#god pls for the love of god guys

[pineflowrr]

[suntails]

toot toot!

[ochablooms]

what satiates a god?

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[lotus-pear]

the fine people of bsd tumblr have asked for fem skk and i shall give it to them

[ribcagebonemeal]

where are the beatles 2069 fans at.... hmu please......

[portrait-of-a-moron]

I love how everyone on ninjago tumblr has a dedicated season they know like everything about or love with their whole heart

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

I hate this fucking manga how am I supposed to have a life and write essays about shit when I sit down start to think and all that comes to mind is some gay little toilet freaks istg it’s a hard knock life

[theepicestmonkey]

introducing my new AU, YIIK!rune !! Excpect more soon.

[artuurle]

Hiding behind anon despite the fact ive been non-anon on here hi guys whatsup I have random mostly Grujaja centered things but theres others...............cause....yeah.... -Would be the best at hide and seek, he could just bury himself into the ground and turn the cone until you cant see the face. Would spend hours in one spot because nobody can locate this guy... -Would be that one guy at the party who stands awkwardly in the corner with a red cup. He didnt want to be there but someone else dragged him there and now he has to deal with it. -I feel like Grujaja would wear things like ear mufflers or sunglasses. He wears that cone all the time (as someone who wears headphones alot when you take them off its like getting hit by a truck sometimes.) Would probably also have a moment because the cone gets in the way of his breathing a little. -Hides small things in his cone, basically carrying small items on his head all the time. Things he can just drop whenever he wants them. -P would probably be concerningly good at combat games. P has got some inner demons or something. -Al constantly thinks he is that guy. He is infact not that guy. -Vib is an artist, P is also an artist. The two would probably do art together. -I feel like- whatever Bizzyboys are- they have really strong tails, some of them have tails that can support their bodies weight, kind of like a cool chair. I don't know if youve ever played monster hunter but if you look up the Great Maccao you'll see where im going with this. -They also have good hearing and eyesight too, but its...selective? Its very easy for them to just tune things out or loose focus if they want too. Their emotions/environment probably get in the way of this though. -The Bizzyboys have AT SOME POINT done a Team Rocket type skit.

Thank you for your wall. eats it. i drew stuffs for this and also talked about my own headcanons a little bit

the point about breathing being hard in the cone was an actual concern i had for him during the edge of milldread fight. its hot there he's gonna get heatstroke <:[ I also hc him bringing sensory headphones for when life gets too loud post game.

Patty gamer rage is so real and true in my heart. shes so sweety until you boot up mortal combat or guilty gear and then she immediately goes feral. fight those demons girl its scary in here.

Al is that guy to me even if he isn't that guy <3

I headcanon each of the bizzyboys we see as one form of artist or another! they all seem to have artistic tendencies! all were seen drawing in buzzhuzz, even Grujaja, he drew on his cone! Capo included as well. that mans art is cooking to me. Fun fact: on king posters posted to the limbolane account theres graffiti in red with a small Al drawn in the corner implying Al can draw <3

I dont think they can balance on their tails due to the thickness not being enough to support a whole body upright like a Great Maccao, but i do subscribe to their tails being strong enough to support their weight similar to how people portray possums hanging by their tails (though that isnt something possums can actually really do) It's common to pick up young drainfolk by their tail like this in my heart.... or adult ones if you're tall enough and have a death wish! Bonus: I also headcanon young drainfolk climbing onto adults when spooked or upset. (usually parents, though Grujaja Didn't have those anymore so...)

I agree on this one, though i'm biased because i'm the same way. I've had to be physically grabbed sometimes while reading books to get my attention and even still sometimes that didnt work.

[sanasanakun]

Jimmy’s relationship to suicide is a little funny. Like he crashes out (literally) in the beginning and immediately is like AHHHHH!!!!!! -fetal position rocking sobbing- and then he survives and he’s gotta be awkwardly standing there going “oh….ummmmm well that was weird amirite, guys? Geez, who would…who would KILL THEMSELVES like THAT? I mean come on.” And later when he finds out about the Cyropod I just know he was like “um fuckinggggg score let’s gooooo” but when Swansea calls him a coward he immediately pivots to shooting himself as Plan B. Which is….just an amazing leap in logic. An absolute masterclass example of thinking on the fly from Mr. Jimmy Mouthwashing. And again before he activates Plan B he has an AHHHHH!!!!!! -fetal position rocking sobbing- sequence. Like brother….the second crash out is too much. make up your mind lol

[queerofthedagger]

i love fingon so much just. he's so good and so reckless and he loves so fiercely it makes him do the most stupid shit, and in turn no one ever quite puts him first. I'm going to eat glass

[wanderingcritter]

As someone who's transmasc nonbinary, getting bottom surgery just isn't really something that appeals to me. Not sure why, I certainly have other forms of gender dysphoria, but Ive simply never felt discontent with what I was born with down there and currently have no plans to modify things.

However.

If it was possible for me to have a sheath I would POUNCE on that opportunity so fast omfg.

[jameswilsonsupremacy]

my contribution to the house md tumblr today. tomorrow i will offer nothing. (I just had exams and a choir concert, have mercy on me.)

[fushitoru]

guys please hear me out and match my freak bc I’m thinking of writing smth like this but don’t know for which jjk man. i was just on a call with this guy who invented a big thing in my field and is the MIT director of [INSERT STEM topic]. he said that when he published his paper on the big thing, he got loads of emails from this one guy who fervently disagreed with his method and was petty enough to prove that his method wasn’t anything groundbreaking by making another method that did the same thing faster. they still beef over the internet, the petty guy subtweets abt him on his blog.

i SOOO want to write a fic like this with enemies to lovers. can you TELL i love ali hazelwood? if i were to write this, which jjk man would be this petty/do this? im conflicted between gojo and nanami bc i feel like gojo is a petty hoe and nanami would do this but it would be for the sake of science that he does that.

like imagine ur MIT director of theoretical physics, and you’ve just submitting ground breaking work in your field of quantum computing. just for Stanford theoretical classical computer scientist and professor [GOJO/NANAMI] to pop up in your inbox. you love his work and are eager to see what he has to say to you and then your heart IMMEDIATELY drops because the mf is slandering all of your work, pointing out that existing classical computers can easily do this algorithm. cue your online beef. and him publishing a shit ton of papers to prove you wrong.

a few years later, when the beef has died off and you don’t keep tabs on gojo/nanami anymore after he’s like reduced your career, you’re looking to join the quantum computing effort at Stanford as per some professors’ requests because of your talents and the research there is intriguing. but you soon find out you’re competing for that spot with others, and you need this job.

walking into the interview, you then have to double back and see gojo/nanami. turns out he’ll have to be part of the committee that evaluates your candidacy. cue the angst and heated sex

sorry for the yap but pls me and like the two fans of this idea support me 🙇‍♀️

[skrunksthatwunk]

KUWAMESHI SKETCH DUMP KUWAMESHI SKETCH DUMP in which they are little shits who cannot stop messing with each other

also obv zoom in to see everything bc this shit is CRAMPED. but it's all neat i prommy

[cynicallyneutral]

demon children