#Disney’s Home on The Range

[whereismyhat5678]

I have a confession to make.

And you can bash me all you want about it. BUT I STAND FIRM ✊✊

*clears throat*

I’ve had a crush on all of these men.💀

Edit: HOLD YOUR HORSES- I forgot at least 2 ✌️ I fixed it now!

[lyxchee-art]

Idk if I did this accurately

[blackthewolf17]

So this is a little practice at Samanta Erdini's suggestion for my portfolio, All of you cross your fingers that the reason behind this comes true.🕴

[reddogf13]

momma needs a drink.

they know their mother wouldn't leave. she'd never abandon them. but some strange lady keeps taking her away.

since the girls were adopted. their new imprinting takes a couple extra steps.

[prokopetz]

Everybody always brings up the yodelling when discussing what a strange movie Home on the Range is, but I think we need to talk more about the film's intense preoccupation with Alameda Slim's ass.

[blueninjablade3]

How I think the Disney Villains celebrate Christmas!

Frollo

Okay, this might be a bit OOC, but I think Frollo is the type to go really hard on Christmas. His own Catholic way. He views this as his chance to celebrate his all-mighty lord’s birth! I think this is the ONLY time you can get him to be semi-kind. He definitely has all the nativity scenes in his home. Gives grapes to Quasi as his Christmas gift. If you think you can escape the Christmas sermon… wtf is wrong with you? I promise you won’t. You will be hearing about Jesus and the lord all through December.

If you’re really hard-core into celebrating Jesus’ birth and want to hear about it? Awesome! But if you don’t… you’re semi-safe after December.

Crullea Devil:

I REFUSE to believe that Crullea doesn’t love this season. But, she only loves it, because everyone is buying gifts for their family and stuff, which makes her money! I also think she likes seeing all the winter-line clothing from her competitors/ designing her own. In terms of decorating tree, I think she’s highly like, “NO THAT GARLAND MAKES THE TREE LOOK BAD!” or “THAT DOESN'T MATCH THE AESTHETIC.” She’s very into decorating the house to make it look nice for photos and possibly hosting a party to show off her new coat…

She personally designs you clothes for the holidays. Hand-tailored one-of-a-kind time clothes. Also if you give her beauty products, especially high ones, she’ll love you. She’s also asked for a fur coat more than once… maybe also some… puppies.

Captain Hook

Hook. My sweet sweet baby. He actually doesn’t really like this holiday! Hook used to enjoy this season! He really did. But since he can no longer spend it with anyone but his crew it only reminds him of his childhood and his mama. This makes him very bitter and prone to snapping at his crew and those around him. However, if you really want to celebrate I think he could suffer through it for you. Even if you didn’t wanna celebrate I can still see him getting you a gift. If you’re there the holiday isn’t so bad. Still never gonna be his favorite but he can deal with it.

Alameda Slim

I want you to look me in the eyes and say he is NOT an absolute dad on Christmas. I’m talking he has the black trash sack READY. I do not want anyone to tell me otherwise. This man is THE CHRISTMAS DAD. And yes he did hang lights in Echo Mine for you and the boys. I think he also might like some new chaps or if you’re looking for a big gift maybe a new guitar. I love this man so much he needs more love.

Hey y’all! Sorry for not getting this out by the holiday season! The plan was to get this done before family came in for the holidays but I didn’t finish it. But I finally finished it and have gotten it out so I hope you’ve enjoyed reading and have a happy new year!

Masterlist

[seaslugfanclub]

Hi! How you doin? I saw that Clayton and Alameda fell under the "Crush/Romantic feelings" category in one of your previous posts and was wondering if I could request some separate imagines on them? Since there's not much mention of them in your other works (especially Clayton), just to get an idea of what they're like with (Y/N). Please and thank you!

Sure!! I’d love to write more about Clayton, he’s so underrated 😭 Enjoy!

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Clayton

He’s one of the more… aloof villains of the park. Unlike the others who parade around the park giving backhanded compliments and insulting the elderly, Clayton tends to stay more on the sidelines.

I mean… the only thing he really liked to do was hunt, and he can’t exactly skewer any living creatures at the “happiest place on earth”

Though what he wouldn’t give to make a new coat out of that sardonically scarred lion…

With our beloved park attendant (Y/N), they found a couple ways to get along with him.

(Y/N) asked him about his hunting expeditions and his time in Victorian England

As much as (Y/N) hates the idea of killing for the sake of killing, Clayton can tell one hell of a story. He becomes super animated, hands waving around and voice super loud. He even got Gaston’s attention.

Other villains walked in on both (Y/N) and Gaston sitting crisscross applesauce on the floor as Clayton relayed the tale of his expedition in Peru like it was story time

He LOVES showing off his skills and strength, and what can I say, (Y/N) loves a show

As for the romantic aspect of Clayton and (Y/N)’s relationship, I believe Clayton fell first

Clayton was a man from Victorian England, where it was risqué for a women to show her ankles

Now imagine Clayton seeing (Y/N) in small summer wear attire, it is Florida/California after all…

During one of Clayton’s tantrums, he ended up screaming in (Y/N)’s face. And what did they do? They slapped him across the face, shocking him to silence

No one has ever dared lay a finger on him, and as (Y/N) immediately apologized to him he could only think one thing; “that was hot”

Clayton isn’t used to someone being genuinely interested in his past, and the way that (Y/N) looks at him when he retails his adventures keeps the Englishman up at night

It’s weird, but (Y/N) loves how big Clayton’s hands are, like they take one of his hands and covers their entire face with it, much to Clayton’s embarrassment

(Y/N) is now Clayton’s official backpack, they cling to this man as he walks around the park. Clayton loves showing off his strength and (Y/N) loves being carried

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Alameda Slim

Cowboy time baby

Alameda is one of the most unknown villains, like no one cares

But (Y/N) does, (Y/N) always tries to get Alameda included with the Villains and park activities

Whenever there’s a big crowd, Alameda always gravitates to (Y/N)

The size difference between them omg

(Y/N) brings Alameda old country music records, he now has a whole milk crate filled with albums

Gives (Y/N) mini concerts, yodeling along to the records

They have movie nights together in the common area watching old westerns! Alameda always interrupts the movie pointing out all the inaccuracies

One time Alameda tried to show (Y/N) how to square dance, and accidentally made them go airborne when he tried to spin them around

(Y/N)’s super curious about Alamedas yodeling, does it only affect cows? They decided to experiment on a bunch of different animals around the park, much to the park goers dismay

Turned out the only other animal effected by yodeling is… pigeons

Alameda ended up running for his life, a horde of hypnotized pigeons chasing after him

(Y/N) ended up having to convince Alameda it was safe to go outside again, after he barricaded himself in his room

Alameda likes to plop his cowboy hat on (Y/N)s head when it gets to hot outside

[fancyhats-and-fennelsbuds]

That moment when the animators flex that close-up animation to let us privately investigate a character's personality or either show a tintillating state of insanity of the beloved character's meanwhile blessing us with the specific knowledge of their irises' colour full HD maximum details

(plus allowing me to finally have the perfect pantone's shade to apply in fantasy scenarios before going to sleep )

(eyes...pretty eyes...)

If I was isekai-ed into Toontown, while possibly meeting the blorbos above, visualise me like Sid from Ice Age in the scene when he goes "you have beautiful eyes" one inch from Manny's face

[feel-the-fire]

Checked Alameda Slim’s Disney wiki page for fun and

RUDE. MEAN. CRUEL, EVEN.

[rourkes-baby-daddy]

The way Rourke looked up was perfect

[sweet-caress-of-twilight]

Some backgrounds from Home on the Range from https://characterdesignreferences.com

[disney-slash]

Rustler + Poacher?

[blackthewolf17]

Slim definitely needs to offer these ladies a big apology if he even thinks of coming within 5 yards of the farm 🕴

Bonus:

[inbarfink]

[simpingforcys]

I just know there’s somewhere in the world who absolutely simps for this guy.