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Cringe meme but I always found it funny. Joseph Joestar says trans rights

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yes! yes! yes!

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more people need to know that the Vatican has an anime mascot name luce and she was created by the guy who founded tokidoki

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back on my BS from the last post but who are the other parents?

ok like the AK kids "son of cinderella and prince charming" "daughter of sleeping beauty and prince phillip"

but the VS kids "daughter of the evil queen . . ." "son of jafar . . ."

and like, it doesn't make sense. there aren't normies on the isle just the villains and a group with inflated egos would probably want their kids to say both their names but mal is the only one who's "daughter of maleficent AND hades" and that took until three movies to get to. and it's not like they can make a clone or whatever because magic doesn't work on the isle, that's a well know fact.

(disney playing the stereotype of 'kids in bad neighborhoods don't know both parents' and i for one, don't like it and am rather disgusted/disappointed. you had one job disney)

like i understand most villains don't have a love canonically so you have to jump through several crackship hoops to make it possible (and dip your toes into polyamory perhaps *gasp* the scandal! *sarcasm*)

my theory? the beast demands that every villain have an offspring- like enforces it as a law. why? he says 'balance to the system' or whatever but is really just riding that high of being crowned king. the villains at first are like, no L+ratio+don't want to+never followed the rules before why start now+you can't make me+probably queer, until things start getting more serious (read propaganda and not so subtle threats) until everyone throws their hands up and goes 'ugh fine, guess there is no way out of it' most villians don't want to get tied down so it's more so and 'under the table let's never talk about it again' deal and everything is fine and dandy until the best goes 'oops' because now innocent children are being raised on the isle for crimes they didn't commit 'ah well' the beast says 'kids fix everything, right?'

it's not perfect but it's something, right?

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re-watched descendants and i got to thinking, why did everyone have kids, especially on the isle? like 'plot convenience' ok but like no really? most disney heroes hook up at the end of the movie them having kids is not a stretch. but the villains? ignoring the queer coded elephant in the room most of them don't believe in love their disbelief in love is the catalyst for at least two of their plans (looking at you maleficent and ursula) but they have kids and around the same time as the heroes no less? how?

like in ever after high it made sense the stories are legacy that the next gen will have to live through for them to continue or 'poof' away forever.

but descendants?

the villains were locked away on an island prison and forced to be there forever with no magic and leftovers you think anyone, even villains, want to bring a kid into that?

because every know villain in disney cannon has a kid (and yes i mean every villain i bought both spell books i was lost in the sauce when they first released), maybe even multiple. the dots don't add up, if it's just the villains and their 'descendants' on the isle, what is it for? ben came up with the idea of integrating isle kids into aurodon, his parents wouldn't have come up with the idea otherwise. did the beast just, mandate the villains to make offsprings like the heros did just because?

because look at me and tell me these freaks wanted to make familes that these villians (who usually have a habbit of disliking to hating children) all collectively decided at the same time 'ya kids sound nice' (because ever VK we meet in the series are all around high school age)

mabye it's in a book i dien't read (hades know they had so many books) but it's never explained and i have lost sleep over it (but not really)

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binged the entire adventure in wonderland and don't know what else to do but here's some memes IG

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back on my bi-yearly alice in wonderland kick and this time it's adventures in wonderland and they really just say let alice have all the god parents that also double as wine aunties

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not me takeing my blorbos eeby deebys. scrimblo bimblos, glup shittos out on a walk. . . no not at all

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hypothetical cookie run kingdom x gorillaz crossover because i can-

2D -> Licorice Gumball cookie type: Support, rarity: Special, best topping: Sweet Candy

Murdoc -> Arugula Cookie type: Bomber, rarity: Special, best topping: Fresh Kiwi

Russel -> Fudge Sunday Cookie type: Defensive, rarity: Special, best topping: Hearty Hazlenut

Noodle -> Udon Cookie type: Magic, rarity: Special, best toppings: Searing Raspberry

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charlie: yes, his death devastated me, but, i think i managed alright

angel: girl, we had to get the hose out so you'd stop calling baxter 'pentious' define 'alright'

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💖 Greek Mythology (with not so subtle shade to the disney hercules movie)

💖 cats (the animal not the musical)

💖 pokemon (both games, anime)

💖 gorillaz lore

💖 frakenstine (the novel)

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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imagine:

angel pentious is at the hotel is at the hotel trying to convince his friends it's really him, but nothing seemes to work. until kiki walks over to pentious, then sits in his lap and takes a nap.

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it's September, which mean's it's basically October, which mean's it's basically spooky season so, Halloween episode of hazbin hotel-

charlie and vaggie would totally do a couple's costume im thinking phantom of the opera charlie as christine and vaggie as the phantom

alastor just wears a black and white suit (either a jack skellington or beetlejuice referance)

niffty is a sheet ghost that is just covered in (presumably) fake blood

angel is wearing a diffrent slutty costume in every scene he is in (he's a going through his entire catalogue in one night kind of extra)

pentious wears a 'if you squint it looks like a scarecrow but if you don't squint it looks like his normal outfit' costume

baxter dose nothing but wear a cheep spirit halloween pumpkin mask

husk wears his normal outfit except his hat is swapped, a tiny top hat with a pink feather and skull and cross bones on it that's a clear as day referance to dr facilier

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sometimes i wish i could control my hyperfixcations-

how do i swing from a half year long hazbin hotel choke hold to being consumed by one character (just one-!) from a disney movie i haven't seen in years just because of one jepeg-?!

it's not even the entire movie just one character i, ugh! i am so flipping embarrassed i don't even like disney and now it's filling up my feed i just-