#Disney’s Home on The Range

[whereismyhat5678]

I have a confession to make.

And you can bash me all you want about it. BUT I STAND FIRM ✊✊

*clears throat*

I’ve had a crush on all of these men.💀

Edit: HOLD YOUR HORSES- I forgot at least 2 ✌️ I fixed it now!

[lyxchee-art]

Idk if I did this accurately

[prokopetz]

Everybody always brings up the yodelling when discussing what a strange movie Home on the Range is, but I think we need to talk more about the film's intense preoccupation with Alameda Slim's ass.

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Home on the Range "Buck"

[blackthewolf17]

An insignificant fact: Slim rarely calls Perla by her name, instead he gives nicknames that can range from calling her "Farmer" to "dollface", he only refers by her name when he talks to other people about her or in serious and intimate moments. 🕴

[fancyhats-and-fennelsbuds]

Handsy studies.

Just that. Handy hands.🤡

I would like to thank @icarussmicarus for making me discover how a nice pairing Sarah HawkinsxJohn Silver can be. The ultimate softy warm joy inducing OTP.

[seaslugfanclub]

Hi! How you doin? I saw that Clayton and Alameda fell under the "Crush/Romantic feelings" category in one of your previous posts and was wondering if I could request some separate imagines on them? Since there's not much mention of them in your other works (especially Clayton), just to get an idea of what they're like with (Y/N). Please and thank you!

Sure!! I’d love to write more about Clayton, he’s so underrated 😭 Enjoy!

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Clayton

He’s one of the more… aloof villains of the park. Unlike the others who parade around the park giving backhanded compliments and insulting the elderly, Clayton tends to stay more on the sidelines.

I mean… the only thing he really liked to do was hunt, and he can’t exactly skewer any living creatures at the “happiest place on earth”

Though what he wouldn’t give to make a new coat out of that sardonically scarred lion…

With our beloved park attendant (Y/N), they found a couple ways to get along with him.

(Y/N) asked him about his hunting expeditions and his time in Victorian England

As much as (Y/N) hates the idea of killing for the sake of killing, Clayton can tell one hell of a story. He becomes super animated, hands waving around and voice super loud. He even got Gaston’s attention.

Other villains walked in on both (Y/N) and Gaston sitting crisscross applesauce on the floor as Clayton relayed the tale of his expedition in Peru like it was story time

He LOVES showing off his skills and strength, and what can I say, (Y/N) loves a show

As for the romantic aspect of Clayton and (Y/N)’s relationship, I believe Clayton fell first

Clayton was a man from Victorian England, where it was risqué for a women to show her ankles

Now imagine Clayton seeing (Y/N) in small summer wear attire, it is Florida/California after all…

During one of Clayton’s tantrums, he ended up screaming in (Y/N)’s face. And what did they do? They slapped him across the face, shocking him to silence

No one has ever dared lay a finger on him, and as (Y/N) immediately apologized to him he could only think one thing; “that was hot”

Clayton isn’t used to someone being genuinely interested in his past, and the way that (Y/N) looks at him when he retails his adventures keeps the Englishman up at night

It’s weird, but (Y/N) loves how big Clayton’s hands are, like they take one of his hands and covers their entire face with it, much to Clayton’s embarrassment

(Y/N) is now Clayton’s official backpack, they cling to this man as he walks around the park. Clayton loves showing off his strength and (Y/N) loves being carried

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Alameda Slim

Cowboy time baby

Alameda is one of the most unknown villains, like no one cares

But (Y/N) does, (Y/N) always tries to get Alameda included with the Villains and park activities

Whenever there’s a big crowd, Alameda always gravitates to (Y/N)

The size difference between them omg

(Y/N) brings Alameda old country music records, he now has a whole milk crate filled with albums

Gives (Y/N) mini concerts, yodeling along to the records

They have movie nights together in the common area watching old westerns! Alameda always interrupts the movie pointing out all the inaccuracies

One time Alameda tried to show (Y/N) how to square dance, and accidentally made them go airborne when he tried to spin them around

(Y/N)’s super curious about Alamedas yodeling, does it only affect cows? They decided to experiment on a bunch of different animals around the park, much to the park goers dismay

Turned out the only other animal effected by yodeling is… pigeons

Alameda ended up running for his life, a horde of hypnotized pigeons chasing after him

(Y/N) ended up having to convince Alameda it was safe to go outside again, after he barricaded himself in his room

Alameda likes to plop his cowboy hat on (Y/N)s head when it gets to hot outside

[inbarfink]

[rourkes-baby-daddy]

The way Rourke looked up was perfect

[simpingforcys]

I just know there’s somewhere in the world who absolutely simps for this guy.

[sweet-caress-of-twilight]

Some backgrounds from Home on the Range from https://characterdesignreferences.com

[hyzenthlayroseart]

Since it's the Year of the Rabbit I thought it would be cute to draw some Disney bunnies together.

[starleska]

Dr. Fry 🤝 Almadea Slim

oh my god deranged bad guys who brainwash farm animals!!!!! you're RIGHT 😂💖

[disneyparksattractionstournament]

Underrated Disney Songs Tournament Round 1 

Sing Sweet Nightingale -Cinderella

Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo - home on the range

Propaganda:

"It's just packed with visual, lyrical and musical gags. It might not be as dramatic as your standard Disney villain song but it's a real good time."

[blackthewolf17]

I will happy with this ship and no one is going to stop me. 🕴