!#anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance

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luuxxart · 3 months ago

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i’m not saying there’s pepsi in miyu’s eggnog recipe. but like. i’m not not saying it

#but there’s no Pepsi in akechi’s bc . that would be bad and horrible to do #persona 5 #shuake #akeshu #goro akechi #akira kurusu #miyu akechi #as well as #uncle adachi au #mentioned #lmaooooo #everything is so intertwined :)))#for anyone who can’t read it… Akechi’s shirt says ‘betray your best friend and kiss him. Santa will forgive you’#originally it was gonna be Featherman but I didn’t want to make a big design #akira is of course wearing a Sonic sweater #bc they’re sonadow coded #idk when this would take place in the timeline tbh #akechi could realistically be talking abt Dojima …..#Dojima could’ve paid the adachi family a visit and recover the recipes….. GOD the angst a fic like that would have. ugh. the dojima rage…#I need to rewrite the main uncle adachi au fic…….. maybe after the summer shuake fic is done..#pilk mention

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dearest-marv · 9 months ago

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they fucked in the bathroom after this scene btw hughie just told me abt it

#butchie #the boys #billy butcher #hughie campbell #billy butcher x hughie campbell #butcher x hughie #i love them so bad #god they’re so gay

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blizardstar · 2 months ago

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Me when Ashton Greymoore is denied honorable and meaningful self-sacrifice, and now must face the reality that they MUST keep living after it’s All Over

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #bells hells #cr ashton #like #Tal and Ash were both so clearly ready #for Ashton to sacrifice themselves. and comparing that to Ashton’s backstory #to Ashton being left behind as a sacrifice. and becoming bitter(er) and lonely and denouncing ever growing close to someone again #to meeting letter. and learning from letters. and so much about telling letters not to self sacrifice.#but then letters does. and Ashton is ready to go to. he’s prepared to go out to save everyone #and he was so prepared for that to be where his story ends #but he doesn’t. and not through failure but through success #and now (though more trials still await) they must face the reality they must keep living after it all #and face the reality that they will not survive alone.#that they have come out the other side. alive but changed. but not in some miraculous way.#they are not healed. they did not go out protecting those they loved. and they are forced to contend #with the fact they will continue to walk this earth. as it is changed. but not miraculously fixed. but not sacrificed #and like. Ashton having to contend with the change. that the Thing is over. but they are not alone #they are alive. and have friends and a love. and a world familiar and new to love and learn #that they have a connection to but not an ancient force they are upholden to #that they and the earth will learn together #I’ll be honest only the first half of these tags was planned when I started typing about ash being forced to contend with having to live #having to live despite it all. that there’s no big change. no miracle. good or bad. but you must keep going. and how beautiful that is #for Ashton’s story and just in general for people who would resonate with him #but then like I remembered they’re gonna scare off the gods and so exandria is totally gonna change but like #consider my initial point and how beautiful it is #and how I managed to shoehorn it in to still make sense #babblestar

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fernhelm · 10 months ago

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jegulus is more fun for me when james is at least a little bit of the cocky asshole he is in canon. i think him being a tad mean-spirited would make him much more relatable to regulus. he’s a prankster! he’s puck! i think he trusts his own interpretations of how others feel more than their own words. he’s a hopeless romantic and he’s writing a script for the love confession before the convo even happens. so good thing regulus is a grade-A bullshit detector and can knock james off balance in an instant. he’s goofy and charming but he will also push and push until he gets what he wants from you. and this would of course work on regulus (attention starved), but i truly believe it would piss lily off soooo bad. there is an element of performance to his behavior. he is always doing it for the studio audience. he’s throwing out cliché lines like he’s a romcom lead. he knows he’s hot. he does that thing where he lifts his shirt up to wipe his forehead and show off his abs. it’s the guy you want to hate but also begrudgingly respect in high school, and then could actually become friends with once you’re out. he’s a jock, yknow? that’s Sir Robin of Loxley. he’s never thinking about the power differential between him and severus, he sees himself as the knight in shining armor saving lily. insane levels of self-righteousness. this is why jegulus is the type of couple to have a big blowout fight and “go on a break” every couple of months, but ultimately be together forever. it’s what james wants— a relationship where they can break up and make up a thousand times and never doubt their love for each other. he lives for the dramaaa

#w #jegulus #he’s nobody’s lap dog.#regulus isn’t the only one with pride and a bad temper #also they’re both so rich! the shouting matches in front of the butler! god what a good image #they’re not gomez and morticia but they ARE the scene where he kisses all the way up her arm #romance….#big text wall hellllo #fern.txt

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bokutoko · 7 months ago

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